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Pro tip – if you’re running a bullshit GoFundMe scam, whatever you do, DO NOT message us and ask us to share it for you. Especially if it’s as bad as this one:
Oh for fuck’s sake. I’m not saying this Diabeetus Dumpling’s kid doesn’t have autism, but from working for Turtleboy for over a year now I’ve noticed that whenever someone is feening for sympathy, they almost always seem to have an autistic child and play that card till it can’t play anymore.
Now according to Fried Ho she’s going to have a heart attack if she can’t reunite with her child, and wants everyone else to pay for a place for her to stay. I got news for you lady – if you have a heart attack it will have nothing to do with missing your kid.
Just sayin.
Once she gets this $2,400 for a place she will magically be able to to pay for the rest of her bills AND care for a child moving forward. Sure, she doesn’t explain why her child is living at “Grams” house, why she can’t live at Grams house, or why she had to leave her home “do to fighting.” But we should probably just give her money anyway because she’s a stranger on the Internet asking for a handout and hiding behind a kid in order to garner sympathy.
Meanwhile this woman likely qualifies for every form of assistance known to mankind. She’s a mother, she lives in Webster, and she claims to be disabled. And if that doesn’t work out, here’s an even crazier idea – get a job and pay your own bills!!
I know, I know, I’m wicked old fashioned. But there used to be a time when people actually earned their own money, took care of themselves, and felt shame begging strangers for cash. She wasn’t trying to hear that though……
As soon as they say, “don’t judge please,” you know you’re dealing with a ratchet. Because the only people who feel the need to say, “dont judge me please,” are people who know that their behavior is so shitty that any reasonable person’s first instinct would be to judge them.
Here’s my question – who told this poor woman that Turtleboy was the place to go to publicize her GoFundMe? Are we being punked here? Because it’s pretty well documented that we’re the anti-GoFundMe scam.
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Not surprised, she’s always been a liar and lazy lol She’s my birth mother, unfortunately, and has always tried to manipulate people along with having a bad temper. If you don’t agree with her she’ll switch from her “nice personality” to her actual nasty self. She lost custody of me when I was an infant, my grammy raised me, and she still wants to act like she’s done nothing wrong. She’s made multiple accounts just to harass me, my friends, and relatives on social media. Some of them were her posing as young women/teens pretending to be my friend to get info about me.
Weird…. she is at McD with a stroller and no baby!
Wanna meet her in person? Shes at McD!
Don”t you live in you parents basement?
Ratchet: “I’m disabled, hurt real bad, can’t work”
Also ratchet: “come say it to my face, I’ll kick your ass!”
I remember a guy who was on permanent disability. He’d spend his days working on his car. Under the hood, on his back under the car, real disabled
The really sad part of this story is that some dude actually fucked her!
Must be some desperate dudes out there
In love again. Twice in one night. What’s a Herman Munster looking, socially awkward, condescending douche to do?
So tired of my tax money going to lazy white people.
Knew you were racist.
So Randall Guy says “he” hates white people, is a former junkie but now has a six-figure job, has a good-looking wife and has two kids that are grown, successful, and moved out of the house…
Son, if you were a black man who made six figures in the first place, we’d already know about you.
Stop lying. You make black people look more pathetic with every word you say.
There was a new disability law passed shortly after Trump became President. You can no longer get Social Security Disability based on what your Dr. said. You now need to go before, and or have your medical records reviewed by 4 State appointed impartial Doctors. That’s why there are so many angry people. It’s a “weeding out” process. I’m not even pro Trump, but it is saving a ton of money. Everyone knows a person on Disability for a “bad back” that does yard work and side jobs. It’s been done away with for the most part.
It’s a new Dept of Labor ruling for LTDI. I didn’t see anything for SSDI or SSI.
If she can stand and use atleast one hand, she can work as a cashier or hostess at a dunks. Mass min wage is $11/hr which is about $22k a year. SSDI is like what, $15k a year? Plus she can qualify for housing vouchers, food stamps, Obama phone, you name it.
She reminds me of the woman who didn’t qualify for disability so she identified as being blind and poured bleach in her eyes and then got every form of disability imaginable.