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UMass SJW’s Are Dumping All Day Long As Part Of Campus “Shit-In” For Transgender Rights

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Here’s today’s chapter of “SJW’s actively trying to make Trump a two term President”:


Yup, you read that right. Students at UMass Amherst will be conducting a “shit-in” all week, in which they will be demanding gender-neutral bathrooms all around campus. And if their demands are not met then they may be forced to leave an upper decker. Because spending all day defacating is the only way to fight for social justice in this oppressive environment.

My question is, are we required to be dumping the entire time? Or can we just sit there and festoon in the greatness of our own poo? Are we required to wipe? Shouldn’t we be conserving paper to save the environment? Also, are we allowed to flush? So many unanswered questions. Turtleboy signed up here. And as you can see we are 1,000% dedicated to the cause:

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Here’s my problem with this “shit-in.” You’re allowed to being technology with you:


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If you’re gonna do a protest like this, then you should at least have to be really bored. Non-violent resistance is supposed to have an element of danger, discomfort, and boredom. You can’t be bringing your iMachines to your protest and think we’re gonna take you seriously. This is basically what I do at home – sit in the bathroom for hours on end going on Facebook. Plus, that girl doesn’t even have her pants down. What kind of bootleg shit-in is this? You should be required to have your pants down and at least TRY to get one more nugget into the pool at all times. This isn’t a shit-in, it’s just you keeping other people from taking a shit.


For crying out loud, let the girl dump!!! Free my breakfast!!


And naturally this bootleg dumpathon is being supported by the Umass Amherst Students for Justice in Palestine:


Because Palestinians are well known for their inclusion of the gay and transgender communities.

Anyway, if this were anywhere but a progressive college campus everyone would just laugh at these idiots. But since it’s UMass the administration will give into their demands and transgender folks will be taking big tranny dumps all over campus in no time!!







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36 Comment(s)
  • wtatnuckgangsta
    November 16, 2016 at 10:47 pm

    The fuck with my right to take a shit? They are road blocking my shitmobile!

  • Linda
    November 15, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    Once again, thank you TB for a daily dose of laughter.

    • BobnMic
      November 15, 2016 at 8:40 pm

      Hi there Linda and welcome to the discussion.

      • BobnMic
        November 15, 2016 at 9:07 pm

        I own your brain and that just pisses you right off doesn’t it…

        • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
          November 16, 2016 at 6:46 am

          I own your ass, and as you can see I brought in the demolition crew to make room for a new shipment of dildos

  • Kenny Powers
    Kenny Powers
    November 15, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    They act as if Trump wants to take away women’s rights, kill gays and legalize slavery… he’s a Muslim or something.

    • Gilly13
      November 17, 2016 at 9:32 pm

      On point! These dumb fuck mayors want to protect the illegal criminal aliens, the ones committing the murders in their cities! Chicago has had over 600 murders this year and guess which group of voters has been heavily involved? If you guess the blonde haired blue eyed Polish, well, wrong! MS-13 gangs are engaged in open warfare in Chicago, killing blacks and other Latinos over drug turf and that shithead Mayor refuses to call and have them deported because the Democrats need their votes!

      Keep voting Democrat and that is what you get. Stupid SJW.

  • Now trending
    November 15, 2016 at 3:59 pm

    Maybe the girls are just pissed because the boys bathroom has toilets and urinals? The simple solution is to change the sign outside the mens bathroom to just ‘Bathroom’ or just use the girls bathroom if you just have to take a shit. Personally I don’t give a fuck, I’ve used both in situations where I really had to go and couldn’t hold it and they are both more or less the same.

  • Now trending
    November 15, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    I’m not saying the teachers at this school suck but if the students can’t figure out if they are a girl or boy and use the appropriate bathroom somebody failed them along the way.

  • JoeMomma
    November 15, 2016 at 3:25 pm

    I’ll use the annual fundraising letter I get from UMass as toilet paper and send it back to them.

  • BobnMic
    November 15, 2016 at 2:41 pm

    Hey maybe Turd Burglestein should get right up on this. This seems right up his alley along side of his shithead!!!

    • BobnMic
      November 15, 2016 at 2:52 pm

      I’m so pissed off right now…. I flew all the way to England, just to find out that “Big Ben” is a clock…

      • BobnMic
        November 15, 2016 at 3:32 pm

        Fucking hilarious! Not. What really is funny is how badly I OWN YOUR BRAIN!!!

        • Chef Boyardee
          November 15, 2016 at 3:41 pm

          You don’t own shit… You’re so poor that when you asked your mom what’s for dinner she opened her legs and said spaghetti.

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 4:03 pm

            Wow – where do you get your material? From the bottom of your unflushed toilet bowl? You really suck at this badly. Give it up while you still have a chance shit for brains because my yang will be greater than your yin remember that as you continue to make a fool out of yourself…

          • BobnMic
            November 15, 2016 at 4:05 pm

            What do I have in common with an ambulance? We both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!

    • Turd Burglestein
      November 16, 2016 at 6:39 am

      How about me and everyone else here hold a shit in on your face Bob? We can all pinch a nice big loaf in your mouth and protest about how you’re ruining Turtleboy for the world by being a dick and picking fights with everyone here. All I did was ask you to stop being a bitch by attacking Feisty in every thread when she had not provoked you and what do you do??? You attack me and start even more shit. Remember that when I flush your sorry ass.

      • BobnMic
        November 16, 2016 at 4:31 pm

        Well shithead you should’ve minded your own business. You standing up for the biggest asshole in here says an awful lot about you now doesn’t it. Fiesty deserves a lot more than what she is getting trust me.

        You are not very good at this in fact you suck at it so before to insult someone with your bullshit be prepared to get counter-punched. That’s how life works so why should it be any different in here…

        • Tommy Chong
          November 16, 2016 at 4:39 pm

          Are you high man? Legal weed doesn’t kick in for a few weeks…

          • BobnMic
            November 16, 2016 at 4:43 pm

            I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

  • Ed Augustus
    November 15, 2016 at 2:32 pm

    I happen to be something of an expert on public restrooms. Remember, that the time to break down barriers that artificially separate us, has come. There can be no more stalling. Please fill out the survey with whatever writing implements are readily at hand. No job is truly finished until the paperwork is done. This is a movement that I am excited to get behind.

    • Jim "The Godfather" McGovern
      November 15, 2016 at 2:38 pm

      For the glory of all, at least knock a whole, approximately 3″-4″ in diameter, at the general equivalence of waist high, in all of those walls. I so decree it!! We will make it so in all of my kingdom! Glory be to the hole!!

      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        November 15, 2016 at 8:22 pm

        I see what you did there.

  • Spankster
    November 15, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    I just love all these lily White SJW’s. We’ll see how interested they are in social justice when they graduate and put in an application and find out that a “Protected class” male who is 6’3″ and 260 lbs. says that he has “Gender issues” and gets that $100,000 a year job that you went to college for for four years. THEN we’ll see how much reform you want

  • Reddog
    November 15, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    Why would employers require a college degree these days. I would never,ever hire one of these fricken wierdo’s. I’d rather hire someone from a voke school instead,in a heartbeat.

    • Chris
      November 15, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      75% of Americans don’t have a 4-yr. degree. How are they surviving?

  • Fuck SJW
    November 15, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    From here on out, I will identify as a transgender, cis, African-American fighter jet of Latino descent

  • bird
    November 15, 2016 at 1:44 pm

    I hope that President Trump reinstates the draft and puts all of these stupid assholes into the military.

    • Chris
      November 15, 2016 at 3:00 pm

      Amen! Since Obama destroyed our military there might have to be a draft just to meet the minimum requirements.

  • Mike
    November 15, 2016 at 1:37 pm

    They should lock those bathrooms from the outside. let a few sleep in there.
    These people are so worthless.
    i hope somehow trump puts an end to this transgender crap.

  • Georgewashington
    November 15, 2016 at 1:35 pm

    Keep it up snowflakes, you’re going to give trump a third term at this rate.

    Yes third.

  • Rican
    November 15, 2016 at 1:31 pm

    Free the young bull!

  • Turd Burglestein
    November 15, 2016 at 1:25 pm

    Free my boi!

  • Fastmark
    November 15, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    If they don’t move take a dump on them. It might improve their looks. Win Win…

  • Chris From Georgia
    November 15, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    Proof positive that SJW’s finally admit that they are full of shit!!!!

  • Turd Ferguson
    November 15, 2016 at 12:44 pm

    What a shitty idea!

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