Video: All-Star Mom In Oxford Wal-Mart Parking Lot Threatens Crying Child That She Will “Break Your F’n Jaw” If They Don’t Stop Crying

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Here’s a video of a delightful lass in the Oxford Wal-Mart parking lot trying to deal with a fussy child in the backseat. Notice her parenting methods around the 52 second mark when she tells the child “I’ll break your fucking jaw”:

Anyone know this winner or where she’s from? My money’s on Webster. Can’t be Southbridge because they’d go to the Sturbridge Wal-Mart. Could be Charlton, Oxford, Dudley or Auburn, but, yea…….probably Webster. If you do know who they are please send us a name so we can work our magic.

If she’s willing to do this in public to her kid, just imagine what she does behind closed doors. Trashbag parenting. Look, I understand kids can be a pain in the ass sometimes. I live with the devil himself – Turtleboy Jr. But you’re the adult. And under no circumstances is it ever OK to tell a kid you’re gonna break their fucking jaw. This is why kids grow up to be assholes – because it’s cyclical. They’re raised by animals and then they become animals.

Hey, here’s an idea – if your temper is so short that you can’t help but threaten to break your own child’s jaw, then close your penis fly trap down until further notice. Or at the very least use the tried and true Turtleboy birth control method – the chest.

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