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We Don’t Blame Democrats Because James Hodgkinson’s Facebook Page Is Filled With Anti-Republican Propaganda Because Turtleboy Is Above That

We Don’t Blame Democrats Because James Hodgkinson’s Facebook Page Is Filled With Anti-Republican Propaganda Because Turtleboy Is Above That

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In case you haven’t heard the news, “a gunman unleashed a barrage of gunfire Wednesday at a park in Alexandria, Va., as Republican members of Congress held a morning baseball practice, wounding at least five people, including House Majority Whip Steve Scalise (La.).”

The shooter just died, but everyone else is alive. He was taken down by an armed capital guard who was only there because the House Majority Whip gets an armed detail. Scalise was shot, but if he were he not there then there would likely have been mass casualties. The last time something like this happened in Alexandria, Glenn and Abraham were not as lucky.

Hope Scalise told the shooter to suck his nuts too.

The shooter’s name is James K. Hodgkinson.

And the shooting was clearly politically motivated, as he asked if the people on the baseball field were Republicans. When he found out they were he began shooting, injuring five. You can tell he is a democrat because he clearly has no idea how to use a gun. Several of the injured are Republican congressman:

And can I just say how impressed I am about the fact that these guys get up this early for softball practice? This wasn’t even a game. We’re talking about practice here. PRACTICE!!?? I’ve played beer league softball before. We didn’t have practice. You just showed up and played with the rest of the Blarney regulars. Not these guys. They’re wearing cleats and baseball pants and working on the hit and run.

Anyway, Hodgkinson’s Facebook page is a window into his motivations. He liked this anti-Scalise cartoon:

So obviously he was targeted. He doesn’t like Ted Cruz:

Even though he just shot a bunch of people he believes the government is spending too much money on weapons for defense

He empathized with black lives matter

Many of his Facebook friends are actively “resisting,” in other ways that don’t involve shooting congressmen

He’s a Bernie bro:

He’s a fan of Massachusetts congresswoman Katherine Clark

Despite the fact that he just shot dozens of people, one of his biggest concerns is healthcare

He REALLY hates President Trump

And he really, really wants Republicans to no longer be in power.

But shooting them is generally not an effective way to achieve this end.

From the looks of it he was in the home inspection industry

He was happily married with children and grandchildren

And he looked like your average, run of the mill Grandpa.

Look, there’s gonna be tons of blame game going around on this one. Republicans are gonna blame the media for inspiring this guy with their slanted fake news. Democrats are gonna do what they always do – blame guns.

If I used social justice warrior logic I’d blame this all on the left for creating a politically charged atmosphere that led to this man killing all these people. After all, they’ve been telling us that Trump is a Nazi and a Russian agent, and Republicans in congress enable him. Wouldn’t killing them all make him a Patriotic national hero?

Plus, Turtleboy gets blamed every time a turtle rider reads our blog and calls someone a mean word on the Internet. We’ve even been blamed for imaginary hate crimes, potential hate crimes that haven’t happened yet, multiple suicides that haven’t happened yet, and even the Charlestown massacre. So why shouldn’t the same people blaming us take the blame for this one? After all, he’s one of their’s.

Nah fuck that. Turtleboy is above that. And the only person to blame here was James K. Hodgkinson. It’s not the media’s fault. It’s not the democrats fault. It’s NOT the NRA’s fault (although you can guarantee the same people we are NOT blaming will be blaming the NRA any moment now). It’s just his fault. He took politics too seriously and he thought that this was OK. Can’t we please just have one mass shooting in which the person who takes the blame is the psychopath who did the shooting? That would be great. Thankfully the only person who died was James T. Hodgkinson.

P.S. This guy could’ve gotten on the Worcester zoning board but Margaret Melican couldn’t because she reads our blog.


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21 Comment(s)
  • September 4, 2017 at 8:41 pm

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  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    June 15, 2017 at 11:17 pm

    I wouldn’t go so far to blame anyone, although I will call out the factors that do inspire or drive individuals to respond with violence. We all know it: the MSM does its very best to condone violence toward the current administration and its supporters and lies to the masses to believe that us conservatives are all white, male Nazis who deserve it. The MSM isn’t to blame, but it sure causes distress in those who are stupid enough to believe those very lies. I don’t believe that the media is 100% blame free, contrarily, because the people who are a part of it know (or should know) that every choice made has consequences. It is just a shame that a grandfather had to die because of his own emotional reaction and innocent people had to endure injuries. The American people really are divided, but it’s not the fault of the Republicans.

  • Big Raymond
    June 14, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    What a goofy fucker, we can thank his lazy eye and fat fingers for missing. Liberal YMCA basement dwellers should stick with what their good at, holding cardboard signs at intersections and sending D pics to strangers.

  • Mayor Marion Barry
    June 14, 2017 at 7:36 pm

    He’s a typical unhinged liberal that thinks laws are for thee but not for me.

    And the Dems and media are absolutely complicit in creating the atmosphere that Trump and Republicans are evil and subhuman and so this act would be considered patriotic to those scumbags.

  • Pops Zadinia
    June 14, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    Never, and I mean NEVER, trust anyone that wears amber colored glasses!!! I’m just saying.

  • Pops Zadinia
    June 14, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    Never, and I mean NEVER, trust someone that wears amber colored glasses!!! I’m just saying.

  • Wabbitt
    June 14, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    After the Gabby Giffords shooting, you’d think all sitting members of Congress would have a security detail.

    • Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
      June 14, 2017 at 8:24 pm

      Loughner hated government – not Democrats. And he had gone off the deep end long before he attacked Giffords.

      This guy today hated Trump and Republicans – and his derangement was enabled and encouraged by the MSM and the Democrat Party. Shit’s getting real and I promise the Right side will come out on top if the libs keep up this treasonous and violent BS.

      • The Last Boy Scout
        June 14, 2017 at 8:43 pm

        We are one Supreme Court Justice away from “fundamentally transforming” America into another “Socialist paradise.” Once they get another Sotomayor or Ginsberg on the court, you can kill the Bill of Rights gone.

        Thank God Trump got elected (much to the dems’s surprise) and twarted their plans after they killed Scalia. They didn’t think the Republicans would have the stones to delay a nominee.

        Be prepared. A war is coming.

        • YIKES!
          June 15, 2017 at 12:23 pm

          Oh Lord! Another conspiracy theorist!

  • Wwy
    June 14, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    Bernies a communist Jew not a democrat,kikes are commies by nature.

  • Maggie the Cat
    June 14, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    Looks like this member of the Green Party was seeing red. Obviously the guy was a loser at life, or maybe he just found out you can’t collect Social Security at 65 years of age any more. (I do know some people who were pretty pissed off when they found that out.)

    I feel bad for his family, though, presuming they didn’t know what this idiot was going to do.

    Thank God Rep. Scalise is okay, as are the other injured people, and thank God the Capitol Police were there. They saved us the cost of a federal trial by killing the perp, not to mention the months of commentary by the media.

    • True Reality Speaks
      June 14, 2017 at 8:10 pm

      You mean damage control by the complicit liberal media.

      I mean, look at the spin “jeb” is spewing right here in the comments. Despicable.

  • June 14, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    Bernie has disavowed his former campaign worker’s actions in the strongest terms.Fine and good,as he should.But this is a result of one deranged person’s actions as everyone is saying;what no one is saying is what deranged him-this is a result of TDS(Trump Derangement Syndrome) in its most extreme form,which itself is a result of extreme Liberalism,which bears little resemblance to the liberalism of yore;you know when liberals were actually liberals and believed in Free Speech?Berserkley,home of Mario Savio and the Free Speech movement is now a place where you cannot speak if you are Ann Coulter or Milo Yiannopoulos;or if you DO riots will erupt.Not wanting to use a hackneyed analogy i have to say it reminds me of Germany in the early ’30s…

    • True Reality Speaks
      June 14, 2017 at 8:06 pm

      Precisely, and you’re spot on about the rise of Nazism and it’s parallels to the current Democrat Party.

    June 14, 2017 at 1:04 pm


    This guy was radicalized by the MSM and their never ending barrage of lies and violent rhetoric.

    He was nuts but they fueled his fire.

    • jeb
      June 14, 2017 at 7:02 pm

      Not quite. You are confusing the MSM with the fringe left media. There’s nothing wrong with the MSM, they are pretty much the only ones close to telling the truth these days. There are so many negative articles about Trump in the MSM because he is doing so many outlandish things. Even the right-leaning WSJ has more negative articles about Trump than positive ones. That should tell you something.

      Now, this nut job may have found affirmation in the fringe left media, just like Republican nut-jobs find affirmation in the fringe right media, but to hatch a plan to go out and shoot congressmen, you’ve have to have mental issues to begin with.

      But as usual, the right (with far more hate on average than the left), will pounce on one of the many fewer acts of hate from the left and try and argue that it is the left that is worse in this area. Sorry boys, time to look in the mirror.

      • True Reality Speaks
        June 14, 2017 at 8:02 pm

        Another delusional lib with an unhinged narrative straight from the Cult. Fewer acts of hate from libs – lol. Have you picked up a real newspaper or watched an unbiased report reporting on the daily violence committed by your ilk in the “Resistance”. Or did you just get lost on your way to one of the Kool Aid spewing network sites or NYT/WAPO to get the latest propaganda download?

        You’re only fooling yourself trying to peddle this disinformation. Lemming.

      • Savage Squaw Bitch
        June 15, 2017 at 11:21 pm

        You’re clueless to us on the right, babycakes. We don’t have more hate than the liberals. And the MSM IS the so-called “fringe left media.” Get yo’ facts straightened out.

    • Sonny's Mom
      June 14, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      He’s part of the age group that spat on our soldiers coming back from Vietnam. It’s possible he was “radicalized” long, long ago.

  • KimberlyS
    June 14, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    ” It’s the NRA’s fault (although you can guarantee the same people we are NOT blaming will be blaming the NRA any moment now). ”

    I think you meant, “It’s NOT the NRA’s fault”. And you’re behind the times. They’re already calling for tighter gun control, because that obviously works so well on total nut-jobs.

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