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Vanilla Lice Brought Mom, Bro, And Crackeroni And Cheese GF To The Brockton Hub To Explain His Bogus Fundraiser For Ex-Gf With Cancer Who He’s Not Giving The Money To

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Yesterday we published this blog about Vanilla Lice, the Brockton baby daddy who started a fundraiser for his baby momma, never gave her the money, and did so despite the fact that they got free medication already after their story about not being able to pay for her cancer meds made the news.

Well, in glorious fashion he attempted to clear his good name in the one place you should never attempt to clear your good name – the Brockton Hub:

Oh good, the money is “hers in my daughters.” They just haven’t received any of it yet and have publicly stated that you’re stealing the money.

But this really clears things up.

He claims she made the fundraiser with him:

Which of course would mean she has access to the fundraiser. But as both she and her brother alleged, she doesn’t have access to the money, and he’s just scamming vulnerable people.

Things took a turn for the ratchet when his brother showed up…

Look, you can talk shit about my career criminal chinstrapped butternut brother. But don’t you dare be talking shit about Nonnie.

Just a reminder, “Nonnie” is really their grandmother, but Vanilla Lice lied and claimed it was his mother when he started a GFM two years ago….

Thus establishing himself as the kind of guy who lies about cancer fundraisers.

Turns out we are all just jealous of the Scopa clan because of how far they’ve “come up in life”:

Started from the bottom now we…..still in Brockton.

Oh, and Scopa 2.0 brought his crackeroni and cheese side piece Mariah with him.

Her future certainly looks bright!!


As you can tell from her taste in men, she’s a keeper!!

Yea, don’t be stocking her shit. You’re supposed to flush it, not stock it.

According to her these commenters were fucking with the wrong people…

But they don’t handle shit “over the book.” Just the GoFundMe scams are done in that manner.

You can call Vanilla Lice a lot of things, but a frog ain’t one of them….

Plus, this whole thing is a family affair and it’s “nun” ya bizniss!!

According to Scopa 2.0, Vanilla Lice haas been “torchered,” and they’re gonna get back together anyway.

Then crackeroni and cheese made the unwise decision to tag in Mom……

Obviously this was a GREAT choice. After all, Mom has raised two well read, completely literate upstanding members of society, so we obviously want to hear what she has to say.

And she totally doesn’t reek of Newports and discarded loser Keno tickets from here.

As anticipated, Mom held no punches…..

Hey Ma, maybe she’s not calling you back because your son is using her disease to run a bogus GoFundMe and pocketing all the money. Just a thought.

Mom insists that Amanda made the account as well…..

But again, this would mean she has access to the account, which she obviously does not.

Anyway, Vanilla Lice messaged us on Facebook to settle this like adults….

This guy has less periods than the maternity unit. But would he come on the show to explain to the people where the money is, and why he isn’t turning it over?

Turtleboy is mad falls yo!!

It’s just our luck that he turned out to be out a celebrity, so he doesn’t have time for our little show tomorrow night….

Oh right, he’s a star for being on the Fox 25 News one time. Just a reminder, he was on the news because he’s too broke to afford $80 for life saving medication for his girlfriend. Obviously he’s out of our league. Don’t worry, we’re gonna call him anyway. He sounds glorious:

See ya tomorrow night turtle riders!!

15 Comment(s)
  • Marc Jaramillo blocked me so i cant even say anything to him
    May 22, 2019 at 2:08 am

    jamiee’s brother Marc tried running us off the road with his niece in the car while we was on our way to cape cod cafe for a family dinner we planned last minute because my brother Mark came down from north carolina for the weekend. i never get to see my family nomore and the one time we have something going on all together again something happens. i rode with thomas last minute i was supposed to go with my sister and her boyfriend but noo my moms boyfriend insisted on me going with thomas.
    we pull up to the pizza place and thomas sees this car go around 2 times as were about to park, he pulled up and out of the parking space and chased the car up the street. the car pulled up by the church and there was Marc (jamiee’s brother not mine) and a few other people waiting and taunting at my brother to come fight him with all his ex military friends(as far as i heard, they might just be a bunch of big dudes idk them).
    we drove off but they followed us, may i add this is the guy who started all this right. well he knew damn well the thomas’s/ jamiees daughter/ his niece was in the back seat. i screamed at him through the window but thomas was getting mad at me, i just didnt like what they was saying and how it came up legit right as were about to go in for a family dinner.
    i shutup and i started talking to my niece telling her it was gunna be okay, i had to explain that her other uncle is mad at daddy not her but how am i supposed to say that with a straight face with them all driving chasing after us. he didnt care.. they spud up and tried hitting us off the road with 3 different vehicles, one white pickup truck, one jeep and one regular car. i dont remember if there were anymore i thought i saw 4 cars in the church’s parking lot when we drove by but i dont remember.
    they almost got us up past the church, we lost them but they caught up when we drove by the south field projects. when we lost them again we were up by the intersection between dunkins and combies on the east side at a redlight and who is it behind us? Marc Jaramillo, this asshole pulled up the curb almost hitting the light infront of dunkin, gets out his car. no shirt, man tittys flying all over the place and hes trynna pull the door open and bash the window in. he failed, we drove off and i was cussing him out from the window. my brother really dont like me getting into it but i felt the need to say something because hes scaring the shit out of his niece in the backseat. he knew the baby was there and still came after us, he still had him and his friends drive into us and fuck with us. i dont know much about dude, i actually got along with his daughter and his mother but thats cause i was cool with jamies family. nun of that matter because he has a problem with my brother apparently but that logic seems very flawed. idk he must have been on something or he really must of snapped because he kept coming after us for a whole hour knowing the baby was in the car. i didnt get to eat with my family that night, i came back and they was already leaving.

    im not picking sides, its all bullshit and non of it should exist . i dont want to be apart of nun of this but im still seeing it all and it hurts me and truth be told im not in the bestest terms with my brother at the moment. i just dont want to keep seeing this, well i dont wanna keep seeing my shit and my dead grandmother up all over other peoples shit. i dont get the rest of the drama but i know its nothing that matters now so really we shouldnt be getting harassed still. but fuck it what can we do, its the internet and you guys love what ya do so shit fuck it. you wanna ruin a family, ruin it. theres no point trying to break something thats already broken, the glass already shattered your just hitting at shards now.

  • Angrymiddleagedman#8206
    May 22, 2019 at 1:34 am

    theirs a line between freespeech and public shaming, and you guys crossed it as soon as you started posting pictures of me when i dont have nothing to do with any of it other than comment on facebook

  • Earth is flat apparently
    May 22, 2019 at 1:30 am


  • fucking politics and shit
    May 22, 2019 at 1:28 am

    is this the heroin using bitch that was admitting to oding because the other people in the comment section a fucking retarted and will automatically feel guilt knowing it was your stupid fucking decision to stick the needle in your arm. atleast nun of us are druggies

  • FuCkTrUmP
    May 22, 2019 at 1:24 am

    i can do it too bro

  • whitesRbad
    May 22, 2019 at 1:23 am

    commenting and replying to himself

  • Paul
    May 22, 2019 at 1:18 am

    i never gave nobody permission to have me on there website, i dont care about the drama at this point and i dont get why you guys did its all fucking stupid anyways. i get my family isnt the best but do you halft to put us on blast, and my nonnie is dead you guys were capable of pulling up pictures of me but never noticed the one of the gravestone https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1062302327282204&set=picfp.100005073395726&type=3&theater

    i hate that i had to get pulled into any of this i never should of said anything and i should of stayed out of it because im confused and dont get any of this. I thought the whole thing was over thomas and jamiee but when they got back together this shit kept going on. please stop doing this to me and my family, i hate seeing those stupid photo shops of my nonnie with a dick in her mouth, its all childish and stupid. its not changing anything but hurting an already broken family. you wanna do some good then help us out, were victims of people who didnt know how to raise kids and people who didnt know how to financially support themselves. you guys would understand if we were black but since were white we automatically should be capable of living better, well the truth is white privilege isnt predominant when the majority of your city is cape verdian. we grew up in the projects in the middle of brockton, other than the homeless infront the brockon mini mart we was one of the very few white families in the area. we never had it easy and shit has only gotten harder, some of us are victims too. some of us never had a chance to be who we wanted to be so we resort to pleasing the people around us and then eventually stupid shit happens. i know better and ive watched stupid shit happen to people like my brother all the time. its all dumb, i was wrong to say anything but regardless i have more of a right to open up about my brothers drama than random people on the internet. but i shouldn’t of, i should have stayed out of it. and there no reason why you guys wanted to be apart of it and to make it bigger than it had to be. its like you guys want to get rid of my whole family? i hope you know its working, were all falling apart. thank you all so much for the support, i love how you guys made my dead grandmother a conspiracy. im about 1 picture of my grandmother with balls photoshopped onto her chin from blowing my brains out.

  • Fo Sho
    October 21, 2018 at 7:42 am

    Can you say…….Maggots?????

  • Salts
    October 21, 2018 at 6:45 am

    “Were a respectable Italian family.” These people remind me of Russian gopniks. Going through TB it seems like the majority of these losers are Italian, black, and hispanic. Why is that?

  • Lost my I.D.
    October 20, 2018 at 6:03 am

    These people are the future of Socialist America, Whites driven so low that they speak their own language Grade F English. It’s important that Whites become accustomed to living this way, if Identity Politicians are to succeed and earned wealth given over to generations of this ilk.

  • jamalkashoogi's severed cock
    October 19, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    fucken faggots

    • B Flatulence
      October 19, 2018 at 8:27 pm

      Best name ever ^


  • AlwaysFight
    October 19, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    I think Jaimee has more than enough shit going on. This girl is fighting for her life. She is a young mother and I feel so bad for her. I think the last thing she needs is all this bullshit. I doubt she wants a bunch of people talking about her life like they know her. I know that this is about her ex boyfriend. He is the father of her child and you know she is being brought into this by everyone. Idk I could be wrong, I do not know her personally and that is just my opinion. I just feel so bad for jamiee

  • Judge dread
    October 19, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    Hahaha the main picture shows these two douche canoes both smoking tiparillo cigars is so Brockton. I wonder if they waited for ma dukes to leave before they dipped them in phencyclidine?

  • Honkey Kong
    October 19, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Whoever has used a dog filter has sucked cock.

    That goes especially for guys.

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