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Ware Mugshot Of Man With Legendary Ware Goatee Is The Most Ware Picture Ever Taken

 

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It looks like we might’ve published our blog on the Top 25 Ware mugshots a week too early, because yesterday this breathtaking individual made his debut on their Facebook page:

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You simply cannot find a goatee like that out of the confines of Ware. Until seeing this picture I had no idea that goatees could have pony tails. But anything is possible in the magical kingdom of Ware. He was picked up on outstanding warrants:

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Only in Ware could a man like this have outstanding warrants and remain undetected for so long. Because let’s be honest, this guy could walk into the Ware Walmart and not a single person would think his choice of facial hair is at all out of the ordinary. I also love how they have to point out that he was respectful when being arrested. Ya know, like you’re supposed to be. Must be a rare treat for the cops in Ware.

 

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