Warwick Ratchet Diva Brags About Conning Drug Dealers With Counterfeit Money, But It’s Ok Because She’s The Realest And Just Too Hip To Get Caught

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When you commit a crime, what’s the first thing you do? OBVIOUSLY, brag about it to all your hoodrat friends. Definitely don’t conceal it or not be a junkbox and commit it in the first place. But whatevs, this is Warwick ratchetry at it’s finest!

It’s a long thread, but the hoodrat on hoodrat homie love is truly inspiring. Some friends say things like “hey, that’s a nice single family home in a nice neighborhood you have” or “congrats on the new job”. This herd of homeslices are more the “hey, that’s a nice stoop you have on your new section 8 housing” or “congrats on scamming those drug lords with the counterfeit hunnits” kinda dumpsterlings.






Well that was painful to read. Too much ghettospeak. Can. Not. Process. I’ve never seen so many emojis in one place.

First, what is a “nikka”? Is that supposed to be the non-offensive way for a white person to say the N word?

Also, “loud” refers to marijuana in case I wasn’t the only one out of the slang loop on that one.

I would also just like to point out the stroke this man is clearly having. I hope someone got him help.

Anyways, you’re probably wondering who this fantastic, law-abiding specimen of intelligence and class is. Meet Stephanie Zoglio, hoodrat extr-whore-dinaire, who definitely doesn’t have an insanely long arrest record and totally isn’t partial to big ass hoop earrings and pastel eyeshadow circa 1990s.

She works at “None Ya Business!!”? I’ve been trying to get in there forever, hook a sista up!

Also, she went to “The School of Hard Knocks, The University of Life”. I bet employers look at that and they’re like “YUP, HIRED.” You know you’ve done good in life when you’re about to clear 40 and you’re accomplishments include the following list of community service arrests:

In case you’re wondering how that breaks down:

This has got to be the most diverse arrest record I’ve seen yet, but shit guuurrrlll, stop hitting people, getting caught with the MJ, and conducting yourself all disorderly-like. Also what is with the crank calls? Seriously, are we in junior high?

Also, word of advice, maybe don’t brag in a public forum about fucking over drug dealers with fake Benjamins because even some drug dealers can read.


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25 Comment(s)
  • Liz Dennis
    October 12, 2019 at 2:09 am

    Wow I came across this accidentally. but i know her personally & she is a fucking snitch #1. #2 She has every disease known to mankind. #3 her own family wont even claim her. I just saw a vid of her getting her ugly face beaten in. Bitch is like 85 lbs & swears she can fight & carries “Mad Guns”. She lives on Warwick Ave on top of AllState Insurance. She is a SNITCH. A PAID INFORMANT. If you fuck w/her then you are suspect yourself. She has all punk ass misdemeanors but yet brags about doing “hardtime” Yeah real hard 90 days for selling her nasty AIDS infested ass. That skank Steph Plante rolls with her so thats 2 AIDS infested hoes you got on blast. My brothers wife did time w/them both & said they both were snitching in jail. Tragic. Her own daughter wont even claim her. She lives w/an old trick who’s a well known snitch as well. Why are nasty infested people like this still walking around free? She prob gave mad ppl AIDS since 1998 or so. Get em TurtleBoy, Bitches & snitches need to be exposed period. I could drop mad dealers/snitches names that she be fucking n sucking on the regular. Hope they strap on a rubber. Her pussy will burn your ass!!!!!!

  • Stephanie lynn zoglio prostitue junkie crackhead
    May 19, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    She is a nasty known prostitute she is 39 and has been selling her body since she was 14 she has hepatitis c and hiv from shooting up. She’s always adding people on fb thinking the more followers the more friend but really everyone just likes to laugh at her, every other week she talks about fighting a dog gent girl but has never done nothing in person she smokes a whole lot of crack shoots dope everyday has a daughter that she never sees and has never took care of and lives off her moms sis check she was evicted from the Warwick studio apartment and now is staying in Pawtucket/providence/c.f area usually walking broad street or the streets the known prostitutes walk. She’s a waist of air, hopefully she’ll be dead soon. Don’t get me started on her physical discription with her raggedy rusty face piercings that’s been in since 1990 and her eyeshadow from the 70s and her forehead that u can park 5 cars on. And the bumps on her lips. Nasty nasty nasty the worst of the worst and anyone hanging with her or agreeing with her is most likely junkie cravkheads thierselfs. Stay away from this rat, she will tell you to come fight and call the cops when you show up, you can’t be a tough guy and a rat it don’t work like that apparently she didn’t get the memo..

  • Another Story?
    July 26, 2017 at 8:06 am

    Turtleboy, the woman Mary-Ellen Rossi who commented “I almost got busted cashing that shit out” her LinkedIN says she is currently a Principal at North Kingstown Public Schools lol.

  • Sam Davis
    July 25, 2017 at 10:07 pm

    Please tell me that this whore is either in the custody of the Secret Service or beaten to death by a drug dealer. Either conclusion would be justice.

  • Brian
    July 24, 2017 at 11:12 pm

    Man fuck you turtle boy you have nothing better to do with yourself pussy

    • Mike Hunt
      July 30, 2017 at 1:00 am

      Fuck that…he’s cool in my book. Do you not see a problem with anything she said or did? If you don’t, them you’re a part of the vermin problem in Warwick.

  • The Executioner
    July 24, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    There two pathways for this idiot ratchet…a long prison term or a bullet in the head by some dealer she screws over. But…no fucks given. I’m hoping pathway 2.

  • Independent Thinker
    July 24, 2017 at 7:21 am

    Drug dealers are a bad crop of people. Be very careful about trying to con one or screw one over, because they are the type that will kill you.

    Now that you’ve posted this all over facebook, drug dealers and legitimate business people know to avoid dealing with you, although a drug dealer is more likely to just shoot you.

  • Publius
    July 23, 2017 at 10:29 pm

    It is amazing that these creatures, er critters actually exist. All of the ones who posted. Keepin it real 100! real stupid. All lives really do not matter.

  • Mr Butthurt
    July 23, 2017 at 9:11 pm

    Wound not. She is ass ugly and even drunk I would see that.

    • Mr Butthurt
      July 23, 2017 at 9:12 pm

      Meant hit that

      • Mr Butthurt
        July 23, 2017 at 9:13 pm

        Christ I am drunk and for the record I would not hit that. LMFAO

  • bigdaddy
    Barbara Billingsley
    July 23, 2017 at 7:04 pm

    I speak jive I cant help with that translation

  • Wabbitt
    July 23, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    This is like an instruction manual on how to get yourself shot.

    • Jim Duggan
      July 25, 2017 at 5:27 pm

      Lmfaooo true story

  • Locktank
    July 23, 2017 at 6:08 pm

    Lmfao. It’s only a matter of time.

  • Secret Intelligence Unit, Agent Smack A Hoe
    July 23, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    Speaking for drug dealers around the world

    Deez nikkaz r gonna find dis shyt out n whoop dat ass or if dey feelin froggy when dey catch dat dumb hoe dey gonna put a cap in dat ass bih fr fr

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    July 23, 2017 at 4:15 pm

    To hell with the Ebonics, that font makes my eyes bleed.

    Kids, just a hint: if it would take a half hour of prep work to stuff your date into a MRI, run away.

  • Barry
    July 23, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    Bullshit. In the circles that she travels in nobody would fall for that. The only thing that counterfeit cash is good for is to use as props in the pictures that they post ad nauseam.

  • Maggie the Cat
    July 23, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    Her name will probably show up soon in the obituaries. No great loss.

  • Agent Smith
    July 23, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    I want to cunt punt this bitch until she can’t reproduce. Just because she’s such a ratchet scumbag, no other reason.

  • livesinlowell
    July 23, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    Seems like the type of lady a young gentlemen would proudly bring home to meet the parents.

    Just kidding.

  • DonaldJTrump
    July 23, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Would be a huge shame if someone sent this to the secret service.

  • Rob
    July 23, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Wow, brag on public media about committing federal crimes and ripping off drug dealers.
    The level of stupidity is astounding.

  • Treasury Agent
    July 23, 2017 at 12:35 pm

    How many of these people just provided evidence of their own crimes and does it matter?
    Six months and their back out. Why does anyone obey the law anymore?

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