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Well Dressed Panhandler Writes On Facebook That He’s Angry Turtleboy Doesn’t Want Him Panhandling Because He’s Addicted To Pot

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Any time we write about panhandlers we always hear from the PC, butthurt, “you’re being mean” patrol. The fact of that matter is that this is America, and Turtleboy has zero sympathy for anyone who is too lazy to get off their ass and get a job. Plus, it makes your city look like complete dog shit when the first thing you see when you get into town is some dooshnozzle with a cardboard sign begging you for change.

Anyway, we came across this Facebook post from a panhandler today (yes, panhandlers in Worcester are struggling so much that they have iPhones):


That’s when it hit Turtleboy. We recognized this face from a mile away:


He’s the well dressed panhandler we wrote about a couple weeks ago:

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Yup, that’s him. Mr. “work boots aren’t for working” himself. Guess he doesn’t like getting called out for being a bum. Never, ever though I’d see the day when a panhandler read an article about them on Turtleboy Sports. Ya know, because supposedly they’re really poor, and naturally you would assume someone in such dire straights wouldn’t be able to afford a cell phone plan that includes data.

Don’t get me wrong, Turtleboy is a big softie, and seeing stuff like this kind of tugs on the heartstrings


But at the same time, what’s stopping him from getting a job? What’s stopping him from getting an apartment? Oh yea, he’d rather just whine about and bitch about how everyone’s being unfair to him. That’s the American way. Oh yea, and somehow he owned a blue ray player:

12752279_164271920619486_745909807_o Priorities people. Priorities.

Oh yea, and he’s obviously excited about Tracy Novick’s lawsuit which allows him to continue standing in Lincoln Square all day:

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And in America people like Mikey Lobo get free healthcare:

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Glad to see he appreciates it.

Oh yea, and he doesn’t just post about how unfair the world is. He’s that guy on your Facebook roster who constantly posts stuff like this:

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We all have a few.

Here’s the thing, if you’re addicted to heroin, that’s one thing. Heroin scares the shit out me because I’ve seen what it does to normal, functioning members of society. People will choose heroin over their own children. It’s insane. So I’m not gonna shit on someone who is addicted to heroin, because I really feel like it’s a disease. But this guy isn’t a junkie. He’s addicted to pot:

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Weed? This is what you’re addicted to? Weed??? Hey genius, if you’re addicted to weed you don’t need help. You just need to stop smoking so much weed and get your ass a job.

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And he’s got a great idea for drug prevention:

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Yup, because DARE worked out so well for the Mikey Lobo generation.

Oh yea, and he wants custody of his son, which sounds like a great idea:

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Too bad he is refusing to pay child support:

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So all that money you idiots are giving to him at Lincoln Square – that’s going to get a new pair of Timberland’s, instead of going to a small child who needs it. But yea, Turtleboy is the bad guy.

This guy also likes to set up shop in this one little area which is quickly becoming a junkie haven – the underpass near the corner of Temple and Green Street. Every time you drive by there now you’re guaranteed to see a collection of signs, trash, booze, and other panhandling collectibles. Mikey even posted this video last week of a bum fight:


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This is what Joe Petty’s Worcester looks like.

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But by far the weirdest part about this guy is who is supporting for President. If I was this guy, I’m all over Bernie Sanders. Because 90% of Bernie supporters are two steps from being Mikey Lobo. Turns out I was wrong:

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Yea, build that wall baby!!! Keep out all those Mexicans who don’t wanna work!!! We have way too many abled bodied white Americans as it is. Can’t saturate the sign guy market. I got bad news though Mikey, Trump already said that Mexico is building the wall, so now job for you. Not that you’d take it anyway. But just for the record, you are exactly the kind of person that has directly led to Trump’s popularity.

Anyway, this is why we can’t stand the panhandlers. If they’re heroin addicts then we are allowing the public to fund their habits and send them to an early grave. If they’re not heroin addicts then they’re just lazy bums who would rather post on Facebook about how unfair the world is then get off their ass and get a job. And they’re still better dressed than Turtleboy.


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25 Comment(s)
  • fuck turtleboysports
    February 16, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    Hey turtle you cum dumpster faggit what’s that your a goober gobbling dooshnozl you should go fuck yourself and we fucking hate you your a joke you are the homo who went to South didn’t someone throw you in the dumpster once lol go fuck yourself

    • Jstella
      February 19, 2016 at 7:17 am

      You hate him so much to take the time to read him, seethe, then post. Moron

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    February 15, 2016 at 2:19 am

    This problem isn’t only on the side of the streets – people like him have been leeching off of the mental health system for years. And the thing that I always find the most interesting is that it’s always the ones like him – no illness, no addiction, just a shitty attitude, that complain the most when they are abusing the system – the hospital food sucks, the bed isn’t comfortable, they can’t smoke cigarettes, there aren’t enough TV’s, snacks, etc. If you have nothing, and have the balls to leech off of the system, then please stop complaining that things aren’t good enough when they are handed to you FOR FREE.
    Apparently, as ironic as it is, beggars (quite literally) can be choosers, it just sucks that they have to take from someone else in the process. Keep exposing these losers, and let’s make sure that more people know exactly what goes on with their “charity”.

  • kittykicker
    February 15, 2016 at 12:56 am

    Hopefully not! They should not have to begin with. He has posts dating back to 2012. So he wants us to believe that in 4 years, a seemingly healthy, or at least not physically impaired adult man cannot get a job in that amount of time…? Instead of spending all this wasted energy on harassing taxpayers for their hard-earned money as they drive to and from their JOBS, maybe Michael can start applying for a job for himself. Or at least start at a temp agency. Not very difficult! Wait, too much self-respect? Maybe it would even be possible to receive visitation with his child. Which in my opinion should be his only focus right now!! Use that as motivation…that’s what a normal parent would strive for! Not complaining and blaming everyone else except himself on Facebook.

    • Harry
      February 15, 2016 at 7:49 pm

      TJ Maxx on Goddard Drive. Three shifts. Always hiring. On a bus route. No English required.

      • JayC
        February 15, 2016 at 9:56 pm

        Walmart? Target? Any grocery store stocking shelves overnight?He could work the graveyard shift and sleep all day but for a good reason. Having worked two and three jobs to get ahead and every shift imaginable, it drives me insane seeing able bodied people being lazy non-contributors. Time to put your big boy pants on and grow the f-up buddy.

  • Justice
    February 15, 2016 at 12:25 am

    Get a paying job, Mikey. Nobody is going to give you shit now that your a local “celebrity.” Keep posting.

  • Mike
    February 14, 2016 at 9:14 pm

    Dont blame the panhandlers. If the dumb fucks would stop giving them money they would be a non issue.

    • anonn
      February 14, 2016 at 10:33 pm

      Next thing you know, he’ll be complaining about buying an $1800 dog from a reputed puppy mill and it got distemper from being out on the cold streets.

    • Ted
      February 15, 2016 at 9:58 am

      Seriously folks. Take that buck or two and drive down to the veterans shelter or St. Johns church on Temple St. Ring the bell and hand it to them. Or stick a small check on the mail with a memo line noting St Francis Soup Kitchen. That way your good hearted act wont be the dollar that bought their LAST, FATAL HIT, it will go towards feeding or housing them. Every city agency provides for these folks, but no agency gives out alcohol or drugs, THATS why they are panhandling.

  • kittykicker
    February 14, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    And on that note, they’re probably taking home (no pun intended) more money tax-free than most of us working schmucks!! Disgusting!! What ever happened to having a little bit of pride in oneself? Getting food stamps from the state; free soup from Temple Street; and money for your blue ray players, cell phones w/ data plan, weed, crack, heroin, booze or any other recreational delicacies you enjoy daily…not too bad!!

    • Harry
      February 15, 2016 at 7:47 pm

      Great country , huh Kitty? That’s why 47% don’t work. We’re the fools pulling the wagon, clowns like this are IN the wagon.

    • JayC
      February 15, 2016 at 10:09 pm

      For someone that takes from the working stiffs who are paying taxes, he enjoys the best tax bracket out of any of us, the 0% bracket, so all of his money is actually his money. In a high traffic area it wouldn’t take much to make $500-$1000 a week divided up by each day is about $72-$143 a day. At the end of the year that’s good money if Uncle Sam doesn’t take his share.

  • Jan Guilbert
    February 14, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    I am not at all surprised that Mikey Lobo is a Trump supporter. Also, Mexico isn’t going to build a wall just because Trump wants them too.

    • juror seven
      February 14, 2016 at 9:04 pm

      Trump will have the wall built by America, BUT Mexico will pay for it by seeing increased tariffs on good coming into this country, the USA, from Mexico.

    • Fillet O Fish
      February 15, 2016 at 8:58 am

      Wrong. The US is building the wall, Mexico is going to PAY for it. They are not going to write us a check, its going to come out of the BILLIONS of Aid the US sends to corrupt Mexico.

  • Jake from state farm
    February 14, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    Because while your out there not looking for a job your out there for 14 hours panhandling. Sorry

  • kittykicker
    February 14, 2016 at 7:26 pm

    Is this real life?? We have a lazy, worthless, able-bodied adult male panhandler complaining on Facebook about how he’s addicted to weed! Facebook?? I watched the zombie migration of our “poor” homeless community (most of whom are there by their foolish choices) doing the walk-of-shame up Franklin Street from the soup kitchen last week. What a disaster! How more are not run over each and every day is a miracle!

    I think it’s only fair that Michael should get visitation for his child. Is he serious? He can expose the poor kid to the world of a drug-dependent Worcester homeless person. And he can teach the young impressionable child what it is like to beg for money, rather than work for money. Now that’s parenting! How and why people still contribute to these bottom-feeders is beyond me!

  • mbronzo
    February 14, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    Fuck this guy too! Get a job.

  • Pickles
    February 14, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    Heroin addiction is about as much of a disease as obesity. It’s called making terrible choices, not a disease. Cancer, is a disease.

  • David Viscetto
    February 14, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    Mikey lobo is a piece of shit its k2 and crack hima and his girl both recieve checks, foods stamps and looks pretty comfy indoors, ive panhandled before but for a very short while and i pulled my shit together and got out of the mess. He rarely goes to soup kitchens check out the st francis xavier center every morning lmfao what a dirt bag keep it up turtleboy.

    • Turtle Educator
      February 14, 2016 at 6:31 pm

      fyi: he was banned from st francis xavier center.

      • Harry
        February 15, 2016 at 7:43 pm

        That’s low.

  • Anonymous
    February 14, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    Mikey lobo is not supporting a pot habit it’s a crack habit. He is a hipacrite won’t work yet we can’t help those in need. He was given an apartment out of town and saying he’s homeless. By his choice. He has collected food stamps but always so them on chandler st to support his habit. Don’t let his sob story fool you. He can work but why work when the city supports his crack habit.

    • BobnMic
      February 15, 2016 at 1:20 am

      The panhandling and disorderly conduct issues in Worcester have been going on for some time now with no results. The City of Worcester, along with the Worcester Police Department, had developed an ordinance to curtail, not abolish the practice but to refine or segment the madness to side walks only and not to impede.

      Meaning in terms of safety; No Island or in the street solicitation. One local politician objected to that by the likes of Tracy Novick among others and the decision to allow this annoying behavior was upheld. So here we have every major intersection in and out of Worcester lased with fucking bums begging for money.

      Wow, if I was a business looking to set up shop in Worcester I would sure be pumped! NOT!!!!!!

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