Unemployed Former Fox Sports Blogger Who Was Fired For Tweeting Barron Trump Will Be A Serial Killer Is So Butthurt We Outed Fake Pats Fans Who Took Picture With Roger Goodell

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Yesterday we blogged about these three chudstuffers who voluntarily sought out and took a picture with Roger Goodell, even after the NFL dictator spent two years leading a witch hunt against Tom Brady, suspended him for four games, ignored science completely, and took away a first and fourth round draft pick.

For the record, we think these guys are morons, and certainly not real Patriots fans for doing this. But at the same time they’re not doing anything illegal and I’m sure they’re all fine human beings. Doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be embarrassed for what they did. After everything this asshole has done to the Patriots how can any self-respecting fan pose for a picture with him? This is some Uncle Tom shit if I’ve ever seen it.

Anyway, the blog caught on quickly and WEEI sourced us:

And it’s led to TONS of butthurt:

Yea, that’s what’s gonna happen Bill. That’s what a reasonable person would take from this. Someone is gonna kill them because of our blog. Then we’re gonna feel REALLY dumb. Better get your ass to a safe space.

Yes, it is a free country Matthew. Which is why we are free to reveal their names, after they basically outed themselves in the first place immediately after the picture was taken.

I will never, ever, ever get over Deflategate. Ever. Yes, we won the Super Bowl. But when are we getting that first and fourth round draft pick back? Oh yea, never. But hey, it’s not like first round NFL draft picks are worth much. Guys like Jerrod Mayo, Vince Wilfork, Richard Seymour, and Chandler Jones are a dime a dozen. No biggie.

Yea, no bullying on the Internet!! These grown men who voluntarily took a picture with the greatest villain in Patriots history shouldn’t have their feelings hurt with mean words on the Internet!

This was great too:

That moment when you’re announcing preemptively that people are going call you mean names, and then no one does. Awkward.

Anyway, the kid next to Goodell with the boat shoes is actually commenting on our page and WEEI, and doesn’t really seem to care:

Atta boy. Sometimes you do dumb shit. Just own it and move on, right?

Not so fast.

Meet Pete Blackburn:

He’s an unemployed sports journalist who can’t get a job at Barstool Sports, even though he’d literally kill a man for the opportunity to write for the Huffington Post Jr. spinoff site. And yes, that is exactly what Barstool Sports has become. This is a feature they have now:

The #chicksintheoffice @InternRia @StoolInternFran discuss The Bachelorette finale and they are NOT happy. pic.twitter.com/Acx5oFbL9h

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 8, 2017

Chicks talking about The Bachelorette season finale. This is why it’s hilarious when butthurts whine about us “ripping off” Barstool. The only thing we have in common with them is the fact that we both publish blogs. The difference is we put out content people actually enjoy, haven’t completely sold out to social justice warriors, and don’t come up with slogans like “Saturdays are for the boys” to get you to buy $27 t-shirts.

So now Pete Blackburn is sitting in his mother’s house with a useless degree, hoping someone gives him a buzz to offer him a job scrubbing toilets at the Sports Hub. And he’s got plenty of free time to be outraged about Turtleboy:

Listen, Goodell sucks but conducting a witch hunt & using your site to maliciously post personal info of fans who took pic w/ him is gross

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 11, 2017

Yea, wicked gross!! Pete Blackburn is WAYYY above that. It’s not like he’s ever gotten in trouble for tweeting out that a 10 year old child has killed at least 100 small animals, and thus is probably on the fast track to becoming a serial killer:

Oh wait, yes he did. Then he deleted it because he realized that saying a 10 year old child killed 100 small animals because you don’t agree with his father’s politics isn’t a good look for a grown man.

And when we pointed out what a fraud he was, he pulled the “I don’t hide behind it,” “It wasn’t me,” and “I read some Internet rumors that you’re a sexual deviant so it must be true” cards:

that's actually not what I said, & I don't hide behind it, so you're not exposing anything. it's certainly no sexual harassment!

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 11, 2017

The second they start doing this:

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/896028657759682561

They’ve lost the battle. We own them. It never gets old the amount of people who believe that Turtleboy is a lone individual who may or may not have sexually harassed or assaulted a gaggle of teenagers who gets younger every time the story is repeated. We’d love to see some sort of evidence or court docket or arrest report so we can publicly cut off all ties to this individual. But no one ever seems to provide it. Weird.

When people started pointing out how much more relevant we were than Predator Pete, he started throwing out claims that we were lying about our pageviews:

they don't get millions of pageviews a month. traffic rankings don't even put them in the top 16,000 US sites

— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) August 11, 2017

I love when they do this because it’s so easy to boom-roast em with facts:

https://twitter.com/TurtleBoySports/status/896021408639324163

God I love facts. They always help us out when we need them. A year ago we were getting about 1 million views a month. Now we’re averaging over 3 million. By this time next year it will be 10 million. Keep doubting us though. The doubters always turn out to be right. Definitely.

Anyway, now that Pete Blackburn is unemployed, what’s he gonna do with all his free time? Maybe go back to videotaping himself attempting to drink a gallon of milk in under an hour:

Brotastic!!

Or maybe he’ll do some more podcasts with his butt buddy DJ Bean:

Hot!!

Or maybe he’ll go back to hosting grilled cheese eating competitions between DJ Bean and Barstool Sports SJW bloggers:

Pete’s not the only one who’s butthurt either. He’s got butthurts in his mentions tweeting out more butthurt:

https://twitter.com/WTPscotch/status/896029082000949248

Some Thirsty Obscure Sports Blog Posted The Names Of The People With Goodell And People… https://t.co/JkAAQIzCR4 pic.twitter.com/C1ORDVBPYW

— WTP Sports (@WTPsports) August 11, 2017

Uhoh!! Obscure blog no one’s ever heard of writes blog about blog they consider obscure!! Another loser who can only get clicks by blogging about the turtle. Sad. It’s why they’ve resorted to this:

Update: the guy who runs @TurtleBoySports is a sexual predator. pic.twitter.com/TIBtIUPFYy

— WTP Sports (@WTPsports) August 11, 2017

Ya know you’ve hit rock bottom when you’re begging Pete Blackburn for Twitter validation. Of course Joe Scotch’s Twitter pics basically sums up the kind of winner we’re dealing with here:

If you’ve ever worn a “Saturdays are for the boys” shirt, then congratulations – you’ve fallen for the worst marketing scheme of all time. Don’t get me wrong, we all think you’re wicked cool because you can funnel Busch Lights and yell “woo-hoo.” But that’ the gayest slogan I’ve ever heard in my life. And Barstool’s SJW CEO Erica Nardini came up with it because she realized she was marketing towards a group of easily amused 19 year olds who think it makes them cool.

Makes sense he volunteers to blog for “WTP Sports” which apparently just reads Barstool all day and copies their puns word for word in a vain attempt to one day they will be noticed:

Fail.

P.S. For what it’s worth – Barstool Sports is publicly shaming them and using their names too. Jerry Thornton read Turtleboy and decided not to cite us (because he doesn’t have it in him) and now he’s being railed for it in the comments:

Every day we get emails and messages from Barstool converts. Keep telling yourself we’re not taking over the media. If you say it enough times it might turn out to be true.

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