• White Hipsters Protest Alongside Junior Hoodrat Road Pancakes With Stolen OFO Bikes Because Arresting Kids For Swerving Into Moving Cars Is Racist



    White Hipsters Protest Alongside Junior Hoodrat Road Pancakes With Stolen OFO Bikes Because Arresting Kids For Swerving Into Moving Cars Is Racist

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    The yellow ofo bike sharing program continues to be one of the biggest abortions in Worcester’s history of failed abortions….

    During a talk held at Forest Grove Middle School — the first of a number of talks Worcester police are giving at schools across the city — one student asked what the penalty was for swerving. 

    “It’s not about arrests,” Principal Kareem Tatum responded. “You could die.”

    Just hours after that first talk was held, Worcester police received reports of three males swerving in the Elm Garage on 20 Pearl St. Officers were told that the youths were wearing masks and harassing drivers as they tried to leave the garage. When police arrived, they saw two teens on yellow ofo bikes. The bikes are part of a bike-share program in Worcester and can be rented by anyone with a credit card for just $1 per hour. Police said one of the boys was 15 years old, and the other 13. The older teen was carrying a white mask. 

    The officers asked the teens why they were in the garage, which is clearly marked with “No Trespassing” and “No Loitering” signs. The teens could not provide an adequate answer, police said. The teens were placed under arrest and searched. Police said they discovered a double-edged knife in the backpack of the 15-year-old. He was charged with carrying a dangerous weapon. The officers also asked the teens how they acquired the ofo bikes. They stated that they located them on the street and were somehow able to ride them without paying rent money. 

    Police have confiscated the bikes and will hold onto them until ofo representatives come to retrieve them. 

    Just a reminder that this was what the bike sharing program was supposed to look like according to the idiots making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to pretend that Worcester is undergoing a “renaissance”:

    And this is what it really looks like:

    They told us that this wouldn’t happen because you needed to download an app and use a credit card to ride one of these bikes. Yet the junior hoodrats interviewed by Masslive said they did neither of those things:

    “They stated that they located them on the street and were somehow able to ride them without paying rent money. “

    They told us that this wasn’t costing the taxpayers anything since it was a privately run business. Yet the police department is basically becoming a warehouse for this billion dollar company and our tax dollars are going towards safeguarding their poorly thought out business idea:

    “Police have confiscated the bikes and will hold onto them until ofo representatives come to retrieve them.”

    We live in a city where the police don’t have the resources to fingerprint stolen cars. And now we’re asking the cops to confiscate these bikes and wait for ofo people to come and get them at headquarters.

    Like I said, I can’t wait until one of these shitheads gets turned into a junior hoodbooger pancake when they realize at the last second that swerving sometimes doesn’t work out the way you planned. And I’m glad to see the cops are not fucking around and are putting these morons in handcuffs.

    But apparently this be racist:

    Organized by local cyclists who said they fear that a recent police crackdown on “swerving” riders who weave in and out of traffic is criminalizing behavior that disproportionately affects youths of color, the rally sought to highlight the virtues of cycling and a sense of community that gives youths a much-needed outlet. Organizer Ian Jackson said he often participates in large group rides with mostly white cyclists and said they’re almost never approached by the police.

    But Friday night, many of the youths said they don’t want to cause any trouble, and felt like they were being unfairly targeted. Along with several other young riders, 11-year-old Devonair Butler rolled up to the rally on one of the bright-yellow ofo bike-share bikes. He said his own bike was stolen. He said he tries to ride every day. Many of the youths at the rally said they were members of the “Bike Life” group.

    Oh look, the Turtlegram and Gazette isn’t reporting the whole story. Shocking. They forgot to mention those kids who were just arrested for riding bikes into traffic. They forgot to mention all the smashed up bikes around the city, and the fact that kids who don’t own credit cards are somehow riding these yellow bikes around in packs. It’s almost like Turtleboy is the only media outlet that actually reports real news.

    Newsflash – the police don’t “criminalize” behavior. Certain behaviors are against the law. The cops are paid to enforce these laws and arrest criminals who break them. When you ride your bike directly into oncoming traffic you have criminalized yourself and deserve to be arrested, regardless of color. But just to be clear, here’s a screenshot from the rally yesterday:

    Oh look, a bunch of white kids. Turns out they ride bikes too. Or ask people in a whiter town like Weymouth, which is also having incidents involving swerving, if it’s racist to have a problem with this nonsense.

    Watch Fox 25 News’ coverage of this protest:

    They’re literally protesting that the cops are arresting kids who are trying to drive their bikes directly into cars driving on public roads. This is a bad thing. Apparently we should just let kids do this, because that would be good for both the kids and the drivers. Junior hoodrat speedbumps.

    The best part about that video was all the kids riding around on ofo bikes that they clearly did not pay to use:

    Then you got these white hippies trying to prove that they’re one of the “good ones” by standing up for brown children who are trying to kill themselves along with innocent drivers:

    The skinner looking dude with the maple syrup mustache is Ian Jaxson, one of the organizers of the rally. According to him the cops are racist because they’re only enforcing laws that black kids violate:

    It’s true. White kids are allowed to swerve directly into oncoming traffic. Brown kids aren’t. This is “structural racism.” Ian read about it on the Huffington Post one time and discussed it with his white friends at an organic coffee shop while sipping on a $6 latte. Must be true.

    Then you had this guy:

    This grown man was there to protest alongside suicidal children’s right to drive into oncoming cars because “they’re just showing off.” He’s also one of the good ones, because he’s chosen to take up a cause that affects children of color.

    This kid put it best:

    “Regardless what the cops say everyone’s still gonna do it. You can put us in jail and take our bikes away, we’re still gonna – well I don’t do it – but they’re still gonna do it.”

    Bless your heart young man. No matter how many time the cops arrest you for breaking the law you’re gonna keep doing it anyway. Well, not you. Someone you know. This kid’s a model citizen.

    Anyway, this is a joke, and Worcester’s leadership is a joke. If you believe the hype then vote for Joe Petty and the rest of the prize patrol on Tuesday. If you’re smart and can see through all the bullshit then vote the Turtleboy ticket –

    Mayor: Konnie Lukes

    Councilor at large: Mike Gaffney, Gary Rosen, Konnie Lukes

    D3 Councilor: Davis Assare

    D4 Councilor: Coreen Gaffney

    D5 Councilor: Paul Franco

    School Committee: Everyone except Dante Comparetto.

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    Discussion

    1. Sloppy


      Saying that police disproportionately target people of color for doing wheelies in the middle of oncoming traffic on stolen bicycles is like saying Chris Hansen disproportionately targets 54-year old mustachioed van-driving men in sweat pants for trying to pound 14-year old home-alone girls they met on the Internet.
      And excellent reporting, Turtleboy.

      1. Worcester Thugs Ride


        If one of these nasty mini-thugs got hit and killed, their 99%-of-the-time
        non-existent parents would crawl out from their section-8’s and sue
        whoever hit them, and would blame the police for not stopping this behavior.
        And of course, they’ll say it’s all because the kid was black.
        The brat that got arrested was 15, carries a weapon and already has a rap sheet.
        We all know the type of person he’ll be when he’s 20-if he lives that long.

    2. Ricardo


      There is no way that this lady, Party Waren Kebber, is a real fucking person. Her views on her twitter page are asinine. Please do a story on her if she isn’t a made up magical troll created by SJW’s finest.

      1. Long timer


        Welcome to turtleboy! You’re going to like it here

      2. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


        You vote Democrat, don’t you?

        1. Smartypants


          Definitely a Trump voter….MAGA!!!!

          1. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


            So original. Typical bass ackwards lemming.

      3. Hughbo Mont


        ??? New here? LOL

      4. Mr. Leahy


        The most recent 100 bikes have 3 speeds AND a basket in the front. They have only been out 2 weeks and most of the ones in the photos have the basket. They know the new 3 speed bikes are better and I wouldn’t be surprised if they all get stolen:

        Bike share company ofo places 100 brand new bikes in Worcester that can now tackle city’s hills

        Updated Oct 25; Posted Oct 25

    3. Fitzy


      I might get a plow for my truck this year. Plus if it snows I can use it on my driveway

      1. Justice for All


        Ha ha ha ha ha haaaa….Fitzy.

    4. Hanginpossum


      I’m way more annoyed by the spandex clad betas chitchatting away in their brightest leotards refusing to let cars by than I am by the kids doing wheelies

      1. ElJefe72


        I hate man-buns.

        1. Kevi


          I love man buns

        2. Lady Boi


          Boi buns

      2. Bstuff


        Those Lance Armstrong wannabes are definitely as annoying as the kids that dodge into traffic. At least the kids know they’re being annoying; the adults doing it are indifferent to the traffic jams they cause. A pox on both their houses.

        1. chrissy


          a pox!

    5. Ozzy


      Another good thing is most aren’t wearing helmets. When they crack their skulls they’ll be brain dead and we will have less dumb ass individuals thinking they own the streets.

    6. Death Row


      If you stole a horse the penalty was often death.

      You steal somebody’s car, you just fucked up their entire life, it’ll be weeks before the insurance settles it and you still have to buy another vehicle. Stuff in the car gone, missing work, using sacred vacation time bc some criminal asswipe stole your hard earned property.

      Don’t care if it’s a bicycle, car, horse, or skateboard. You steal somebody’s property and transportation you fucked them-over big time. Missed interviews, hour or hours walk home, expensive cabs or rentals. Spouse and kids left hanging for transportation.

      No mercy for transportation thieves, including bicycles. Hope something like this catches on in Worcester.

    7. Leroy Wanker


      Ha haha ha

      1. ElJefe72


        It’s Portland; he’ll be on the streets again in a day or two preying on the stupid and naive hipsters.

      2. take back the streets


        Set a bait-bike, lock it good, no entrapment, then wait on the down hill run and take a nice even baseball swing with a machete, head comes clean off, when word gets out bike theft drops dramatically.

        This could be work therapy for jihadist muslims transitioning to productive Western citizens. Should be some federal grant money available for this inclusive diversity project.

    8. LegalSystemScams


      Worst part of it is, when one or more of these fools finally meets the end they deserve for this idiocy, it’ll be the innocent driver who gets the book thrown at them. God help the innocent driver if they have a job and actual money, the welfare leech family will probably sue them for anything they have!

    9. Publius


      A stolen yellow bike is a thuglet status symbol.

    10. johnnyb


      Taking OfO out of Worcester….one “swerver” at a time…

    11. Publius


      Personally witnessed a young couple vehicle surrounded by these punks on a sunny late afternoon, 5pm, on Front St. Luckily their vehicle kept rolling preventing the inevitable assault, well attempted assault because a well armed citizen was likely ready to come to their aid.

      1. Smartypants


        Wow, They were lucky!

        1. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


          Yeah – not all of us enjoy getting abused by future Democrat voters. Smarty Pants obviously has a thing for gangs of adolescent boys.

          Gotta thin the herd one lemming at a time.

          1. Smartypants


            We’re you bullied as a child?!?!

            1. Tired of Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


              he takes it out on commenters, daily

    12. Mr Winter


      I’m no business expert by far but what happens to all of these ofo bicycles during the winter months? Do they just sit in a warehouse and rust away or do idiots actually try to ride them in a freazing snow storm?

    13. Mr Winter


      For the F of it I’d like TB to call and find out just how many times the suits in the picture actually used the OFO bikes this year and if they did was it on their own credit card? Half finished investigations suck goats balls.

      1. Publius


        Most of the yellow bikes are long gone stolen. If anyone was lookin easy to find.

    14. Independent Thinker


      They deserve to get run over for swerving.

      If they surround people, as a group, in parking garages, they are likely to get shot if the person carries or run over if the person fears for his life. Unfortunately, that person will be charged with a racial crime for “running over youths of color.”

      Just keep up this behavior. You are only fanning the flames for the white supremacists and you are paving the way for a race war. This is why responsible citizens need to be armed.

    15. Outta Worcester


      OH MY FUCKING WORD. Now attempting to keep kids from becoming road pizza and teaching them how dangerous it is to terrorize the roads on bicycles is considered racist? You have got to be fucking kidding me. SJW looking for a way to start a race war. This bullshit is no better than going around saying, “I’m not a racist. I have black friends.” And who is this Party Waren Keeber ? Is she fucking nuts or what? The Telegram actually stands behind kids being allowed to ride their bikes into traffic the way they have been doing? If she is from the Telegram then I know why nobody knows her. She needs to be fucking fired or something,

    16. Make America great again


      Just one of the many reasons I go around Worcester. Why bother. All the stores are gone. The only reason to go is when attending a show at DCU or Hanover. Get parked early and get inside quickly. Unfriendlys everywhere.

    17. Irishcurse


      Anyone wearing a man bun is a douche.

    18. Sloppy


      Look into Baltimore’s bike share program, launched just about the same time as Worcester’s.
      Several counts have put 98% of the original bikes as having already been stolen or vandalized.
      That city’s government has been scrambling to be politically correct and make false claims about where all the bikes are, and has since had to apologize for misleading the public.

    19. Urban Blight caused by Urban People.


      Bring back chrome plated steel bumpers.

      See these chumps over by GBV riding wheelies up the middle of the lane instant U-turn and back against traffic. Now it’s getting cold they will dump the bikes, next to stolen shopping carts, steal new bikes in the spring.

      Can’t fix a culture of lawlessness and stupid. Buy em a ticket to Liberia.

    20. Martha Coakley


      in every situation, people around you just waiting to take your property. If you had a stroke they’d cut your fingers off to get your rings.

      Somebody get these guys to come to Woosta.

    21. Daisy Mae


      “Not allowing CHILDREN to ride bikes INTO CARS is racist”……well……I’m done with society. I will be living offgrid, away from these morons who think it’s OK to allow children to ride their bikes INTO cars.
      Guess I’m racist because I don’t allow my children to ride their bikes INTO cars. Does that make me a bad momma for also keep it them alive?
      Rather be racist and see children ALIVE and in one piece as opposed to not racist and see kids get hit by a car and get their skulls smashed open.

    22. Diamond Jim


      Please don’t vote for any School Committee incumbent . They are horrible negotiators when contracts come around. They do not show up at negotiations, offer a 0% pay increase and/or step freezes which screw younger/newer teachers, and some feel that the Education Association of Worcester hates women. Yet they are all there to back Superintendents who have failed our system and Principals that bully teachers or who have failed miserably. The Turtle says not to vote for Dante, so then don’t vote for Dante, but the incumbents have done nothing to support teachers, class size, schools, or students….EVER!

      1. Chris


        Unfortunately, because Dante is the only challenger we have no choice. Do you really want a Socialist who tells kids to skip school on the School Committee? If there were 12 candidates Worcester could fire the whole School Committee.

    23. Mike Plaisance ❤️ Alex Morse


      This is exactly the kind of story that is making people tune out and roll their eyes when they hear the word “racist”.

    24. Chris


      This public bike system is a bust because you can literally just leave the bike wherever you want. (You’re only charged $1/hr. if you’re riding it.) At least Boston’s Hubway still bills you until you return the bike to a designated bike rack!

    25. Mrs. Teasdale


      My family and I experienced swerving maybe 2 years ago by Uphams Corner. There must have been 50 kids on bikes on this one corner and they just kept coming out of nowhere. We called the cops. It was really infuriating!

    26. Devils Mouthpiece


      Just another reason why we no longer spend our hard earned money in Worcester. There’s plenty of restaurants outside of that shithole. Too bad, some good eats in the city.

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