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So the Webster Police Department shared this photograph that they found on the unfortunately spelled “Your Probably From Worcester If” Facebook page:
I guess it’s from a house somewhere in the Crompton Park neighborhood. What a scumbag right? You gotta be pretty low to steal someone’s gift packages off their doorstep around Christmas. There’s a 99% chance this asshat is a known shitbag by the police, and he’ll be caught in no time. If you know who this dickweed is, you should probably tell the cops. But even if you do know who he is, and don’t plan on putting this slug rake in jail where he belongs, please resist the urge to brag about how you’re keeping it real on the Webster Police’s Facebook page:
LOL. What a genius this guy is. Keeping it real Webstah style!! And lets be honest, this is one of the most Webster people you will ever see:
He might have one of the Worcester Voke-staches of all time, but at least he ain’t no rat!! So some people had their Christmas ruined by his crackhead friend, big deal. Code of the street clearly dictates that he has to side with the scumbag. Sure, he could’ve just kept that piece of information to himself and no one would be the wiser. But when your name is Dimitrie Ducharme from Webstah, you’re pretty much born to be a dooshnozzle. And you are obligated to let the whole world know that you ain’t no rat, because we were all wondering what your street status was. How will they ever find this criminal without Dimitrie’s help? Not like the perp has ever committed a crime before. Looks like the joke is on the poor people from Crompton Park, cuz Dimitrie Dooshnozzle ain’t saying shit!!!
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