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When Did Britain Become A Country Of Pussies?

When Did Britain Become A Country Of Pussies?

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SourceBRITISH security services have comes across nearly 23,000 people during their counter-terrorism investigations with authorities now working to find out who was behind last night’s attack in London. Three men ran over pedestrians on London Bridge before going on a stabbing spree in Borough Market that left seven people dead and injured 48 others. Last month the security services said these tens of thousands of people were subjects of interest as it emerged that UK authorities were holding 500 probes into 3,000 individuals. In addition, authorities believe that 400 Isis-trained fighters have returned to Britain from Iraq and Syria and could pose a similar threat to that of Manchester bomber Salman Abedi. Abedi fought during the civil war in Libya that eventually ended in the overthrow of dictator Muammar Gaddafi but became attached to an armed Islamist group. On May 22 he detonated a suicide bomb after a concert by Ariana Grande at Manchester Arena that resulted in the deaths of 22 fans and injuries to 116 others.

https://twitter.com/HarmlessYardDog/status/871428695910739971

Oh look, another terror attack in Britain. But…….they had a vigil to show solidarity after a terrorist killed 22 women and children in Manchester. I don’t get how this could ever happen after that. Didn’t the terrorists get the message? We’re united!! We’re strong!! Why do you keep attacking us when you know we’ll fight back with more vigils?

So I guess this is how it played out when this shitstain returned from his summer camp training program in Libya:

Customs agent: What the purpose of your visit to Libya? 

Terrorist: Did a little training with friends in ISIS. 

Customs agent: Welcome home mate!

I don’t care if you’re a republican or a democrat, if you think this is normal then something is seriously wrong with you. It seems kind of common sense that if you go to train with ISIS, you’re not allowed back in the country. Ever. This isn’t difficult to grasp. It’s not radical. It’s not partisan. It’s just common sense.

Oh, and this is the official policy of the London Police:

Since when did Britain become France? This is so French it hurts. The Brits were the one country on that continent that “never surrendered.” Remember this guy?

You’ve changed man!! Ya know what American cops tell you to do to protect yourself? Apply for your LTC. In Britain they tell you to run and hide. Classic. At least this guy did it right:

https://twitter.com/LEAFSFAN202/status/871449721801510913

This pint cost 13 pounds. No way he’s giving that up because of some shitbag terrorist.

All I know is this was tweeted out by the Mayor of London the day before the most recent terrorist attacks:

Climate change is basically the same level of a threat as terrorism in Britain right now. People actually believe this. I’m not even doubting that climate change is real. But no matter how strongly you believe in climate change, how the fuck can ANYONE say that it’s one of the biggest risks to humanity RIGHT NOW?? Seriously, you’re living in a country that literally allows people to go train with ISIS, come back home, and radicalize more people. And the number one thing on their mind is the fact that Polar Bears are running out of ice chunks to take naps on. Insane.

All I know is, SJWs are all worked up about Trump right now because he pulled out the Paris climate agreement. They’re whining that countries like Germany, France, and Britain, once our strongest allies, no longer respect us. And I guess my response to that is…..who gives a shit? Those countries seem to routinely get attacked by terrorists. They’re obviously run by morons. This is a continent that has lit itself on fire three times during the 20th century, and America put out the fire each and every time. Victory in World War 1, victory in World War 2, the Marshall Plan, the Berlin Airlift, the creation of NATO – we did that. Stupid alliance systems, national borders that made no sense, appeasement, the Versailles Treaty, shitty borders – they did that. But yea, they’ve earned the right to lecture us about anything. Definitely.

P.S. Luckily for the victims of terrorist attacks Katy Perry has their back:

https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/871474780028846080

Can’t make this shit up.

 

 

 

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28 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    June 6, 2017 at 12:36 am

    The guy on the right never put his pint of brew down while fleeing. Pretty impressive if you want to find some solace in all of this…

  • FatFingr Lou
    June 5, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    The old London mob would have fixed things. Pick your poison.

  • Mr. T
    June 5, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    TB, I agree with you on the global warming bullshit. The mayor of London belongs to the same club as John Kerry, Elizabeth Warren & Ed Markey. Assholes All. Even though the Brit police are telling people to run & hide, BBC news did have some stories about a few local shopkeepers, tourists & restaurant patrons that took to fighting back a couple of those scumbags with bottles, wood crates and even a skateboard and helped save some lives. Everyone in the world needs to fight against the common enemy threatening all innocent people.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    June 5, 2017 at 11:39 am

    I kind of wonder about one thing: If Ariana Grande had been an actual victim at her concert, would everyone in this world have changed their minds about islamic terrorism?

  • BritsArePussies
    June 5, 2017 at 9:32 am

    Hopefully Britons wake up and start to take a renewed interest in participating in sports like golf, cricket, or baseball, and carry their club/bat around with them at all times. After all, they never know when they might strike up an impromptu game with some of their fellow mates, right?

    Or, they could all take up a renewed interest in farming and carry their scythes and billhooks around too, just in case a fellow mate needs some gardening help.

    Obviously the British “commoner” is going to have to learn to become a boy scout… and like all good boy scouts… adopt the motto… “Be Prepared”… because he obviously can’t rely on the political class to get their heads out of their asses and address root cause of the problem.

  • Puzzled
    June 5, 2017 at 7:47 am

    The British tortured the Irish for centuries but are perfectly willing to put up with this? I’m honestly SHOCKED that they can’t get this under control. They used to be the most vicious people out there.

    • Practical
      June 5, 2017 at 7:58 am

      Churchill certainly has some dark spots on his record:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bengal_famine_of_1943

      But, still, as a wartime leader, you can’t really say much against him on that level. BUT, the people voted him out of office before the war with Japan was over, so that’s got to tell you something.

      Way to bash the rest of Europe. Hell, Poland gave them quite a bloody nose. It was a few miles of water that saved Britain in the Summer of 1940. That Dunkirk film is going to make that quite clear.

  • Beige Caulk
    June 5, 2017 at 7:23 am

    All this does is re-affirm Trump’s travel ban.

    Has any figured out the brilliance in his decision making so far?

    Travel Ban
    Supreme Court nominee
    Paris Accord
    Firing Comey

  • Independent Thinker
    June 5, 2017 at 6:38 am

    That happens when you stop standing up for your beliefs out of fear of offending someone or some group. That is why Trump is our President. A lot of us just got fed up with the direction the country was taking under the “leadership” of the two Bushes, the Clintons, and Obama.

  • Tngsucks
    June 5, 2017 at 5:28 am

    And this is why drivers licenses should not be handed out like candy to illegal immigrants. No guns were used in this massacre or the last one. Just because a terrorist chooses a gun it is far from his only option. This world really is going to shit.

  • UK citizen
    June 5, 2017 at 4:50 am

    Country of pussies because we don’t have guns?
    2016 US: 6469 deaths from gun violence, 283 children aged 0-11 killed or injured.
    In the UK, deaths from gun violence are steady at around 50-60 a year.
    The US has roughly 6 times the population of the UK, and more than 100x the deaths by gun violence.
    Imagine if the three jihadis, after getting out of the van, pulled out guns and started shooting.
    We haven’t outlawed guns because we’re pussies. We’ve outlawed them because we consider the 15 school shootings the US had in 2016 too high a price.
    (Also, what should the official police advice be? Run towards the nutter with a knife and maybe a bomb?)

    • US Citizen
      June 5, 2017 at 5:03 am

      the majority of gun deaths in the US are suicides.

      • Johnny5
        June 5, 2017 at 1:37 pm

        That is not true.

        • KimberlyS
          KJDS
          June 5, 2017 at 3:11 pm

          If you remove Chicago from the equation, yes it is.

      • UK citizen
        June 5, 2017 at 2:52 pm

        The figure is for gun violence.
        In 2014, gun suicides totalled 21,334.
        I still don’t understand how not enabling an easy suicide method makes us pussies…

  • Anonymous
    June 4, 2017 at 11:17 pm

    When will people wake up and realize that’s why there shouldn’t be gun laws? If I’m a terrorist, I’d obviously rather go into an area where there’s a populace that owns no guns.

  • SJWHater101
    June 4, 2017 at 11:16 pm

    Yee shall reap what yee shall sow…..go figure there’s terrorist attacks! These assholes will stop at NOTHING to kill the “infidels”, and nutjob SJWs are running around worried more about climate change! Europe is so fucked right now. Only country with a brain is Poland, as they have a strict no-migrants policy, and no terrorist attacks as a result!

    • Truthful
      June 4, 2017 at 11:25 pm

      You still hating on those SJW’s?? So tell me how SJWhater would fix things over there in the U.K. .I know what the first step would be, Get rid of all those damn SJW’s! But, What would the next steps be???…

      • Jesus is a Jew
        June 7, 2017 at 11:56 pm

        The next step would be to round up and kill all Muslims.

        Jesus

  • Troubled Nostrils
    June 4, 2017 at 10:40 pm

    Jesus Terrorist Killin’ Christ – this is a great blog! Seriously – you nailed it! The entire Western world should’ve adjusted their global anti-Islamic terrorism strategy following 9/11 (or even earlier), but nooooo, limp-wristed political correctness won the day. How many more innocent people worldwide must be killed by Islamists before the Western leaders fully wake up?

    • Tentpiglet
      June 5, 2017 at 9:16 am

      Western leaders will not wake up until members of their family are the ones who start to die.

      A harsh reality, but truth is, they do not care about you or I, the “common people”.

  • MrSmiley
    June 4, 2017 at 10:34 pm

    Katy Perry and the other lefty liberal whackadoos talk about no borders, coexistence etc from their hilltop compounds with more armed security than small countries.. Bullets always speak louder than words when it comes to extremists… The elitists need to fuck off.

  • Fed up
    June 4, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Turtle boy everything you just said is so perfect. This column should be read by everyone.

  • June 4, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    I’m pretty sure they became a bunch of pussies when they banned guns … even from the regular police force to show how much better than the rest of the world they were …

  • Turd Burglestein
    June 4, 2017 at 9:01 pm

    They’re hopelessly fucked. Their cops ran from the guys with knives because they had no guns. No.Fucking.Guns.

    • Truthful
      June 4, 2017 at 11:15 pm

      Didn’t happen, Fits the narrative though!

    • Glad I Don't Live in Wimpy UK
      June 5, 2017 at 2:01 am

      Logically I understand only a small amount of Muslims from other countries
      and refugees are bad–but that small group can cause a hell lot of damage.
      My family wanted to go to the U.K. this summer for vacation-I said no
      freaking way. I have family there and they say these people–middle eastern
      speaking people–are everywhere and act strangely around Britons.
      No way am I getting blown up by these freaks.
      I don’t even like Trump at all but hey, at least he tells it like it is with these people.

      • Anon.
        June 5, 2017 at 11:48 am

        Exactly.

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