Veteran Worcester Panhandler Defends His Lucrative Belmont Street 290 Exit Corner From Aggressive Rival Panhandler
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Things are getting pretty cutthroat in the Worcester panhandling scene. Good corners are hard to come by, and one of the most profitable is the Route 9 exit off of 290 at Belmont Street. And this old time ain’t giving up his corner without a fight.
You’re my boy blue!!
That was his mother fucking corner. No doubt about it. Dude has been there with his Vietnam sign since the last guy croaked and he got promoted from the Kelley Square exit. At first things were tense, but he was trying to talk to the white t-shirt panhandler, who seems to be playing the role of the mediator.
Then this poopsmooch, who set up his tent way too close to Blue’s in the woods behind Bell Pond, started to run his cockwasher too much:
Blue wasn’t like that, and the mediator tried to help them come to an agreement.
But Blue doesn’t negotiate with non-unionized panhandlers, and there was no way he was giving up any of his primetime hours to this chudstuffer, who couldn’t close his polepolisher.
And when you come at a guy’s territory like that, you leave him with no choice but to defend his corner empire:
And just in case he thought he’d come back again, Blue made it clear that he would be opposed each and every time.
So if you get off at this corner and see anyone but this guy, it means Blue is probably dead. Because there’s a 0.0% chance he’s letting anyone else take his corner. Not without getting his cut first. Oh, and if you’re tempted to give any money to blue, don’t. He’s just gonna spend it on drugs and alcohol, and you’re gonna feel like an idiot if you end up on Turtleboy.
Oh, and remember, Worcester is on the rise. This is what Ed Augustus, Joe Petty, and the rest of the idiots who run this city keep telling us. Things are going so well in Worcester that the panhandler market has become saturated and there aren’t enough corners for these guys to get their crack money at. Let’s just take all these assholes and put them on a bus to Somerville where they belong. Joe Curtatone would welcome them with open arms.
P.S. If these guys really wanna make money they should just go to Tracy Novick’s house in West Tatnuck and charge her to leave her driveway every morning. After all, she’s the one who filed a lawsuit against the city that made it all the way to the Supreme Court so that these derelicts can continue to do the junkie waltz at every major intersection in Worcester.
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