Social Justice Warriors

Vapid Thief Of Joy Shuts Down Comedians At Her Own Comedy Club For Telling Offensive Jokes Because Comedy Should Be Like Her Sex Life – Dry And Rare

 

This is Courtney Pong.

She’s the owner of Rozzie Square Theater in Boston, and last week she made headlines by going full woke on the comedians hired to perform at her venue.

Universal HubThe owner of a comedy spot in Roslindale shut down a series of stand-up sets last night after, she says, she’d had enough of a string of racist, sexist jokes. Courtney Pong, who owns the Rozzie Square Theater on Basile Street, where she runs improv and lets another group put on stand-up shows, said this morning that the comedian emceeing the 10 p.m. event got off to a bad start by trying to crack a joke about his “segregated” audience – there were two black men in the small crowd of about 17 people, all men.

Oh no!! Not references to race in a comedy show! God knows we can’t have that.

Then, over the next 40 minutes or so, she said she cringe listened to a number of “this bitch” jokes and finally had enough when one guy told a joke about how he couldn’t understand why Uber fired him for making women customers ride in the trunk.

Someone really needs to put this bitch in the trunk of an Uber.

It’s a fucking joke!! Comedy is supposed to be like sex – unfiltered, dirty, and raw. The entire purpose of it is to get people to laugh. Men can crap on women, women can crap on men, black people can crap on white people, and everyone can crap on BLT-123’s. But these people have been so ingrained to believe that they should never let their guards down, never relax, and ALWAYS walk around with a stick up their twat, so they don’t know how to just enjoy comedy. If the comedians were up there like Shane Hoban, saying terribly unfunny thing about women being sluts, then no one would laugh and they’d go back to their aspiring rap careers. But if people are enjoying it then let them enjoy it instead of Courtney Thong Song appointing herself arbiter of what paying customers are allowed to find amusing.

That, she said, is when she realized, “wait a minute, I own this place.” Sitting at the sound table at the back of the theater, she hit a button that rang a loud bell, walked to the front and announced the night was over and that she would give refunds to the four paying customers – the other 13 people in the room were friends of the performers.

Four paying customers. Nuff said.

“It’s not OK, and it’s not who we are,” she told the audience.

“Is this a joke or is this part of the act?” one man asked.

This woman is obviously a miserable person who can’t separate comedy from real life, and doesn’t understand what the purpose of comedy is to begin with. So what kind of business did she try to open up? A comedy venue of course.

The best part was that she was such a parody of woke social justice bullshit that the audience that it was part of the act.

Pong said she chose Roslindale very deliberately as a site for her 49-seat theater to get away from stuff like this, even though she knows she could have made a lot more money someplace like downtown. She said that she wants a space that is inclusive, not just for audience members, but for comedians, in a business traditionally dominated by men. Pong said there’s a place for subversive humor, but male comedians punching down with “old and tired” domestic-violence jokes are not what she wants in her theater.

So women can joke about men, but men can’t make jokes about women because they’re punching down. Don’t you get it? There’s an oppression meter you have to check before performing there. Black people can make fun of white people but they can’t make fun of the transgender cherokee 4×100 meter wheelchair relay team.

Luckily it doesn’t appear as if she hires black people, so racial jokes shouldn’t be an issue for the time being.

Those people look HILARIOUS!!

“No woman [comedian] in the world would have wanted to stand in that room last night,” she said.

Oh right, because all women are humorless cunts like Courtney Ping Pong. She gets to speak for all of them.

She said that after she shut things down, most of the people went across the street to the Napper Tandy’s bar. She said that after she and the one other woman in the place, working the front desk, closed up, she followed them over and talked to the paying customers to explain why she felt she had to close down the performances. She said one of the paying customers was a BC student and that “it broke my heart” to think he might think that punch-down humor like going after women was OK.

“The comedians never acknowledged me,” she said.

Well, that BC kid sounds like a fag, so.

The woke praise she got after announcing it on Facebook was off the charts.

Heroic!!

My faith was restored when I saw her getting dragged on Twitter. Although there were a few white knights who applauded her for doing the right thing.

I don’t think it’s funny if you only go after oppressed groups Hank. It’s funny when you go after anyone you feel like going after because that’s how art works.

Yea, definitely cater your jokes around Margarets sense of humor. She seems wicked fun.

https://twitter.com/AnnaVolodova/status/1196063590756818945

Great point Anna. Comedians should poll the audience first to see if any BLT-123’s or immigrants will take offense to jokes about their subgroups. That’s how comedy works.

Don’t worry though, you’ll still be able to see the uncontroversial stylings of the legendary Joseph Gels.

Whoa dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.

That big bow tie is hilarious though. Must be a hoot to watch him in action. So ironic.

One of the last lines of defense in the culture wars is comedy. It might be the last thing standing in between fun and complete PC takeover. Once we’ve lost the ability to crack inappropriate jokes and shit on each other in a playful manner we will have officially become a dreadful, dull, uninteresting, and humorless society.

What happened here is the same thing that happened with Bob Murchison and WEEI. Someone decided what other people could find entertaining, and when they heard something they didn’t like they silenced the voice, not caring if other people enjoyed it. Now WEEI is just a God awful, unlistenable station whose ratings have plummeted. This is what the future looks like when you don’t fight back.

 

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76 Comment(s)
  • Paul Casale
    MeSoHorny
    November 22, 2019 at 1:42 am

    No worry Madame Pong…me luv you long time!

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    November 21, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    I think she’s hot as fuck and I like that this is the second big titted Asian this month…dumb as fuck though…

    UNCLE TB-
    Why no follow up on that Asian chick that apparently has text messages begging the kid not to jump off the garage???

    And that stabbing in Brookline…looks to me like a robbery gone bad for the robber….just sayin’

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    November 21, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    Casual Observation:

    Most Asian chicks give me instant wood; There’s not enough booze in the world that I would fuck this broad. I rather masturbate with a razor blade glove.

    • abel
      December 13, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      ChrisInShrewsbury:
      It is interesting that when reading an article about a business owner’s right to choose the entertainment at her venue, your main concern is your inability to acheive an erection.

  • Tim
    November 21, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    A comedy club? Really? Were all the math jobs taken?

  • Ray Patriarca
    And now..... comedy
    November 21, 2019 at 10:02 am

    Liberalism destroys everything it touches.
    Just look at any city that has been under Democrat control for over a decade, and the evidence is undeniable.
    SF, Seattle, Baltimore, Chicago, Boston, NYC, Newark…..shall I go on?
    And now….they are destroying comedy.
    Liberalism is a mental disorder.
    And a cancer.
    It needs to be eradicated.
    Wanna know how to begin the process?.
    Stop voting for Democrats!

    • Real_Finn
      Finn
      November 21, 2019 at 11:15 am

      Yep – Lefty secular climate worship is the new theocracy. She wanted her own brand of public-morality scarlet letters and Jewish Star patches. Didn’t work out for her.

      By the way “Courtney” — you’re appropriating with that first name, just sayin’ (if you’re going to be woke…).

      Finn

    • Judge dread
      November 22, 2019 at 12:48 pm

      Exactly. Case studies:

      Baltimore
      Detroit
      Chicago
      St Louis
      Oakland
      San Francisco
      Los Angeles
      Seattle
      Portland

      Leftist run. Massive crime and murder rates. Hope u like people camping out shitting all over the place; dumping syringes everywhere; massive property crime; In most of these places the right of a citizen to defend himself is highly restricted

  • Ping Pong
    November 21, 2019 at 9:08 am

    I bet she’s a blast at parties. Will there be a go fund me when she is finally forced to file for bankruptcy pr does she have a sugar daddy?

  • Meeeeaaaaahhhhh
    November 21, 2019 at 8:21 am

    Meeeehhhh

  • The Unknown Comic
    November 21, 2019 at 8:10 am

    ” A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, “Hey that’s really neat. Where did you get it?” The parrot responds, “In the jungle, there’s millions of them.”

    I’m available Thursday”s for your entertainment…

    • old guy
      November 21, 2019 at 8:58 am

      Oldie but goodie!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    November 21, 2019 at 7:14 am

    A comedy club. In Roslindale. 4 paying customers. Hmm.

    Is this a business or a vanity project of a bored rich woman? I think we know the answer.

    It’s likely that she had this little performance of hers in mind before she even opened the place.

    Don’t blink. When you open your eyes Rozzi Square will be a Starbucks.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Chester the Fupa Molester
    November 21, 2019 at 6:24 am

    I have the strongest urge to give everyone in that group photo a swirly preferably with a floater present.

    Not quite sure why……

  • Silencio Dogood
    November 21, 2019 at 1:39 am

    Men can crap on women, women can crap on men, black people can crap on white people, and everyone can crap on BLT-123’s…
    All but White people crapping on Blacks.

  • Bob Kraft’s Massage Table
    November 20, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    Reminds me of college

    Did a summer session and lived above Asian grad student couple

    One day got her in bed…avg Joe I am but she thought my 6 was like 13

    Bf was lacking she told me

    I think that applies here

    Call me

  • Real_Finn
    Finn
    November 20, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    I would give any amount of money to see Bill Burr destroy her.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • Idfuckher
    November 20, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    I fink see doesn unnerstan whaa commanee is, see got it all wong. I bet a really hard pounding with a wong dong for pong all night long will get her mind right, it’s the only thing that can keep a woman semisane.

  • Wood Yi
    November 20, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Horny Asian woman, old Jewish man. Our kid will be a rabbi that looks like Charlie Chan

  • Massholio
    November 20, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    I have two questions:

    1. Why is there a comedy club in Roslindale?

    2. Where is Roslindale?

  • SMH
    lesbians light bulb?
    November 20, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    How many lesbians to change a light bulb? That’s not funny! Only unfunny stand up allowed in woke Rozzie, Adam Gaffin’s hood – making fun of white and orange men.

  • Adam Schiff
    November 20, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    No politics in comments!!

  • Vincenzo
    November 20, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    She is an angry oriental
    Her boyfriend is a gook of some sort with a dick the size of a cocktail weenie
    Listen mama sahn go out this weekend and fuck a well hung spade

  • Vincenzo
    November 20, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Could some one ask her if her cunt goes sideways

    • Y
      November 20, 2019 at 7:24 pm

      That’s the gayest Asian joke.
      Maybe you should sit the next one out.

    • Mussolini
      November 21, 2019 at 12:06 pm

      You sucka da dick, Vincenzo?

  • Cheeseman
    November 20, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    She’s ugly as sin even for a fucking gook

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 20, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    She need to practice pelvic thrust.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      November 20, 2019 at 6:59 pm

      You give her your Biang Biang Noodle, Lee?

  • Yung Gurl Phuk
    November 20, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    It’s her business….she can do whatever she wants….

    Just like a baker who doesn’t want to make cakes for gay weddings….

    Though not sure she is cut out for comedy club owner

  • Gibbs
    November 20, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    So you can see how ridiculous it is for this woman to shut down a comedy act because she thought it was offensive, call her ping pong, call a BC student a fag, talk about comedy being the last line of defense against PC culture, but also smear Nick Fuentes as a Nazi and holocaust denier (even though he says he does NOT believe in an ethnostate and has publicly said he DOES believe the holocaust happened) because he made a couple of jokes that you intentionally took out of context? Wow. Hypocrisy at its finest

    • Gay and Proud
      November 20, 2019 at 6:55 pm

      Shutup, faggot.

      • Gibbs
        November 20, 2019 at 7:36 pm

        Aww were you triggered?

  • Reds foxx
    November 20, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    Yea the lefty’s turned on chappelle It’s just a start.

  • Ping Pong
    November 20, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    She had already shut her Twitter account down. This bitch is from the San Francisco area and brings her ultra liberal bullshit here. As if we didn’t have enough snowflakes here already

    • Boris Nur
      November 21, 2019 at 7:02 am

      Kind of makes you wonder what cast her out of ‘paradise’ and sent her here. People from out west tend to wind up in the northeast when they can’t cut it where they’re from due to being shitty people.

  • Woody Allen
    November 20, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    If she needs help with her sex life I’ll take care of it….love that asian pussy….

    Even the mature ones Yum yum

    • Y
      November 20, 2019 at 7:09 pm

      Settle down, Woody; the Trump administration is dismantling your pedo rings…Epstein was first.

      Soon, you people won’t be able to walk the streets; people are starting to wake up, even in liberal shit holes like Portland.

  • Oh the hillarity
    November 20, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    What would really be funny is if people started Googling The Rozzie Square Theater and leaving it 1 star reviews. (just as a joke of course)

  • She play joke
    November 20, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    She put pee pee in your Coke.

  • Yoko Ono
    November 20, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    Her name is the funniest thing in that club she owns. How long until the club ends up like DAmicis Bakery?

  • Asian Feminst
    November 20, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    In the comedy world, that’s strike one and strike two before the count even began.

  • Boston Rodents
    November 20, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    I’m sure this filthy chink was all shits and giggles when her relatives were bombing Pearl Harbor.

    • never forget
      December 13, 2019 at 12:32 pm

      I’m glad to see there is finally representation from the 90 year old population

  • I want my $5 back
    November 20, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    You said you ‘ruv me wong time’ but you jilted me.

  • hartf811
    Rastro
    November 20, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Ironic that today is the day humor died in Roslindale when Roslindale itself is the biggest joke of all (next to Roxbury, Mattapan, Dorchester, Lawrence, Lowell, New Bedford, Fall River. Woosta, Springfield and all other hoodboogervilles)

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    November 20, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    Would she laugh if I gave her a Cincinnati bowtie?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      November 20, 2019 at 5:01 pm

      She laugh when you give her Worcester Dump Truck.

      • george costanza
        The angry taint
        November 20, 2019 at 6:48 pm

        Ahahahaha, I had to look that one up! Bravo sir…I’m dead….lil

        • Y
          November 20, 2019 at 7:04 pm

          Post links.

  • george costanza
    The joker
    November 20, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    I have a fantastic laugh…..

  • JoeMomma
    November 20, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    I’ve got a routine she will love…..it’s all about female oriental drivers.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    November 20, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    So brave!

  • mrboogersugar
    November 20, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    Comedy is one of the last lines of defense in this insane hyper PC environment. Seems like a lot of popular comics have had enough and are willing to do their material as they see fit and not bend the knee to the madness anymore. I applaud them. Went to Comics Come Home at the Garden recently and I was pleasantly surprised that many of the comics attacked PC, Cancel Culture head on. And were hysterical I might add.

  • randiguy2006
    Cool.
    November 20, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    You can make the rules in your basement TB

  • I've got game
    November 20, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Is there anything more contemptible than a ‘feminist’ sycophantic social media mob? I wish they would all get air bubbles in their aortas at once. So, this bitch is basically saying women are lower than men so men can’t punch down in comedy. And she surrounds herself with whites like a racist asian stereotypically would. Yeah, okay. That sounds like woke feminism to me.

    • hartf811
      F*U
      November 20, 2019 at 4:56 pm

      Yes the chucks that hang around them. They are worse.

  • Chin Chang
    November 20, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Fuck this humorless gook.

  • Citypoint
    November 20, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    Universal Hub is run by some beta male Nancy boy that censors any comments that don’t conform to his liberal New York agenda.
    These two would make a great humorless couple.
    And,by the way,it’s fucking Roslindale.
    Home of the glorious Beech st. projects.

    • Adam Gaffin
      November 20, 2019 at 5:48 pm

      I only suck big black cocks.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 20, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    Get Woke, Go Broke.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 20, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Boy does she look like a liberal.

    ‘Rook, the Resident needs impeach! – Mark Dice

  • Right turn Clyde
    November 20, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Someone must’ve yelled at her earlier that day for riding 15 miles with her right turn signal on without ever making a turn.

    • can't drive but can tell jokes
      December 13, 2019 at 12:20 pm

      In this time of comedic turmoil, I’m glad to see someone cracking a tried and true asian driving joke. Keep old school comedy alive!

  • Henry Chu
    November 20, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    I rike to imagine this woman’s pixilated vagina. Make me very arouse

  • ChipChipperson
    November 20, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    “I have never felt more alive than right now”

    Well sure she’s completely dead inside. And not just cause she’s a soulless Asian.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    November 20, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    Where’s Charles Barkley when you need him?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 20, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    My prayers have finally been answered. TB started a post that features Asian women. I’m so excited.

    For those who seek more profoundly depressing entertainment, go elsewhere.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      November 20, 2019 at 4:52 pm

      You like to ping Ms. Pong, Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        November 20, 2019 at 5:01 pm

        All aboard! Woo Woo

        She go commando, I go visit lickity split.

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Ho Li Phuk
          November 20, 2019 at 5:06 pm

          My 2 inch member throb now Lee.

          • Y
            November 20, 2019 at 6:10 pm

            You two crack me up!
            Hory phuck!

  • randiguy2006
    And?
    November 20, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Her club, her rules.

    • Johnny Witherpoon
      November 20, 2019 at 4:34 pm

      So she agreed to have comedians in that she didn’t approve of or didn’t vet, then decided their material was a problem? Nah. Also, she doesn’t get to take people’s money then fuck up the show before telling them how they can feel. Nah, fuck all that.

    • So Tired
      November 20, 2019 at 4:37 pm

      Yep, she can run it in the ground all she wants…I personally am not interested in Comedy that is dryer than a Popcorn fart, and she clearly doesn’t want my Patronage. Good for her…

  • hartf811
    F*U
    November 20, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Go back to telling jokes at the welfare office. See if being robbed by black female junkies is funny.

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