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Whitinsville Crack Donkey Says She’s Killing DCF Caseworker Who Done Stole Her 4 Crotch Fruits, Also Feelin Cute, Might Go To Worcester To Murder More People

 

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This is Sheranda Toney from Whitinsville.

She lists herself as a CNA.

So you know this is gonna be a good blog.

When she’s not posing for photographs with a “I will lick your jizz berries for one more hit off the pipe” look in her eyes, while holding a half eaten bagel, she can be found swearing at children and dropping her pants in the street while slapping her twin hams.

A Whitinsville woman faces charges of indecent exposure and disturbing the peace, following allegations that she dropped her pants and slapped her bare buttocks in the middle of the street, to the alarm of 10 to 15 bystanders. A warrant was issued Thursday from Uxbridge District Court for 40-year-old Sheranda M. Toney, 163 Border St. She failed to appear for her arraignment the previous day. 

According to court documents, police were called to investigate a disturbance on Border Street around 5:30 p.m. March 30. According to police, two witnesses said they saw Ms. Toney walk out of her home, yelling and swearing at the witnesses and several children playing basketball in the street. She allegedly stopped in the middle of the road and pulled her pants down to her ankles, bent over at the waist and slapped her buttocks with her hand as she continued to yell profanities. The witnesses told police this lasted about a minute before she pulled her pants back up and walked away. Offficers attempted to speak with Ms. Toney at her home, but she did not answer the door.

She’s also banned from picking her four raw dog trophies at school, but she tries to anyway.

The court also issued a warrant for Ms. Toney’s arrest for trespassing in a separate incident March 30. According to court records, a Balmer School employee called police around 2:30 p.m. March 30 to report that Ms. Toney was at the school to pick up her child, despite having been served a No trespass order March 29.

She posts a million times a day on her Facebook page, which looks like an ebonics crash course got put into a blender with a dumpster in the alley behind Planned Parenthood. Her trips to Worcester alone are Pulitzer worthy.

The look on her crackopotamus friend’s face while holding a ratchet kabob is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on the Internet.

She says she wants to get her kids back from the DCF fairy.

To her credit she can name all the foster homes where her little McMuffins are currently staying without even looking.

And she always kept them fresh to death in matching “Haters stay hatin” t-shirts.

Because……priorities.

However, based on the things she posts it appears as if she’s intentionally trying to make sure her crotch nuggets are never reunited with her again.

Recently she posted that she was planning on murdering at least one DCF worker, and maybe a few more if she can hitch a ride to Worcester.

I’m not sure if the police found out about her post (it’s still up) but the other day she posted that her DCF caseworker was coming to her house, so if anyone wanted to fight her they had to come now. After that it was “lights out bitches.”

However, it appears as if the meeting never happened because when she got there she saw 5-0.

Then today she posted something that appeared to be written in a DCF dialect about how her “DCF DUMMY” caseworker was coming to visit again, and how she planned to fool them because “I’m INTELLIGENT and NO TATTLETALE.” Whatever that means. She warned whoever called the DCF fairy on her that their days were numbered.

She also explained why other people shouldn’t abuse or neglect her kids (like she did) because her kids will tell “any fucking one,” (like they did to her) if they do. She does want to make it clear that she “stay chilled the fuck up,” and is mad at the family members who are taking care of her kids because they can “type tough or punch them DCF numbers, but won’t come see you as friends and family.”

Also, she “never gave up any of mines over dick.”

Except it looks like she did give them up for dick, along with a couple fresh bag’s of Diego’s latest testers.

This is example number 49,836 of why Congress needs to pass the Turtleboy Mandatory Sterilization Act.

 

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15 Comment(s)
  • Austin, Baby
    May 17, 2019 at 10:39 am

    That’s A Man Baby!!!

    Also, that white guy has the Jungle Fever.

    DCF took the niglets!

  • Andy S
    May 14, 2019 at 11:23 am

    Wait Sheranda?? Is that you?? Shit she used to live in Worcester before getting her lovely smoc approved housing loan to live in whitinsville, where she is legit the ghetto there. I’m surprised you’re still alive girl. Last time I seen you when you were pregnant with your last son “shimmy” Seamus (awful name btw) you were still shooting up with jimmy with your big belly. Thought you would be good and dead by now. Lol wonder how much longer you can last, hopefully not too much long, the world and your kids are better without you & im sure you know that lol

  • Nancy grace
    May 14, 2019 at 12:20 am

    Sherando lives up the road from me. She’s ratchet! And that white dude in the photos IS her baby daddy. She worked at our local Dunkin’ Donuts and dollar tree. That last a whole 5 mins . She walks up and down the street causing Bullshit loud As fuck. She looks like she’s 60 and she’s pulling this Bullshit.. she needs lethal injections.

  • Well, No Shit
    May 13, 2019 at 11:43 am

    Drogon…dracarys.

    Burn them all.

  • That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
    May 13, 2019 at 11:42 am

    Arrrgh! Mes wondering what type of street meat that thick lass be snacking on and where’s me rum?

  • hank
    May 13, 2019 at 11:25 am

    So that’s what happened to Michael Holley after he left EEI.

  • Tom
    May 13, 2019 at 10:44 am

    Crack monkey lol put her in a zoo with the rest of the apes. Baboon black trash.

  • Ratchet Ass Bitch
    May 13, 2019 at 10:09 am

    “SHIMMY is in Auburn”. Bwaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa…….What the fuck is a SHIMMY? Please don’t tell me she named her fucking kid Shimmy.

  • Dick Scratcher
    May 13, 2019 at 10:04 am

    Tie those tubes. Pull her remaining teeth out, and stick her in an institution.

    What is that fucking illiterate gibberish she is spouting on her page??? This woman gets the same number of votes as you or I. Think about that.

    By the way, here in the good ol’ U of K the phrase “murder a few” usually refers to an enjoyable session on the beer.

    e.g. “Oi, Dick. Get your arse in gear, we’re going down the Nags Head to murder a few.”

  • Said Everyone
    May 13, 2019 at 9:38 am

    She’s a peach and so is her boyfriend. Holy shit

  • The Name Game
    May 13, 2019 at 9:29 am

    Toney? That’s the least “toni” female I’ve ever seen! (Also one of the saddest bi-racial couples I’ve ever seen.)

    Lovely how she FB’s her bathroom habits.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    May 13, 2019 at 9:14 am

    Good old Pig Bitch right there!. Love these types of stories. Oink! Fuck DCF! Oink! Got any crack? Oink! Let me drop my ratchet pants in the street. Fucking Pig Bitch!

  • Captain Trips
    May 13, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Where is the father of her kids?

    Oh, never mind. She’s black, so she’s one of the 80% of black moms whose kid-father took off after getting his rocks off.

    Sorry for wasting everyone’s time asking a stupid question.

  • Liawatha
    May 13, 2019 at 9:05 am

    Sheranda is truly a victim here. These jack-booted, racist DCF workers need to be brought to justice.

    • Liawatha
      May 13, 2019 at 9:20 am

      Those people certainly have a very colorful vernacular!

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