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UMass Teachers Protest To Demand End To Police Hotline On Campus, Urge People Not To Call Cops Over Public Urination, Fails Miserably When They All Try To Speak Into Megaphone Simultaneously

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Last week Sean Spicer, the awkward guy who Trump hired to take the brunt of the media’s ire and lie for him on several occasions, spoke at UMass. A bunch of protesters showed up to try to “deplatform” him, but failed miserably. Since then a group of graduate students have been clamoring for a protest, because it’s obviously racist for a University to allow the former press secretary for the current President of the United States to speak freely about his experiences at an institution of higher learning. Uncle Turtleboy went to hear him speak, which according to the grad students makes him a white supremacist.

“Sean Spicer was invited to speak at UMass and promote himself and his white supremacist views in an academic setting, thereby seemingly ‘legitimizing’ such views as a valid academic discourse,” the organizers wrote.

The organizers claimed that the university offers students “no protection from fascist white supremacists.”

Sean Spicer is the guy who lied about the crowd size at Trump’s graduation. That’s literally the only thing people know about him. He’s a comical and useful idiot who was born to be satirized. His job wasn’t to have opinions, it was to lie about crowd sizes. These people are not even trying anymore. They just call everyone they don’t like a white supremacist.

These teaching assistants, interns, and glorified RA’s decided to have a protest over it at UMass today. Here are their completely reasonable “demands.”

The union continued by listing several demands to the university, including abolishing the school’s anonymous tip line, which they say “targets People of Color,” and severing its relationship with the town’s police department, which they claim “encourages highly punitive University measures against students for any number of nonviolent/minor infractions.” They also demanded that the administration document “racist/white supremacist hate crimes and treat them as such,” universally apply “predetermined consequences for white supremacist, xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, acts of hate,” and “stop fostering an environment where racism and fascism are protected under ‘freedom of speech.’”

Oh good, they want to get rid of the anonymous tip line. So if you’re the victim of a crime, or you witness a crime, and you’d rather not have your name on record for safety reasons, you can go fuck yourself now.

They also want UMass to stop collaborating with the Amherst Police, even though UMass is in Amherst. They want UMass to document white supremacist hate crimes, which should be easy because there aren’t any real white supremacist hate crimes. Just fake ones that go unsolved like most reported hate crimes, because they’re not real.

And finally they want to the school to stop fostering racism and fascism under the guise of “freedom of speech.” Of course they will be the ones who determine what is racist (pretty much everything they don’t agree with) and the idea that a state run institution like UMass should silence dissenting speech is the definition of Fascism.

And these are the graduate students. These are the teaching assistants who run class discussions. This is who you’re paying to teach your kids when they go to UMass.

From the looks of their Facebook page these people seem perfectly reasonable.

Oh good, they want to make police obsolete. What could possibly go wrong? Turns out all you really need is “strong communities,” which of course would be disarmed by the government first, and you’ll be able to protect yourselves from rapists, murderers, and thieves. Solidarity!!

They have a list of 12 things you can do instead of calling the fuzz. For instance, don’t defend “private” property.

Are they stealing YOUR shit? No. Then move along. It’s not like anyone gets hurt from theft or property damage. Those are victimless crimes.

Also, don’t invite police anywhere near schools.

Because it’s not like we have a problem in this country where psycho kids go around shooting up their classmates.

Definitely don’t call the police if you see someone acting suspicious, particularly if they are of color.

Big no-no.

Don’t call the cops about graffiti, especially if its your graffiti.

If your boyfriend or spouse beats the shit out of you or someone you love, you DEFINITELY want to make sure you DON’T call 5-0. After all, police just escalate domestic violence.

It would all stop if people stopped calling the cops, or the NFL just stopped existing.

And finally my favorite – don’t call the cops on people who urinate in public.

Because the sidewalk is their bathroom!!

Once again, these people teach classes as UMass. They are firmly on the side of pro-public urination.

This older black liberal woman saw right through their bullshit, but they checked her privilege quick.

This woman seems to be one of the leaders.

Everyone shut up and listen to the woke white woman!! Overbite Becky has something to say y’all!!

Well, they finally had their big march today, and I could not stop laughing at this video. Ya gotta watch it. They all bring their usual clusterfuck of signs about black lives matter, no more global warming, and let the guy with the dick in the lady’s room. They were very proud of their signs.

And their yelling.

We fixed hate speech!

As usual, they brought a megaphone and planned to do the only thing mobs like this know how to do – chant meaningless shit. Stuff like, “The people, united, will never be defeated.”

“No cops, no KKK, no Fascist USA.”

Stuff no other protesters ever thought of before.

Except there was one problem – the girl with the megaphone wasn’t loud enough.

And instead of just being louder, or putting a louder person on the mic, these geniuses decided to attempt to yell into it at the same time, and it just failed in spectacular fashion.

I could watch all day and never stop laughing. No one could hear or understand a word they said because they couldn’t say the words at the exact same time, and they were all reading off of one piece of paper. Good lord, this is the future. Have mercy.


One kid in a Trump hat did show up, which unfortunately is considered brave today, because you’re guaranteed to have them steal your shit and possibly assault you. He came into it with his MAGA hat.

But that didn’t last long.

I’d say to call the cops, but that’s a violation of rule #1.


42 Comment(s)
  • JimmyMickTurtleson
    December 7, 2018 at 11:00 pm

    These zoo mass kids…so sheltered its sad.
    If they lived in Lowell and went to uml before that major construction over there they’d likely have a different view w all the gangs and crackhouses next to sheehy/concordia dorms if they were on south campus.

  • Yuck
    December 7, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Fuck ’em. Remove all police presence from UMASS and let those fucks deal with the shit themselves. Fuck all of them.

  • Take That
    December 7, 2018 at 3:31 pm


  • Crispy C
    December 7, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    Seeing these dipshits protest reminds me the movie PCU. Moonbeam and her gang didn’t care or know what they were protesting; MEN BAD. MEAT EATERS BAD. ETC ETC.

    I’m glad they are able to protest and feel important even with a low IQ and no real world accomplishments.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 7, 2018 at 10:52 am

    The UMASS College Replicans need to get Ben Shapiro to speak at UMASS Amherst. Let the fun begin…

  • Domenic
    December 7, 2018 at 9:44 am

    Anyone else find it funny a crowd of all whites almost is holding signs about white people being racist? This must be what failure looks like. 

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 7, 2018 at 10:35 am

      The ultimate irony of the liberal left is they constantly chant and yell ‘Down with Fascism’ yet they act in public absolutely in no different manner then the Nazi SA Brownshirts did in the 30’s and 40’s in Germany and Austria.

      They swipe his hat and berate a kid with a MAGA hat, just like the Brownshirts would have berated and assaulted a Jew if he walked into the crowd with his yarmulke (cap) on.

      • Reactionary
        December 7, 2018 at 3:21 pm

        They’re just communists doing what they’ve always done. The Nazis and other 1930’s Fascists were a reaction to them.

  • Richyrich
    December 7, 2018 at 9:34 am

    I realize these people exist in a strange, faraway place known as “academia”that will always remain a mystery to me, but I do love it when they call for the abolition of a police department because they figure they can police themselves just fine. Please, the first time any of these ignoramuses had to break up a brawl, they’d head for the hills, and probably declare it an act of racism from behind a shrub anyway

  • Spicolli
    December 7, 2018 at 8:29 am

    Can’t liberals find at least one decent looking chick to protest? Nasty as hell!

  • Stevie Wonder
    December 7, 2018 at 4:47 am

    Where the fuck are all these “white supremecists” that these stupid rich, white, liberal, basic Becky’s constantly “protest”? I’ve been traveling for 12 years all over this country for work and I’ve yet to see or meet any of the white hooded devils. Goddam empty, vacuous brainwashed lemmings of the DNC. Oh and BTW, these woke social justice whiners aren’t protesters, they’re actors in a play called college. Fucking idiots, every single one.

    • Kekistani in exile
      December 7, 2018 at 5:30 am

      The white supremacists mostly exist only in the minds of the deluded liberals.
      They do exist but not in the numbers these hand wringing twats think they do.
      Now, there’s one thing I can agree with Hillary on and that’s the problem of super-predators.
      They do indeed exist and in large numbers that are somewhat concentrated in certain urban environments where the rulers are and have been Democrats for many years.
      Go to Upham’s Corner in Roxbury and you can’t swing a Sudanese Ceremonial Walking Stick without hitting a few of the miscreant beasts.
      Many thanks to leaders like Marty Walsh and his predecessors for their enabling the continued crime in Boston.
      Time to nuke Wokebeckistan with the mother of all Kek bombs.
      Shadilay, my friends, Shadilay.

    • Gilles Meloche
      December 7, 2018 at 7:53 am

      For a blind man you see very well Stevie. Crock a shit these racism claims, most of em anyway.

  • Ski bum
    Walter "PeePee in the bushes" Bird
    December 7, 2018 at 2:52 am

    If they genuinely cared about racism then they would be joining the #WalkAway movement. Till then they are just full of nothing.

  • This country is effed
    December 7, 2018 at 1:35 am

    Marching for 40 minutes in 37 degree weather lol better get used to the cold theres a finite amount of womens studies jobs

  • Leanne
    December 6, 2018 at 9:21 pm

    That decembmare lady’s twitter reads like my 5th grade diary except that when I was listing all the things I did that day that nobody cared about- I didn’t make the unwitting people of society read it too. These people are mental midgets they literally never grow up they just act like children their whole lives!

    December 6, 2018 at 8:57 pm


    • Diane Woods emerson
      December 8, 2018 at 10:09 am

      Lmao. Send some klan to basic Becky’s house. Install cross and proceed to roast marshmallows. 
      Rule 1 no popo. 
      And video

    • Ebenezer Screw
      December 9, 2018 at 12:07 pm

      You’re right. Would be best to just get rid of them all.  Have them all scoured from the face of the earth…klan and panthers alike.  They’re the same piece of shit, just different shades.  Time for society to progress and reach greatness. 

  • Jason La Canfora
    December 6, 2018 at 8:34 pm

    Think I spotted Colin Kaepernick in that video, no wonder he doesn’t want to play in the the nfl anymore, he’s scoring major amounts of social justice warrior white pussy on college campuses

  • itsjustme
    December 6, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    I would love to see the list of ok times to call the police, or is there not any? Are you allowed to steal from homes or non-profit organizations, is that OK if you’re a person of color only? What if you get raped, is that the same as domestic violence and you just have to call a friend and vent for a few minutes and be over it?

    As “women” and I say that loosely because most of them probably identify as “their” or “them” or friggin alien-human by now, I can’t keep up with all these new so-called sexes. As men haters they wouldn’t care if a man was black, white, purple, pink, or teal, if one laid a hand on anything not identifying as a male they would want him in jail or with a bullet in the head.

    No wonder they have whole majors on this shit now. It is an awful lot of crap to follow and it keeps changing.

  • On the Naughty List
    December 6, 2018 at 7:44 pm

    I need to do my Christmas shopping. Where do these rich fucking douche nozzles live? I want to empty their rich asses of all their property of value. I certainly won’t threaten them so they won’t call the cops, afterall rule#1 don’t call the popo.

    The best part of filling up my truck with all their valued possessions is that I can do it while my dick is hanging out of my pants. Maybe all these woke bitches will get a nice eyeful of a 2nd Amendment man instead of their limp dicked, de-masculine, possibly transitioning boyfriend. Who else needs a new laptop? Smh…..

    • Y
      December 6, 2018 at 8:15 pm

      Hopefully, they live in Suffolk county; then, you don’t have to worry about being prosecuted but the new DA Rachael Rollins

    • Stunt Penis
      December 7, 2018 at 12:33 pm

      don’t forget before you leave to take a nice lengthy piss all over their oriental rug and cherry furniture. after all, public urination is okay with them.

  • Judge dread
    December 6, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    Send these faggots to the spice mines for the next 20 years. After they arrive organ harvest them, and then work each one to death in punish heat / cold.

    He best thing about this business plan is there will never be a shortage in idiots. Make profits from the organs harvested and spices mined, replace he dead with fresh replacements from universies.

    Sell it to them as a unique, inclusive, anti capitalist foreign exchange program.

  • ElJefe72
    December 6, 2018 at 7:14 pm

    Are there any black..ahem, people of color in those protest marches? I just see a sea of white people (mostly women).

  • Ray Patriarca
    We are fucked !
    December 6, 2018 at 7:10 pm

    The biggest threat to America is liberal, insane, woke white twats !
    These so-called called “professors” had their minds warped in these “higher learning” institutions.
    Most professors are professional students. They entered school in kindergarten, graduated HS, went on to an institution of ” higher learning”, received a degree in some sort of crap……and have never left.
    No life experience outside of the 4 walls of their little cocoons.
    And this is what we, the taxpayers, get.
    A group of stifled, vacuous syncophants who live and breathe for the latest “cause”.
    Liberalism is a mental disorder for which there is no cure.

  • Y
    December 6, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    Minus ten points for recording vertically.
    Minus ten points for having Michael J. Fox as the cameraman.
    Minus ten points for virtue signaling.
    Minus the points for… well, for being FUCKIN LOSERS!

  • The Pussification of America
    December 6, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    That part of the River Valley is a cesspool of wealthy, virtue-signalling, bored old white broads who want to feel like they’re actually important by clinging to the political topic du jour. Nothin’ but entitled, self-righteous twats who have never seen a fucking day of struggle, hard work, or discrimination in their lives. They are the LAST people who should be mouthpieces for minorities.

    Of course, the kids follow suit because these ultra libs are lodged so far up the arse of Academia.

    Let’s see how these fucking meatsticks fare in their anarchist utopia when they need the police to investigate a burglary/rape/etc when something shitty personally happens to them. Ask and ye shall receive — you’re on your own, kid!

  • Ebenezer Screw
    December 6, 2018 at 6:14 pm

    This is what we get for not putting these retards in institutions anymore. Brought this on ourselves.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    December 6, 2018 at 5:58 pm

    100 likes out of 30K students lol. I’m in a good mood again…

  • z
    December 6, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    Supposedly these people work for the college. If I was still helping my little “Becky” out and I got wind of this shit, Becky would be cut off from daddy’s dime. Read this with a Canadian accent, “I ain’t paying no more fucking money for this shit, eh?”

    “Oh good, they want to get rid of the anonymous tip line. So if you’re the victim of a crime, or you witness a crime, and you’d rather not have your name on record for safety reasons, you can go fuck yourself now.”

    You just described this web site. We wouldn’t be commenting (and didn’t) if we had to use real ids.

  • Captain Trips
    Diamond Dave
    December 6, 2018 at 5:51 pm

    Surprising. I. white, I work in a field where I am in Mason Square (mostly an African American community) in Springfield OFTEN. Like several days a WEEK.

    I know many residents by name. They say high to me. Most are decent.

    That being said, I don’t recall EVER seeing ANY of these ‘pro-black’ demonstrators in Mason Square. EVER.

    Are they afraid to visit there? I’d be happy to meet some of these pro-black demonstrators on Walnut or Ashley Streets in Springfield after hours.

    Not holding my breath. They are so frightened by blacks they’d piss their pants if they saw a black mailman.

    Do me a favor, if you cannot walk the walk then shut the fuck up because you cannot TALK THE TALK.

    Fucking hypocrites

    • z
      December 6, 2018 at 7:24 pm

      Mason Square?
      Godspeed, Diamond Dave.
      Of course not everyone there is a bad guy. But there’s more bad guys there than most places.
      You are probably safer there than some of the side streets.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 6, 2018 at 5:43 pm

    Why do liberals always look 10-15 years older then they are? Is an environmental pollutant to blame for both their liberal insanity and their early aging?

    Thought to ponder. Seriously.

  • Akihito
    December 6, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    The utopian dreams and screams of little tykes at a fantasy land called UMASS Amherst, similar to Disneyworld but without rides and much more expensive

  • Gorillas In The Mist
    December 6, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    If a black robs a white and the white doesnt hand over his wallet it will be deemed a hate crime.
    Enough of monkies already the most useless race the world over.
    Name me one countru where blacks rule and are successful.
    I wont hold my breathe because in most black countries the wheel and fire are still amazing. 6 percent of the population commits 60 percent of all violent crime. Abdolute savages.

    • Ebenezer Screw
      December 6, 2018 at 6:23 pm

      Type that in the light of a burning cross?

    • Nat Geografic
      December 9, 2018 at 5:30 am

      Botswana. you asked.

      • lame cuck
        December 9, 2018 at 12:10 pm

        Botswana is a member of the African Union, the Southern African Development Community, the Commonwealth of Nations, and the United Nations. The country has been among the hardest hit by the HIV/AIDS epidemic. Despite the success in programmes to make treatments available to those infected, and to educate the populace in general about how to stop the spread of HIV/AIDS, the number of people with AIDS rose from 290,000 in 2005 to 320,000 in 2013.[12]:A20 As of 2014, Botswana has the third-highest prevalence rate for HIV/AIDS, with roughly 20% of the adult population being infected.

        • whitey
          December 9, 2018 at 11:33 pm

          The F’n kneegrows don’t know how to use a condom! That’s the source of AIDS in the black community.

  • Vic1
    December 6, 2018 at 4:57 pm

    The only thing woke Becky is qualified to teach is how to suck big D. She is so out of her mind that instead of calling police if she is robbed, she will offer herself to the robber.

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