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Webster Quarter Pounder With Sleaze Who Claims To Be A Nanny Goes Nuts At McDonald’s After Kids Make Noise In Play Place

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Have you ever been to a McDonald’s play place with your kids? Well you better keep the volume to a minimum if you’re at the one in Webster, or else you risk catching the wrath of a local slamburglar who can’t stomach the sound of children playing:

Those boots:

So Wedbuh it hurts.

Someone asked me how I knew she was from Webster. Ummmm….because Southbridge and Putnam have their own McDonald’s. Duh.

Anyway, looks like someone ordered a Sappy Meal, because this is the most miserable chick I’ve ever seen. I guess this is what happens when you live too long in Webster.

My favorite part was the employees just trying to do their job while the manager attempted to reason with a woman who clearly could not be reasoned with:

That face right there just screams, “I should’ve applied at the McDonald’s in Charlton.”

This is why I could never work in customer service. I simply don’t have it in me not to mock these people directly to their faces.

She also claims to be a nanny. If this is true then Mary Poppin Pills must be the least fun nanny ever. No talking. No games. No laughing. Just shut the hell up and get back in your cage ya stupid kids!!

“I love kids, I just care about kids screaming for no reason.”

Ummmm….you’re at a McDonald’s playplace. That’s what kids do when they get together anywhere, never mind a place that has a ball pit. They scream for absolutely no reason. Then they chase each other around. When Turtleboy Jr. gets together with Turtle Princess and their mates they literally spend hours running around screaming for no apparent reason. Never gets old either. It makes no sense, but it’s the only thing they know how to do and it sure beats having them sit on their iPhones watching,

“Yellow color, yellow color, where are you? Here I am, here I am, how do you do?”

Because if you think this chick is angry, watch what happens if I hear that song one more fucking time!!

500,000,000 views!!! And that stupid fucking video!!! I’m in the wrong line of work.

Anyway, I’m sure this chick has a backstory and we’re interested in hearing it if you know who she is. So email [email protected] God willing she’s got a wide open Facebook page and a collection of Google trophies. Next stop? Chuck E. Cheese. Where she’ll be studying for midterms and telling kids to keep the volume to a minimum.

38 Comment(s)
  • Omfg
    February 22, 2018 at 11:46 am

    She used to dance at Mario’s

  • MAYBE SHE SHOULD SUPER SIZE HER NEXT FIX
    February 2, 2018 at 1:01 am

    Juuuuuust sayin’…

  • Itsjustme
    January 29, 2018 at 7:51 am

    Why is she sitting in the play area when she doesn’t have any kids with her anyway?

  • Carla G
    January 28, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    I hope i hope she come to McDonald tomorow and try to spaz my kidz cuz you dont talk my kidz that way an she dont got kidz so she need to step off or get woke up for bein stoopid cuz kidz like to play an that be fakz so dont give no shit about dat or I light you up bitch my son be playin wit you all kidz bein nice cuz he older but he king of da ball pit he da dog in charge an you kidz jus grimey bitchez

    • concerned for our future
      January 29, 2018 at 11:17 am

      Youre talking like a 7th grade gangsta wannabe, and you have children? Scary.. Please grow up before you reproduce anymore. My 22 month old is more articulate than you are

    • Learn to spell and count
      January 30, 2018 at 9:09 am

      Please learn how to write like a human, not a gettho trash bag

    • STFU
      January 31, 2018 at 12:52 am

      You win today’s prize for sounding like a dumb illiterate bitch.

  • Jasmine
    January 28, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    Why are her leggings so dirty and stretched at the knees so much.This bitch needs to clearly stay off the floor.

  • Carla G
    January 28, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    This bitch aint got no bizness talkin bout tha McDonalds I got 5 kids 2,5,3,15,14,17, an a baby jus turnin two an they all love Happy Meals an the play place all day she dont have kids so why she go there and complain if she dont got kidz she dont no nuthin sometime I babysit an bring them kidz to cuz that what it there for so she need to go away wit her mouth cuz she complain to a manager but dont never say nothin to me my face or I slap the stoopid out her.

    • Hmmmm???
      January 30, 2018 at 9:04 am

      Lol you got five kids? You listed ages of six kids, then added you have a almost two year old. You went from five to seven. I think someone don’t know what they have.

    • Learn to spell and count
      January 30, 2018 at 9:07 am

      I think someone already slapped you “stupid” wow!

  • Hugh Jass
    January 28, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    DeDe and I laugh so hard at TB and his pathetic lawsuit threats — every night over pizza pies and yodels and diet cokes. Then we laugh again about how her SJWs made mincemeat of TB and his dopey readers.

  • Finn
    January 28, 2018 at 6:42 pm

    She could be suffering from buyers remorse *gingerly curtsy* The same thing happened to me when I spent two hours walking around a KMart after reading a sign in the window that said “All Boys Pants Half Off’.

    There were no boys there just moms buying school clothes.

    • Finn
      January 28, 2018 at 6:58 pm

      I even laughed on this one. {swing and a miss}

      The Real Finn

      • Finn
        January 28, 2018 at 7:43 pm

        Nice try but no need for flattery. 🙂

        The real,
        Finn Shady

  • On the other hand
    January 28, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    I’m going to go against the crowd here and just say that some kids are way too loud and their parents never seem to notice or care. They are usually the same shitty kids that bulldoze toddlers, use equipment that they are obviously too old for, and wear their sneakers on the inside playground.

    This chick isn’t getting any sympathy from me only because she’s an adult at a children’s restaurant complaining about children. However anyone with young children knows that there are certain playgrounds that are good, some are hit or miss and some you never go to after noontime when the ratchets start rolling out of bed.

  • ElJefe72
    January 28, 2018 at 6:29 pm

     Is it a requirement for women in Webster to have their hair pulled back up into a bun on top of their head? The complaining woman and the two McDonald’s employees all have the exact same hairstyle. 

  • Hugh Jass
    January 28, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    Fake news again TBS!! I eat at that McDonalds pretty much twice everyday and I’ve never seen her there.

    • Goose
      January 29, 2018 at 12:01 am

      What?

      Are you even trying anymore?

      Your pathetic attempts at trolling used to make me chuckle- albeit at the lack of humor and pertinence, not because your comments are amusing- but now I just have to roll my eyes. Your comments don’t even make any sense anymore. Everyone on here knows who you are, or, at the very least, who you are connected with.

      Go get some sleep, dream about Trump being impeached (La-La land is the only place you’ll ever see it happen, mark my words!), and get back to us. I miss the days where your comments were so vicious and snide that it made the average person realize how disconnected from reality the radical left is. Now, you just come across as someone who is mentally ill and incredibly lonely.

      • Itsjustme
        January 29, 2018 at 7:43 am

        Not lonely, she has “nice white women” money to keep her company.

      • SVU
        January 30, 2018 at 9:00 am

        I think it’s funny how they act like the hate TB so much, yet everyday we can count on them to comment on every blog they write. Love or hate the Turtle but you can’t stay away. Lmfao!! Keep it up. Every page view counts 🙂

    • TortugaNino
      January 29, 2018 at 7:56 am

      you claiming to eat at a McDonalds twice a day is probably the closest thing to a truthful statement you have made here. have a cookie.

  • Drive to another town if you're hungry
    January 28, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Webster Mc Donalds is as grimy as they come. It might not even be a real Mc Donalds, it’s gross but it does a brisk business with the retirees and welfare crowd. Small and cluttered on the inside, the person taking orders coughing into their hand. Stinky BO adults in stained sweat pants. One car load of lepers after the other in the middle of a work day, they have no jobs and just woke-up for their 30 piece mcnugget meal and large shake.

  • They call me Ponch
    January 28, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    That’s a man, baby!

    Or something close.

  • 3 Chainz
    January 28, 2018 at 5:29 pm

    This angry bitch best learn to appreciate other peeples kidz. That’s as close she gonna be to haven any unless she want to be a single baby mama.

  • Insert coins here
    January 28, 2018 at 4:34 pm

    Maybe with that haircut the kids were mistaking her head with the ‘Whack A Mole’ machine??

  • Nail it
    January 28, 2018 at 4:26 pm

    That girl is a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to screw.

  • January 28, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Well, Boston media is finally outing me. Today, I was outed for hating on TB12’s children in his documentary. This is because I would never stick my tiny baster in a queef cave, and therefore, can have no children of my own. Last week I went on a rant against the military. I am such a dainty little waif. Please listen to my nasally nasty semen soaked vocal cords on the airwaves.

    Oh, they call me Reimer the creamer or Reimer the screamer. Toodles!

  • #bleedingears
    January 28, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    F U C K that song! I’d rather listen to Baby Shark on repeat for 48 hours straight! Anyone who has toddlers know the finger and color song, I’d like to stab the fucker in the eye who decided it would be a good idea to record it!

    • Mommy
      January 29, 2018 at 7:17 am

      Baby shark du du du du to do!

      • SVU
        January 30, 2018 at 8:54 am

        I can’t tell you how many times I found myself driving to work after dropping the kids off at daycare, 45 minutes had gone by and I’m still listening to baby shark and kitten kabodool.

  • Flat top
    January 28, 2018 at 3:26 pm

    She’s just pissed at the world because God didn’t give her any tits.

    • Connoisseur of the StinkStar
      January 28, 2018 at 3:50 pm

      Bet her asshole is hairier than Sasquatch’s though

    • whatevuh
      January 28, 2018 at 5:43 pm

      you beat me to it LOL

  • Ramon
    January 28, 2018 at 3:06 pm

    Corey is like a level 500 Paladin. Do not fuck with him.

  • Autistic Turtle
    January 28, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    Six years of mcdoo’s under my belt… of course mine were spent in Townsend (before it’s decline) and not a ratchtacular like Webster. McDonalds started doing away with play places and for very good reason (not to appease junkie stick figures like her) ba da ba ba baaaa

    • Gingy Kid
      January 28, 2018 at 7:54 pm

      Townsend McDs used to be so good.

  • Hmmm??
    January 28, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    Can’t even tell what she is saying.

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