Unemployed 400 Pound Homeless Taunton Gravy Dumpster And Cartoonist GoFundMe Veteran Girlfriend Want $1,000 For An Apartment, Have Plenty Of Money For Gaming And Food
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Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Taunton. It’s actually from a competing Internet panhandling site called YouCaring, but same shit different name:
First of all, she has a boyfriend named Mackenzie. So we’re off to a great start.
Secondly, according to Facebook they are in an “open relationship”:
Because when you’re this physically attractive you should never limit yourself to just one meat wallet or cervix scraper. She does find him “breathtaking” though.
And Mackenzie, despite being a grown man, finds himself homeless and unable to pay his rent. But I’m sure we’re getting the whole story here. I’m sure the owner of the building is “harassing” her while trying to evict her through “illegal manners.” In other words, she doesn’t feel like paying her rent and the landlord is taking every step necessary to legally evict his squatting, free loading tenant.
Hey, here’s an idea Mackenzie – get a fucking job.
Here’s the thing about Mackenzie – he’s gotta be closing in on 400 pounds.
Not that I care that this Notorious P.I.G. has chosen to completely let himself go. But in what strange, fucked up world am I supposed to feel bad for and give charity to a man who clearly has plenty of money for butter flavored nacho cheese and likely has gravy oozing out of his pores? America is the only country on earth where the people who are allegedly starving and in need look like they just ate five people who were starving and in need.
Anyway, Mackenzie doesn’t have time to get a job or pay his rent, and he’s allegedly been homeless since May. But yet he still has a phone, regularly goes on Facebook, and has plenty of time for going to vaping places:
Ordering the essentials from gaming companies
And spending six months painting a thumb sized children’s toy.
Andrea Agostini is a real winner too. But something tells me her name wasn’t originally Andrea.
Andrea seems to be a free lancing cartoonist:
Which of course means that “she” is unemployed. And when you’re unemployed it’s hard to pay your rent.
However, rather than actually getting a real job that pays real money, Andrea prefers to go the route of Internet panhandling.
Yea, she wanted $1,100 for a deductible for her allergy problem. Not the worst cause in the world, but I’m sorry, if you’re a grownup WITHOUT ANY CHILDREN, you should be able to come up with $1,100 on your own. Fuck me, kids are expensive. I can’t even remember what it’s like to have all my money go to myself. Good times. Not Andrea though, she’s a feminist so don’t even bring up the idea of children:
I’m sorry, but if your initial instinct is to beg all your friends to pay for your health insurance costs because you can’t give up the dream of being a cartoonist, then you’re doing life all wrong.
She also had whatever this GoFundMe was five years ago too:
In other words, she’s a GoFundMe veteran and gave up all semblances of shame a long, long time ago.
Shockingly, she’s a Bernie supporter:
Who signs Change.org petitions to force private companies to make pizzas with the specific kind of cheese that fits her vegan diet
She’s also one of these:
Of course this was back during the Ferguson days when everyone was still eating up the “hands up don’t shoot” lie so they could shit on cops.
Either way, the reason we can’t stand these people is that they take away from actual needy causes. Somehow they’ve raised almost $500. That means she found enough people with expendable income to give to her cause. Why not hit up these generous people for actual legitimate people in need? People who through no fault of their own are getting boned by life. Because there’s plenty of good causes out there. Instead it gets watered down with shit like this and people are hesitant to give money to people who are actually in real need.
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