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Yesterday we blogged about how Athol ratchet Misti Iorio had hired Attorney Dick N. Vulva to sue Turtleboy Sports for reporting factual things she has posted on Facebook. We also mentioned that she was previously on the Maury Povich show on one of those DNA test episodes. We asked turtle riders if they had the video to send it to us. Although no one can seem to find the whole episode, several people did send us this clip:
Poor guy. Although at the same time, why would ANYONE ever sign up to do a show like this? It’s like, here is this incredibly private and embarrassing story. Better air it for the world to see so they everyone can have a laugh at our expense. This is a normal thing to do. Just do what Rick Grimes does and keep living the lie. You’ll be much happier at the end of the day.
Oh, and according to this 2010 article about how her and Jason did so well in the Clinton Idol talent contest (yes, that is a real thing) she’s got seven freaking kids!!! We’ve gotten so many messages in the last 24 hours about them scamming the system to collect SSI checks and all this other shit. Almost don’t even wanna delve into it. The sad thing is that what people are telling us is probably 100% true. There’s just no way to prove any of it because it’s not like we can audit the government and find out who they’re writing checks to. Ya know, because of privacy laws. It’s just another ratchet scamming the system, reproducing at will, and making the taxpayers clean up the mess.
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