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We Found A Short Clip Of The Athol Ratchet On The Maury Povich “You Are NOT The Father” Episode

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Yesterday we blogged about how Athol ratchet Misti Iorio had hired Attorney Dick N. Vulva to sue Turtleboy Sports for reporting factual things she has posted on Facebook. We also mentioned that she was previously on the Maury Povich show on one of those DNA test episodes. We asked turtle riders if they had the video to send it to us. Although no one can seem to find the whole episode, several people did send us this clip:

Poor guy. Although at the same time, why would ANYONE ever sign up to do a show like this? It’s like, here is this incredibly private and embarrassing story. Better air it for the world to see so they everyone can have a laugh at our expense. This is a normal thing to do. Just do what Rick Grimes does and keep living the lie. You’ll be much happier at the end of the day.

Oh, and according to this 2010 article about how her and Jason did so well in the Clinton Idol talent contest (yes, that is a real thing) she’s got seven freaking kids!!! We’ve gotten so many messages in the last 24 hours about them scamming the system to collect SSI checks and all this other shit. Almost don’t even wanna delve into it. The sad thing is that what people are telling us is probably 100% true. There’s just no way to prove any of it because it’s not like we can audit the government and find out who they’re writing checks to. Ya know, because of privacy laws. It’s just another ratchet scamming the system, reproducing at will, and making the taxpayers clean up the mess.


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46 Comment(s)
  • Stfu already
    November 18, 2016 at 2:20 am

    You fucking people make this comment section unbearable to read. Holy shit. Cant everyone just get back to making funny comments about the inbred fucks in these articles. Thats when this blog was enjoyable.

  • John Cena
    November 17, 2016 at 1:11 pm

    It’s like Dumb and Dumber just got out-dumbed but two of the biggest dummies to ever dumb up the Interwebs.

  • bruinsfan
    November 17, 2016 at 12:53 pm

    why do you feel you have to keep it going by adding a video of her out are you getting out of this nothing just leave her and the family alone.

  • UsualSuspect
    November 17, 2016 at 11:10 am

    Can BobnMic and Fiesty just go on the Maury show and end this ongoing dispute? I need a new ad blocker to remove their inane diatribes that hijack this comment section. Get over it FFS.

    • Mayor Joe Petty
      November 17, 2016 at 11:23 am

      Much like my dream of a Worcester that is the jewel of New England it will sadly, but not surprisingly, never happen.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      November 17, 2016 at 11:32 am

      Insane how I’m brought into your complaint when I have said nothing to him at all. Someone here even confirmed I have not used any accounts to follow or stalk him, and he still says it’s me.

      Did you not see him attack me and attempt to cause trouble on yet another article? Did I reply to him? Nope. Look at 9 out of 10 of his posts and you will see he mentions me put of nowhere…. even when I don’t even comment on an article. How am I also the problem?

      • UsualSuspect
        November 17, 2016 at 1:01 pm

        Sorry, I missed that post. I need to get an IP addy blocker then for BobnMic’s comments and his fake conversations, and if there is some other asswipe perpetuating the madness, please drink the water in Mexico and die of amoebic dysentery. My apologies Fiesty.

        • BobnMic
          November 17, 2016 at 1:17 pm

          Wow what a waste of time that was trying to be kind to you and provide insight. But go ahead go for the ole’ “How am I the problem” bullshit she is selling. You seemed smarter than that UnualSuspect. I was wrong about you.

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          November 17, 2016 at 2:14 pm

          No problem but be prepared to be bothered now because you don’t necessarily hate me! Way back then I was as much at fault as him, but I haven’t been for months now…


      • Not BobnMic
        November 17, 2016 at 4:16 pm

        I actually like Fiesty, guys.. she can stay. BobnMic pls leave

      • stfu
        November 18, 2016 at 12:04 am


    • BobnMic
      November 17, 2016 at 11:43 am

      Hey I totally agree with you UnualSuspect. The reality is that each time I try to end it – it just empowers her in a strange way even more then it gets worse. Then her attack campaigns from her gets ramped up.

      Just a few days ago was my last attempt to make amends and I had some help in here but I can’t say who it was. But with that effort the Fuck Yous get even worse. Then I drove on against it. So what can you do? I’ve now laid down my sword but she refuses. People in here that are honest can corroporate that version. Her imaginary friends from all angles and names will say this story is garbage and again the honest ones do know this to be true.

      I think good commenters like you who do not fuck with anybody in here deserve the big picture provided…


      • Turd Burglestein
        November 17, 2016 at 11:55 am

        Just so you know, after seeing BobnMic being a gigantic asshole doing exactly what Feisty said about mentioning her out of nowhere in threads where she hadn’t even posted, I kindly said “BobnMic, quit being a bitch”. But instead of BobnMic taking a kind suggestion, he wants to start doing the same shit to me now. All you have to do to see the truth is go back and look at the timestamp of when BobnMic posts an inflammatory comment against Feisty or me and then see the timestamp of when either of us commented. I am not going to let this asswipe take cheap shots at me and then not answer back. If BobnMic truly wanted this shit to end, he’d promise that he would never address either of us again…and then actually be a man of his word. But as you can see, he won’t do that. I think he thrives on this shit. He’s probably yanking himself right now reading back through old threads now.

        • BobnMic
          November 17, 2016 at 12:19 pm

          If I’d agree to anything to end this shit and it actually happened it would be a fucking miracle. I can’t negotiate with your crazy girlfriend however. That fucking ship has sailed. But who’s to say regarding those other attacks will stop that I know she is behind? Riddle me that as I’d love to AGAIN consider a cease fire offer because I know she does not have it in her do shit about this. No-Pun intended.

          Onto more of what you just said – [I kindly said “BobnMic, quit being a bitch.”], “taking a kind suggestion?” And exactly how does this not qualify as a cheap shot again? I forgot. That’s right because it is a cheap shot. Do you not think that if some stranger, say in a bar, said something like that to you that would not be pissed? Maybe that’s you but I don’t do Punk bullshit.

          Look you are sounding just like her. Starting trouble – hating the consequences. If you’re serious then let’s talk turkey or walk away…

          • You suck at life
            November 17, 2016 at 1:17 pm

            Bobbie, when you’re being a lil bitch… and someone says “quit being a lil bitch” the proper response is not to be a bigger bitch. Seriously, you suck at this. Trolls eat you alive. You think it’s one, maybe two… I know of at least 3 that have been poking your developmentally delayed brain. Just quit it… Quit being a whiny diaper baby. Good thing you don’t Reddit or any of those big boy blogs… you’d be bleeding out of your ass more than you already do. A fucking miracle would be you shutting the flow of shit from your pipe sucker. You’re like a dude complaining that you get ass raped every time you go to the gay bath house… STOP GOING TO THE GAY BATH HOUSE. You just really like getting anally assaulted. Moron.

          • Turd Burglestein
            November 17, 2016 at 1:24 pm

            BobnMic cries about supposed cheap shots after taking cheap shots at others all his life. That’s rich man. Like I said, quit being a bitch and you’ll quit getting treated like a bitch. Or does this whole thing boil down to you needing to be someone’s bitch? Like life just isn’t worth living if someone isn’t punking you out on a daily basis? You can relax BobnMic…you’re the whole world’s bitch. Do you feel better now?

          • BobnMic
            November 17, 2016 at 1:49 pm

            YSAL you and another helped me to attempt to stop all of this nonsense and I do appreciate it and I thanked you for that and I still do. But your theory on if I disagree with someone’s comment or out their bullshit which does in fact start of rath of retaliation – should that somehow be ignored? That is not in my DNA.

            Example – Look at this very TurtleBoySports. He (they) go after and out any bullshit they see and TBS takes a ton of shit for it. Some of the comments they get are just like the ones I get. So why can’t one or two TBS’s comments continue with that model but on a different level? And wrong actually liking anything like this. Wrong again. I am a fighter, a winner and that’s what I have been doing my entire life and still are doing it. Winners win. Losers take it the ass and don’t do fuck about it.

            I’ve said it before – this is not how it works in the real world so why should it be so here? And I am on Reddit btw and having a great time.

            Update there is another offer of peace on the table being brokered by Turd Burglestein. Good luck to him because he will need it…

          • Turd Burglestein
            November 17, 2016 at 1:53 pm

            Then I guess your DNA dictates that you will be a sore butthurt loser all your life who will get endlessly punked out by everyone here at TBS until the day you die or hopefully sooner you’ll get arthritis in your hands and be unable to type or beat off anymore. Then I’ll take everyone here out for a drink and we can all have a toast to your demise.

          • BobnMic
            November 17, 2016 at 1:54 pm

            Turd – That does not sound to me like you are trying to do anything to make amends. That just sounds more your bullshit yet again or did the Fraud say Fuck No no way keep the attack on!…

            Because that, as you know, I can do well but would rather not.

          • You suck at life
            November 17, 2016 at 1:58 pm

            Well… I guess… Congratulations on your no prize, didn’t win a damn thing, victory(?)

          • BobnMic
            November 17, 2016 at 2:05 pm

            What am I try to win here YSAL. I’ve just explained my view on things. That’s it. If someone out there out of nowhere wants take a shot let them. Because making them look silly with more than one counter-shot sends a clear cut message. This how I roll my friend. This how we do it.

          • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
            November 17, 2016 at 2:07 pm

            Speaking of taking it in the ass.

          • BobnMic's a lying SJW
            November 17, 2016 at 2:11 pm

            Just so I understand this BobnMic…you are free to take whatever shots you want at people you perceive as being a dumbass, but nobody can say anything back to you???

            To paraphrase a commercial
            That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

          • Romper Stomper
            November 17, 2016 at 2:18 pm

            BobnMic, are you always this stupid? Or is today a special occasion? Have you considered suing your brain for negligence? Seriously, you’re about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

          • BobnMic
            November 17, 2016 at 2:19 pm

            There was only ONE person I proactively went after in here. And was the fake lawyer. At first thought of it until she started giving free false legal advice to other commenters in here. That’s when stepped in. I just so happen to know that what she was saying was all wrong full of shit. The dangerous part is what if that person followed that advice and then gets themselves all jammed up by some asshole wants to play Perry Mason with zero credibility, education or background. This is when I was looking out that commenter and right after the fraud. Other than that nobody else plays that game in here but that embarrassed the Fraud to much she launched a campaign and here we are today.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 17, 2016 at 3:32 pm

            Okay I would normally ignore you but I won’t let you attempt to tarnish my intelligence. Never have I officially given legal advice on this website. However, I have given my insight to people who have asked. I have also been 100% factual in any legal statements I have ever made on here.

            Please show me ONE post where I was incorrect on a conversation regarding the law. You can’t because not even once was I wrong. Stop already. Not only do you stalk me you make up blatant lies about me. It’s so childish at this point. Grow up.

          • BobnMic
            November 17, 2016 at 10:13 pm

            You know it is fucking true you fraudulent asshat because when I called you out on it you went silent. I did not want see that commenter get bamboozled by a punch of nice sounded but illegal legal advice and get themselves all jammed up. All you would do and did is laugh at that commenter and I could not sit and allow that to happen to someone innocent especially when I know much better.

            It’s no different than some other asshole claiming to be a Medical Physician then issuing fraudulent medical advice that could kill a person because they worked as a secretary at a medical practice just like you did with Hector Pineiro. See to intervene like I did well – That’s what decent people do for each other. Not your insanity. Are you getting any of this?

            Hey twice now I tried and you won’t even answer my questions with regard to the procedures associated with the MA bar exam and all that it entails. Because you do not know about a fucking thing that I am asking! And do you really want me to dig back to your bullshit legal advice to an unsuspecting commenter(s) and compare that to which should be advised?

            Hey dumbass if want to clear your fraudulence and lies go fucking do it yourself. I know it’s there but I’m not going doing to do your work for you. Bring them here and I’ll thread through them one line at a time you fake.

            So you have reverted back to your stalking false narrative huh. That’s all you got left? Playing the woman card and the woe is me card is something that you think you are good at don’t you. It’s easy for someone like me who is ten times smarter than you to call you out. I bet you are just so used to that central attention in life aren’t you. And then came a dose of reality – me. You give women a bad name you know that and that is not fair to all the great women out there and in here.

            Well welcome to grown up world you attention seeking whore. Join us anytime if you want and take your boyfriend who takes pictures of his shit in the toilet then sticks his hands in it to arrange a smile. Fucking unbelievable you sick fucks are seriously…

          • BobnMic
            November 17, 2016 at 10:27 pm

            P.S. Lawyers do not give out legal advice on a local sports blog for free. An initial “consultation” to determine to validity/win-ability of the case and victim credibility is all you get for free depending on the attorney and/or firm policies. After that if the case moves forward the $$$ get paid to a real lawyer depending on education and experience among several other factors. Unless pro bono but to any lawyer worth their salt would not do pro bono work on a sports blog.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 17, 2016 at 11:41 pm

            Like I said, show me proof I have ever said something that was not factual. What hurts you the most Bob is you want me to be a fraud so bad, you sit here and make up lies, assumptions, and stories about who I am.

            You label me as a secretary for Hector, in hopes someone believes that outrageous statement. You are SO dense you rather believe I am all of these people because you truly don’t believe people here hate you. You are delusional.

            Like I said, show me proof where I have ever given free legal advice on this blog or shut the fuck up. That would be the equivalent of your wife sucking a fat black dick and not getting paid for it. We all know that wouldn’t happen. The getting paid part that is, because she’s very desperate to feel a non flaccid dick in her mouth. That’s why I think you’re so angry on here Bob. You obviously aren’t getting fucked enough and I really don’t blame her. Based on your personality alone you can make a woman’s clitoris rot and fall right off.

            You are accusing me of being a fraud, therefore the burden of proof lies on you. I did giggle when you said you weren’t going to go around looking for threads where I have allegedly given free legal advice. You can’t even give me a solid example of what I was discussing.

            You sit here and pretend to be smart as if you know what you’re talking about. Love how you reference MA codes in your posts to make ya look so cutesy wootsy “in the know” it actually makes me laugh.

            I don’t have to prove who I am but like I have said here before…… People here know me personally and half of them have been sticking their virtual dicks in your ass for weeks now. They are showing you what it is to be trolled.

            Finally, go fucking die. Not a traditional death. I want someone to fuck you in your ass with razors attached to their cock so you can bleed out and die a slow painful death. They will do it so fast you won’t even have a chance to orgasm before you die…. Torture!

          • BobnMic
            November 18, 2016 at 12:18 am

            Ya well fuckhead this is exactly what I am talking about. A fucking deranged attention seeking whore pretending to be a lawyer desperately seeking popularity on or in a fucking sports blog comment section. How fucking desperate is that? My concern was always the damage that a nutjob like you could do to some innocent commenter receiving bogus illegal advice from you in a feeble effort to attain popularity in a local sports blog with absolutely zero regard or remorse to what you are actually doing. My message is quite simple for people that comment here – DO NOT listen to you for their own good. Talk to a real Attorney if that is what you need. There is no such thing as free legal advice on a sports blog.

            Hey if you want to exact a defense go right ahead. This is no court of law with a prosecutor bearing the burden of proof. This is a public local sports blog you idiot. See – once again you can’t even tell that difference. Moron.

            Interesting the more I call you out the more you attack my wife and post other meaningless derogatory remarks toward me. But you see something? That’s EXACTLY what the guilty do that are in denial on their guilt or are willing to go the distance in an effort to fool people. They (you) deflect any and everything in order to lessen the blow bestowed upon them (you). And that is you and you can’t stand it can you fucking Fraud.

            Sorry you’re playing a game you can’t possibly win. Not with me…

          • BobnMic
            November 18, 2016 at 12:37 am

            P.S. – Forgot about this one, “Love how you reference MA codes.” They are NOT referred to as codes you fucking idiot fraud. See right there more evidence. They are known as M.G.L. c. & s.

            I won’t even explain to you what that even means. I hate to see you get an aneurysm trying to figure it out as much as you want me to die. So adult of you. You see cupcake – I’m just a better person than you period. I wish no death, slow or otherwise toward anyone, and will not take a debate and turn it into a sexual deviant reply toward a spouse.

            And you say you have friends in here? Really? That I tend to doubt. All my enemies comes from source that was proven to be not to long and that is JUST YOU…

          • BobnMic's Gerbil
            November 18, 2016 at 1:25 am




          • BobnMic
            November 18, 2016 at 1:35 am

            Never will happen. Why you waste your time on this I just laugh at the fact that I OWN YOUR BRAIN!!!

  • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
    November 17, 2016 at 9:51 am

    That’s one show you’ll never see me on. Besides who in their right mind would ever believe I could be anyone’s baby daddy when I’m sporting a tool like this.

    • BobnMic
      November 17, 2016 at 10:35 am

      And Fiesty you say that you are all so innocent with the fake posts under different names. BOOM busted. The top two are exactly two minutes apart you lying sack of worthless shit. Just keep being a dumbass and never change. It adds to the entertainment value. The more you make a fool of yourself – the more people will catch on I know how IMPORTANT that is to you not to be liked…ROFLMA!!!

      • Turd Burglestein
        November 17, 2016 at 10:49 am

        That’s right…because in this big world full of billions of people, the odds of 2 different people being on Turtleboysports at the same time is 1 in 10 trillion.

        As Fred Sanford would say…”YOU BIG DUMMY!!!”

        • BobnMic
          November 17, 2016 at 11:01 am

          I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

          • BobnMic's Giant Anus
            November 17, 2016 at 11:49 am

            Pucker up…I hope your lips are chapped because I know mine are. My ass lips that is.

        • BobnMic
          November 17, 2016 at 11:02 am

          If you knew the whole story going back to spring up to recent developments (or lack thereof) you would not comment on it at all. Like I said you should stay out of it and mind your own business. Nobody will convince me that Fiesty is not THE biggest trouble making asshole that this blog’s comment section has ever seen.

          Nobody trolls around and starts shit with commenters that disagree with her like she does. I used to feel bad because I thought she just has a head full of issues but not anymore. It’s only a matter time that she fully sinks and there will no life raft thrown in the water by me. I’ve tried. Let somebody else deal with her childish bullshit…

          • BobnMic
            November 17, 2016 at 11:28 am

            On a similar note… I like childish.. Little League uniforms, Cub Scout (but NOT Boy Scout) uniforms, sailor suits, those lollypop guild munchkin guys, Dennis the Menace… Oh God… I’m getting myself worked up… I’ll be in my bunk…

          • BobnMic please go away
            November 17, 2016 at 1:00 pm

            I’m not Fiesty!! GO AWAY!!

          • BobnMic
            November 17, 2016 at 1:09 pm

            I’ll get right on that because you asked ok? But if I do then who will your brain like I do?

          • BobnMic
            November 17, 2016 at 1:10 pm

            *OWN your brain

          • BobnMic
            November 17, 2016 at 2:13 pm

            My brain is still good as new… Seeing as how I’ve never used it.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    November 17, 2016 at 9:49 am

    Seven….. Seven kids????? I have one and when my kid goes to bed I’m all “Ahhh some alone time!!!” Then I wake up the next morning because I fell asleep like an old hag!

    Anyone want to do over/Under for how many baby daddieZ she has?

    • whatevuh
      November 17, 2016 at 5:25 pm

      Somehow the word “whore” came to mind right after reading that, sorry, I can’t help myself

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