We Started A Change.org Petition To Bring Back Our Facebook Pages Because….Why Not?

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Last year SSTG started a petition on Change.org to have the Dorchester Devil Child arrested for microwaving a turtle. Although the child was not arrested the petition still got over 240,000 signatures, and brought a shitload of traffic to our website. It’s the third most viewed blog in Turtleboy history.

So we got to thinking – what if we made one to get our Facebook page back? We realize that it could be signed by a billion people and it wouldn’t change a thing. But I feel like it could be an avenue we haven’t tried yet to spread awareness about Facebook censorship. We have been suspended for things that no one else has, none of which violate the Facebook terms of service. If it could happen to us then it could happen to anyone, and people should be aware.

That’s why we created this Change.org petition to bring back our Facebook pagesPlease sign it, leave a comment, and share it on social media or email. Send it to as many people as you know. Like I said, I don’t imagine it would fix anything, but it certainly can’t hurt.

Here’s the text of the petition:

Turtleboy Sports is a recognized media outlet out of Massachusetts responsible for uncovering unprecedented amounts of corruption. Because of their stories the four highest ranking members of the Massachusetts State Police had to resign in disgrace: https://www.bostonglobe.com/opinion/editorials/2018/02/28/where-accountability-state-police/IZ0y2DRwGUPs5XNsoGuMoK/story.html

Turtleboy Sports had a Facebook page with over 112,000 follower which was shut down on November 28, 2017 because someone mass reported our profile picture. The image was a Norman Rockwell Thanksgiving painting and was deemed to be sexually violent. Since then the trolls have reported every new page Turtleboy creates, triggering Facebook AI that shuts down the pages. Some things that have gotten pages taken down include a profile picture that says, “Happy New Years,” a picture of a Christmas tree, a post that reads, “peace, love, and happiness to all,” a picture of the American flag, and a Yarmouth Police Dept badge in honor of murdered police officer Sean Gannon. Here are some other examples as reported by Market Watch.

If Turtleboy Sports was posting content that violated Facebook’s terms of service then they should stay down. However, none of the things they’ve been removed for are violations, and 32 pages have been removed in the last 9 months. Facebook advertises itself as a platform where people can discuss political issues, current events, and exchange ideas. But when they censor informative websites like Turtleboy Sports by allowing mobs of trolls to mass report them for sexual violence and hate speech, they are taking that away from innocent people.

Facebook is the public square. Over 68% of Americans use it on a daily basis. It’s where the President makes policy announcements, where the police make announcements about safety issues, and where celebrities and media communicate with followers. Although we understand the need to shut down accounts that promote violence and terrorism, we should all be on guard against censorship of opinions in the public square, regardless of whether or not we disagree with them.

We urge Facebook to restore Turtleboy Sports Facebook original page and all pages created thereafter.

Examples of Investigative work done by Turtleboy Sports can be found here: https://turtleboysports.com/category/turtleboy-investigates/

Some of the many examples of ridiculous things we have been shut down or censored for on Facebook can be found here: https://turtleboysports.com/category/facebook/

12 Comment(s)
  • Dr. Emmet Brown
    August 28, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    There’s going to be a civil war during the election in 2020. Shit is going down for sure.

  • Erin Cashen
    August 28, 2018 at 4:53 pm


  • Hughbo Mont
    August 28, 2018 at 1:46 pm

    You either have be living under a rock or CNN is your only conduit to the real world to not know what FB, Google, etc. are doing today.

    I was reading an AP release today talking about this morning’s tweet by Trump about Google’s censoring of conservative news. The twat who wrote it said Trump offered up no proof. All the twat had to do was take 30 seconds and type in ‘Trump’ to Google and look at the links on the first page. What a lazy twat.

  • barry sotero
    August 28, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Nadia Yenraek is a disgusting jizz guzzler whose ass is so big it should have it’s own zipcode. I’m surprised she took time away from fingering herself to post her worthless thoughts. Fuck you maudernliving you serial shoplifting cunt

    • Nadia Yenraek
      Nadia Yenraek
      August 28, 2018 at 3:18 pm

      What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

      • withheld
        August 28, 2018 at 3:24 pm

        That escalated quickly

      • True Reality Speaks
        Give a Lib a Throat Punch
        August 28, 2018 at 7:58 pm


      • MrSmiley
        August 29, 2018 at 9:32 am

        I can’t believe you took that much time to type all that. Impressive troll.

      • Acid Bath
        August 30, 2018 at 10:45 am

        You fucking tool. Nadia Yenraek”. I’ll take you up on any threat you want to throw at me. Meet me wherever you want and I’ll carve your last post into your back with a screwdriver. If you want some old lady walking her dog to find what’s left of you, keep talking shit. I’m fucking real.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    August 28, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Is there a petition I can sign to keep you off facebook? How about one to keep you off the internet?

    I’d sign those

    • maudernliving
      August 28, 2018 at 1:05 pm

      As would I Nadia.

    • MrSmiley
      August 29, 2018 at 9:29 am

      Aww free speech got you and fraudemaude shook? Waaah

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