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Waraq Started A $100K GoFundMe So The Tapioca Tornado Can Get A Waraq Face Tattoo And Take Down The Whole Rap Industry 


Fresh off their newfound street cred from being labeled as a gang by the Providence Police after they incited a riot during the black lives matter “peaceful protests,” Waraq is stepping up their game and is looking for a $100K investor to take their game to the next level. Or just a bunch of people donating small amounts that add up to $100K. Don’t worry though, it’s for a really good cause:

Billy “The Tapioca Tornado” Palazzo needs $100K so he can tattoo a W for Waraq on his face, and in doing so Waraq will be able to “take down the whole industry.” All it takes for every other rapper to just pack up and quit is a facial tattoo on this man.

It’s up to YOU to save the game, so that the greatest artist to ever touch a mic can continue to read lyrics off his Blackberry.

So far they’ve raised a whopping $290 for their “hopes and dreams.”

So for now the rest of the rap game is safe. But if he raises another $99,710, y’all haters best watch out.

I got bad news for Waraq though – it doesn’t matter how much money you raise, because Uncle Turtleboy is still the dopest rapper in this game.

Anyway, they’ve made a bunch of new videos since they’ve been labeled as a gang and you can watch and enjoy them all on their Facebook page. My personal favorite was when one of them borrowed their Moms car and rolled up, and halfway through someone bound and gagged opens up the backdoor, falls out, and lays there for the remainder of the video.

A new addition to their artistry is to have transgender Janeane Garofalo make his introduction to the videos by throwing a hatchet and yelling, “hammer time.”

Not to be confused with “arm and hammer time.”

I also like the one they filmed in Mom’s basement.

Gangsta shit up in this bitch. They don’t even be foldin’ they laundry yo!

But whenever Waraq comes out with a new video I only wanna know one thing – where is shed boy hiding?

I made a compilation of his previous hiding spots.

But he’s got some new ones so I had to make a part 2.

Vote for your favorite.

Fire pit.



Basement coat rack.




I’d have these guys on the live show but they’re not nearly as entertaining during interviews. It’s like talking to wannabe ghetto Beavis and Butthead. But to this day I still can’t figure out if they really think they’re good rappers, or if it’s a parody and they’re in on the joke to build up a following. They have over 30K followers on Facebook and they’ve put out videos with more than a million views. I’m leaning towards they think they’re good rappers, because they seem stupid enough to believe that. Vote in the poll.



Either way, I’m their agent so if you wanna deal with them you gotta come to me first.



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53 Comment(s)
  • Johnny Sly
    August 27, 2020 at 6:44 pm

    Turtleboy, can you activate your super slueth senses and find out if any of these idiots are on welfare?

  • Oscarmarine
    August 25, 2020 at 5:50 pm

    In My neighborhood, these 3 went to School on the Special Bus.
    I will Donate my advice.
    Get Lost You 3 Dopes.

  • LoL
    August 23, 2020 at 8:11 am

    In The 1st pics on top go look at the chubby boy in the middle..what’s the deal with the small and extremely large socks..lmaooooo they look like they’re in a laundry room with stuff all over. it looks so gross in there.hes probably too stupid to find a match.

  • juror seven esq.
    August 22, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    I just voted, 4:39 PM. Seems that I’m the first as there were no vote counts. Trump was right, you can’t trust any other means for voting. You need to vote in person at the polls.
    you heard it here first. The Democrats are fixing the results.

    By the way, the guy with the brillo pad hair that is hiding looks a lot like the thug that kicked the guy in the head in Seattle.
    Can Ray Patriarca do something to make Warraq go away?

  • Mack Sauce
    August 21, 2020 at 2:00 pm

    Check out my homey William Anthonys face Tats… yes my Pedo ass is outa jail

  • Liberalism is a mental disorder
    August 21, 2020 at 10:23 am

    Aren’t there any bullies in Waraq that can knock some sense into these homos?

  • Lake Flaccid
    August 21, 2020 at 9:01 am

    Gheyist thing I’ve ever seen

  • Drylaw
    August 21, 2020 at 6:40 am

    They all look like they need to scrub with kerosene. Seriously, they look so dirty, no pride in their appearance. C’mon there isn’t much to work with but at least stop wearing sweat pants, wife beaters and dirty t shirts. Wash your face, comb your hair and SHAVE! WTF is it with these uys today.

  • SassySwede
    August 21, 2020 at 2:43 am

    Dear sweet baby Jesus…take the wheel
    – We’ve got mom’s basement including the washin machine. (Do not want to know who fronts the machine for the wiggle, while someone waggles him from behind)
    – wearing crew socks with slides ffs!
    – CROCS!! also worn with SOCKS!…just gtfo already.
    – Gang finger sign? The hell that is. All Their fingers look like they’re permanently cramped/locked from to many circle jerk sessions
    I think real men are on the endangered list

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Amanda’s Best Free Customers
    August 21, 2020 at 12:49 am

    Dope Ass Losers. They WOULD take a ride from Amanda Sawyer, a free McDonald’s Happy Meal is just icing on the cake.

  • Waiting for that call
    August 20, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    Joe Biden interviewed Cardi B recently, no doubt after hearing her “WAP” song. These guys are convinced they are next in line for a call from Joe.

    • Biden/Harris's America
      August 21, 2020 at 12:04 pm

      Are those fingers their penis size or IQ?

  • Chip Striker
    August 20, 2020 at 9:47 pm

    I’m thinking they join forces with MC Spectrum for the Extra Chromosome Tour and raise money to buy a tour bus..Donate the most, you can name the tour bus. Two possibilities:

    1. The S.S Sodom

    2. Window Licker Express

  • 2wEntEe
    August 20, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    If they were serious there’s no way they wouldn’t of poked the turtle by now.

  • I know I'm special, my mother had me tested.
    August 20, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    This sounds crazy, but I would take them more seriously if all 3 were Black.

  • Paul Ruebens
    August 20, 2020 at 9:16 pm

    This crew is the absolute biggest bunch of homos ever assembled.

  • Fire Pit
    August 20, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    It has to be fire pit. Nobody digs one that deep, so one of these guys put in the work! So, kudos for that!

  • BernDawg
    August 20, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    I mean…these clowns can’t be serious. If so, I weep for our future. But I’ve been doing that for a while now.

  • Slow Children?
    August 20, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    Last time I drove thru Waraq, I saw a sign that said Slow Children, must have been about them?

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Luke Fondleberg
    August 20, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    The group picture of them congregating beneath the School Zone sign is the closest thing to an education these guys got.

  • Jane Goodall
    August 20, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    Not my normal area of study but I find their learned
    behaviors to be fascinating.

  • The Background Heckler
    August 20, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    This is comedic gold.

    My favorite is the gay calendar photo:

    Creepy guy unzipping his fly? Check
    Male wearing Crocs? Check
    Uh…socks with Crocs? Check
    Guy with open shirt with a facial expression like he just did poppers? Check!!!

    Not to mention the fupafest in the background, the tranny, etc.

  • Snowflake Hunter
    August 20, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    It’s a shame how they all
    Clearly have Down Syndrome. At least the special Ed kids will. actually have a chance in life and will most likely become productive members of society…these guys will be in and out of jail for the next 20 years until they finally end up on death row.

  • North of the Border
    August 20, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    I’d be happy to give them all tattoos for way under $100k. Be a perfect mirror image of, “Louisville Slugger” right across the forehead.

  • Amanda Sawyer
    August 20, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    I like their music.I would be happy to drive them around town.

  • Fitty cent
    August 20, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    Aidan the dopest rapper?
    I’d rather sit thru an hour of a zoo full of red assed baboons fucking footballs. At least these guys show more enthusiasm than you could muster.
    BTW, don’t be pissed in your follow up when they make $100,000 more than your golf outing!

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    August 20, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    Holy shit they are truly awful, it was painful to watch and I can’t believe they’re actually reading the fukin lyrics off of their phones!!!! Hahaha! “ best artist to touch a mic” can’t even remember their own shitty lyrics????
    Wtf! When these clowns advance into adulthood and look back at these videos they’re going to be so embarrassed! Haha!

  • foleyworld
    Special Boy
    August 20, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    I am a handicapped gay ginger and even I hate these guys.

  • Charla Nash
    August 20, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    The tall capuchin in the tank top has arms so long its knuckles drag.
    The stuff of nightmares.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 20, 2020 at 4:30 pm

    I think Chanel West Coast has a copyright infringement suit against them. Check out her insta………. it’s fire!

  • BucketNutz
    August 20, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    The Downs Syndrome guy at Old Orchard Beach is far more talented than these clowns, IMHO.
    TB should put a ‘rap-off’ show together with these guys, himself & the Corky guy. Pure comedy gold it would be!

  • grim reaper
    August 20, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    im sure if i ever see them around buttonwoods or oakland beach i would get out of my car and slap the dogshit out of them just for being idiots.

  • Quincy Jones
    August 20, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    Waraq and MC Spectrum just signed to my new label…Hopeless Records

  • Cranky Old Guy
    August 20, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    I hired these nitwits to clear the junk out of my shed and mow the lawn. Every time I turn around, they are fucking off and taking pictures.
    It’s like watching the 3-Stooges work

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    August 20, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    You know what: fuck it, I’m starting to love these guys. I donated my $3, I want the tattoo on him because I don’t want him to have a real job. They are too goddamn funny to stop.

  • Corky
    August 20, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    How did these people meet? At the day program for the mentally challenged?
    The little one with the glasses looks like the short kid from the Goldbergs that’s in the JTP prove me wrong. This must be what he does when Goldbergs is not taping.
    It is nice to see the handicapped with a hobby. Good for them.

  • a
    August 20, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Coat rack FTW.

  • I'm just going to play along here
    August 20, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    If it was money to buy instruments, a place to play and a vehicle for transporting equipment to/from the shows, I supposed I could see it.

    A face tattoo guys? That is your reward to your fans??

    Glad I grew up in the 70’s/80’s when music could talk!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 20, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    I really enjoy looking for the hidden rapper! It reminds me of playing Where’s Waldo with my grandson.

  • Eazy E
    August 20, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    I’m eagerly anticipating a possible waraq banger with turtleboy coming out of the bushes and dropping a fire verse in their next video, make it happen.

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 20, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    A face tatt is a resignation letter to society. Shower instead bro.

  • Ari Lanzillotti
    August 20, 2020 at 2:37 pm

    I will give them all free tattoos

    Look me up

    Ari Lanzillotti

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 20, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    These guys need to collaborate with the retard who dresses like clifford the big red dog once he gets out of jail.

    • Spic Tormentor
      August 20, 2020 at 9:51 pm

      But not until I jam my cock down all their throats and wipe my jizz on their chins. then maybe even 2$moke and his money crew can get it too.

      • The Spic Tormentor
        Spic Tormentor
        August 20, 2020 at 10:45 pm

        ^ ignore this imposter. Seems he is typing out his fantasies under my alias

  • I like them
    August 20, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    these boys are cute

  • Boe Jiden
    This is what happens...
    August 20, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    When there are no rules, curfews, punishments, discipline, or parental oversight because momz is too busy being flat-backed by another random.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    August 20, 2020 at 2:11 pm


  • Disco Inferno
    August 20, 2020 at 2:09 pm

    God, this is so depressing. In the 80s kids with dreams dressed like preppies and planned to get rich by becoming lawyers or arbitragers. In the 90s they fantasized about becoming dot.com millionaires or hackers. Unrealistic? Maybe, but at least they were aiming upward. Now we’ve got delusional lardasses who aren’t even out of puberty but want to panhandle online so they can stay exactly what they are forever.

  • Boe Jiden
    August 20, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Can buy much taco bell drive thru.
    Can buy copious amounts of the sticky icky.
    Can buy mucho sweatpants and T’s from Marshalls.
    Can purchase a year supply of funions.
    Can procure hair pics and pube stache combs.
    Can provide a pair of MJ’s for each to share one day a week.
    Can not get rid of the stench of menthol cigarettes, stale booze, and failure.

  • hartf811
    Waraq the losers
    August 20, 2020 at 1:55 pm

    Why do I think that an investment with guys in dirty t-shirts hanging out in Moms suburban trailer park by the trash cans, might not be a good use of capital?

  • 2wEntEe
    August 20, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    If they were serious they would’ve been insulted by Turtleboy and probably made mad diss tracks

  • Turtz McGurtz
    August 20, 2020 at 1:34 pm

    you’re increasing their views for sho. Irregardless, Warraq for life y’all!!

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