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Weymouth Wildeyeast Infection Doesn’t Realize Selling Newport 100’s And Marlboros For Full Price On Facebook Yard Sale Pages Is Against The Law 

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Here’s something you don’t see on sale in yard sale pages every day…..

Oh. My. God.

It’s like a Turtleboy wet dream. A wildeyeast infection named “Amanda Amanda” selling Newport 100’s, which you can buy for $10 a pack, for $10. Because why go to the store when you can drive up I-93 to buy them from this glorious south shore product:

This is the greatest post these turtle eyes have ever seen.

She lives in Boston but you’ll never guess where this crotch nectar came from……

Weymouth. Because…..of course Weymouth.

Apparently Amanda squared was not aware that it’s against the law to sell cigarettes online in Massachusetts. People assumed it was a joke, but it turns out it was all too real:

I can smell the Newport 100’s from Pembroke!

Then the jokes began…..

And they kept coming

And coming…..

Finally poor Amanda Amanda realized that this business venture was not going as planned, so she abandoned ship.

Lesson learned baby girl!! Although I think the real crime here was the fact that you were charging $10 for secondhand cigarettes that people had to drive to Southie to pick up. I’m not even gonna ask how a twatsicle like yourself acquires two different brands of cigarettes that she doesn’t have any intention of smoking. But I’m sure you have a perfectly good explanation for that as well. If you wanna tell us more about it we are all ears. I know Uncle Turtleboy and Gupta Patel are looking to having a guest on Turtleboy Live Saturday night. Hit us up on the Facebook machine if you’re interested!

21 Comment(s)
  • reggie
    February 16, 2018 at 12:13 am

    Why do the jews who run turtle boy sports like to try and humiliate the goyim? Dont the jews who run turtleboy have anything better to do with their time?

  • Saul T. Ballz
    February 15, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    Call Saul.

  • itsjustme
    I was to know...
    February 15, 2018 at 9:49 am

    Does it really cost $10 for a pack of cigarettes? I’ve seen signs in NH that they cost, depending on the brand and store, anywhere from $5-$7 but have never seen $10. Is the tax higher in MA?
    If they are so expensive, my simple math tells me, even just one pack a day would cost $70 a week. How do so many people on welfare afford them?
    Also, aren’t those yard sale sites a place where you get a deal? Why would she think someone would pay the same they could pay at their corner store?

    • JoeMomma
      February 15, 2018 at 11:31 am

      Those EBT cards don’t fill themselves…..

      • Hughbo Mont
        February 15, 2018 at 1:31 pm

        I’ve seen people use EBT to pay for the food and then whip out 5 twenties for a carton of cigs. In today’s world, if I said something I’d be the jerkoff…

  • Well, No Shit
    February 15, 2018 at 6:46 am

    “I’ve made my mistakes, but I’m making up for them every day.”

    Translation: “I am a junkbox in the early stages of “turning my life around.” I have a tenuous grasp on sobriety, but will undoubtedly be hitting the fetty again very soon. The system is supporting my child(ren), and DCF is a regular part of our lives. Today, being the 15th, my EBT card gets a recharge, so I’ll be set for a couple of days, and won’t need to sell bootleg smokes that were jacked from Quick Stop while the cashier was texting her bae.”

    Just. Fucking. Die. 

  • pound town
    February 15, 2018 at 5:54 am

    A ginger woman worth a wanking.

    • Let me up, I've had enough
      February 16, 2018 at 12:44 pm

      Thank you.

  • procreate
    February 15, 2018 at 5:49 am

    (holds head in hands) They are multiplying like rabbits

  • adult with mind of a child
    February 15, 2018 at 5:47 am

    Ginger woman, flipping the bird and selling cigarettes on social media, no further questions your honor.

    BTW I have a half gallon of ice cream for $3.50 and 2 rolls of toilet paper still in wrapper for $1.40 each or $2.50 for both, I’m waiting for your call, making the bank now! She should just do a cam-show from her section 8 apartment and make a few dollars eating pussies and buttholes and sucking cocks.

  • msheadkracker
    February 15, 2018 at 12:19 am

    Damn, we still pay $5.50-$6 per pack, once it hits $7 I will quit this time(I said it at $5) smoking sucks, but whatever this shit in them is its harder to quit now than it was in the 90s. 

  • Usetobegoodnowtrash
    February 14, 2018 at 11:50 pm

    It’s not illegal to sell if you have a liscence . Also who cares. Turtleboy s stories are going downhill!

    • Screw PC
      February 15, 2018 at 11:59 am

      Yes, tell us all about how one person who doesn’t own a store goes about getting a license to sell cigarettes on the street or social media.

      You fucking imbecile. You say shit like that and you can’t even spell license.

      Drown yourself.

      • Well, No Shit
        February 15, 2018 at 12:21 pm

        “Drown yourself.” Fucking GOLD!

        I literally LOL’d at that. 

  • The price has been set...
    February 14, 2018 at 11:37 pm

    1 pack from the guy whose tube steak au jus she gargled.
    2 packs from the guy going poundtown on her stinkstar.

  • BFV
    February 14, 2018 at 11:28 pm

    She doesn’t need the negativity. I bet her whole life is negativity.

  • Chip Striker
    February 14, 2018 at 11:03 pm

    When I first saw the picture I thought Inspector Gadget went the transgender route.

    That’s quite the chin.

  • Chip Striker
    February 14, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    Must really need a fix.

    Selling cigarettes on the Internet and a real classy picture of herself flipping the bird.

    Everything a guy looks for in lady.

  • Lisa
    February 14, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    Jesus! You guys are have to pay $10 for a pack of smokes?

  • Robin Shlang
    February 14, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    They say the Habsburg chin comes from inbreeding. Weymouth snot shizzle trash

  • vicxh
    February 14, 2018 at 10:33 pm

    I would not smoke dat – not even for free

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