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Vapid Snatch Rooster Tries Raising Money For Sister And Niece Whose House Burned Down In North Brookfield, Except They Don’t Live There And She’s Been On Turtleboy Before

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Last week there was a really bad fire in North Brookfield.

And a woman who claimed that her sister and her niece “Skylar” are now homeless because of it, posted that she was looking for donations in a Millbury group, even though Millbury is nowhere near North Brookfield.

Except the news report says it was two boys who were displaced because of the fire and there was no mention of a little girl.

Oh right, the old “she was just moving in” fundraiser. Lots of people move all their stuff in before the lease is signed.

“I was going to donate but as far as reports went it was two boys.”

Seriously, if you’re gonna try to capitalize off of someone else’s home burning down, at least do the most basic amount of research to make sure you have the correct gender of the people you’re related to who lost everything.

Unfortunately for Kelley Anne the person she was conversing with wasn’t buying it.

Then the guy who owned the house showed up and straight up said that this vapid snatch rooster was making it all up.

And in the least surprising turn of events ever, she was featured on Turtleboy in October of 2016 for running another scam.

Her real name is Kelley Healy, and she’s from Spencer (shocking). She likely chose to hit up the Millbury group because she burned enough bridges in her neck of the woods, so if she wanted to capitalize off of a tragedy she’d have to find some new gullible lemmings in another part of the state

Her scam last time involved a “family of 5 in need of food.” Except 3 people in the family of 5 were somehow adults.


Oh, and she’s already on food stamps, but it wasn’t enough. Because it’s never enough.

We also found out that she was 19 at the time of the post,


….which would make it hard to have a 13 year old kid. Even if she grew up in Webster.

She also pawned off Alex and Ani bracelets.


And she had plenty of money for iPhones, and clearly hadn’t missed a meal in quite some time.



So no, it’s not exactly surprising to see her back at it again, trying to profit off of the misfortune of others. If you’re gonna run a scam like this, you should probably post in a Facebook group that’s at least 50 miles away from the place where you got caught by Turtleboy last time. Just sayin.

14 Comment(s)
  • Bob winter
    April 23, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    I know this slut, she loves to be told what to do and used to post all over Craig’s List looking for rough sex, she has admitted to multiple people she has a rape fetish and used to blog about it on tumbler before they took it down

  • Bankrupt Troll
    January 16, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    Muh second cousin twice removed had his house burn down in Paradise CA. I was storing my Maserati there and it dun burned. The insurance wasn’t active at the time and I needs monies to replace all the stuff it had.

  • finkelsteinkid
    January 16, 2019 at 7:03 am

    She looks like Barstool Gold material.

  • Turtle Rider
    January 16, 2019 at 5:23 am

    I went to school with Kelley. Forever and always a skank and a scammer. Be careful she’ll use her life story as an excuse and a way to guilt trip you. And someone call DCF when her kid is born because she’s pregnant right now.

  • WeAreFukd
    January 14, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    Dye your hair red. You’ve lost at life.

    • Fromspencahtowebdah
      January 17, 2019 at 9:03 am

      She is no longer pregnant. Apparently she never was. She posted about it.

  • Judge dread
    January 14, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    If she claimed to be gender confused or ABC-123 she would get maximum snap benefit Massachusetts has to offer.

    It’s not too long before she moves on to good fund me scams and fentanyl.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 14, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Guarantee the bracelets and anything else she sells is stolen, Ratchets like this are experts at shoplifting, Shes a giant red douche. I bet her farts stink too…..

  • Tom Blackburn
    January 14, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    Deserves to be raped!

    • HJY
      January 15, 2019 at 8:25 am

      The things she has done are awful. Just like most of the people TBS blogs about. But nobody at all. Nobody, Deserves to be raped. She may deserve her ass kicked. But raping someone is beyond a horrible thing. And no human, woman or man should ever be raped.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 14, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    A study should be done to see if there is a connection between mental illness and dying your hair unnatural colors. That would be interesting.

    • Dr Phil
      January 14, 2019 at 8:26 pm

      I’m pretty sure there is with his polar but don’t quote me on that.

  • Tim Allen
    January 14, 2019 at 3:43 pm


    I remember when Brad and Randy went around collecting money for orphans and ended pocketing the money. Of course this was before GoFundMe so they actually had to walk and somewhat earn their dishonest money. They should make a rule that if you fall into the obese category then you can’t start a go fund me. That would prevent all these chubby poor people from posting fake go fund me. More power! Hoa hoa hoa.

    • Wilson
      January 15, 2019 at 7:24 am

      I laughed out loud at this and woke the dog. Well done Tim Allen. Well done

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