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Veteran Worcester Panhandler Defends His Lucrative Belmont Street 290 Exit Corner From Aggressive Rival Panhandler

Veteran Worcester Panhandler Defends His Lucrative Belmont Street 290 Exit Corner From Aggressive Rival Panhandler

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Things are getting pretty cutthroat in the Worcester panhandling scene. Good corners are hard to come by, and one of the most profitable is the Route 9 exit off of 290 at Belmont Street. And this old time ain’t giving up his corner without a fight.

You’re my boy blue!!

That was his mother fucking corner. No doubt about it. Dude has been there with his Vietnam sign since the last guy croaked and he got promoted from the Kelley Square exit. At first things were tense, but he was trying to talk to the white t-shirt panhandler, who seems to be playing the role of the mediator.

Then this poopsmooch, who set up his tent way too close to Blue’s in the woods behind Bell Pond, started to run his cockwasher too much:

Blue wasn’t like that, and the mediator tried to help them come to an agreement.

But Blue doesn’t negotiate with non-unionized panhandlers, and there was no way he was giving up any of his primetime hours to this chudstuffer, who couldn’t close his polepolisher.

And when you come at a guy’s territory like that, you leave him with no choice but to defend his corner empire:

And just in case he thought he’d come back again, Blue made it clear that he would be opposed each and every time.

So if you get off at this corner and see anyone but this guy, it means Blue is probably dead. Because there’s a 0.0% chance he’s letting anyone else take his corner. Not without getting his cut first. Oh, and if you’re tempted to give any money to blue, don’t. He’s just gonna spend it on drugs and alcohol, and you’re gonna feel like an idiot if you end up on Turtleboy.

Oh, and remember, Worcester is on the rise. This is what Ed Augustus, Joe Petty, and the rest of the idiots who run this city keep telling us. Things are going so well in Worcester that the panhandler market has become saturated and there aren’t enough corners for these guys to get their crack money at. Let’s just take all these assholes and put them on a bus to Somerville where they belong. Joe Curtatone would welcome them with open arms.

P.S. If these guys really wanna make money they should just go to Tracy Novick’s house in West Tatnuck and charge her to leave her driveway every morning. After all, she’s the one who filed a lawsuit against the city that made it all the way to the Supreme Court so that these derelicts can continue to do the junkie waltz at every major intersection in Worcester.



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  • Independent Thinker
    August 27, 2017 at 6:18 am

    Both need to go. The gray-haired panhandler runs out into traffic, even during a green light, thus creating a traffic hazard. One of these days, he’s going to get hit. He also yells at those of us who don’t give him anything. There is a police officer nearby doing a construction detail, but he can’t do anything because the panhandler has “freedom of speech.” Perhaps this will change when a few get run over. The same can be said for the guy at the intersection of Millbury Street and Cambridge Street where they meet Quinsigamond Avenue.

  • Moe Howard
    August 26, 2017 at 12:14 am

    Wonder how much gov assistance the three stooges receive per month. Plus the tax free cash they beg for.

  • Ron Stake
    August 25, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    I’m surprised the gangs haven’t taken over these corners. They can get a twofer sell and beg.

  • Steven Stover
    August 25, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Panhandlers who advertise in turtleboysports.com do better than other panhandlers. After all, don’t panhandlers want to see their product shown to millions? Nobody reads that telegram or the other rag by a sex pervert I think is called worcester magazine.

  • Matthew P DAgostino
    August 25, 2017 at 8:42 pm

    “Dude has been there with his Vietnam sign since the last guy croaked and he got promoted from the Kelley Square exit.” I laughed way harder at this than I should have

  • BlackandWhite
    August 25, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    I can’t stand the panhandlers. Especially the aggressive ones. Most of their signs SAY they need food or a place to live. This is what I do:

    Google “Worcester, MA food pantries” and “Worcester, MA shelters” and print out the lists and keep some in your car glove box. Hand the lists to the panhandlers. We all KNOW the money they beg for is NOT for food or shelter — it’s for drugs. Nobody should feel obligated to support their drug habit.

  • Ugh
    August 25, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    This asshole’s giving Warwick Ray on Rt 2 by the mall a run for his money.

  • Sonny's Mom
    August 25, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    On a median strip in Burlington (Rte 3A), and on the Cambridge-Arlington town line (Mass Ave & Rte 16), the panhandlers work in crews. They take shifts and make sure that someone is always standing out. Some people think that another person “owns” those locations and gets handed a portion of the daily take.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      August 25, 2017 at 7:16 pm

      No one ever said liberal scumbags weren’t organized.

      • Conservative
        August 25, 2017 at 7:57 pm

        Agreed! They’re almost as organized as us White Nationalists on the right!

  • They call me Ponch
    August 25, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    Worcester Bumfights!

    RIP Kimbo Slice!

  • Wwy
    August 25, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    Playing the Jew card love it!

  • Cloud
    August 25, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    That scumbag in all black is always shoplifting from my store….he’s a piece of garbage, when I say something go him he accuses me of harassment

  • coach
    August 25, 2017 at 5:10 pm

    Coach says: wow, time has been tough on Hulk Hogan.

  • Sue Hornblower
    August 25, 2017 at 4:57 pm

    Great Greg Giraldo joke: I didnt want to give the bum any money because he’s just gonna use it for drugs and alcohol….then I thought to myself, wait, that’s what I’m gonna use it for.

    RIP GG.

  • Mom's Basement
    August 25, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    I think that’s Rufus from Bumfights.

  • Rightwinger
    August 25, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    Absolutely correct TB! Boston, Cambridge, and Providence don’t have any panhandlers like we do?!?!? Welcome to Gaffney’s Worcester!

    • coach
      August 25, 2017 at 5:12 pm

      Coach asks: How the fuck do you conclude this is Gaffney’s creation?

      • Rightwinger
        August 25, 2017 at 6:23 pm

        The same way TB blames everyone except for Gaffney!

        • True Reality Speaks
          Mirror Mirror
          August 25, 2017 at 7:13 pm

          You have got to be that ridiculous sycophant tool that posts under the names Arnold Friend/Besame Mucho/Drain the Swamp/True Feminity/Jason L Brown/etc over at the T&G in the comments section. I’ve never read such brain cell killing pablum since Old Balls and Q got banned from airing their verbal vomit in public.

          • Rightwinger
            August 25, 2017 at 7:27 pm

            Dispute the fact then!

        • Mediocrity
          August 25, 2017 at 7:42 pm

          Hey Rightwinger — do you have ANY frickin’ clue how Tracy Novick plays into the panhandler situation?? Before you start barking up the wrong tree, I suggest you do your research. Panhandlers is a CITY WIDE problem, not just ONE DISTRICT. Let’s take a look at all the other district Councilors-at-large: Bergman, King, Lukes, Toomey, Economou, Mero-Carlson, Russell, Rivera, Rosen. And don’t forget their idiot boss: Joey Petty. So STFU about Gaffney a$$munch.

          • Rightwinger
            August 25, 2017 at 7:50 pm

            Hey Einstein, You do realize that that Novick is not on the CC? Oh, And the City tried to ban panhandling, But the Courts ruled against it. So STFU Snowflake!

          • Mediocrity
            August 25, 2017 at 8:10 pm

            Courts ruled against it, then that doesn’t make it 100% Gaffney’s problem does it a$$munch?? You answered my question — you have no clue how Novick comes into play. Go play elsewhere you useless SJW. If you don’t like this page, then don’t read it. It’s quite simple.

          • Rightwinger
            August 25, 2017 at 8:20 pm

            Hey SFB, If you don’t like my opinion- don’t read it! Talk about SJW snowflakes being triggered!

  • Panhandle pred-A-tor
    August 25, 2017 at 4:30 pm

    Excellent idea to head over to Tracy Novick’s house. Any specifics ?

    • BlackandWhite
      August 25, 2017 at 8:18 pm

      We talked about this once. Having a group hang out on the sidewalk at the witches house. Ripping butts/cigars and panhandling. Would LOVE to see this happen.

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