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The following is what happens when Springfield moves to Westfield.

Masslive: A reputed gang member recovering from lung surgery allegedly threatened to shoot a woman for smoking cigarettes in his presence last week. Raekwon D. McLeod, 22, pulled a loaded 9mm pistol from his sweatpants and pointed it at his girlfriend’s mother during a cigarette-related dispute in Westfield on Oct. 15, according to the arrest report.

“Are you going to let him point his gun at your mother?” a relative allegedly asked McLeod’s girlfriend during the confrontation, which took place in an apartment about 100 feet from the Westfield police station.

Just when I thought I’d seen it all, a gangsta rapper who has no tolerance for smoking. Self defense yo!! Second hand smoke be killing bitches!

When McLeod walked from the room, his girlfriend’s mother walked to the police station and reported the alleged threat; minutes later, several officers arrested McLeod in an upstairs bedroom, and found a loaded 9mm Sig Sauer pistol in an open drawer, the report said. At a prosecutor’s request, McLeod was held for a dangerousness hearing and later released without cash bail with several conditions, including staying away from the victim and witnesses and surrendering all weapons and his license to carry a firearm.

So let me get this straight. Not only is this deep fried hoodbooger a health conscious gangsta rapper, he’s also got a LTC? Now I’ve really seen it all.

You know things are going well for your rap career when you’re living in a section 8 shithole with your baby momma, her momma, and “several other adults and young children.” It’s like a Japanese internment barracks. Anyone who’s down on their luck – cousins, uncles, stray junkies – they can all live in this dinky little apartment together in Westfield.

After returning from the hospital, McLeod allegedly used his handgun to discourage smoking in the apartment. “He threatened to shoot anyone he caught smoking,” a witness told police. When officers arrived at the apartment, McLeod said he had a license to carry the pistol and said they could find it his bedroom drawer. The gun – which had a round in the chamber and nine more in the magazine – had no trigger lock and was not secured, the report said.

“It was laying loaded in the open dresser drawer … easily accessible to any child or adult within the residence,” a police officer wrote in the report.

Following the arrest, Westfield police filed a report of alleged child abuse or neglect with the state Department of Children and Families.

If my boyfriend pulled a gun on my mom, that would probably be the end of the relationship. Lucky for Coochee Stain his baby mama Nina is one down ass bitch.

“Razor is Daddy.” 

Razor of course is his rapper name. He’s “infamous.”

When she’s not trying to get him to remove Coochee Stain’s legally registered gun from her mother’s dome piece, she’s usually on Facebook promoting his music.

She even takes part in some of the videos, where he pretends to point a gun at her head.

That right there is a Springfield courtship if I’ve ever seen one.

He has the distinction of being the first rapper to shoot a video at MGM Springfield.

And by that he means, “I put on my new Jordan’s and skinny jeans, and my ho showed up with the Obamaphone and took some pictures of me in front of the golden lion.”

Other videos include, “Special time with the homies in flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, smoking blunts outside of the DTA office.”

You would think the arrest would help his street cred and maybe get a couple more views on YouTube, but instead him and his PR flak/baby mama have gone the “dindu nuffin” and/or “dats racist” route.

I get it now. It’s racist because he made a rap video about racist police. Obviously the cops couldn’t be having that so they framed him by forcing his baby mama’s mother to make up a lie about him pointing a loaded gun at her head for smoking a cigarette near him.

Turns out the Westfield Police are just targetting him because he’s an “important rapper.”

After all, he WAS the first to shoot a video outside of the MGM in Springfield.

According to baby mama, Masslive is “wilding” with that fake news because Westfield is a racist city.

They both also claim that proof of dindu nuffin stems from the fact that he was released without bail.

Newsflash – they didn’t release you without bail because you’re innocent. They released you without bail because the judge got their job from a magical freedom fairy known as “Deval Patrick.” Plus, they had to get you out of there for election day. It’s hard to vote for Elizabeth Warren from behind bars.

They’re evidently upset with friends and family sharing the Masslive story of his arrest, rather than his high quality music videos.

And since Westfield is so racist they plan on moving to a new section 8 shanty in…….

Northampton of course! Please, please, please, move to Northampton. It would be a match made in ratchet heaven. Watch how quick those virtue signaling, granola eating, woke wypipo who claim to care about the plight of black people, call the cops on you the next time you point a loaded gun at someone’s head because they were smoking near you. I’ll have the popcorn ready for that one.