This is Courtney Pong.

She’s the owner of Rozzie Square Theater in Boston, and last week she made headlines by going full woke on the comedians hired to perform at her venue.

Universal Hub: The owner of a comedy spot in Roslindale shut down a series of stand-up sets last night after, she says, she’d had enough of a string of racist, sexist jokes. Courtney Pong, who owns the Rozzie Square Theater on Basile Street, where she runs improv and lets another group put on stand-up shows, said this morning that the comedian emceeing the 10 p.m. event got off to a bad start by trying to crack a joke about his “segregated” audience – there were two black men in the small crowd of about 17 people, all men.

Oh no!! Not references to race in a comedy show! God knows we can’t have that.

Then, over the next 40 minutes or so, she said she cringe listened to a number of “this bitch” jokes and finally had enough when one guy told a joke about how he couldn’t understand why Uber fired him for making women customers ride in the trunk.

Someone really needs to put this bitch in the trunk of an Uber.

It’s a fucking joke!! Comedy is supposed to be like sex – unfiltered, dirty, and raw. The entire purpose of it is to get people to laugh. Men can crap on women, women can crap on men, black people can crap on white people, and everyone can crap on BLT-123’s. But these people have been so ingrained to believe that they should never let their guards down, never relax, and ALWAYS walk around with a stick up their twat, so they don’t know how to just enjoy comedy. If the comedians were up there like Shane Hoban, saying terribly unfunny thing about women being sluts, then no one would laugh and they’d go back to their aspiring rap careers. But if people are enjoying it then let them enjoy it instead of Courtney Thong Song appointing herself arbiter of what paying customers are allowed to find amusing.

That, she said, is when she realized, “wait a minute, I own this place.” Sitting at the sound table at the back of the theater, she hit a button that rang a loud bell, walked to the front and announced the night was over and that she would give refunds to the four paying customers – the other 13 people in the room were friends of the performers.

Four paying customers. Nuff said.

“It’s not OK, and it’s not who we are,” she told the audience.

“Is this a joke or is this part of the act?” one man asked.

This woman is obviously a miserable person who can’t separate comedy from real life, and doesn’t understand what the purpose of comedy is to begin with. So what kind of business did she try to open up? A comedy venue of course.

The best part was that she was such a parody of woke social justice bullshit that the audience that it was part of the act.

Pong said she chose Roslindale very deliberately as a site for her 49-seat theater to get away from stuff like this, even though she knows she could have made a lot more money someplace like downtown. She said that she wants a space that is inclusive, not just for audience members, but for comedians, in a business traditionally dominated by men. Pong said there’s a place for subversive humor, but male comedians punching down with “old and tired” domestic-violence jokes are not what she wants in her theater.

So women can joke about men, but men can’t make jokes about women because they’re punching down. Don’t you get it? There’s an oppression meter you have to check before performing there. Black people can make fun of white people but they can’t make fun of the transgender cherokee 4×100 meter wheelchair relay team.

Luckily it doesn’t appear as if she hires black people, so racial jokes shouldn’t be an issue for the time being.

Those people look HILARIOUS!!

“No woman [comedian] in the world would have wanted to stand in that room last night,” she said.

Oh right, because all women are humorless cunts like Courtney Ping Pong. She gets to speak for all of them.

She said that after she shut things down, most of the people went across the street to the Napper Tandy’s bar. She said that after she and the one other woman in the place, working the front desk, closed up, she followed them over and talked to the paying customers to explain why she felt she had to close down the performances. She said one of the paying customers was a BC student and that “it broke my heart” to think he might think that punch-down humor like going after women was OK.

“The comedians never acknowledged me,” she said.

Well, that BC kid sounds like a fag, so.

The woke praise she got after announcing it on Facebook was off the charts.

Heroic!!

My faith was restored when I saw her getting dragged on Twitter. Although there were a few white knights who applauded her for doing the right thing.

LOL at all the fools who think it's only funny when it involves smacking down an opressed group. Right decision by @CourtneyPong these dinosaurs are dying soon.

— Hank Layfield, Savage Bostonian (@hlayfield) November 17, 2019

I don’t think it’s funny if you only go after oppressed groups Hank. It’s funny when you go after anyone you feel like going after because that’s how art works.

Thank you for doing the right thing! I love that there's a woman-owned theater in Roslindale- I'd see waaaaay more comedy if more establishments operated like this.

— Margaret Middleton (@magmidd) November 17, 2019

Yea, definitely cater your jokes around Margarets sense of humor. She seems wicked fun.

https://twitter.com/AnnaVolodova/status/1196063590756818945

Great point Anna. Comedians should poll the audience first to see if any BLT-123’s or immigrants will take offense to jokes about their subgroups. That’s how comedy works.

Don’t worry though, you’ll still be able to see the uncontroversial stylings of the legendary Joseph Gels.

When the views are that its acceptable to be racist and sexist on stage. Then yeah they should get the boot. Come check out a show produced by CSz Boston or Riot Theater Company and you will get to see what quality comedy can look like.

— Joseph Gels (@JoeGels) November 17, 2019

I live a life that is fulfilled without feeling like I need to go online and tear down women. I'd say the mediocrity lies elsewhere sir

— Joseph Gels (@JoeGels) November 17, 2019

Whoa dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.

That big bow tie is hilarious though. Must be a hoot to watch him in action. So ironic.

One of the last lines of defense in the culture wars is comedy. It might be the last thing standing in between fun and complete PC takeover. Once we’ve lost the ability to crack inappropriate jokes and shit on each other in a playful manner we will have officially become a dreadful, dull, uninteresting, and humorless society.

What happened here is the same thing that happened with Bob Murchison and WEEI. Someone decided what other people could find entertaining, and when they heard something they didn’t like they silenced the voice, not caring if other people enjoyed it. Now WEEI is just a God awful, unlistenable station whose ratings have plummeted. This is what the future looks like when you don’t fight back.

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