White Hipsters Protest Alongside Junior Hoodrat Road Pancakes With Stolen OFO Bikes Because Arresting Kids For Swerving Into Moving Cars Is Racist
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information.
The yellow ofo bike sharing program continues to be one of the biggest abortions in Worcester’s history of failed abortions….
During a talk held at Forest Grove Middle School — the first of a number of talks Worcester police are giving at schools across the city — one student asked what the penalty was for swerving.
“It’s not about arrests,” Principal Kareem Tatum responded. “You could die.”
Just hours after that first talk was held, Worcester police received reports of three males swerving in the Elm Garage on 20 Pearl St. Officers were told that the youths were wearing masks and harassing drivers as they tried to leave the garage. When police arrived, they saw two teens on yellow ofo bikes. The bikes are part of a bike-share program in Worcester and can be rented by anyone with a credit card for just $1 per hour. Police said one of the boys was 15 years old, and the other 13. The older teen was carrying a white mask.
The officers asked the teens why they were in the garage, which is clearly marked with “No Trespassing” and “No Loitering” signs. The teens could not provide an adequate answer, police said. The teens were placed under arrest and searched. Police said they discovered a double-edged knife in the backpack of the 15-year-old. He was charged with carrying a dangerous weapon. The officers also asked the teens how they acquired the ofo bikes. They stated that they located them on the street and were somehow able to ride them without paying rent money.
Police have confiscated the bikes and will hold onto them until ofo representatives come to retrieve them.
Just a reminder that this was what the bike sharing program was supposed to look like according to the idiots making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year to pretend that Worcester is undergoing a “renaissance”:
And this is what it really looks like:
They told us that this wouldn’t happen because you needed to download an app and use a credit card to ride one of these bikes. Yet the junior hoodrats interviewed by Masslive said they did neither of those things:
“They stated that they located them on the street and were somehow able to ride them without paying rent money. “
They told us that this wasn’t costing the taxpayers anything since it was a privately run business. Yet the police department is basically becoming a warehouse for this billion dollar company and our tax dollars are going towards safeguarding their poorly thought out business idea:
“Police have confiscated the bikes and will hold onto them until ofo representatives come to retrieve them.”
We live in a city where the police don’t have the resources to fingerprint stolen cars. And now we’re asking the cops to confiscate these bikes and wait for ofo people to come and get them at headquarters.
Like I said, I can’t wait until one of these shitheads gets turned into a junior hoodbooger pancake when they realize at the last second that swerving sometimes doesn’t work out the way you planned. And I’m glad to see the cops are not fucking around and are putting these morons in handcuffs.
But apparently this be racist:
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) November 4, 2017
Organized by local cyclists who said they fear that a recent police crackdown on “swerving” riders who weave in and out of traffic is criminalizing behavior that disproportionately affects youths of color, the rally sought to highlight the virtues of cycling and a sense of community that gives youths a much-needed outlet. Organizer Ian Jackson said he often participates in large group rides with mostly white cyclists and said they’re almost never approached by the police.
But Friday night, many of the youths said they don’t want to cause any trouble, and felt like they were being unfairly targeted. Along with several other young riders, 11-year-old Devonair Butler rolled up to the rally on one of the bright-yellow ofo bike-share bikes. He said his own bike was stolen. He said he tries to ride every day. Many of the youths at the rally said they were members of the “Bike Life” group.
Oh look, the Turtlegram and Gazette isn’t reporting the whole story. Shocking. They forgot to mention those kids who were just arrested for riding bikes into traffic. They forgot to mention all the smashed up bikes around the city, and the fact that kids who don’t own credit cards are somehow riding these yellow bikes around in packs. It’s almost like Turtleboy is the only media outlet that actually reports real news.
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) November 4, 2017
Newsflash – the police don’t “criminalize” behavior. Certain behaviors are against the law. The cops are paid to enforce these laws and arrest criminals who break them. When you ride your bike directly into oncoming traffic you have criminalized yourself and deserve to be arrested, regardless of color. But just to be clear, here’s a screenshot from the rally yesterday:
Oh look, a bunch of white kids. Turns out they ride bikes too. Or ask people in a whiter town like Weymouth, which is also having incidents involving swerving, if it’s racist to have a problem with this nonsense.
Watch Fox 25 News’ coverage of this protest:
They’re literally protesting that the cops are arresting kids who are trying to drive their bikes directly into cars driving on public roads. This is a bad thing. Apparently we should just let kids do this, because that would be good for both the kids and the drivers. Junior hoodrat speedbumps.
The best part about that video was all the kids riding around on ofo bikes that they clearly did not pay to use:
Then you got these white hippies trying to prove that they’re one of the “good ones” by standing up for brown children who are trying to kill themselves along with innocent drivers:
The skinner looking dude with the maple syrup mustache is Ian Jaxson, one of the organizers of the rally. According to him the cops are racist because they’re only enforcing laws that black kids violate:
It’s true. White kids are allowed to swerve directly into oncoming traffic. Brown kids aren’t. This is “structural racism.” Ian read about it on the Huffington Post one time and discussed it with his white friends at an organic coffee shop while sipping on a $6 latte. Must be true.
Then you had this guy:
This grown man was there to protest alongside suicidal children’s right to drive into oncoming cars because “they’re just showing off.” He’s also one of the good ones, because he’s chosen to take up a cause that affects children of color.
This kid put it best:
“Regardless what the cops say everyone’s still gonna do it. You can put us in jail and take our bikes away, we’re still gonna – well I don’t do it – but they’re still gonna do it.”
Bless your heart young man. No matter how many time the cops arrest you for breaking the law you’re gonna keep doing it anyway. Well, not you. Someone you know. This kid’s a model citizen.
Anyway, this is a joke, and Worcester’s leadership is a joke. If you believe the hype then vote for Joe Petty and the rest of the prize patrol on Tuesday. If you’re smart and can see through all the bullshit then vote the Turtleboy ticket –
Mayor: Konnie Lukes
Councilor at large: Mike Gaffney, Gary Rosen, Konnie Lukes
D3 Councilor: Davis Assare
D4 Councilor: Coreen Gaffney
D5 Councilor: Paul Franco
School Committee: Everyone except Dante Comparetto.