Westfield State Gender And Ethnic Studies Professors Are Directing Staff In Faculty Emails To Tell Students Turtleboy Is A Racist Liar

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The social justice warriors from Westfield State who have been treating unfounded claims of racial incidents as indisputable truths are very upset at Turtleboy for being the lone media outlet to question these unbelievable tall tales, which all seem to involve the same student – Kiara Dade. And the faculty at WSU is NOT happy about it. Here’s some internal emails they’ve been sending to the entire faculty, talking about what to do about the “Turtleboy problem.” The subject is literally, “Classic conversations/Turtleboy Sports Blog.”

The first email comes from Erin Judge, who of course teaches “Ethnic and Gender Studies,” something she’s an expert in as a white woman from Middlefield.

Here’s what the demographics of Middlefield look like:

As of the census^[1] of 2000, there were 542 people, 213 households, and 161 families residing in the town. The population density was 22.4 people per square mile (8.7/km²). There were 263 housing units at an average density of 10.9 per square mile (4.2/km²). The racial makeup of the town was 98.89% White, 0.18% African American, 0.18% Native American, 0.18% from other races, and 0.55% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.55% of the population.

A grand total of 542 people live in Middlefield, and 0.18% of them are black. So that means the grand total of black people in all of Middlefield is…………

One.

They have one black person.

And a woman who has chosen to isolate herself in the whitest town possible, is not only teaching classes in ethnic studies, she’s gonna lecture other people about who is and isn’t a racist:

“The blog is infamous for spewing racist/sexist/homophobic hate.” 

Fact – Most of our bloggers are female, and roughly 54% of turtle riders are women, which would make it hard for us to be sexist.

Fact – Turtleboy loves the gays, and we are on record as being 100% pro-scissoring.

Fact – We’ve had an offer on the table for years now – show us one racist thing we’ve ever published and we will shut the blog down forever. No one’s taken us up on the offer. It’s almost as if out of the thousands of blogs we have published, there isn’t a single one that contains anything that could be considered racist.

“I did have a student ask me about the blog this morning and I cautioned her against believing anything that was said there. The blog is not in any way a credible source.”

Just for that she should have her teaching license pulled for eternity. Hey Erin, you’re a pretty piss poor “judge” of credibility. Ya know who thinks we’re pretty credible? The Washington Post. It’s why they credited us with exposing corruption and coverups involving government officials and higher ups in the state police. Read all about it here. Your students came to you and wanted to know if there was any truth to the belief that these hate crimes might be hoaxes. Instead of telling them that there isn’t any proof that validates either side, you told her we were fake news. For that alone you should never, ever teach again.

This is what we’re dealing with:

White guilt is literally oozing out of her pores.

Of course it’s easier for people like her to make signs that involve meaningless rhymes than it is to, ya know, have people of color in your immediate social circles:

These people all love diversity and people of color. They just don’t wanna be friends with them or live in their neighborhoods. It’s almost like they’re completely full of shit.

In Erin’s class she apparently sticks to brainwashing her kids about how prevalent racism has always been at Westfield. She would know since she seems to have graduated from there just a couple of years ago:

Instead of waiting for the facts to come out, considering the high volume of proven hate crime hoaxes going on all across college campuses, she did the adult thing and fed into the hysteria:

If you recall those racial slurs written on random white boards contained many grammatical and spelling errors. Almost as if it was by design. Ya know, because racists are generally stupid people, so it would be more authentic if a racist couldn’t spell. And it worked hook, line, and sinker on Erin Judge:

But despite the fear of racist bogeyman on campus, Erin still didn’t think it was a good idea to have extra police presence, because as a good white person she thinks that black people are allergic to the police:

“Increased policing is not goof for people of color.”

That might be the most ignorant thing I’ve ever read, and it’s scary that she teaches. Facts matter, and the most dangerous thing statistically for black people are other black people. A black man in America has a better chance of being killed by bees or lightning than he does a cop. In places like Baltimore where police stepped down their proactive policing after Freddie Grey, black people started getting killed by other black people in record numbers. The data doesn’t lie – no one protects black lives better than police. If black lives truly do matter, then people like Erin would be begging for more police. But as you know, she’s a racist white woman from Middlefield, so at the end of the day she could give a shit less about black people.

Feeding into false narratives is generally what this woman, whose salary is paid for by the taxpayers, seems to do for a living:

Another email about Turtleboy was sent to the faculty from Suzanna Adams, who works in the counseling center:

She’s evidently not happy that people on Westfield Community forum page are discussing a Turtleboy blog about…….Westfield. And she’s cracked the case about who Turtleboy is:

Uhoh, no one has ever found that Spanky McFarlane opinion column before!! Nancy Drew herself!!

Evidently this thread began when Assistant Professor of Theater Eric Parness brought up concerns that people were disrupting their narrative:

Oh look, a Theater teacher. Taking money from kids who are too stupid and naive to know that a theater degree is about as useful as being valedictorian at the Salter School.

Anyway, the school President literally put out a $5,000 reward for whoever can name the perpetrator. Hey Prez, you can PayPal us because we figured out who it was a few days ago:

The pitcher of Tang who always seems to find herself right in the middle of all these “hate crimes.”