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West Warwick Zima Dumpster Complains About Drunk Drivers On New Years Eve, Forgets Posting Last Month Video In Car With Drunk Driver 

 

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This is Ariana Deus from West Warwick.

She was really upset last night after seeing so many drunk drivers on the road, especially since one of them almost drove her off the highway.

“There is absolutely no excuse to drink and drive.”

Totally agree. Great advice to live by. Which makes this video Ariana posted of her and her friend Rich McNeil on Thanksgiving so awkward.

Ariana: “It’s Ari, and it’s Rich. Rich is peeing, I don’t know where he is in this sequence. Rich where are you?

Rich: “I’m over here drunk as fugly.”

Ariana: “Alright Rich is drunk as fugly.”

Rich: “Did you see the chain? Ariana told me to pop it.”

Ariana: “I told Rich to pop his chain tonight. So Rich is drunk. Rich drove us home.”

Rich: “I’m sober!! I just peed, I’m sober.”

Ariana: “Rich is full of shit. What did you just pee out all the fucking sobriety?”

Rich: “I peed out my love for Ariana.”

Definitely a wicked smart thing to do to post a video of your friend confessing to a crime, and then a month later, in quite possibly the most tone deaf move in the history of the Internet, lecture other people about drinking and driving. Starting the New Year off on Turtleboy is a bold move, let’s see if it pays off for Ariana and Rich! What a Deushbag!

 

 

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31 Comment(s)
  • MeanStreetMugg3l
    January 3, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    If these gerbils are getting out of control I have a snake that could take care of that. Looks like he’s had plenty of snakes in their too. The Noah Arc of assholes some would say.

    • Noah but he’s not allowed on my arc
      January 3, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      The gerbils went in 2 by 2 just like the dicks

  • 3way participant
    January 3, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    I banged both there buttholes the other night after the video was taken and I can tell you no gerbils came out, only thing was her puss smelled like mothballs

  • only straight guy in Northampton
    January 2, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Totally false video, if you scroll to the pics where the 98 lb boyfriend and she are posing, all I spy is Coors Light, there is absolutely NO way you can get hammered on that watered down, swill tasting Colorado Elk Dick filtered wanna be beer. And obviously Rich McNeil was drinking the Boones farm wine also in the same tub, given the “special” hearts in his Glamour Shots and his Walmart purchased faux gold chain.. Only conclusion here is Ariana Deus hasn’t really had a real man yet and is still boning needledick, pube chinned, sand in the face Atlas comic book guy.. Hey Rich! women pee, men piss, oh wait…maybe your vagina was too numb from your girl freind giving you a 25 minute handy to keep it up after all the foo-foo wine…

  • Colin Meloy
    January 2, 2020 at 12:59 pm

    Good evening, white guys who weigh less than their girlfriends!

  • R Lee Ermey
    January 2, 2020 at 8:05 am

    Too bad she’s so trashy and retarded. I’d love to throw it in her and mush it around a little.

    • only straight guy in Northampton
      January 2, 2020 at 6:19 pm

      banging that would be like trying to punch smoke…

  • adam spliff
    January 1, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    My neighbor spent all yesterday posting the same shit.

    The same neighbor who drives around shitfaced everyday kids and wife in tow.

    Would.

  • Ghost Cowboy
    January 1, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Ghost Cowboy took it up the ass all of 2019, Ghost Cowboy continues to take it in the ass in 2020!

    • Lance Bolt
      January 1, 2020 at 6:51 pm

      I’m there!

  • Industrializer
    January 1, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    She’s cute, a bit too much tanning salon activity, I would hit it tho.

  • The cincinatti bowtie
    January 1, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    speaking of deuces is any chest space available?

    • Friend of Bill Clinton
      January 1, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      I’m thinking she is a prime candidate for a
      Arkansas Christmas Cookie….

  • *
    January 1, 2020 at 2:19 pm

    Posting videos wasted while driving and hanging around someone who’s got a starter beard and a gold chain outside his shirt like it’s still 1992… Somebody, please take her under their wing before she goes too far and blows her chance at a normal life.

  • Lee Ho
    January 1, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Another sanctimonious twat, verbally sodomizing herself.

    Boyfriend looks Gay.

    • Hugh Mungous
      January 1, 2020 at 1:14 pm

      Looks gay ! When ya twist his pistol grip ears gerbils shoot out his ass like a Gatling Gun

      • Richard Gere
        January 1, 2020 at 2:11 pm

        I resent that

      • Mr.Slave
        January 1, 2020 at 5:52 pm

        He is a total gerbil bank.
        Jesus Christ

  • Photo Mixup?
    January 1, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    Are you sure these two women are one and the same? I’m not. The quite attractive woman in the second photo holding the drink with the lime on the side doesn’t really resemble the woman in the other photos. The attractive woman’s hair is brown, other’s is black. The lower lips are completely different. Send these photos to the TB facial recognition section for recalculation.

  • Captain Trips
    January 1, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    Not bad…not bad…I’d give her the ‘Deus’!

    Fake name, address, employment, and burner phone first of course….

    • Startled Pancake
      January 1, 2020 at 12:53 pm

      One in the Pink, Two in the Stink

  • Judge dread
    January 1, 2020 at 12:35 pm

    I don’t understand how the minds of idiots work. These ratchets post shit wide open to the whole internet. This why I don’t use social media. If I have cool pics or whatever to send, I’ll send it encrypted over signal to an individual.

    They are so fucking stupid and do not realize posting this shit has consequences- like being 2020 TBS famous.

  • Judge dread
    January 1, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Looks like the type who will leave a snail trail of slime every time she leg humps a dude at the strip climb. If I went to strip clubs I would be pissed when she ruined my Diesel jeans.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      January 1, 2020 at 12:52 pm

      I’ve graduated to 7 for All Mankind jeans.

      I like how they make my dick look.

  • WeRFucked
    January 1, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    WOULD! And I’d seriously drive it home.. drunk or not.
    Her FacePage shows her in a bikini about to motorboat a chunky girl!
    FAP material for those of us who are ultra lonely in our mom’s basement.

    • Mister FapMiser
      January 1, 2020 at 1:28 pm

      Link please!

      I got some fappin’ catchin’ up to do.

    • AngryWhiteDad
      January 2, 2020 at 9:23 am

      Good call. Thanks for the heads up, WEAREFUCKED. Definitely need some new material.

      Sadly, I’ve grown tired of that hot girl with the perfect ass and chimp on her arm from the other day. She didn’t even respond to my friend request. Black privilege at its finest, and her ass is still on my mind.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 1, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    I fucked that ugly whore a few months back. Her clam smelled like she wipes back to front if you know what I mean

    • Startled Pancake
      January 1, 2020 at 12:46 pm

      Yeah, I do.

      Ever get a brawd’s panties down, only to take a whiff and say “You better put your pants back on.”

      It’s happened to me, unfortunately.

      • Frankie Sinatra
        January 1, 2020 at 2:13 pm

        Broad. The word is broad. Get it right fella

        • Startled Pancake
          January 1, 2020 at 8:03 pm

          You’re gonna have to spend a LOT moar time online b4 u school me.

          I recommend starting at TB, then you can graduate to reddit, then graduate studies at 4chan.

          Get crackin’, kidz.

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