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We Just Realized That No One From Turtleboy Has Chimed In On Pussygate Yet – You Cannot Physically Grab A Pussy, And You Aren’t Really Offended By What Trump Said

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So I just realized that no one from Turtleboy Sports chimed in about #Pussygate yet. Couldn’t stop watching this tape last weekend:

It’s just so spectacularly dooshy. This is not the guy from third period who teabagged you in Home Ec class. This is a man running for President of the United States. Obviously my reaction as someone who despises Hillary Clinton with a hot burning passion, was…….fuck. That’s not good. Can we do the primaries over? The only thing Rand Paul has been grabbing is the Constitution. They could’ve picked ANYONE and they all would’ve wiped the floor with Hillary. But instead the Jerry Springer crowd invaded the Republican party and decided to vote for the first time ever, and now they’re stuck with the only guy in America who can’t bring up sexual harassment with the Clinton’s and not look like a hypocrite.

But this video made zero difference to me. I would imagine that this is how Trump has always talked. He’s not a good person. That’s why he was friends with the Clintons ten years ago. He’s an egomaniac who thinks he can have any chick he wants, largely because his money has enabled him to pretty much have any chick he wants his entire life. So yea, this tape had zero net effect on my opinion of the man. He is exactly what I thought he was.

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But I think about how this would affect someone like Grandma Turtleboy. Like TB, she also despises Hillary. And we haven’t even discussed this yet, because the whole conversation is too awkward. Sorry, but I’m not talking to my Mom about pussy grabbin. And there’s just no way someone like her could EVER vote for Trump after something like this. She’s not like Turtleboy. She’s old school. She can’t just brush this stuff off as meathead behavior. She thinks every President should be Dwight Eisenhower or Ronald Reagan. If you can’t get people like her to vote for you then you can’t win. Game over.

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This tape reminded me of something else that I also realized a long time ago – Hillary Clinton frightens me. How long have her people had this tape? Probably months. Guaranteed she’s got something else lined up for right before the final debate, and something even better for election week. This is a woman who is worth $300 million despite never having a job in the private sector. Do you realize how manipulative and cunning you have to be to do that? She will kill a man, no questions asked if it benefits her professionally.

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Anyway, Trump has been calling it “locker room talk” all week, while the left has been calling it sexual assault. First of all, let’s set something straight – “grab them by the pussy” doesn’t even make any sense. You grab things using your entire hand and all five fingers. Things you grab must have mass. A vagina cannot be grabbed. You can grab a penis or a boobie, but you can’t grab a vagina. It’s impossible. You can fishhook, but you can’t grab something you can’t wrap your entire hand around.

Trump is right about one thing though – locker rooms are vile places of debauchery. Some athletes like LeBron James (a Hillary supporter) have come out and said that this is not how guys talk in the locker room. Obviously LeBron James did not graduate from South High School. The topics of conversation were a million times more vile, as were the smells. On a daily basis a local boob – let’s just call him “Beaver” – would treat us to a little show called the “Titanic.” As in, he would lie down buck naked on the nasty floor as if he was posing like Kate Winslett did in that long ass movie before she killed Leonardo Dicaprio. Yet there was no schmenzer for us to see because it was conveniently tucked between his legs, thus the nickname “Beaver.” And everyone thought it was hilarious because guy’s locker rooms are devoid of morals and decency. This is what Trump meant by locker room talk.

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And is there anything more hypocritical from the criticism coming from the left? I grew up in the 90’s. My President was Bill Clinton. Have you read the Starr Report? It’s like 50 Shades of Grey except a million times nastier. All those things that Trump was overheard saying he likes to do – Bill Clinton actually did those things. Freaky, nasty shit. But the only people that cared were the Christian Coalition and Newt Gingrich. Because as I was told a million times by all my liberal homies, it doesn’t matter what he does in his private life as long as the economy is good.

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And I agree with that. But now all of a sudden these same people are the ones who are acting all offended? Please. Get over yourselves. You don’t care. You didn’t care when Bill Clinton was using his status as American alpha male to stuff cigars inside vulnerable 24 year old interns. You didn’t care that women were lining up with allegations that Bill Clinton grabbed their ass (something that’s actually grabable) or whipped his dong out in front of them. And you certainly don’t care that Trump brags about basically doing the same thing. You know Donald Trump has never actually grabbed anyone by the pussy because it’s a physical impossibility. He was just trying to sound cool and impress this meathead Billy Bush. You’re just pretending to care because you don’t like Donald Trump and you don’t want him to be President. The only one who really cares is Grandma Turtleboy and other people who hated Bill Clinton back in the 90’s. At least she’s consistent. You’re just a fraud.

Meanwhile everyone and their mother is coming out today and saying that Trump groped them. Quite frankly I would probably do the same thing if I had ever had any contact with him in the 90’s. Not sure where these people were last week, or the week before that, or the month before that. But apparently they all just got triggered yesterday and decided to come out en masse with their allegations today. Funny how that works.

I’ll tell you who the big loser was this week – Wikileaks. They’ve been waiting for months to dump these INSANE emails that Hillary and her people have been sending. The stuff Hillary and her people are saying about Latinos and Lena Dunham is pretty wild. But no one knows or cares because when I turn on the news it’s just round the clock coverage of Trump’s post-Pussygate implosion. Dude has completely lost it. It’s fantastic to watch, but at the same time you know it’s just going to end up making Hillary the POTUS. So that sucks.

The bottom line is that you can’t in good conscience pretend to care about what Trump said on that tape and still vote for a woman who not only stood by a guy who did much worse, but shamed and belittled her husband’s victims for political gain.

P.S. The fact that the phrase “grab her by the pussy” is going to be in Turtleboy Jr.’s history textbooks one day is amazing. All we had was “tear down this wall” and “we have nothing to fear but fear itself.”

 

 

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14 Comment(s)
  • Margaret Melican
    October 15, 2016 at 7:50 am

    Stunning that the locker room talk was introduced at the last debate – with Bill Clinton and a line up of his victims sitting in the audience! But I have news for you TB. All the grandmas, who may have had an initial reaction to the locker room report, quickly panned back to 8 years of the six o’clock news for 8 years of Bill Clinton sex escapades. We panned back to the counter attacks of Hillary Clinton calling those women bimbos, whores, liars etc. and the passionate denials of the plain truth. Only to see at at the end, both Clintons had to admit that it was ALL TRUE. Not one apology from Hillary Clinton for the vicious attacks on Bill Clinton’s victims. That’s what the Grandmas come back to. And yes, you can discuss the whole thing with us!

  • Wwy
    October 14, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    Did the kike owned American media ruin another election,I love the Jew York times. How many shekels did it take to sell out America?

  • Chris From Georgia
    October 14, 2016 at 12:31 pm

    The most vile and immoral thing of this election is that Hillary Clinton deleted 33,000 emails AFTER being subpoenaed by Congress and still she is not being indicted.

  • 1776
    October 14, 2016 at 8:54 am

    It’s 2016. Nothing surprises me anymore. Nobody should be preaching about morals because they are null and void. People can pretty much do whatever they want — until it causes a trigger reaction to some snowflake.

    Question: Did Trump actually grab pussy or was it just bragging words??

  • XX Chromosome
    October 14, 2016 at 7:49 am

    Thank you, TB. It’s nice to see things fair and balanced….that’s why I watch FOX News. LOL. All anyone wanted to see is TBS call him a dooshnozzle (see…I’m not offended by that term even though it refers to a feminine hygiene product) for having said something so stupid. I DO support Trump. I would love it if he wouldn’t be so stupid sometimes, but you are right….This was 11 years ago when he had no intention of running for the leader of the free word. Bill Clinton is a dog, but you are spot on when you said that 20 years ago, most liberals took the stand that what he does in his private life is none of our business. Does anyone really think that Bill or JFK didn’t participate in “locker room banter?” Can I recommend a book to your audience? FIRST FAMILIES by Ronald Kessler. Secret Service dishes on the good, the bad, and the ugly of many of the first families. Fun read.

    • Dan0311
      October 14, 2016 at 11:49 am

      Great Point,I.T.,
      Howard Stern is a god to the Left.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 14, 2016 at 7:03 am

    Funny how everyone is acting like they never heard this kind of talk before. Hasn’t anyone ever listened to Howard Stern or been to the movies lately? People need to stop pretending. With Trump, you know what you are getting. Is he a pig? Yes, but we all know that. Hillary acts one way in public, one way in private (but has no recollection of the events), and one way in front of her wealthy Wall Street donors. Her top aids call Hispanics “needy.” I wonder what they call blacks in private. We all know how they feel about Catholics and Christians, yet they seem to favor Muslims. And they are trying to scare us about Trump, like they did with Goldwater. Congress can always impeach him and remove him from office if they find he is unfit for office, and unlike with Clinton’s impeachment, Republicans and Democrats will join forces to remove him, just as they joined forces towards impeaching Nixon before he resigned. Why? Because both parties are scared of Trump. Big money and the Republican establishment are backing Clinton because they want things to continue as they have been so they can keep the power they have.

    When guys are alone, they like to talk crude about women and brag about their sexual conquests. And the ladies are just as bad. The only difference is that guys tend to exaggerate how many women they’ve bedded, while women tend to downplay the number of men they’ve bedded.

  • Over it
    October 13, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    Just because Bill Clinton was a pig it doesn’t excuse Trump. Also, Bill got caught after he was president. He was disgusting too. And from your other article, which is it- you said Hillary stayed with Bill to further her career yet most people are using it against her so how does that work? And I’m not a liberal. I don’t like Hillary, and the fact remains that Trump is a gross no-class pig. At least this Turtle Boy admits it. I would have a lot more respect for the Trump supporters if they could admit to his faults without saying “but Hillary….” They both suck. And Bernie was ridiculous. So now everyone can down vote this because I’m not impressed with any of them.

    • BobnMic
      October 13, 2016 at 11:56 pm

      No down votes actually you made sense. And I know you are not alone.

      • BobnMic's Lonely Penis
        October 14, 2016 at 6:48 am

        I’d like to kick that football straight up your vagina.

  • John Barker
    John B
    October 13, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    TB, Can’t grab a pussy?? You have obviously never been with a plumper!

  • John Barker
    John B
    October 13, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    Hill rigged the Democratic primaries , Who is to say she didn’t find a way to rig the republican primaries? For You sjw’s out there…If Trump wins we can ogle Ivana for four years!!!!

  • Brendan Leary
    October 13, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    I grabbed plenty of girls by the pussy when I was in college. Even fist-raped a few. So the fuck what?

  • Gronkmonster
    October 13, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    About dam time someone said it as the main stream media wont..Hitlerys husband raped women..got a blow jib in the oval office by an oval shapped woman…But hey he said he grabs women buy the pussy burn him!!!

    Country is a freeking joke as the freebie magnets of this world are going to do what ever they have to so Grandma can keep the free train rolling

    Brave of you to even post this TB..Most people who oppose her publicly end up committing suicide by shooting themselves in the back of the head 2 or 3 times..Seems only her enemy’s have this ability to commit suicide this way

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