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Unemployed 400 Pound Homeless Taunton Gravy Dumpster And Cartoonist GoFundMe Veteran Girlfriend Want $1,000 For An Apartment, Have Plenty Of Money For Gaming And Food

Unemployed 400 Pound Homeless Taunton Gravy Dumpster And Cartoonist GoFundMe Veteran Girlfriend Want $1,000 For An Apartment, Have Plenty Of Money For Gaming And Food

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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Taunton. It’s actually from a competing Internet panhandling site called YouCaring, but same shit different name:

First of all, she has a boyfriend named Mackenzie. So we’re off to a great start.

Secondly, according to Facebook they are in an “open relationship”:

Because when you’re this physically attractive you should never limit yourself to just one meat wallet or cervix scraper. She does find him “breathtaking” though.

And Mackenzie, despite being a grown man, finds himself homeless and unable to pay his rent. But I’m sure we’re getting the whole story here. I’m sure the owner of the building is “harassing” her while trying to evict her through “illegal manners.” In other words, she doesn’t feel like paying her rent and the landlord is taking every step necessary to legally evict his squatting, free loading tenant.

Hey, here’s an idea Mackenzie – get a fucking job.

Here’s the thing about Mackenzie – he’s gotta be closing in on 400 pounds.

Not that I care that this Notorious P.I.G. has chosen to completely let himself go. But in what strange, fucked up world am I supposed to feel bad for and give charity to a man who clearly has plenty of money for butter flavored nacho cheese and likely has gravy oozing out of his pores? America is the only country on earth where the people who are allegedly starving and in need look like they just ate five people who were starving and in need.

Anyway, Mackenzie doesn’t have time to get a job or pay his rent, and he’s allegedly been homeless since May. But yet he still has a phone, regularly goes on Facebook, and has plenty of time for going to vaping places:

Gaming arcades

Ordering the essentials from gaming companies

And spending six months painting a thumb sized children’s toy.

Andrea Agostini is a real winner too. But something tells me her name wasn’t originally Andrea.

Just sayin.

Andrea seems to be a free lancing cartoonist:

Which of course means that “she” is unemployed. And when you’re unemployed it’s hard to pay your rent.

However, rather than actually getting a real job that pays real money, Andrea prefers to go the route of Internet panhandling.

This isn’t her first rodeo either:

Yea, she wanted $1,100 for a deductible for her allergy problem. Not the worst cause in the world, but I’m sorry, if you’re a grownup WITHOUT ANY CHILDREN, you should be able to come up with $1,100 on your own. Fuck me, kids are expensive. I can’t even remember what it’s like to have all my money go to myself. Good times. Not Andrea though, she’s a feminist so don’t even bring up the idea of children:

I’m sorry, but if your initial instinct is to beg all your friends to pay for your health insurance costs because you can’t give up the dream of being a cartoonist, then you’re doing life all wrong.

She also had whatever this GoFundMe was five years ago too:

In other words, she’s a GoFundMe veteran and gave up all semblances of shame a long, long time ago.

Shockingly, she’s a Bernie supporter:

Who signs Change.org petitions to force private companies to make pizzas with the specific kind of cheese that fits her vegan diet

She’s also one of these:

Of course this was back during the Ferguson days when everyone was still eating up the “hands up don’t shoot” lie so they could shit on cops.

Either way, the reason we can’t stand these people is that they take away from actual needy causes. Somehow they’ve raised almost $500. That means she found enough people with expendable income to give to her cause. Why not hit up these generous people for actual legitimate people in need? People who through no fault of their own are getting boned by life. Because there’s plenty of good causes out there. Instead it gets watered down with shit like this and people are hesitant to give money to people who are actually in real need.



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13 Comment(s)
  • Dick Dover
    September 3, 2017 at 8:34 am

    Open relationship? That a good one, they’re both way to fat to fuck anyone.

  • They call me Ponch
    September 3, 2017 at 6:27 am

    That figurine has a nice rack.

  • Kill them with Fire
    September 2, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    These two assholes are what happens when you wonder what Tumblr personified would look like.

  • Roy
    September 2, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    Seriously. Mabe if that cumdumpster needs to cough up a (pubic hair ball. And all that mucous is probably just a belly full of sperm from her open relationship shannagans.

  • Roy
    September 2, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    Im sure all that stuff she calls mucous is just a belly full of semen from all her/his open relationship shanagins.. She can open a gofund me page for an operation,not working you know sh is on masshealth and ive never heard of a deductable. She know how to work the system and not on free healthcare. Ya right you cumdumpster. The poor thing is stuch in her bedroom but cant draw there. She is prob in her room getting harpooned by some sperm walers knowing she is full to the gills with sperm and to us. JustFull of shit. she needs that money for a good cause? Ya cause she is a lowlife cum gussler. I wont even get into tha other fat fucking pig. I hate people that use the kindness of people just to screw them over. I hope one of her cough will pull up a fer ball. Or pubic hair.

  • TheFallGirl
    September 2, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    Looks like s/he had no issues coming up with away to pay for his/her hormone therapy though to transistor though. Priorities…. hair dye, stuffing Mackenzies fat face, and a phone/internet to play games and manage this months GoFundme page. Not paying the rent and dealing with real medical issues. Deductibles? Huh? Id bet my life they both have MassHealth (and EBT).

  • msheadkracker
    September 2, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    Feminist now are the biggest cancer on society, that and vegan assholes who think we actually give a crap they don’t eat dairy. humans are omnivores, we eat both plants and animals, animal protein keeps you from looking like a washed out freak and helps brain function, no wonder so many vegans are dumb as rocks!

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    September 2, 2017 at 1:30 pm

    Perhaps if they could curtail their addiction to hair dye they would have enough money for the deposit…

    • lolwhut
      September 2, 2017 at 2:28 pm

      …. and perhaps Andrea could consult her allergist for her severe allergy to real jobs.

      • The Vorlon
        The Vorlon
        September 2, 2017 at 3:38 pm

        Lets be correct here, it’s not an allergy, it’s a disability.

        Next up, filing for SSDI in 5, 4, 3…

        • Kill them with Fire
          September 2, 2017 at 5:01 pm

          And naturally they’ll have a GoFuckMe up to help them with “living expenses” between denials, and another GFM to “hire a lawyer” even though SSI attorneys don’t get paid until you win. Because no SJW scammer has ever followed this exact same scam before.

  • Gigante
    September 2, 2017 at 12:06 pm

    the “how can you be poor when you’re fat? lololol” thought process, while funny, is inaccurate and misguided.

    other than that, good article.

  • Gag Me
    September 2, 2017 at 11:55 am

    Come on now, we all know Mass Health does not have a deductible!

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