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Webster Slugpumps Going Outside To Record Tornado Is The Most Webduh Thing You Will Ever Hear And Is Actually The Makeover Webster Desperately Needed

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So a tornado touched down in Webster yesterday, and honestly I’m having trouble figuring out which ones are the before and after pictures…..

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And just like that the hopes and dreams of Webster would’ve been crushed. If only they existed in the first place. Let’s be honest – it’s basically the makeover the town has needed since Webster officially became Webduh.

The craziest part about this is how the tornado literally went through Webster, and stopped exactly at the town line in Dudley:

It’s almost poetic. Even mother nature respects the French River. Also, it’s OK to make light of this because no one died and this is why Kaplansky invented insurance.

Oh, and this is homemade tornado video is the most Webduh thing you will ever see…..

Weduh Bro: “Dude we gotta get in the fucking basement.”

Webduh Ho: “No, I wanna watch.”

Weduh Bro: “Bro, no dude.”

Webduh Ho: “It’s fine.”

Weduh Bro: “It’s fucking not fine dude.”

Webduh Ho: “I was in a tornado!!”

If Dorothy lived in Webster the Wizard of Oz would’ve been one gigantic fentanyl trip. Toto would be a pit bull, the scarecrow would get his GED, the Tin Man would pawn himself for OC’s, the cowardly lion would run around yelling “World Star,” and the whole thing would’ve ended with Auntie Em selling her food stamps on Facebook.

10 Comment(s)
  • Lily White
    August 6, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    “If Dorothy lived in Webster the Wizard of Oz would’ve been one gigantic fentanyl trip. Toto would be a pit bull, the scarecrow would get his GED, the Tin Man would pawn himself for OC’s, the cowardly lion would run around yelling “World Star,” and the whole thing would’ve ended with Auntie Em selling her food stamps on Facebook.”

    ^^ Best turtle-quote of 2018 so far.^^ –LOL FANTASTIC!

  • juror seven esq.
    August 6, 2018 at 5:47 pm

    Didn’t have to tell me it was Webster, as soon as I saw the video I knew. It’s understood that no one from Webduh would know enough to take and hold the phone so the video will record in landscape and not portrait.

  • JJ
    August 6, 2018 at 4:38 pm

    Correction:
    Tin Man would “scrap metal” himself… Cause that’s going up thanks Trump

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    August 6, 2018 at 10:13 am

    There was a tornado in Webster?

  • Whinycunt
    August 6, 2018 at 10:05 am

    To bad the tornadoe didn’t hit greenfield. That would have been some natural selection there.

  • Todd Packer
    August 6, 2018 at 9:56 am

    Good luck with getting any rebuilding done. Webster’s officials will slow it to a crawl. The Building Department tells business owners that they need permits for everything, they even want an electrical permit for changing light bulbs!

  • Whinycunt
    August 6, 2018 at 8:55 am

    I can smell the insurance fraud from Westminster.
    Good opportunity to clean it up though.

  • Pulitzer Prize
    August 6, 2018 at 6:17 am

    sad and true, but that’s some funny shit there TBS

    “If Dorothy lived in Webster the Wizard of Oz would’ve been one gigantic fentanyl trip. Toto would be a pit bull, the scarecrow would get his GED, the Tin Man would pawn himself for OC’s, the cowardly lion would run around yelling “World Star,” and the whole thing would’ve ended with Auntie Em selling her food stamps on Facebook.”

  • The Vorlon
    August 6, 2018 at 3:22 am

    Should have gotten a Darwin award.

  • SMH
    August 6, 2018 at 1:42 am

    Law of nature that tornadoes hit shitholes like trailer parks and … Webster. I hope owners can get disaster relief loans, FEMA support, taxpayer paid Motel 8 rooms etc. while Webster rebuilds! Maybe some nice condos with granite counter tops and stainless steel appliances.

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