What Kind Of Savage Does This? Anyone Who Drives On Park Ave At Rush Hour Should Be Banished To Colrain

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This Turtleboy was driving down Pleasant Street in Worcester, because I’ll basically do anything to avoid the abortion of a light at the intersection of Park Ave and Chandler Street, especially during rush hour on a Friday. Then this happened:


And it needs to be addressed. Anyone who drives on Park Ave during rush hour should be hung their toes and have tomatoes thrown at them. There is simply no excuse for it. Ever. Like, if you saw this gigantic line of morons going nowhere, and you thought yourself, “I’m gonna jump in that clusterfuck” then just go ahead and kill yourself now. Is your sense of direction that useless that you can’t figure out how to maneuver the side streets? I can get all the way from Webster Square to WPI without touching Park Ave once. It’s a city. There are side streets EVERYWHERE that run parallel with Park Ave. Florence to Dewey Street. Use it.


If you haven’t figured out how they work yet then you have no business driving in the city. Move to Colrain or some place God awful place filled with dumb people where traffic will never, ever be an issue.

Oh yea, and the dingbat in the red car and in the white CRV should be castrated. No questions asked. Their crimes are unforgivable. They are savages. If you see that the light is green, you don’t have permission to go through it unless you are guaranteed safe passage ALL THE WAY THROUGH to the other side. Period. When you know the next light that all these idiots are stuck at is the Chandler Street/Park Ave light, then you know that those people aren’t moving for a while. Don’t get in the way of the civilized people who are trying to drive down Pleasant Street.

For more reading on how to get around Worcester here’s the Top 15 Cut Through Streets (which apparently the pictures have disappeared from):

Worcester’s Top 15 Cut Through Streets For 2015

And the Top 16 worst traffic lights:

Top 16 Worst Traffic Lights In Worcester


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27 Comment(s)
  • October 27, 2016 at 6:07 am

    You’ve got remarkable information right

  • Stu Pidazzo
    September 10, 2016 at 12:32 pm

    The intersection blockers are likely the same dipshits that will do the speed limit in the left lane on the interstate. KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS.

    • BobnMic go away
      September 10, 2016 at 3:56 pm

      Or the ones that cut you off to get in the center lane even though there is no car in sight in the right hand lane. Then they do 60 when the speed limit is 65 and most everybody is doing 70-75.

  • Respectfully Disagree
    September 10, 2016 at 11:25 am

    I’m going to have to ahead and disagree with you there. I don’t think advising people to use side streets is sage advice. I’ve lived on the same side street for years, and back, say 20 years ago, there was hardly any traffic on my street. People didn’t drive down it unless they had reason to. Now everyone and their uncle is using it as a cut-through. The increase in traffic in the past few years is crazy. I’m actually considering moving because of this. It’s not as quiet as it once was.

    • Stu Pidazzo
      September 10, 2016 at 8:41 pm

      Total NIMBY response. God forbid people drive on “your” street. But seriously, I know it sucks, but its going to happen when the main arteries are overloaded. As long as they are driving safely, there’s nothing you can do to stop it.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    September 10, 2016 at 10:37 am

    Welcome to driving in Worcester. The yellow light now means take your time so you can drive through the red light.

    Blocking the intersection is irrelevant.

    All pick-ups should keep their plow blades on year round to clear intersections;.

  • Independent Thinker
    September 10, 2016 at 7:20 am

    I always stay back from the intersection when there is traffic. It is important to keep it open, not only to help traffic flow, but to keep it open for emergency vehicles.

    What usually happens is some moron behind me, on a cell phone, starts honking their horn and waving their hands at me while saying, WTF!

  • BobnMic
    September 10, 2016 at 7:18 am

    The traffic in Worcester is nothing compared to what I have to deal with at my vacation home in Bora Bora! Fiesty what ever happened to the nights when we would chat until the wee hours of the morning? We would laugh, love and talk about our future together and hooking up. I would send you cool computer roses like this one —–,’@ and you said you loved me. Then ProfM got all jealous of all the attention you were getting and drove a wedge between us. Let’s bring the magic back, I still love you because you were my favorite internet girlfriend. Hugz and kissez xoxoxox :O

    • BobnMic go away
      September 10, 2016 at 10:22 am

      Impersonating BobnMic is lower than the real BobnMic! Just leave, you’re not funny or clever of whatever else that ran through your head and gave you a chubby when you wrote your post.

  • BobnMic
    September 9, 2016 at 11:10 pm

    I’ve always found the quickest way to negotiate Park Ave on a busy day is to purchase a Peel P50 then proceed travel via sidewalk. Just beep at those stupid sidewalk pedestrians and they’ll move.

    • BobnMic go away
      September 10, 2016 at 6:38 am


  • MommaH
    September 9, 2016 at 10:59 pm

    I know every side street to take to avoid this shit and I know what the timetable to take the side streets. You definetly get thru the traffic much quicker. Lord knows nobody likes sitting in traffic, but that doesn’t give you the right to block intersections. I always think about the emergency vehicles that have to get through this shit. I wouldn’t want to be the reason why someone dies because some idiot caused this kind of cluster. The time table is between 2 pm and 7 pm…I give an hour adjustment either way. I have learned this from bringing my kids around the city almost everyday after school.

  • Jay
    September 9, 2016 at 9:54 pm

    I always take Park Ave. The side streets are full of potholes, stop signs and parked cars you can’t see past. The trick is just to never use the left lane.

  • Reddog
    September 9, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    You can’t teach common sense.

    • BobnMic
      September 10, 2016 at 2:37 am

      You also can’t reason with unreasonable…

      • BobnMic
        September 10, 2016 at 4:19 am

        Well you asked for it there FiestyIdiot sweety cakes what can I say. I asked you to take it down with the other one from You Tube and you wanted me to beg. That’ll never ever happen you sadistic Goth motherfucker. So let’s roll it.

        For those that think that I’m the bad guy with this whole Fiesty thing – check our little princesses video if you have not already seen it. It sums up her crazy insane thought process. A regular Sherlock Holmes she is – he he he. And I am not comfortable with people picking on the weak but she is not that just a plain fucking Goth asshole. Check it out. Enjoy:

        • BobnMic
          September 10, 2016 at 4:50 am

          Side note FiestyFuckFace. Greg is currently knowing what you have been doing and is currently fucking very pissed off (as I would be if I were him) and wants answers and I knew you’d bring it to this (and I tried to stop you but noooo) so I am just helping that poor dude along by showing him and his family that you are trying to ruin how, where and when this whole thing evolved. I fucking hope he goes after you legally so bad and buries you – you fucking loser. Cruel. Very cruel. I never met anyone so fucking cruel.

          • BobnMic go away
            September 10, 2016 at 6:24 am

            Christ on a crutch! STFU!

          • BobnMic go away
            September 10, 2016 at 6:36 am

            Also, if by some slim chance you aren’t Greg, you are the one that Greg should be pissed at for basically impersonating him. But that is not the case. We don’t GAF what you have to say about anything. GO AWAY!

          • BobnMic
            September 10, 2016 at 7:14 pm

            Video gone. That’s what happens when a guilty party gets busted. They, if possible, destroy incriminating evidence. Happens everyday. Doesn’t matter. Fiesty is fucked either way for degrading this family. I knew they’d catch on sooner than later and I tried to warn Fiesty. No sympathy for a sociopath.

            Greg, if you are reading this – this is someone you know. She knows a lot about you and I bet it won’t be hard to figure it out. Best of luck. BobnMic.

        • Stephen spielberg
          September 10, 2016 at 3:21 pm

          Dam video says private. Why don’t you make like ET and go home.

          • BobnMic go away
            September 10, 2016 at 3:50 pm

            Video was there this morning. I enjoyed it.

  • Tudor turtle
    September 9, 2016 at 8:42 pm

    Thank a panhandler for this “cluster fuck”.

    • Jake from Statefarm
      September 11, 2016 at 5:59 am

      Although I can’t stand panhandlers because they do cause disruption and some a holes push the “walk” button which builds traffic …… The people that block the intersection are simply self absorbed self centered jerks. Another pet peeve, don’t you hate when you go out of your way to let someone pull out or go , then the jerk doesn’t even give a wave or acknowledgment to you ….. Again self centered unappreciative jerks amongst us

  • Hugh Jassol
    September 9, 2016 at 8:17 pm

    I remember visiting NYC years ago. Signs everywhere said “Don’t Block the Box”.

    Stopping in the intersection like that red car is a ticketable offense down there.

    • JoeMomma
      September 9, 2016 at 8:27 pm

      Ticket and points on the old insurance….and they enforce it big time.

    • Worc Taxpayer
      September 11, 2016 at 2:10 pm

      Here too!

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