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This is Courtney Pong.
She’s the owner of Rozzie Square Theater in Boston, and last week she made headlines by going full woke on the comedians hired to perform at her venue.
Universal Hub: The owner of a comedy spot in Roslindale shut down a series of stand-up sets last night after, she says, she’d had enough of a string of racist, sexist jokes. Courtney Pong, who owns the Rozzie Square Theater on Basile Street, where she runs improv and lets another group put on stand-up shows, said this morning that the comedian emceeing the 10 p.m. event got off to a bad start by trying to crack a joke about his “segregated” audience – there were two black men in the small crowd of about 17 people, all men.
Oh no!! Not references to race in a comedy show! God knows we can’t have that.
Then, over the next 40 minutes or so, she said she cringe listened to a number of “this bitch” jokes and finally had enough when one guy told a joke about how he couldn’t understand why Uber fired him for making women customers ride in the trunk.
Someone really needs to put this bitch in the trunk of an Uber.
It’s a fucking joke!! Comedy is supposed to be like sex – unfiltered, dirty, and raw. The entire purpose of it is to get people to laugh. Men can crap on women, women can crap on men, black people can crap on white people, and everyone can crap on BLT-123’s. But these people have been so ingrained to believe that they should never let their guards down, never relax, and ALWAYS walk around with a stick up their twat, so they don’t know how to just enjoy comedy. If the comedians were up there like Shane Hoban, saying terribly unfunny thing about women being sluts, then no one would laugh and they’d go back to their aspiring rap careers. But if people are enjoying it then let them enjoy it instead of Courtney Thong Song appointing herself arbiter of what paying customers are allowed to find amusing.
That, she said, is when she realized, “wait a minute, I own this place.” Sitting at the sound table at the back of the theater, she hit a button that rang a loud bell, walked to the front and announced the night was over and that she would give refunds to the four paying customers – the other 13 people in the room were friends of the performers.
Four paying customers. Nuff said.
“It’s not OK, and it’s not who we are,” she told the audience.
“Is this a joke or is this part of the act?” one man asked.
This woman is obviously a miserable person who can’t separate comedy from real life, and doesn’t understand what the purpose of comedy is to begin with. So what kind of business did she try to open up? A comedy venue of course.
The best part was that she was such a parody of woke social justice bullshit that the audience that it was part of the act.
Pong said she chose Roslindale very deliberately as a site for her 49-seat theater to get away from stuff like this, even though she knows she could have made a lot more money someplace like downtown. She said that she wants a space that is inclusive, not just for audience members, but for comedians, in a business traditionally dominated by men. Pong said there’s a place for subversive humor, but male comedians punching down with “old and tired” domestic-violence jokes are not what she wants in her theater.
So women can joke about men, but men can’t make jokes about women because they’re punching down. Don’t you get it? There’s an oppression meter you have to check before performing there. Black people can make fun of white people but they can’t make fun of the transgender cherokee 4×100 meter wheelchair relay team.
Luckily it doesn’t appear as if she hires black people, so racial jokes shouldn’t be an issue for the time being.
Those people look HILARIOUS!!
“No woman [comedian] in the world would have wanted to stand in that room last night,” she said.
Oh right, because all women are humorless cunts like Courtney Ping Pong. She gets to speak for all of them.
She said that after she shut things down, most of the people went across the street to the Napper Tandy’s bar. She said that after she and the one other woman in the place, working the front desk, closed up, she followed them over and talked to the paying customers to explain why she felt she had to close down the performances. She said one of the paying customers was a BC student and that “it broke my heart” to think he might think that punch-down humor like going after women was OK.
“The comedians never acknowledged me,” she said.
Well, that BC kid sounds like a fag, so.
The woke praise she got after announcing it on Facebook was off the charts.
Heroic!!
My faith was restored when I saw her getting dragged on Twitter. Although there were a few white knights who applauded her for doing the right thing.
LOL at all the fools who think it's only funny when it involves smacking down an opressed group. Right decision by @CourtneyPong these dinosaurs are dying soon.
— Hank Layfield, Savage Bostonian (@hlayfield) November 17, 2019
I don’t think it’s funny if you only go after oppressed groups Hank. It’s funny when you go after anyone you feel like going after because that’s how art works.
Thank you for doing the right thing! I love that there's a woman-owned theater in Roslindale- I'd see waaaaay more comedy if more establishments operated like this.
— Margaret Middleton (@magmidd) November 17, 2019
Yea, definitely cater your jokes around Margarets sense of humor. She seems wicked fun.
https://twitter.com/AnnaVolodova/status/1196063590756818945
Great point Anna. Comedians should poll the audience first to see if any BLT-123’s or immigrants will take offense to jokes about their subgroups. That’s how comedy works.
Don’t worry though, you’ll still be able to see the uncontroversial stylings of the legendary Joseph Gels.
When the views are that its acceptable to be racist and sexist on stage. Then yeah they should get the boot. Come check out a show produced by CSz Boston or Riot Theater Company and you will get to see what quality comedy can look like.
— Joseph Gels (@JoeGels) November 17, 2019
I live a life that is fulfilled without feeling like I need to go online and tear down women. I'd say the mediocrity lies elsewhere sir
— Joseph Gels (@JoeGels) November 17, 2019
Whoa dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.
That big bow tie is hilarious though. Must be a hoot to watch him in action. So ironic.
One of the last lines of defense in the culture wars is comedy. It might be the last thing standing in between fun and complete PC takeover. Once we’ve lost the ability to crack inappropriate jokes and shit on each other in a playful manner we will have officially become a dreadful, dull, uninteresting, and humorless society.
What happened here is the same thing that happened with Bob Murchison and WEEI. Someone decided what other people could find entertaining, and when they heard something they didn’t like they silenced the voice, not caring if other people enjoyed it. Now WEEI is just a God awful, unlistenable station whose ratings have plummeted. This is what the future looks like when you don’t fight back.
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76 Comment(s)
No worry Madame Pong…me luv you long time!
I think she’s hot as fuck and I like that this is the second big titted Asian this month…dumb as fuck though…
UNCLE TB-
Why no follow up on that Asian chick that apparently has text messages begging the kid not to jump off the garage???
And that stabbing in Brookline…looks to me like a robbery gone bad for the robber….just sayin’
Casual Observation:
Most Asian chicks give me instant wood; There’s not enough booze in the world that I would fuck this broad. I rather masturbate with a razor blade glove.
ChrisInShrewsbury:
It is interesting that when reading an article about a business owner’s right to choose the entertainment at her venue, your main concern is your inability to acheive an erection.
A comedy club? Really? Were all the math jobs taken?
Liberalism destroys everything it touches.
Just look at any city that has been under Democrat control for over a decade, and the evidence is undeniable.
SF, Seattle, Baltimore, Chicago, Boston, NYC, Newark…..shall I go on?
And now….they are destroying comedy.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
And a cancer.
It needs to be eradicated.
Wanna know how to begin the process?.
Stop voting for Democrats!
Yep – Lefty secular climate worship is the new theocracy. She wanted her own brand of public-morality scarlet letters and Jewish Star patches. Didn’t work out for her.
By the way “Courtney” — you’re appropriating with that first name, just sayin’ (if you’re going to be woke…).
Finn
Exactly. Case studies:
Baltimore
Detroit
Chicago
St Louis
Oakland
San Francisco
Los Angeles
Seattle
Portland
Leftist run. Massive crime and murder rates. Hope u like people camping out shitting all over the place; dumping syringes everywhere; massive property crime; In most of these places the right of a citizen to defend himself is highly restricted
I bet she’s a blast at parties. Will there be a go fund me when she is finally forced to file for bankruptcy pr does she have a sugar daddy?
Meeeehhhh
” A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, “Hey that’s really neat. Where did you get it?” The parrot responds, “In the jungle, there’s millions of them.”
I’m available Thursday”s for your entertainment…
Oldie but goodie!
A comedy club. In Roslindale. 4 paying customers. Hmm.
Is this a business or a vanity project of a bored rich woman? I think we know the answer.
It’s likely that she had this little performance of hers in mind before she even opened the place.
Don’t blink. When you open your eyes Rozzi Square will be a Starbucks.
Social Media is Cancer
I have the strongest urge to give everyone in that group photo a swirly preferably with a floater present.
Not quite sure why……
Men can crap on women, women can crap on men, black people can crap on white people, and everyone can crap on BLT-123’s…
All but White people crapping on Blacks.
Reminds me of college
Did a summer session and lived above Asian grad student couple
One day got her in bed…avg Joe I am but she thought my 6 was like 13
Bf was lacking she told me
I think that applies here
Call me
I would give any amount of money to see Bill Burr destroy her.
Get Fucked,
Finn
I fink see doesn unnerstan whaa commanee is, see got it all wong. I bet a really hard pounding with a wong dong for pong all night long will get her mind right, it’s the only thing that can keep a woman semisane.
Horny Asian woman, old Jewish man. Our kid will be a rabbi that looks like Charlie Chan
I have two questions:
1. Why is there a comedy club in Roslindale?
2. Where is Roslindale?
How many lesbians to change a light bulb? That’s not funny! Only unfunny stand up allowed in woke Rozzie, Adam Gaffin’s hood – making fun of white and orange men.
No politics in comments!!
She is an angry oriental
Her boyfriend is a gook of some sort with a dick the size of a cocktail weenie
Listen mama sahn go out this weekend and fuck a well hung spade
Could some one ask her if her cunt goes sideways
That’s the gayest Asian joke.
Maybe you should sit the next one out.
You sucka da dick, Vincenzo?
She’s ugly as sin even for a fucking gook
She need to practice pelvic thrust.
You give her your Biang Biang Noodle, Lee?
It’s her business….she can do whatever she wants….
Just like a baker who doesn’t want to make cakes for gay weddings….
Though not sure she is cut out for comedy club owner
So you can see how ridiculous it is for this woman to shut down a comedy act because she thought it was offensive, call her ping pong, call a BC student a fag, talk about comedy being the last line of defense against PC culture, but also smear Nick Fuentes as a Nazi and holocaust denier (even though he says he does NOT believe in an ethnostate and has publicly said he DOES believe the holocaust happened) because he made a couple of jokes that you intentionally took out of context? Wow. Hypocrisy at its finest
Shutup, faggot.
Aww were you triggered?
Yea the lefty’s turned on chappelle It’s just a start.
She had already shut her Twitter account down. This bitch is from the San Francisco area and brings her ultra liberal bullshit here. As if we didn’t have enough snowflakes here already
Kind of makes you wonder what cast her out of ‘paradise’ and sent her here. People from out west tend to wind up in the northeast when they can’t cut it where they’re from due to being shitty people.
If she needs help with her sex life I’ll take care of it….love that asian pussy….
Even the mature ones Yum yum
Settle down, Woody; the Trump administration is dismantling your pedo rings…Epstein was first.
Soon, you people won’t be able to walk the streets; people are starting to wake up, even in liberal shit holes like Portland.
What would really be funny is if people started Googling The Rozzie Square Theater and leaving it 1 star reviews. (just as a joke of course)
She put pee pee in your Coke.
Her name is the funniest thing in that club she owns. How long until the club ends up like DAmicis Bakery?
In the comedy world, that’s strike one and strike two before the count even began.
I’m sure this filthy chink was all shits and giggles when her relatives were bombing Pearl Harbor.
I’m glad to see there is finally representation from the 90 year old population
You said you ‘ruv me wong time’ but you jilted me.
Ironic that today is the day humor died in Roslindale when Roslindale itself is the biggest joke of all (next to Roxbury, Mattapan, Dorchester, Lawrence, Lowell, New Bedford, Fall River. Woosta, Springfield and all other hoodboogervilles)
Would she laugh if I gave her a Cincinnati bowtie?
She laugh when you give her Worcester Dump Truck.
Ahahahaha, I had to look that one up! Bravo sir…I’m dead….lil
Post links.
I have a fantastic laugh…..
I’ve got a routine she will love…..it’s all about female oriental drivers.
So brave!
Comedy is one of the last lines of defense in this insane hyper PC environment. Seems like a lot of popular comics have had enough and are willing to do their material as they see fit and not bend the knee to the madness anymore. I applaud them. Went to Comics Come Home at the Garden recently and I was pleasantly surprised that many of the comics attacked PC, Cancel Culture head on. And were hysterical I might add.
You can make the rules in your basement TB
Is there anything more contemptible than a ‘feminist’ sycophantic social media mob? I wish they would all get air bubbles in their aortas at once. So, this bitch is basically saying women are lower than men so men can’t punch down in comedy. And she surrounds herself with whites like a racist asian stereotypically would. Yeah, okay. That sounds like woke feminism to me.
Yes the chucks that hang around them. They are worse.
Fuck this humorless gook.
Universal Hub is run by some beta male Nancy boy that censors any comments that don’t conform to his liberal New York agenda.
These two would make a great humorless couple.
And,by the way,it’s fucking Roslindale.
Home of the glorious Beech st. projects.
I only suck big black cocks.
Get Woke, Go Broke.
Boy does she look like a liberal.
‘Rook, the Resident needs impeach! – Mark Dice
Someone must’ve yelled at her earlier that day for riding 15 miles with her right turn signal on without ever making a turn.
In this time of comedic turmoil, I’m glad to see someone cracking a tried and true asian driving joke. Keep old school comedy alive!
I rike to imagine this woman’s pixilated vagina. Make me very arouse
“I have never felt more alive than right now”
Well sure she’s completely dead inside. And not just cause she’s a soulless Asian.
Where’s Charles Barkley when you need him?
My prayers have finally been answered. TB started a post that features Asian women. I’m so excited.
For those who seek more profoundly depressing entertainment, go elsewhere.
You like to ping Ms. Pong, Lee?
All aboard! Woo Woo
She go commando, I go visit lickity split.
My 2 inch member throb now Lee.
You two crack me up!
Hory phuck!
Her club, her rules.
So she agreed to have comedians in that she didn’t approve of or didn’t vet, then decided their material was a problem? Nah. Also, she doesn’t get to take people’s money then fuck up the show before telling them how they can feel. Nah, fuck all that.
Yep, she can run it in the ground all she wants…I personally am not interested in Comedy that is dryer than a Popcorn fart, and she clearly doesn’t want my Patronage. Good for her…
Go back to telling jokes at the welfare office. See if being robbed by black female junkies is funny.