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Velociratchet Who Put Snatchasarus On Blast For Grabbing Young Child By The Hair Prefers Fighting Hoes And Guzzling Liquor Over Parenting, Entire Gene Pool Is Hoodrat Gold

 

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Not too long ago I wrote about the stupid trend of moms shaming other moms over social media, because short of leaving your kids starving in rotting diapers while you buy packs of Newports, take bathroom and selfies and guzzling down Hennessy before committing some sort of criminal act, we’re all just doing the best we can to raise up our tiny humans into decent people and keep them alive for their formative years. As long as you’re not beating your kids or neglecting their basic needs you’re doing okay. And no one is perfect, right?

Well, I also wrote about a not-so-proud moment in ratchet child rearing, when a video of a rancid hoodbooger was shared and fellow ratchets lost their everloving shit in the comments.

 

 

That house sure looks clean though.

As it turns out, the chick who shared the video just happens to be the snatchasarus’s cousin, who goes by “Princess Savannah” on Facebook. But she’s not a wholesome, ladylike Disney princess type, but more of a “Trap Princess” – falling short of the regal title of “Trap Queen.”

 

The dog filter, of course it’s the dog filter. On BOTH profiles, because when you’re posting incoherent ratchet bullshit like this all day:

 

One profile just isn’t enough.

Everyone knows that Cardi B makes music single moms who drop their kids off to get drunk in ghetto nightclubs and take off their heels and earrings by the end of the night to fight a ho. It’s a scientific fact.

For someone so willing to shit all over her own cousin, Princess Ratchet must really have her shit together, right?

Wrong. She makes sound, maternal-instinct driven decisions such as this:

 

And this:

 

 

Nothing says “one way ticket to federal prison” quite like all your cherished childhood memories involving your mom getting drunk and shaking her ass while you desperately reach out and cry for her on a Facebook live video. I guess Savvy missed the memo about shitting on other moms on social media – it doesn’t make you a better mom yourself. In fact, the entire gene pool in this family appears to be drowning in Hennessy and eighth-grade educations. Remember this girl, who video taped herself speaking to the police about snatchasaurus and her WWE style of parenting?

 

Well, turns out that was pretty hypocritical of her, because colored me shocked, but she does not care for the company of “snitches”.

And she’s just a delight herself, behaving just as a responsible young mother should.

 

In fact, both of these young ladies are wonderful role models and pillars of their community, and totally have the right to criticize the lifestyle choices of others.

 

 

And they’re not just shitposting, either. Because why get a baby sitter to, I don’t know, go work a job to provide, or access higher education, when you could abandon your kids at the nearest questionable relative or acquaintance’s, and let deez hos catch deez hands?

 

I bet they’re a real hit at the local PTO meetings. Just kidding, do these look like the faces of women who give a fuck about education to you?

 

Keep gyrating those hips, because with you as their egg donor, that’s the closest thing to useful life skills your kids will ever see. I’ll say it once again for the drunken high school dropout skanks in the back – Criticizing another parent on Facebook does not make you a better one. And in this case, all it accomplished was leading the Turtle to expose your entire tainted DNA line. Congratulations! That was as smart as move as one could expect from this Fool Tang Clan of winners.

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10 Comment(s)
  • Build that wall
    January 14, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    Lawrence: The democrats model city for the united states of america. It’s their pride and joy

  • Grandpa Jones
    January 11, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    Is it me, or are we witnessing the beginning of the end of civilization.

  • Kosh Naranek
    January 11, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    To hell with these ratchets needing a shot of chlorine in their gene pool–they need a few liters of Dioxygen difluoride (hint–it burns even concrete)

  • This Generation is Fucked
    January 11, 2019 at 11:22 am

    Man, these poor kids have no future with these narcissistic dumpsterfires for parents. Which life skills are you gonna offer your children when you have a second grade “handel” on the English language?

  • Yuck
    January 11, 2019 at 11:15 am

    A common feature on all of these fucking cunts: sharpie eyebrows. The stupidity runs deep in these dumb cunts.

  • Randall Guy
    January 11, 2019 at 11:08 am

    Investigative journalism at its finest.

    Covering what the mainstream media wont.

    Muckraking.

  • Ungawah
    January 11, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Take em all and ship them to Lawrence. They would be in their natural habitat… One step up the chain from raw dogs…

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 11, 2019 at 10:49 am

    I would hit that once. Then kick her fat ass to the curb. Pig Bitches make the best fucks. They do anything….

  • Ghetto Accountant
    January 11, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Start doing the section 8 and EBT tally for how much these busted bitches cost the working man. This was at least $6000 per month for all these useless twats

  • marilu
    January 11, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Why does she think that last vid of her was sexy, that dancing looked like a 57 yr old after too much wine.. Real ratchets actually twerk in their FB vids.

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