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Clarence Woods Emerson had a nice run since getting back from suspension on June 13 due to this:
Clarence had not been suspended. He’s got over 11,000 followers and the Live shows he broadcasts are as big as our old Facebook was at its peak.
So of course he got suspended for 30 days today for no reason because Facebook is a joke. I really truly hate Facebook. The new guy to follow is Philip V. Prentiss, who will take Clarence’s place for the next 30 days. Click here to follow him.
These companies are run by idiotic children who have absolutely no fucking clue what they’re doing. And they’re destroying their own product by constantly looking for ways to kick their users off of their platform.
But of course no one goes anywhere because Facebook is a monopoly. It’s a monopoly of news and people. And as a media outlet we have no choice but to go to where the news and the people are. It’s like an abusive relationship.
And to illustrate just how much control Facebook has over people’s brains, we present to you this message from the inbox:
I give up. Not sure what else we can do at this point. It’s crazy that Facebook has done this to people. They’ve literally programmed people to believe that they ARE the Internet. If it does not exist on Facebook then it does not exist at all.
Newsflash – we use Facebook to promote OUR WEBSITE THAT ALREADY EXISTS!! We only do so because that’s where all the people are. When our Facebook pages get taken down or suspended, the website keeps going.
Look, we love you people. But you have to actually start looking at shit on our website. We put up a prompt that appears on every blog we have ever published that lets you click on it and go directly to downloading our app that has existed for months now.
The app is awesome. I only read the blog on the app. It’s faster and less intrusive.
Another one we get a lot is “how can I sign up to get an email notification every time you guys publish a blog?” We got you covered there too…..
It appears on the front page after every 5th blog. It’s also along the right hand side of your computer on every blog we publish. We will not spam your email with bullshit. It’s just a straight up notification that a new hot take is available for consumption.
We’re not mad at you people, we just want you to stop letting social media dickbags control what you read on the Internet. If you’re dependent on Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey allowing us to appear in your News Feed then you’re doing the Internet wrong. They own you. And they suck. Don’t let sucky people own you. Control your own destiny.
Anyway, this is just the reality of the world we’re living in now. Anyone who goes against the allowable PC narrative gets demonetized now by Google, Youtube (owned by Google), Facebook, Twitter, and IG (owned by Facebook). It’s happened to far less controversial people than us (Dave Rubin, Ben Shapiro, Sam Harris). Those guys have turned it around by getting their followers to donate. I enjoy the Rubin Report and the Daily Wire so I make a small monthly contribution to them in the name of free speech. And I do it gladly because I feel like I’m sending a big fuck you to these Orwellian cock smoochers who try to silence them by taking away their ability to make money.
This is the model we have to use. I really hate having a PayPal thing on our site because it reminds me of Internet panhandling. But the reality is that when you tell the truth like we do, there are financial consequences for it. And the only way for you people to help us fight back against them is to donate to the Turtle Fund. You have no idea how grateful we are every time we get a donation. It fuels us to keep going because it reminds us that although Facebook and Twitter might not approve of us, you people do. And you don’t want us to stop fighting. No amount is too big or small.
P.S. I think this calls for new t-shirts. We had a company in Waltham we went through who came up with some good ones last year. If anyone can match their prices we’d be interested. I wanna create a shirt where the Turtleboy is pissing on a Facebook and Twitter symbol. Either that or the Turtleboy with the red line through Facebook and Twitter symbols. If you have any other ideas for gear let us know.