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Virtue Signaling From Triggered Conservatives Like Tomi Lahren Is Still Virtue Signaling, No One Gives A Shit If You Stood From The Anthem In Your Home

Virtue Signaling From Triggered Conservatives Like Tomi Lahren Is Still Virtue Signaling, No One Gives A Shit If You Stood From The Anthem In Your Home

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We’ll have more on the NFL protests later today, but to get you started this Monday morning we wanted to show you the virtue signaling tweet of the weekend from a chick who only has her job because she’s hot and blonde:

You want a cookie lady?

Newsflash – right wing virtue signaling is still virtue signaling. No one gives a shit what this chick is doing from the privacy of her own home during the National Anthem.

First of all, no you didn’t. You were sitting on your ass at home. You did not stand for the National Anthem. You sat an your ass, drinking your pumpkin spiced latte, and then you tweeted this out 28 minutes after kickoff at 1:33 PM.

Secondly, cool story bro. We’re all very impressed, you totally must bleed blue, white, AND red. You definitely love America WAYYYY more than everyone else. Thanks for sharing.

Most importantly, this is no different than every virtue signaling white SJW we’ve ever blogged about who posts something to the extent of, “I’m checking my privilege,” or “I march because I believe that black lives matter.” It’s all just “look at me” meaningless bullshit that’s designed to get idiots to pat you on the back.

But that’s just the kind of chick Tomi Lahren is. The fact that she’s some sort of spokesperson for conservatism is a joke. She’s 24 and knows jack shit about jack shit. Every time she opens her mouth it’s an embarrassment. There’s a lot of wicked smart conservative people out there who can articulate the same viewpoints she’s trying to, except they won’t sound like a whiny, entitled millenial with no world perspective.


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12 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    September 26, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    The second those tits start to sag, nobody is going to give a fuck what she says.

    • Sharon Cox
      September 26, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      Oh no? Have you heard of Ann Coulter? But brilliant point anyway. Except for you know, facts.

      • Beaster
        October 17, 2017 at 10:23 pm

        Are you implying that people give a fuck what Ann Coulter says? LOL

  • Bub
    September 26, 2017 at 7:19 am

    I betchu there’s a few dozen dudes from both her high school and college classes looking at that shirt like … ‘This would be a new belief of hers.’

  • Bill Clinton
    September 25, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    What a bummer Toni doesn’t kneel. I love when a woman kneels for me.

    • Grammar PD
      September 26, 2017 at 7:21 pm


  • Bub
    September 25, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    Thank you, TB. This is a philosophically consistent position, rather than picking friends and enemies and ideals be damned.

    That’s rare and refreshing in our current political climate.

    Also, Tomi Lahren is a halfwit careerist.

    • True Reality Speaks
      Just Say No to Liberal Turtleboy
      September 25, 2017 at 7:50 pm

      Sounds like butthurt to me.

      Show me where Tomi hurt you?

  • livesinlowell
    September 25, 2017 at 12:16 pm

    Mr. Butthurt beat me to it. Also, I’d rather her be patriotic than not.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    September 25, 2017 at 11:17 am

    I watch her videos with the volume on “mute.” It’s not so much that I simply watch’em – I USE those videos.

  • The Rant Queen
    September 25, 2017 at 11:17 am

    Ugh. Honestly, how much longer is this shit going to go on? Who cares who’s kneeling, sitting, standing or squatting during the Anthem? Oh that’s right, every moron in the country. The whole point of freedom, is that people CAN stand, sit, kneel or squat whenever they feel like it. The fact that they’re using that freedom to dig under the skin of other people just proves how selfish and stupid they are. “Freedom and the First Amendment is only great if it benefits me.”

  • Mr Butthurt
    September 25, 2017 at 10:46 am


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