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Wareham Jizz Ninja Kicks 2 Cops And 1 EMT In The Head Who Were Trying To Help Her At 2:30 AM And She’s Everything You Dreamed She Would Be And More

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WBSMWareham Police have arrested a woman after she assaulted two police officers and a paramedic. On Tuesday, January 1, at about 2:30 a.m., Wareham Police along with Wareham EMS responded to the Rosewood Motel for a report of an injured person. At the scene, Officers Nate Aronson and Robert McLain encountered a female who required transport to the hospital following a disturbance. The female became combative, and kicked Wareham EMS paramedic Lieutenant Robert Horte in the face, kicked Officer Aronson in the head, and kicked Officer McLain in the groin area. Brandierose J. Woodard, 25, of East Wareham, was arrested and charged with three counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, two counts of assault and battery on a police officer, assault and battery on ambulance personnel, resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, and disturbing the peace. She was transported to the police station after being treated at Tobey Hospital. Woodard was expected to be arraigned in Wareham District Court Wednesday morning.

How the hell is this slamsteak gonna kick three grown men, including two cops, in the face, the head, and the groin?

I’m not even mad. That’s amazing. Poor police and first responders show up trying to save this gonorrhea gremlin, and she ends up junk-fu fighting them all in what was apparently some sort of ambush. Of course this jizz ninja really had no shot in life the second her parents named her “Brandierose.” With a name like that you’re destined to be giving lap dances to the Mayor of Fall River at the Foxy Lady. But evidently this Taunton transplant wasn’t up to their high standards, so she decided to become a stay at home girlfriend instead.

Based on her Facebook page it appears as if she’s been auditioning to be on Turtleboy for quite some time now. If you have multiple pictures of yourself sticking your tongue down the throat of the latest guy whose weapon of ass destruction you are currently servicing…..

….then there’s a 99.9% chance you’d inevitably end up here.

Then again, who can resist all this?

I love the way the Newports complement the fupa. I wouldn’t expect any other brand. So New Bedford it hurts. That along with the claw marks on the gerber servers, in case he forgets where to grab during the next round of unprotected gland to gland combat.

Based on her other Facebook pictures it looks like that guy gave it to her like a champ!

Ice up son!

Of all the brands too. Busch. “The Big One.” It might not fit yet, but a couple more trips to the Rosewood Motel and I think she’ll be a prime new recruit for the House of Many Cums.

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32 Comment(s)
  • Eric Osborne
    April 2, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    A prime example of how the invention of penicillin stoped human evolution

  • The angry taint
    January 6, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    i’m strangely intrigued by this whimsical vixen and i don’t know why

  • I think I'm going to be sick
    January 5, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    I’ve seen this skank hanging around the Plaza in Wareham and working the Cranberry Highway. I assumed she was a hooker before reading this story. After reading I assuming that’s she’s a hooker. If you think she looks bad in the pics here let me tell you she’s far more heinous in real life.

  • Judge dread
    January 5, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    To the both of you: the Judge recommends you be sent back in time. According to my time travel contacts you will be confined to the most notorious dungeon, Pontefract Castle in England.

    You will travel back in time to be torutred in the most vicious disgusting dungeon in the world, Pontefract.

    You’re life is a lie and everything you know is wrong. Good luck going back in time you slug rakes.

  • It's yeah, not yea
    January 5, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    She’s too nasty to bone but I’m willing to bet she’d tongue your rim like an aardvark working an anthill.

  • Bankster
    January 4, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    Southeast Alternative High School.

    ‘Nuff said

  • Y
    January 4, 2019 at 9:34 am

    She likes it thick, like a Pepsi can:

  • Stunt Penis
    January 4, 2019 at 7:45 am

    there’s simply not enough drugs and alcohol on the planet to make me high/drunk enough to possibly want to fuck that. i’d turn gay before I hit that. seriously.

  • Turddy Roosevelt
    January 4, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Me and my rough-riders would love the feel of her anal warts scraping against our members.

  • Yuck
    January 4, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Ewww. And just think, that fucking dude is so proud of his woman. God damn, I couldn’t even get wood with a skank like that.

  • Turd Reversalist
    January 4, 2019 at 3:11 am

    I’d like to hit that in the fudge hole but the experience of running into some opioid constipated dookie would be like running into a brick wall with a hard on.

  • Legally Blind
    January 3, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    She seems nice, I hope she’s single.

  • Elephant Man
    January 3, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    She might be one of the ugliest broads ever featured here. You would have to hate your dick to go anywhere near her disgusting hole. I’m sure she’s supported by our tax dollars. Fucking gross

    • Captain Trips
      January 4, 2019 at 9:14 am

      I agree. She really is foul

  • Akihito
    January 3, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    “The female became combative, and kicked Wareham EMS paramedic Lieutenant Robert Horte in the face, kicked Officer Aronson in the head, and kicked Officer McLain in the groin area. ”

    I don’t know what that thing is but it ought to be fighting in UFC

  • Sulfer Powder
    January 3, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    If you look on her FB page, in about half the pics she has a real nice sore on her lip. Almost looks like its bleeding. Just Fuckin lovely…..

    • Lip sores are a dish best served cold
      January 5, 2019 at 1:19 am

      Mmmm, I bet that tastes a little salty and tangy.
      The tangy part is the virus bubbling to the surface as the scab cracks or is chewed off.
      Mmmmm, tasty face viruses. Great stuff.

  • January 3, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Is it just me. or does the tittoo say smelly?

  • hanks
    January 3, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    I’m guessing the Hopewell pool is what she called her bathtub because there’s no fucking way someone with a brain would look at this sloptart and give her a job in charge of saving lives. Even in Taunton. No way.

  • Wun Hung Lo
    January 3, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    She could have easily fit that beer can up her snatch but the space was occupied by a bowling pin…

  • Rockets Redglare
    January 3, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    What exactly is an “alternative” high school? PC name for retarded kids?

    • Miss Shields
      January 3, 2019 at 7:08 pm

      No, it’s the polite name for where the send all the budding psychos and baby gangsters with behavioral issues too severe for real school. However, it’s really hard to get a student reassigned there…if they end up in the alternative school, they basically had to almost kill someone at the regular school or tried to sell drugs directly to the school police officer. Amazed it took a grad from one of those JV prisons so long to become TB famous.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    January 3, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    On a side note, there should be a ratchet madness pool for Massachusetts cities and towns. And if there is, I would be shocked if Taunton is not in the final four or the outright winner.

  • Ray L.S. Patriarca
    January 3, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    This putiach is fucking disgratziate !
    She ain’t even Central Falls beautiful !

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    January 3, 2019 at 3:22 pm

    My she is a tomcat

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    January 3, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    Strangely, her mug shot is her best picture. She’s a do- anything woman. Id do it once, then give her the boot….

  • Captain Trips
    January 3, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    She’s hot – the tittoos, the veiny stretch-marked belly fat, the dark circles under the eyes…she’s got it goin’ on!

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 3, 2019 at 2:39 pm

    What…..a……fucking….skagbag….

  • Turdchomper
    January 3, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    She was reacting to violence workers the way her attorney taught her

  • Barf
    January 3, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    I just threw up all over the place. Thanks Northshore Turtlebabe. Thanks.

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    January 3, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    She’s kinda hot… in a Wareham sort of way…

    … or maybe I’m just really recreationally high right now.

    • Hot Slop
      January 3, 2019 at 2:44 pm

      Was there some crack in your weed?

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