Fresh off their newfound street cred from being labeled as a gang by the Providence Police after they incited a riot during the black lives matter “peaceful protests,” Waraq is stepping up their game and is looking for a $100K investor to take their game to the next level. Or just a bunch of people donating small amounts that add up to $100K. Don’t worry though, it’s for a really good cause:
Billy “The Tapioca Tornado” Palazzo needs $100K so he can tattoo a W for Waraq on his face, and in doing so Waraq will be able to “take down the whole industry.” All it takes for every other rapper to just pack up and quit is a facial tattoo on this man.
It’s up to YOU to save the game, so that the greatest artist to ever touch a mic can continue to read lyrics off his Blackberry.
So far they’ve raised a whopping $290 for their “hopes and dreams.”
So for now the rest of the rap game is safe. But if he raises another $99,710, y’all haters best watch out.
I got bad news for Waraq though – it doesn’t matter how much money you raise, because Uncle Turtleboy is still the dopest rapper in this game.
Anyway, they’ve made a bunch of new videos since they’ve been labeled as a gang and you can watch and enjoy them all on their Facebook page. My personal favorite was when one of them borrowed their Moms car and rolled up, and halfway through someone bound and gagged opens up the backdoor, falls out, and lays there for the remainder of the video.
A new addition to their artistry is to have transgender Janeane Garofalo make his introduction to the videos by throwing a hatchet and yelling, “hammer time.”
Not to be confused with “arm and hammer time.”
I also like the one they filmed in Mom’s basement.
Gangsta shit up in this bitch. They don’t even be foldin’ they laundry yo!
But whenever Waraq comes out with a new video I only wanna know one thing – where is shed boy hiding?
I made a compilation of his previous hiding spots.
But he’s got some new ones so I had to make a part 2.
Vote for your favorite.
Fire pit.
Kayak.
Bushes.
Basement coat rack.
Trash.
I’d have these guys on the live show but they’re not nearly as entertaining during interviews. It’s like talking to wannabe ghetto Beavis and Butthead. But to this day I still can’t figure out if they really think they’re good rappers, or if it’s a parody and they’re in on the joke to build up a following. They have over 30K followers on Facebook and they’ve put out videos with more than a million views. I’m leaning towards they think they’re good rappers, because they seem stupid enough to believe that. Vote in the poll.
Either way, I’m their agent so if you wanna deal with them you gotta come to me first.
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53 Comment(s)
Turtleboy, can you activate your super slueth senses and find out if any of these idiots are on welfare?
In My neighborhood, these 3 went to School on the Special Bus.
Idiots.
I will Donate my advice.
Get Lost You 3 Dopes.
In The 1st pics on top go look at the chubby boy in the middle..what’s the deal with the small and extremely large socks..lmaooooo they look like they’re in a laundry room with stuff all over. it looks so gross in there.hes probably too stupid to find a match.
I just voted, 4:39 PM. Seems that I’m the first as there were no vote counts. Trump was right, you can’t trust any other means for voting. You need to vote in person at the polls.
you heard it here first. The Democrats are fixing the results.
By the way, the guy with the brillo pad hair that is hiding looks a lot like the thug that kicked the guy in the head in Seattle.
Can Ray Patriarca do something to make Warraq go away?
Check out my homey William Anthonys face Tats… yes my Pedo ass is outa jail
Aren’t there any bullies in Waraq that can knock some sense into these homos?
Gheyist thing I’ve ever seen
They all look like they need to scrub with kerosene. Seriously, they look so dirty, no pride in their appearance. C’mon there isn’t much to work with but at least stop wearing sweat pants, wife beaters and dirty t shirts. Wash your face, comb your hair and SHAVE! WTF is it with these uys today.
Dear sweet baby Jesus…take the wheel
– We’ve got mom’s basement including the washin machine. (Do not want to know who fronts the machine for the wiggle, while someone waggles him from behind)
– wearing crew socks with slides ffs!
– CROCS!! also worn with SOCKS!…just gtfo already.
– Gang finger sign? The hell that is. All Their fingers look like they’re permanently cramped/locked from to many circle jerk sessions
I think real men are on the endangered list
Dope Ass Losers. They WOULD take a ride from Amanda Sawyer, a free McDonald’s Happy Meal is just icing on the cake.
Joe Biden interviewed Cardi B recently, no doubt after hearing her “WAP” song. These guys are convinced they are next in line for a call from Joe.
Are those fingers their penis size or IQ?
I’m thinking they join forces with MC Spectrum for the Extra Chromosome Tour and raise money to buy a tour bus..Donate the most, you can name the tour bus. Two possibilities:
1. The S.S Sodom
2. Window Licker Express
If they were serious there’s no way they wouldn’t of poked the turtle by now.
This sounds crazy, but I would take them more seriously if all 3 were Black.
This crew is the absolute biggest bunch of homos ever assembled.
It has to be fire pit. Nobody digs one that deep, so one of these guys put in the work! So, kudos for that!
I mean…these clowns can’t be serious. If so, I weep for our future. But I’ve been doing that for a while now.
Last time I drove thru Waraq, I saw a sign that said Slow Children, must have been about them?
The group picture of them congregating beneath the School Zone sign is the closest thing to an education these guys got.
Not my normal area of study but I find their learned
behaviors to be fascinating.
This is comedic gold.
My favorite is the gay calendar photo:
Creepy guy unzipping his fly? Check
Male wearing Crocs? Check
Uh…socks with Crocs? Check
Guy with open shirt with a facial expression like he just did poppers? Check!!!
Not to mention the fupafest in the background, the tranny, etc.
It’s a shame how they all
Clearly have Down Syndrome. At least the special Ed kids will. actually have a chance in life and will most likely become productive members of society…these guys will be in and out of jail for the next 20 years until they finally end up on death row.
I’d be happy to give them all tattoos for way under $100k. Be a perfect mirror image of, “Louisville Slugger” right across the forehead.
I like their music.I would be happy to drive them around town.
Aidan the dopest rapper?
I’d rather sit thru an hour of a zoo full of red assed baboons fucking footballs. At least these guys show more enthusiasm than you could muster.
BTW, don’t be pissed in your follow up when they make $100,000 more than your golf outing!
Holy shit they are truly awful, it was painful to watch and I can’t believe they’re actually reading the fukin lyrics off of their phones!!!! Hahaha! “ best artist to touch a mic” can’t even remember their own shitty lyrics????
Wtf! When these clowns advance into adulthood and look back at these videos they’re going to be so embarrassed! Haha!
I am a handicapped gay ginger and even I hate these guys.
The tall capuchin in the tank top has arms so long its knuckles drag.
The stuff of nightmares.
I think Chanel West Coast has a copyright infringement suit against them. Check out her insta………. it’s fire!
The Downs Syndrome guy at Old Orchard Beach is far more talented than these clowns, IMHO.
TB should put a ‘rap-off’ show together with these guys, himself & the Corky guy. Pure comedy gold it would be!
im sure if i ever see them around buttonwoods or oakland beach i would get out of my car and slap the dogshit out of them just for being idiots.
Waraq and MC Spectrum just signed to my new label…Hopeless Records
I hired these nitwits to clear the junk out of my shed and mow the lawn. Every time I turn around, they are fucking off and taking pictures.
It’s like watching the 3-Stooges work
You know what: fuck it, I’m starting to love these guys. I donated my $3, I want the tattoo on him because I don’t want him to have a real job. They are too goddamn funny to stop.
How did these people meet? At the day program for the mentally challenged?
The little one with the glasses looks like the short kid from the Goldbergs that’s in the JTP prove me wrong. This must be what he does when Goldbergs is not taping.
It is nice to see the handicapped with a hobby. Good for them.
Coat rack FTW.
If it was money to buy instruments, a place to play and a vehicle for transporting equipment to/from the shows, I supposed I could see it.
A face tattoo guys? That is your reward to your fans??
Glad I grew up in the 70’s/80’s when music could talk!
I really enjoy looking for the hidden rapper! It reminds me of playing Where’s Waldo with my grandson.
I’m eagerly anticipating a possible waraq banger with turtleboy coming out of the bushes and dropping a fire verse in their next video, make it happen.
A face tatt is a resignation letter to society. Shower instead bro.
I will give them all free tattoos
Look me up
Ari Lanzillotti
These guys need to collaborate with the retard who dresses like clifford the big red dog once he gets out of jail.
But not until I jam my cock down all their throats and wipe my jizz on their chins. then maybe even 2$moke and his money crew can get it too.
^ ignore this imposter. Seems he is typing out his fantasies under my alias
these boys are cute
When there are no rules, curfews, punishments, discipline, or parental oversight because momz is too busy being flat-backed by another random.
***SUPERSTAR*****
God, this is so depressing. In the 80s kids with dreams dressed like preppies and planned to get rich by becoming lawyers or arbitragers. In the 90s they fantasized about becoming dot.com millionaires or hackers. Unrealistic? Maybe, but at least they were aiming upward. Now we’ve got delusional lardasses who aren’t even out of puberty but want to panhandle online so they can stay exactly what they are forever.
Can buy much taco bell drive thru.
Can buy copious amounts of the sticky icky.
Can buy mucho sweatpants and T’s from Marshalls.
Can purchase a year supply of funions.
Can procure hair pics and pube stache combs.
Can provide a pair of MJ’s for each to share one day a week.
Can not get rid of the stench of menthol cigarettes, stale booze, and failure.
Why do I think that an investment with guys in dirty t-shirts hanging out in Moms suburban trailer park by the trash cans, might not be a good use of capital?
If they were serious they would’ve been insulted by Turtleboy and probably made mad diss tracks
you’re increasing their views for sho. Irregardless, Warraq for life y’all!!