We Don’t Blame Democrats Because James Hodgkinson’s Facebook Page Is Filled With Anti-Republican Propaganda Because Turtleboy Is Above That
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In case you haven’t heard the news, “a gunman unleashed a barrage of gunfire Wednesday at a park in Alexandria, Va., as Republican members of Congress held a morning baseball practice, wounding at least five people, including House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (La.).”
The shooter just died, but everyone else is alive. He was taken down by an armed capital guard who was only there because the House Majority Whip gets an armed detail. Scalise was shot, but if he were he not there then there would likely have been mass casualties. The last time something like this happened in Alexandria, Glenn and Abraham were not as lucky.
Hope Scalise told the shooter to suck his nuts too.
The shooter’s name is James K. Hodgkinson.
— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) June 14, 2017
And the shooting was clearly politically motivated, as he asked if the people on the baseball field were Republicans. When he found out they were he began shooting, injuring five. You can tell he is a democrat because he clearly has no idea how to use a gun. Several of the injured are Republican congressman:
And can I just say how impressed I am about the fact that these guys get up this early for softball practice? This wasn’t even a game. We’re talking about practice here. PRACTICE!!?? I’ve played beer league softball before. We didn’t have practice. You just showed up and played with the rest of the Blarney regulars. Not these guys. They’re wearing cleats and baseball pants and working on the hit and run.
Anyway, Hodgkinson’s Facebook page is a window into his motivations. He liked this anti-Scalise cartoon:
So obviously he was targeted. He doesn’t like Ted Cruz:
Even though he just shot a bunch of people he believes the government is spending too much money on weapons for defense
He empathized with black lives matter
Many of his Facebook friends are actively “resisting,” in other ways that don’t involve shooting congressmen
He’s a Bernie bro:
He’s a fan of Massachusetts congresswoman Katherine Clark
Despite the fact that he just shot dozens of people, one of his biggest concerns is healthcare
He REALLY hates President Trump
And he really, really wants Republicans to no longer be in power.
But shooting them is generally not an effective way to achieve this end.
From the looks of it he was in the home inspection industry
He was happily married with children and grandchildren
And he looked like your average, run of the mill Grandpa.
Look, there’s gonna be tons of blame game going around on this one. Republicans are gonna blame the media for inspiring this guy with their slanted fake news. Democrats are gonna do what they always do – blame guns.
If I used social justice warrior logic I’d blame this all on the left for creating a politically charged atmosphere that led to this man killing all these people. After all, they’ve been telling us that Trump is a Nazi and a Russian agent, and Republicans in congress enable him. Wouldn’t killing them all make him a Patriotic national hero?
Plus, Turtleboy gets blamed every time a turtle rider reads our blog and calls someone a mean word on the Internet. We’ve even been blamed for imaginary hate crimes, potential hate crimes that haven’t happened yet, multiple suicides that haven’t happened yet, and even the Charlestown massacre. So why shouldn’t the same people blaming us take the blame for this one? After all, he’s one of their’s.
Nah fuck that. Turtleboy is above that. And the only person to blame here was James K. Hodgkinson. It’s not the media’s fault. It’s not the democrats fault. It’s NOT the NRA’s fault (although you can guarantee the same people we are NOT blaming will be blaming the NRA any moment now). It’s just his fault. He took politics too seriously and he thought that this was OK. Can’t we please just have one mass shooting in which the person who takes the blame is the psychopath who did the shooting? That would be great. Thankfully the only person who died was James T. Hodgkinson.
P.S. This guy could’ve gotten on the Worcester zoning board but Margaret Melican couldn’t because she reads our blog.
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