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Video Shows 3 Albany Girls Who Said They Were Attacked By Racist White Mob Were Actually The Ones Doing The Beating

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Remember back in late January when three black college students at SUNY Albany said they were beat up and attacked by an angry racist mob of white students who shouted racial slurs at them?




Remember when Hillary Clinton not only believed them and took their word at face value, but then used their fabricated story as a cheap ploy to get black people to pretend that she cared about them:

Remember when Turtleboy accurately predicted that they were making the whole story up because stuff like this doesn’t happen in real life in Albany in 2016? Well it turns out that we were not only 150% correct, but it was actually the three women who alleged that they were beaten who were actually the ones doing the beating. Ariel Agudio, Asha Burwell, and Alexis Briggs were all arraigned in Albany district court today on charges including assault, harassment, and reporting false information. It’s pretty enraging to watch what they actually did to this poor girl on the bus, but it’s even worse when you hear how real their lies sounded:

It’s just so infuriating. These girls come from good homes in nice neighborhoods. But their minds have become so polluted with this black lives matter victimhood bullshit that they had to find a way to become victims of racism themselves. Because being a victim of racial injustice is the only way to make yourself a hero in the SJW community.

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Think of the harm that they did to their school and to the country. They made people believe that SUNY Albany had groups of white people who assault black women for solely because of the color of their skin. They blamed the SUNY police for not doing enough to help them. They blamed bystanders for not helping them. They accelerated racial divide in a country where racism never seems to go away. They are such filthy, dirty pieces of shit.

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But like I said, I can hardly fault them alone. I blame her more than anyone:

Opportunistic fucking white people. Always falling for some bullshit. This tweet makes me sick and it should be HEADLINE NEWS!!! But it’s not, and she still hasn’t taken it down. Because she probably doesn’t even remember putting it up. It was just the SJW cause of the day. Who cares if a bunch of innocent people had their reputations destroyed because of it? Their white tears are delicious and Hillary needs the black vote to beat Bernie. They’ll get over it.

What would happen if Donald Trump did something stupid like this? Oh yea, the media would be all over him for blurting out the first idiotic thing that crossed his mind. Think about it. The media hates Trump because he takes isolated instances of violence committed by undocumented immigrants and many take this to believe that he is stereotyping all Mexican people as rapists and murderers. Except those instances Trump uses actually fucking happened. This didn’t. So where’s CNN? Where’s the Huffington Post? Hell, where’s Fox News? Nowhere. She’s allowed to get away with it. I’m sorry, if you’re voting for Hillary then you are a complete fucking idiot and there is no hope for you.

What’s completely bullshit is that the President of the University gets to keep his job, even after he wrote this letter to students when the alleged racial incident first happened:

Dear Students, Faculty and Staff:

Early this morning, three of our students were harassed and assaulted while riding on a CDTA bus on Western Ave. in Albany. The students, who are Black women, stated that racial slurs were used by the perpetrators, whom they described as a group of 10 to 12 white males and females. I am deeply concerned, saddened and angry about this incident. There is no place in the UAlbany community for violence, no place for racial intolerance and no place for gender violence.

I am out of town today. I have decided to cut my trip short and will be returning to Albany as soon as I can to address this situation. In the meantime, I have been in direct contact with the Provost and executive leadership team and have directed that the University respond rapidly and forcefully. Our police, our student affairs personnel and our Office of Diversity and Inclusion staff are working together to support our young women. We are working closely with the Albany Police Department to identify the persons responsible. If those individuals are UAlbany students, we will hold them fully accountable for their behavior. I call upon all members of the University at Albany to unite. We must show the world that we stand for inclusiveness and stand against bias, violence and hatred.

He came down pretty strongly when he thought that three black girls got beat up by 10 white people. But now that we’ve seen the indisputable evidence that the three black girls savagely beat on a white girl

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while her friends got between them and put their hands in the air in a nonviolent way to protect her from being killed by these savages:

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Now that we know all of this the President of the University issued another email, vowing to find the perpetrators of this disgusting racial violence.

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LOL. Just kidding. This is all he had to say:

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Gee, he sure had a lot to say when he thought the black girls were the victims. He was gonna start knocking down doors and demanding answers. But now that it’s just some stupid white girl getting beat up he’s gonna let the criminal justice system resolve it. Gotcha.

Fuck this guy. He’s part of the problem. The President of the University of Missouri was forced to resign for not finding out who put a poop swastika in a random dorm room. Why does this asshole get to keep his job? He saw a volatile situation and made it worse. He encouraged and rewarded these lies. Yet he gets to keep his job and the President of Missouri is fired. Keep telling yourself that white privilege is a real thing. Stories like this just continue to debunk this hilarious and baseless theory.

Luckily the black lives matter folks have decided to distance themselves from these three and issued a statement saying that lies like this make it harder for real victims of racism to be taken seriously. LOL. Just kidding. They’re still standing by them:

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Because BLM has always been and always will be a joke of an organization run by perpetrators, cop haters, and race baiters.

I can’t emphasize this enough. These three girls are a product of a culture that has been created by opportunistic chiselers who seek to divide us along racial lines. If you buy into it then you’re part of the problem. Whenever you see an alleged instance of racially motivated behavior like this your initial instinct should ALWAYS be to question it. If there is valid evidence then we should take it seriously. But the culture right now is to lie about it in order to become a victim, because they know everyone will believe them.


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33 Comment(s)
  • Curmudgeon
    May 6, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    Fox News tonight has this story.

  • Del Griffith
    May 6, 2016 at 6:51 pm

    Well look at that! Just keeping it real at UA yo! Glad to see Albany PD didn’t bend to these “poor oppressed students”. By the way, RSox Guy is absolutely correct about the student forced to leave school because of the threats against him by the BLM crowd.

  • Del Griffith
    May 6, 2016 at 6:46 pm

    If only I could post again, stupid site

  • RSoxGuy
    May 6, 2016 at 3:43 pm

    Ohh and for that stupid lying bitch to say that bystanders who didnt jump in to stop it are breaking the law, shes fucking delusional.

    There is no law anywhere in the USA that says you have to jump in and stop a fight. This fake bitch should be regulated to cleaning toilets for the 10-15 years for hate Crime Hoaxing. Absolutely unacceptable in todays society. Enough of this shit. These 3 should be made an example of.

  • Joe Max
    May 6, 2016 at 3:16 pm

    No surprise, a good percentage of these claims are bogus. Tawana Brawley instantly comes to mind.

    • RSoxGuy
      May 6, 2016 at 3:59 pm

      Duke rape lies?

  • Deb McNamara
    May 6, 2016 at 2:58 pm

    I feel so micro aggressed. I’m voting for Bernie, or Hillary if I have to. So, I guess I’m a fucking idiot because I’d rather vote for a politically correct social justice warrior than a hateful misogynistic demagogue.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Mirror Mirror
      May 6, 2016 at 7:00 pm

      You said it – not me.

  • Jon
    May 6, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    All I was saying is that we all knew this dumb bitches were liars months ago. Turtleboy wrote as if this is breaking news that these chicks are being investigated. I fully understand that he is writing about it now because they are in court, I fucking wrote that in my initial comment.

    Some of you guys are wayyy too sensitive about what I wrote. hahaha…love it!

  • Jon
    May 6, 2016 at 12:25 pm

    hahaha….you guys are freaking hilarious!

    What I’m seeing from all of you is a hell of a lot more butt hurt than I was giving there.

    • Jake from State Farm
      May 8, 2016 at 9:02 am

      Crave attention much? I guess your life is pretty unfulling for you.. Hang in there …. Things could change

  • Sal Monella
    May 6, 2016 at 12:01 pm

    Once they are convicted they should have their skin dyed white, their hair straightened and made blonde, they should be required to register Republican, get a job, “ask” not “axe”, stop smoking weed, stop doing booty calls on demand and listen to classic Rock for the rest of their lives….

    Who’s racist now, trolls?

  • UsualSuspect
    May 6, 2016 at 9:32 am

    Robert Jones, you are officially a a useless race-baiting douche. Go fuck yourself.

  • Chris From Georgia
    May 6, 2016 at 9:10 am

    I agree with another poster, these girls need to charged with a ‘Hate Crime’ and have the book thrown at them!

  • JoeMomma
    May 6, 2016 at 8:59 am

    When can we discuss how racist Mother Nature is. Why are only White Sharks Great?

    • RSoxGuy
      May 6, 2016 at 3:57 pm

      Why does mother nature taunt all the minorities by making snow, white? Then she covers everything with snow for months! HELP HELP IM BEING OPPPRESSED

  • BobnMic
    May 6, 2016 at 8:37 am

    Another case of jumping the gun much like the Cop alleged texting prejudgement. I can understand some Cop hating idiot sending a photo with inconclusive evidence to a news source instead of the Cop’s supervisors because she really wanted to punk the Cop but a college president getting all fired without any follow up investigation?

    Objectivety, fair-mindedness. What ever happened to this idea?

    • BobnMic
      May 6, 2016 at 8:42 am

      Is the BLM continuous false bravado and antipolice rhetoric starting to take hold onto the spirit of impartiality with people these days? Now that is something that needs a 180 degree turn around.

  • Judge Smails
    May 6, 2016 at 8:27 am

    Oh sweet Jesus, we have a troll on the blog. Milky has been smoking crack a little early.

  • hate milk, cause it's racists
    May 6, 2016 at 8:01 am

    It’s not racists if some degenerate nigger says throws slurs at a white’s our fault as white people that their daddy left home at 2 years old to smoke crack with shaniqua from down the block..institutionalized dick grabbing by the white man and making the black man pound random pussy till he gets AIDS…. Kill whitey!

    • Trump's boy penis
      May 6, 2016 at 8:36 am

      Wow racist much.

  • Judge Smails
    May 6, 2016 at 7:50 am

    Hey Jon – what are you talking about? Do you realize that nothing you said in your post makes any sense. TB made perfect sense pointing out the hypocrisy in how this was treated by all involved. These three lovely ladies where trying to use the “victim” playbook and where caught red handed telling lies. Go back to sleep big Jon. Keep up the good work TB…….

  • RSoxGuy
    May 6, 2016 at 7:44 am

    2 things you missed TB, Burwell’s Brother, a player for the San Diego Chargers, threatened one of the kids identified as one of the “attackers” and the kid was so scared he left the school.

    2nd, the pic of the 3 of them in court, notice 2 of them had their hands behind their backs? That wasnt because they were cuffed, it was to show that they are “slaves to the institutionally racist court system”. Fucking incredible.

    Heres me beef. Why why isnt this being charged as a hate crime? Sure seems to fit the bill with all the racial slurs those 3 skank hoes were making.

  • Danny
    May 6, 2016 at 7:31 am

    Even u got duped Tbs by a high school kid with a video/picture u can’t blame Hillary for listening to 3 people not saying she’s a saint far from it but even the Don plays to the vote

    • RSoxGuy
      May 6, 2016 at 3:47 pm

      While I agree with wat you said, maybe I understand more than agree but as a politician, you should have the maturity to wait for the fully story to play out before jumping on the bandwagon (which is exactly what she and other race profiteers did) . Hillary has no excuse shooting her mouth off and she only did because she was pandering to BLM and knows damn well that nobody in the MSM will question her on it.

  • Mark
    May 6, 2016 at 6:53 am

    Jon, I disagree with everything you just said in you incoherent 2AM ramble.
    p.s. You racist piece of shit……(HA)

  • paul
    May 6, 2016 at 5:09 am

    Jon seems like he is butthurt at turtleboy….or just super jealous he isnt as popular as turtleboy

  • Jon
    May 6, 2016 at 2:29 am

    dude…where do u get your news? “A Few Months Ago Monthly Months Later”??? the end of February the cops were saying that they had lied about this situation. and almost all of the news who originally reported the ‘hate crime’ also reported that these dumb asses made it up because they’re stupid cunts…my words, not theirs.

    I think I get it…u just recently saw that they were in court. Probably shouldve been paying attention to the actual story 2 1/2 months ago instead of just getting all dick hurt about it to everyone and u wouldve wasted a lot less time.

    Clean the sand out of your vagina and follow up on your rants or you’ll just seem like an idiot. i understand it’s difficult to keep the sand out of there when youre fuckcing a turtle…oh wait, i forgot, youre some sort of crazy child of the turtle and boy love fuck. still…there must be a good amount of sand in the vag after such.

    do ur homework Turtlebitch….

    • fordsnharleys
      May 6, 2016 at 6:40 am

      They were ARRAIGNED YESTERDAY! It took the law a few months but they’re finally being prosecuted. This is why it’s news. Turtleboy covered when the lies surfaced and now they’re being prosecuted. I guess the president pulled a few strings so the girls could take finals first.

    • May 6, 2016 at 9:16 am

      Hey genius, check the article we linked in this blog that we published in February. You are not smart

      • UsualSuspect
        May 6, 2016 at 9:26 am

        02:29am……..Jon had a few on board. Please excuse his drunken rant, the screen was blurry. Thank god for autocorrect!

        • Jon
          May 6, 2016 at 4:32 pm

          Can’t argue with that UsualSuspect – I had thrown back a few when I wrote that comment. However, autocorrect?! No way man. I detest autocorrect!

    • Elizabeth
      May 8, 2016 at 7:51 am

      Lots of talk about vag vs black-on-white pack attack. And you sure know a lot about having sand in your vagina, Jon. What a douche. Check in after you’re off your period, bi-otch.

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