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Here’s something you don’t see on sale in yard sale pages every day…..
Oh. My. God.
It’s like a Turtleboy wet dream. A wildeyeast infection named “Amanda Amanda” selling Newport 100’s, which you can buy for $10 a pack, for $10. Because why go to the store when you can drive up I-93 to buy them from this glorious south shore product:
This is the greatest post these turtle eyes have ever seen.
She lives in Boston but you’ll never guess where this crotch nectar came from……
Weymouth. Because…..of course Weymouth.
Apparently Amanda squared was not aware that it’s against the law to sell cigarettes online in Massachusetts. People assumed it was a joke, but it turns out it was all too real:
I can smell the Newport 100’s from Pembroke!
Then the jokes began…..
And they kept coming
And coming…..
Finally poor Amanda Amanda realized that this business venture was not going as planned, so she abandoned ship.
Lesson learned baby girl!! Although I think the real crime here was the fact that you were charging $10 for secondhand cigarettes that people had to drive to Southie to pick up. I’m not even gonna ask how a twatsicle like yourself acquires two different brands of cigarettes that she doesn’t have any intention of smoking. But I’m sure you have a perfectly good explanation for that as well. If you wanna tell us more about it we are all ears. I know Uncle Turtleboy and Gupta Patel are looking to having a guest on Turtleboy Live Saturday night. Hit us up on the Facebook machine if you’re interested!
21 Comment(s)
Why do the jews who run turtle boy sports like to try and humiliate the goyim? Dont the jews who run turtleboy have anything better to do with their time?
Call Saul.
Does it really cost $10 for a pack of cigarettes? I’ve seen signs in NH that they cost, depending on the brand and store, anywhere from $5-$7 but have never seen $10. Is the tax higher in MA?
If they are so expensive, my simple math tells me, even just one pack a day would cost $70 a week. How do so many people on welfare afford them?
Also, aren’t those yard sale sites a place where you get a deal? Why would she think someone would pay the same they could pay at their corner store?
Those EBT cards don’t fill themselves…..
I’ve seen people use EBT to pay for the food and then whip out 5 twenties for a carton of cigs. In today’s world, if I said something I’d be the jerkoff…
“I’ve made my mistakes, but I’m making up for them every day.”
Translation: “I am a junkbox in the early stages of “turning my life around.” I have a tenuous grasp on sobriety, but will undoubtedly be hitting the fetty again very soon. The system is supporting my child(ren), and DCF is a regular part of our lives. Today, being the 15th, my EBT card gets a recharge, so I’ll be set for a couple of days, and won’t need to sell bootleg smokes that were jacked from Quick Stop while the cashier was texting her bae.”
Just. Fucking. Die.
A ginger woman worth a wanking.
Thank you.
(holds head in hands) They are multiplying like rabbits
Ginger woman, flipping the bird and selling cigarettes on social media, no further questions your honor.
BTW I have a half gallon of ice cream for $3.50 and 2 rolls of toilet paper still in wrapper for $1.40 each or $2.50 for both, I’m waiting for your call, making the bank now! She should just do a cam-show from her section 8 apartment and make a few dollars eating pussies and buttholes and sucking cocks.
Damn, we still pay $5.50-$6 per pack, once it hits $7 I will quit this time(I said it at $5) smoking sucks, but whatever this shit in them is its harder to quit now than it was in the 90s.
It’s not illegal to sell if you have a liscence . Also who cares. Turtleboy s stories are going downhill!
Yes, tell us all about how one person who doesn’t own a store goes about getting a license to sell cigarettes on the street or social media.
You fucking imbecile. You say shit like that and you can’t even spell license.
Drown yourself.
“Drown yourself.” Fucking GOLD!
I literally LOL’d at that.
1 pack from the guy whose tube steak au jus she gargled.
2 packs from the guy going poundtown on her stinkstar.
She doesn’t need the negativity. I bet her whole life is negativity.
When I first saw the picture I thought Inspector Gadget went the transgender route.
That’s quite the chin.
Must really need a fix.
Selling cigarettes on the Internet and a real classy picture of herself flipping the bird.
Everything a guy looks for in lady.
Jesus! You guys are have to pay $10 for a pack of smokes?
They say the Habsburg chin comes from inbreeding. Weymouth snot shizzle trash
I would not smoke dat – not even for free