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Pro tip – if you’re running a bullshit GoFundMe scam, whatever you do, DO NOT message us and ask us to share it for you. Especially if it’s as bad as this one:
Oh for fuck’s sake. I’m not saying this Diabeetus Dumpling’s kid doesn’t have autism, but from working for Turtleboy for over a year now I’ve noticed that whenever someone is feening for sympathy, they almost always seem to have an autistic child and play that card till it can’t play anymore.
Now according to Fried Ho she’s going to have a heart attack if she can’t reunite with her child, and wants everyone else to pay for a place for her to stay. I got news for you lady – if you have a heart attack it will have nothing to do with missing your kid.
Once she gets this $2,400 for a place she will magically be able to to pay for the rest of her bills AND care for a child moving forward. Sure, she doesn’t explain why her child is living at “Grams” house, why she can’t live at Grams house, or why she had to leave her home “do to fighting.” But we should probably just give her money anyway because she’s a stranger on the Internet asking for a handout and hiding behind a kid in order to garner sympathy.
Meanwhile this woman likely qualifies for every form of assistance known to mankind. She’s a mother, she lives in Webster, and she claims to be disabled. And if that doesn’t work out, here’s an even crazier idea – get a job and pay your own bills!!
I know, I know, I’m wicked old fashioned. But there used to be a time when people actually earned their own money, took care of themselves, and felt shame begging strangers for cash. She wasn’t trying to hear that though……
As soon as they say, “don’t judge please,” you know you’re dealing with a ratchet. Because the only people who feel the need to say, “dont judge me please,” are people who know that their behavior is so shitty that any reasonable person’s first instinct would be to judge them.
Here’s my question – who told this poor woman that Turtleboy was the place to go to publicize her GoFundMe? Are we being punked here? Because it’s pretty well documented that we’re the anti-GoFundMe scam.