Tyrannical Town Of Oxford Shut Off Water And Electricity For Dave Blondin’s Gym So He’s Having A Protest/Workout On Saturday 


A couple weeks ago we published a blog about my former student Dave Blondin, who announced that he was defying the tyrannical lockdown order and opening up his gym Prime Fitness in Oxford. Since then he’s been racking up fines, refusing to pay them, was ordered by a judge to shut down, and is still going strong anyway. And why should he shut down? This state has a governor that sanctioned massive protests with zero social distancing all over the state. His Lt. Governor admitted to having a party at her brother’s house with dozens of people. Every business owner in this state should be opened up by now, and quite frankly those who aren’t are pathetic cowards. The government is literally taking a steamy dump on your head, they don’t believe COVID spreads via social distancing, and they’re just shutting you down because they can. Stop being little bitches and open your fucking businesses.

Anyway, because no one has followed Dave Blondin’s lead the state can focus on shutting him down. And since he’s refusing to listen to them they’re resorting to this.

The water and electricity have been cut off to an Oxford gym that is staying open in defiance of state coronavirus regulations. Prime Fitness & Nutrition has been operating at 50% capacity since mid-May, according to owner Dave Blondin. Blondin has ignored previous court orders to close, hasn’t paid the thousands of dollars in fines and said he believes his constitutional rights are being violated.

“I can confirm that domestic water and electricity service have been discontinued at the building,” an attorney for the gym said Thursday morning.

Town officials have said they intend on enforcing the judge’s order, saying in part they will be “utilizing the options offered by the court in a manner that avoids unnecessary confrontation, while serving to protect the overall interests of public health and safety.”

“If they truly chose to do that as a town of Oxford, you know, it’s surprising to me that they’re trying to rip down a business like this,” Blondin said.

This is bad ass.

They actually shut the water and the electricity off today in reaction to this:

Absolutely brilliant. Never been prouder of a former student in my life. I’ve been saying this since the protests started – just open your business and say it’s a protest. Commie cold doesn’t spread at protests. Although according to the “experts” deciding this stuff, this only applies if you’re protesting against the police.

These people are evil scum, and they should be ignored. Shame on the hack judge who was too stupid and blind to see this. I still cannot believe there are people out there who are still buying into this and think they can try to convince us that COVID is a threat to people who aren’t elderly or sick already. But there are.

“He was only asked to do what all of us were asked to do.”

No bitch, he was forced to. And unlike you he actually thinks for himself. Maybe if the rest of the gym owners in this state weren’t gutless cowards they’d have forced the governor to cut the shit and open up.

There are no words for how stupid a person would have to be to think that liquor stores are essential for alcoholics to continue living an unhealthy lifestyle, but gyms shouldn’t be open for recovering alcoholics to lead a healthy lifestyle.

I just can’t believe these people are real.

Imagine watching 50,000 people at a time protesting in every city in the country and thinking that a gym would endanger grandma?

I for one am shocked that this model of fitness doesn’t consider gyms essential.

My question is, where are the elected officials to advocate for Dave Blondin? Second Congressional District candidate Tracy Lovvorn is the only person to speak up so far.

Tracy is the best. Please vote for her in November if you live in Jim McGovern’s district. Truly one of the best people I’ve ever met.

Where is State Senator Ryan Fattman? He’s a republican who represents Oxford? I emailed him for comment but have not heard back. I feel like now would be a good time for him to say something. In the meantime I look forward to attending the protest this weekend.


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70 Comment(s)
  • whatevuh
    Whining Liberal
    June 20, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    wow – saw this on the channel 4 news website, there must have been like 20 fucking people there for the protest, what a joke, protest in a place where nobody is gonna see you, not too fucking bright.

  • Lorna
    June 20, 2020 at 10:47 am

    Unlike covid19, closing the liquor stores really would overwhelm the hospitals.. and it would look like the zombie apocalypse out there.. when alcoholics detox they can have withdrawal seizures, they hallucinate and get agitated and confused, delirious, they have a penchant for crapping everywhere and falling over and trying to grab at things that aren’t there.. they actually require medications to detox safely.. and there are waaaay more alcoholics out there than you think! Drugs get the bad wrap but alcohol addiction I would argue is uglier.

  • libtardosis
    June 19, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    This guy in Oxford is doing what everyone else is thinking of doing. We…everyone who thinks for themselves and sees the Chinese flu is a big nothing and the death totals will be chopped by 2 thirds once everything is reviewed. Sheep.

  • Prime Fitness Employee
    June 19, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    Love the support Turtleboy and can’t wait to meet you Saturday Uncle Turtleboy.
    What time will you be arriving at the gym?

  • Gay Tom
    June 19, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    Turtle riders unite.
    It’s time to put our money where our mouths are and be there Saturday for support.
    Let’s do this Unc and the rest of you guys. I’m talking a bunch of hot guys wearing our Turtleboy T-shirts and spandex bicycle shorts exercising our cocks off and looking good.
    A sea of green in the parking lot giving a big fuck you to Oxford and then we can whip our cocks out and violently jerk off in front of the cops it will be great.
    It’s easy to say we support this guy but it’s a whole other thing to prove it and show up!!!
    Let’s show off how big our balls really are and be there!!!!

  • Nothing but Liars and Hypocrites
    June 19, 2020 at 10:38 am

    So what actions are MA cities and towns taking against people that defied the orders so they could go out looting and rioting?

    Oh, that’s right, none of those people are accountable cause, they’re saving POC from racism, which puts them “above the law”, even though, (when convenient) no one is above the law, or at least no one was in May, now certain people are above the law, criminals and sympathizers have all charges dropped and charges are illegally manufactured for cops.

  • randiguy2006
    Hey Aiden
    June 19, 2020 at 10:11 am

    Whatever happened to that OTHER former student of yours.

    The girl you humiliated online?

    Why did you take that post down?

    • Pee Wee
      June 19, 2020 at 9:11 pm

      I thought he liked boys?

  • bigdaddy
    June 19, 2020 at 9:53 am

    Did the town shut-off the real estate tax bill as well?

  • Art Flaherty
    Nathan Hale
    June 19, 2020 at 9:00 am

    it’s so sad that the American dream is over. I feel bad for the young people in this country.

  • Alana Presley’s Barber
    June 19, 2020 at 6:28 am

    Charlie Baker sucks & fuck these hacks from Oxford town hall!

    Dave Blondin is a true Patriot!

  • ...
    June 19, 2020 at 5:48 am

    It’s a criminal offense to lock out a tenant.

  • Doug
    June 19, 2020 at 5:44 am

    TB– what was the court decision?

  • Boe Jiden
    June 18, 2020 at 11:37 pm

    Hello All,
    My name is Joe and i do not own a TV in my house. I’ll host a party and relish in the fact that no one can watch sports. One needs to look at my dusty library of unread books. There will be trays of whole foods stuffed mushrooms.
    Allow me to regal you with tales of Nelson Mandela.
    If everyone is inclined Trivial Pursuit can be played after Tapioca.

  • randiguy2006
    Oh lord
    June 18, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    I know this guy. He’s always been an asshole.

  • (((They))) are destroying us from within
    June 18, 2020 at 10:54 pm

    Takes real balls to cut off water and electricity to a business after hours. Meanwhile in CHAZ the snowflakes and joggers have water and electricity AND GUNS! Remember politicians’ lack of priorities in November.

    • Allah Fuckah
      June 19, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      Wait I thought we were about gun rights? They should have guns, right?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    June 18, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    30 years ago, Nelson Mandela walked out of prison and entered into discussions about apartheid. I had the great honor of meeting him. I had the great honor of being arrested with our UN ambassador on the streets of Soweto.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Joe 30330
      June 18, 2020 at 10:43 pm

      When I said arrested, I meant I was not able, I was not able to move … I wasn’t arrested, I was stopped. I was not able to move where I wanted to go.

    • Boe Jiden
      June 18, 2020 at 10:54 pm

      If you are equating Apartheid with the current situation in the United States then one should tell a more informed story. The Constitution and Bill of Rights ensure equality for all in this Nation.
      There is a difference between being subjected to a force and relegating oneself to a force.
      There is no external force keeping anyone down in this Nation. The Bill of Rights ensures this.
      Unless, One professes so in one of this Nation’s “Higher Education” institutions aka Indoctrination Factories.

  • Dr. Charlie Parker, M.D., PhD,FACS, M.B.A.
    June 18, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    You can’t get covid in New Hamster gyms, but you can in Massachusetts gyms. You can’t get covid on Lake Quinsigamond ,but you can everywhere else. You can’t get covid if you riot, but you can at a parade. This is a pesky disease, and only experts like me can tell you what to do. I owe you no explanations.

  • Dees nutz
    June 18, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    he could say he also lives there and sue the shit out of the town…

    • Sampson Simpson
      June 18, 2020 at 11:48 pm

      No he can’t. You dumb motherfucker.

    • randiguy2006
      June 19, 2020 at 10:10 am

      Its zoned commercial dummy.

      He’d be fined for living there.

      Are you really this dumb?

  • Do The Reich Thing
    June 18, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    This guy is the guy that the founding fathers would be proud of. All these stupid cucks calling him out, saying fuck him, no fuck you! He’s standing up to true tyranny. Not one cop who did something so the whole system should be taken down bullshit.

    I looked at 10, TEN, ice cream places I took my kid to last year. Guess how many because of this virus shit I need to preorder, schedule a pick up time and then can’t eat there? 9..NINE!!! This summer is totally fucked because everywhere is like this! Notice today the Herald was on the AJ story and yet that cock Charlie conveniently skips today’s presser?

    • Massholio
      June 18, 2020 at 10:39 pm

      Speaking of founding fathers everyone in Oxford has been there since 1670 , and know nothing of the world outside of the town boundaries. Personally I have no fucking idea where the backwater is.

      • Do The Reich Thing
        June 18, 2020 at 11:02 pm

        Tomorrow is Juneteenth. In my years of high school & college & adult life I’ve never heard of it. Now suddenly, its a huge freaking deal and the bank is closing. I can’t wait to see the huge march in Boston while this guy who has 10 people maybe at a time is being locked out of his business.

    • TurdFurg
      June 19, 2020 at 8:06 am

      You’re so right. My kids lost both their grandmothers to this virus. They don’t care at all about that. All they keep saying is that their summer is ruined because they can’t get ice cream in exactly the same way they did last summer.

  • ...
    June 18, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    If they actually had a locksmith change the locks — well, if it were my building, I’d take the fing doors off the hinges…

  • East Bay Ray
    June 18, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    Stop paying taxes to these corrupt commies.

  • Y
    June 18, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    BLM finances Democrats.
    Almost zero dollars go to actual black people or their causes.

    Share with friends and family:

  • Republican Joe 2020
    June 18, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    The health agent that shut this down, Thomas Purcell could care less about this gym. He is 5’2″ 250 pounds and looks like the last time he saw his wiener was back in 1972.

  • al capoon
    June 18, 2020 at 7:46 pm

    This guy’s as big a donkey as you are A!dyn

  • Joe from Mass.
    June 18, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    What these asshole town officials and elected pieces of shit dont realize is that if you are self employed you get nothing. Work or lose everything.

  • Rambo
    June 18, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    This guys a legend

  • Allah Board
    June 18, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    The guys a Dildo, always was, always will be. Hope he ends up broke and closed

    • whatevuh
      June 18, 2020 at 8:22 pm

      I know someone that knows him, and he said the same thing, he’s always been a little douchebag

  • Christopher Hitchens
    June 18, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    This guy owns the gym? Needs to run some cardio or fix his diet or something- looks like a bloated ex jock. Whatever- still fuckable.

    The state is stupid though- fuck Massachusetts, and fuck this entire country for this idiocy.
    America is done- capisce- and there’s no turning back at this point boys and girls.

    Fuck Republicans, Democrats and anyone who adheres to any of these political cults. Cancer to the world ALL of them. Trump 2020 and Antifa are 2 sides of the same coin.

    Enjoy the fall.

    • Boe Jiden
      June 18, 2020 at 7:34 pm

      You sir, should question your education and intelligence. Your argumentative skills and eloquence are lacking.
      Angry, dumb, and naive is no way to go through life.

    • Mr. Leahy, RIP
      June 18, 2020 at 8:04 pm

      And don’t use the late, great Mr. Hitchens name, you pos…

    • Greatbigboog
      June 19, 2020 at 1:33 pm


  • whatevuh
    Whining Liberal
    June 18, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    Good luck with your little protest in Oxford LMAO I’m sure that will make Fox News headlines over the weekend bahahahahaha

    • Boe Jiden
      June 18, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      Strong use of the acronym LMAO and the b before hahahaha was exquisite. Keep it 100 (red font)

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's ASYMPTOMATIC carrier sqad
    June 18, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    Some businesses are more equal than others in this animal farm where Charlie Baker pics winners and losers. Covid is Global warming !

    • Mass economic mess
      June 18, 2020 at 8:52 pm

      And Y2K and Asian Longhorn Beetles too

  • Free mustache rides cause pussy dont spread the coronis
    June 18, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Experts. LOLZ
    I feel sorry for your mother.

  • Retarded1
    June 18, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    I dont work out at gyms so maybe I shouldn’t care. But whose to say working out isnt essiantial.
    If the BLM movement wasn’t full of useless idiots maybe I’d cheer them on. Arm everybody get rid of cops if you fuck with a firefighter or emt instant death to you and first born and we all stop paying taxes on everything except funding roads. If you want your kid to have an education pay for it your self if you want your fagy cousins to have his penis replaced with a vagina you pay for it. If you want to pop out kids after the first restarted one you pay for it. If you want to get knocked up and then kill the living thing inside you pay for it yourself. If want to have your cake I and eat it to have fun eating seamen.

    • al capoon
      June 18, 2020 at 7:49 pm

      Yes you certainly do sound retarded

  • And I said, defund the police? Sting doesn’t have any good records anyways!
    June 18, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    This guy looks like he gets thrown out of bars a lot for being an asshole.

  • whatevuh
    June 18, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    I can’t wait til the 4th of July, so I can celebrate my fucking freedom

    ( that was sarcasm, in case you didn’t recognize it )

  • Norm
    June 18, 2020 at 6:07 pm

    They would never cut off the water and power at an illegal immigrants house

  • G
    June 18, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    LOL! Now they’re tyrannical for enforcing a public health ordinance? Do you understand how fucking stupid that makes you sound? They gave the guy a month to comply. He had multiple opportunities to correct the situation. I know Ronnie Roidrage thinks he knows better than the experts who are helping the state to set the guidelines, but he doesn’t. Some of us would like to get back to life eventually and we don’t need idiots like this pushing the numbers up and fucking it up for everyone else. It’s called social responsibility. In simple terms: it’s not about you.

    • G - What an idiot
      June 18, 2020 at 6:59 pm

      You can’t be this fucking stupid, can you? Ok, I’ll play your silly game. ” I know Ronnie Roidrage thinks he knows better than the experts who are helping the state to set the guidelines, but he doesn’t.” Really? So what’s more likely to cause the spread of the virus, a gym who maybe has 40 customers per day, or thousands of “protesters” shoulder to shoulder yelling, looting, rioting, etc. Can you see the double standard here moron? Keep yourself locked in your house for the sake of the rest of us (there’s already enough liberal jackasses out and about), and most importantly stay off of the Turtleboy blog, I heard it has the virus and you might catch it.

  • New Normal, move out of state or suffer
    June 18, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    It’s amazing how people twist their opinions to fit the Baker narrative. Liquor stores must be open for the alcoholics, KFC is essential because they got food. Barber shops are more important than gyms, says who? If Baker had allowed gyms to stay open the sheeple would be defending gyms also, forget about nursing homes and veterans homes, it was a slaughter. The amount of rationalizing and pretending that the Covid19 pandemic is affecting society like the black plague is ridiculous in every respect, the population at large is not being made sick by it.

    One man running the entire state of Massachusetts by executive order. The state legislature is only too happy to wash their hands of any blowback on Corona Virus Covid19 emergency regulations. Mass judges are some of the worst in the nation, there is no way in hell they will act as a check and balance of power in the hands of delusional Governor Charles Baker.

    One out of every 6 people in Mass has been forcibly placed on the government plantation since the beginning of March. Massachusetts hacks aren’t going to give up their new power easily expect some aspects of Baker’s dictates to continue into 2021. September 2020 sounded far fetched, it’s no stretch to see the Baker power grab and state over regulation continue indefintely.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Joe 30330
      June 18, 2020 at 9:04 pm

      Governor Charlie Parker is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.

  • Baahhahh
    June 18, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    In 2021 for the first time in my life I’m gonna file my taxes by mail. Have fun with the single berries and ball sweat dried into you goverment shit birds.
    I only wish I owed more so I could send them rolls of ass pennies.
    On a side note TB you got fooled by these morons like all the other suckers. Sheep
    I had the comie cold back in mid January so what the fuck.
    Free jokhar the terrorist!!!! Cause he probably learned that shit from us and if he promises to bomb BLM crackers it a win.

  • 2020 Baker-Mills Economic Collapse
    June 18, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    The one time I thought Harley Davidson riders would come through, this guy Bob Hudon fails big time. All that biker propaganda about freedom and individuality, personal choice on everything from helmets to loud pipes and leather outfits and big Bob Hudon sides with government hacks and city hall bean counters.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      June 18, 2020 at 9:08 pm

      What did you expect? It looks like he takes it in the ass.

  • Diddler Crab
    June 18, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    I can’t believe these fucking retards are still convinced that COVID is ripping through communities and creating ghost towns. Not even close. And they’re fucking dumb enough to put aside the rioters in spite of all this hysteria that only the rest of us are expected to in lockstep.

  • hartf811
    Father Shandley
    June 18, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Take to the streets. Kill every kneegrow. That is the only way to get this sweaty gym open for hardos and fat chicks. Yeehaw!

  • JoeMomma
    June 18, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Get this man a garden hose and extension chord……

  • John Blutarsky
    June 18, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    It’s a noble fight, but at the end of the day, we are fucking doomed in this fucked-up state. My advice would be to sell that business for as much as possible and leave that fucked-up town. Even after this hoax is over, he is never going to get a fair shake with any business dealings with the town. They will continue to fuck him over for daring to defy their orders.

  • Betty Ford
    June 18, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Cant this guy sue the shit out of the municipality for denial of services? As long as he’s paid his bills, its an open and shut case. When Salisbury beachfront rental owners lawyered up, the town backed down quick.

    I just wished they would’ve followed through.

  • Boe Jiden
    Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Hear Ye...
    June 18, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    Oxford Officials do decry that exercise gyms are hereby prohibited by local entrepreneurs.
    Due to overblown hysteria we must adhere by decrees handed down by incompetent pols. Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. One must hand over their freedom and right to assemble.
    Do not dare dissent or reap the consequences.
    *Oxford officials would also like to invite anyone to Oxford Common for a peaceful gathering of like minded individuals. Masks and Social distancing not required.
    BLM, Reasons, and Such*

    • Moonbattery alive and well in Oxford MA
      June 18, 2020 at 4:20 pm

      If you’ve ever had the chance to have an encounter with the town building inspector, then you already know how bad things are in Oxford.
      From the board of health on down, they are hacks. No clue, arrogant, power-mad hacks.
      You might think people are being dragged from the streets into this gym against their will.
      Utter lunacy.

      • Boe Jiden
        Hear Ye @ Moonbatterry
        June 18, 2020 at 4:39 pm

        I’ve never been to Oxford but I imagine it just the same as every Lilly White Suburb. So far removed from reality and crime. Yet, Somehow the town is run by “woke” officials in tune with the real world. My guess is that the town is run by over-educated do gooders “making a difference” yet insulated from any concept of reality.
        But then, That is the reality.
        Woke minded, indoctrinated, do as I say, not as I live individuals that hold court. Any dissension is not welcome and hateful.
        It’s convenient for them.

        • al capoon
          June 18, 2020 at 7:56 pm

          Wadda you shittin’ me? Oxford is populated with fuckin’ hillbillies justlike this donkey gym owner. Oh and the guy from Holden too, Ayd!n

    • Bozo NoNo
      June 18, 2020 at 4:22 pm

      Naw. Y’all got it wrong.

      He’s not running a gym. He’s running an operation to facilitate BLM protests. The people there are protesting police brutality and racism.

      Then it would be all right.

      Protest site. That’s the ticket.

    June 18, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    America is Strong, Free, and Brave.

  • Fact
    June 18, 2020 at 3:56 pm

    Bootlickers are jealous of those who refuse to bootlick.

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