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A couple years ago a Fitchburg middle school teacher started a Vine account and it quickly started going viral. He even made the front page of Reddit, and the next thing you knew he had millions of followers. His Vines are absolutely hilarious if you’re not following him already. But some people just don’t deal well with satire. For instance, when he made the front page of Reddit it was for a series of Vine compilations that he does every Saturday morning. He videos himself sitting in his living room, looking tired and grumpy while his two daughters dance and act crazy in the background:
But this is America, and lots of Americans are dumb, which led to people criticizing him for being some sort of deadbeat Dad who hates his kids.
I love the Internet because it gives people a place to make fools of themselves. A normal person looks at the video and laughs a little bit. A dooshnozzle looks at it and says the kids “need the belt.” Because that’s a perfectly normal reaction to watching two little girls enjoy their life while their Dad satirizes it. Definitely.
Anyone, Bottle Rocket went viral again yesterday with this tweet, which ended making it onto the insanely popular Mashable.com:
My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/UgHJ4eIDSc
— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) September 25, 2016
Brilliant.
Only a matter of time until morons start talking about how he’s making his daughter grow up too fast, or how she’s not REALLY working for the corporate office. Can’t wait to read the stupidity.
A couple weeks ago he shared this Vine of him taking a knee in protest during the singing of “Happy Birthday” at his daughter’s birthday party:
Get it? Because….current events. Turtleboy thought it was hilarious. It literally took no position on Kaepernick’s controversial stance. Just combining satire with news. But of course we live in America, and some people live to be butthurt, so the comments ended up turning into and episode of the McLaughlin Group:
People are the worst.
Anyway, here’s some more of our favorite Bottle Rocket Vines, including a new series he’s added in which he Vines about dumb things kids have actually done in his classroom:
Personally I like it when he uses his kid’s teachers as props. Like the time he Vined a parent-teacher conference about sending his kid to summer school:
Or how he taught his daughter how to crop dust in class:
Or when he talked to Drake on the phone:
Or that time he ruined Thanksgiving
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8 Comment(s)
This dude is hilarious. People need to lighten up.
I meant him at Market Basket and couldnt stop grinning the rest of the day. Took a selfie and now my kids suddenly want to come to the grocery store with me. They were so jealous! They’re hoping to see him!
This guy is great! Priceless humor right there! LOL!
Isn’t this the vine star that did a video of his daughter listening to that milkshake song and he threw her milkshake on the ground?? Wasn’t that his breakthrough video?? He’s hilarious.
This guy is a fucking riot! Out drinking with him I would not last too long I don’t think…
Oh my fucking god….no…. why, why are you back here?? Why?
Why?
Whyyyyyy???????
Whyyyyyy don’t you just calm the fuck down. What the fuck is your problem anyway and what in God’s name did I ever do to you to make you so butthurt?
Die Bob die!