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Yesterday we published this blog about Vanilla Lice, the Brockton baby daddy who started a fundraiser for his baby momma, never gave her the money, and did so despite the fact that they got free medication already after their story about not being able to pay for her cancer meds made the news.
Well, in glorious fashion he attempted to clear his good name in the one place you should never attempt to clear your good name – the Brockton Hub:
Oh good, the money is “hers in my daughters.” They just haven’t received any of it yet and have publicly stated that you’re stealing the money.
But this really clears things up.
He claims she made the fundraiser with him:
Which of course would mean she has access to the fundraiser. But as both she and her brother alleged, she doesn’t have access to the money, and he’s just scamming vulnerable people.
Things took a turn for the ratchet when his brother showed up…
Look, you can talk shit about my career criminal chinstrapped butternut brother. But don’t you dare be talking shit about Nonnie.
Just a reminder, “Nonnie” is really their grandmother, but Vanilla Lice lied and claimed it was his mother when he started a GFM two years ago….
Thus establishing himself as the kind of guy who lies about cancer fundraisers.
Turns out we are all just jealous of the Scopa clan because of how far they’ve “come up in life”:
Started from the bottom now we…..still in Brockton.
Oh, and Scopa 2.0 brought his crackeroni and cheese side piece Mariah with him.
Her future certainly looks bright!!
As you can tell from her taste in men, she’s a keeper!!
Yea, don’t be stocking her shit. You’re supposed to flush it, not stock it.
According to her these commenters were fucking with the wrong people…
But they don’t handle shit “over the book.” Just the GoFundMe scams are done in that manner.
You can call Vanilla Lice a lot of things, but a frog ain’t one of them….
Plus, this whole thing is a family affair and it’s “nun” ya bizniss!!
According to Scopa 2.0, Vanilla Lice haas been “torchered,” and they’re gonna get back together anyway.
Then crackeroni and cheese made the unwise decision to tag in Mom……
Obviously this was a GREAT choice. After all, Mom has raised two well read, completely literate upstanding members of society, so we obviously want to hear what she has to say.
And she totally doesn’t reek of Newports and discarded loser Keno tickets from here.
As anticipated, Mom held no punches…..
Hey Ma, maybe she’s not calling you back because your son is using her disease to run a bogus GoFundMe and pocketing all the money. Just a thought.
Mom insists that Amanda made the account as well…..
But again, this would mean she has access to the account, which she obviously does not.
Anyway, Vanilla Lice messaged us on Facebook to settle this like adults….
This guy has less periods than the maternity unit. But would he come on the show to explain to the people where the money is, and why he isn’t turning it over?
Turtleboy is mad falls yo!!
It’s just our luck that he turned out to be out a celebrity, so he doesn’t have time for our little show tomorrow night….
Oh right, he’s a star for being on the Fox 25 News one time. Just a reminder, he was on the news because he’s too broke to afford $80 for life saving medication for his girlfriend. Obviously he’s out of our league. Don’t worry, we’re gonna call him anyway. He sounds glorious:
See ya tomorrow night turtle riders!!