Why Is The Mass GOP Holding A Fundraiser At The Home Of Luke Noble After He Was Accused By His 5 Year Old Daughter Of Sexual Abuse And Filmed Verbally Abusing Her?


The Mass GOP is having a fundraiser this weekend at the home of accused child abuser Luke Noble to raise money for Republican candidates for State Rep, hosted by Jim Lyons, Sheriff Tom Hodgson, former Senate candidate Geoff Diehl, and many others.

While I’m all for raising money for Republican state reps after the way democrats voted to push forward a blatantly anti-police bill two months ago, if they do it at the home of Luke Noble then they deserve to lose and I’ll vote for every democrat running against any candidate who gets money from this event. If you’re unfamiliar with Luke Noble you can catch up by reading this. Luke Noble was filmed screaming obscenities and verbal abuse at his then 3 year old daughter while driving.

Two years later this same daughter alleged that Luke Noble sexually abused her by telling her to put his penis in her mouth, and relayed this allegation to her mother and therapist. In 2016 Dr. Brian Orr was deposed after filing a 51A when he was told by Luke Noble’s ex-wife Jessica that their oldest daughter, the same girl he was seen verbally abusing in the video, had made statements alleging that her father had pulled his pants down in front of her and told her to touch his genitals. The deposition of Dr. Orr was conducted by Luke Noble’s attorney Joe Orlando Sr.

Dr. Orr stated that Luke didn’t start showing up to doctor’s appointments until recently, and that his staff witnessed him have an outburst at his daughters in the lobby. Dr. Orr described it as a “blowup” and said that they don’t often see this sort of temper displayed in the office by parents.

Dr. Orr noted “a lot of symptoms of urinary frequency” from Luke’s daughter before she went on visitation trips with Luke Noble, and wondered whether the girl might be afraid to see him.


Dr. Orr made it clear that her mother had contacted him and told Dr. Orr that her daughter had told her that he asked her to touch his private areas.

Attorney Orlando asked Dr. Orr if five year old girls often seek attention by lying to their parents. Dr. Orr said that kids often lied or embellished, but about minor things like tummy aches, not sexual abuse. According to Dr. Orr, this was unusual because kids “don’t say these things unless they’ve experienced something.”

Dr. Orr told Attorney Orlando that the during a conversation about privacy the girl told him that someone had exposed themselves to her and she reported what happened to her mother. She did not specifically say her father, but the girl hadn’t told her mother that anyone else had exposed themselves to her. Dr. Orr stated that the girl asked for a coin, which to him meant that she was no longer comfortable talking about what happened.

Dr. Orr explained that the behavior displayed by the daughter was relayed to him by her counselor Mariah Marsh, and that Marsh had filed a 51A alleging that the girl made allegations that Luke had put his penis in her mouth.

Orlando attempted to establish that just because Luke had displayed a short temper with the girls at the doctor’s office, it didn’t mean he was a pedophile. Dr. Orr said that his concern about sexual abuse came from the fact that the girl was displaying behavior that indicated that she was afraid to go to her father’s house, not from the outburst.

Dr. Orr testified that during the visit the girl’s behavior was different and much more solemn and serious than usual. Attorney Orlando asked him whether or not Jessica could’ve made up the allegation, and Dr. Orr made it clear that although it was possible, he believed she was being genuine because she sounded distressed.

After Dr. Orr filed the 51A and gave his shocking testimony at the deposition, Luke Noble retaliated by terminating the girl’s relationship with the doctor and counselor. He was later found in contempt of court for doing so.

This is who the Mass GOP is choosing to host a fundraiser.

Before publishing the stories about Luke Noble I contacted him for comment, he refused to give me one, and had his lawyer Joe Orlando Jr. call me and threaten me with litigation if I published. They did the same to the Boston Herald and I have the letter they sent if Orlando wants to play hardball. This is what Luke Noble and the Orlando’s do – use their wealth and influence to silence people. Luke Noble later went on to file a defamation lawsuit against his ex-wife who filmed him verbally abusing their child and only dropped it when she agreed to a custody split. The Orlando family is now sharing this fundraiser.

All of this information was made public months ago, yet Charlie Baker did not take back his endorsement, and Jim Lyons and the Mass GOP have remained silent. Due to the lack of coverage or reaction from the Mass GOP Luke Noble was able to stay in his race for North Andover Board of Selectmen, but lost in a landslide.

I am firmly against everything the democrats stand for, but if the Mass GOP stands with Luke Noble then they are much worse. I am therefore calling on every Republican candidate for office to publicly come out and denounce Luke Noble. At the very least they must not accept a dime in money from this fundraiser. Your silence on this matter legitimizes him and allows Noble to remain an influential figure in Mass GOP politics. If this fundraiser takes place on Sunday and is not moved from Luke Noble’s house then I will be holding a protest outside of his $800K home at 35 Shannon Ln, North Andover. And I will be bringing a loudspeaker and playing the tape of Luke Noble hurling obscenities at his daughter on repeat. 

The reason the Mass GOP is so underrepresented in the Statehouse isn’t because they don’t raise enough money, it’s because their leadership is so incompetent.


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30 Comment(s)
  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 29, 2020 at 9:50 am

    Noble needs to eat a gun. For all the people who don’t believe the sexual abuse accusations, be real!! I don’t believe for one second this child a) made it up b) was told to lie by the mother (come on….shes five. No way she would keep the lies straight). For arguments sake, let’s say the the sex abuse didn’t happen. It does not negate the video of the verbal abuse that child got! That was one of the saddest, infuriating, disgusting 46 seconds I’ve ever heard. You know damn well this fucking dwarf said this bullshit to his child more than once.

  • Chris
    September 28, 2020 at 11:52 am

    Now we know Jim Lyons is a sell-out…”My friend Charlie Baker…” yeah right. Instead of primarying his ‘friend’ in 2018, he opens his barn up to him. The best state rep. since the late Jimmy Craven (D-W. Roxbury) wins the chairmanship after losing his seat to a socialist, and kissing Charlie’s ring. Now we know why there’s one-party rule for the past 62 years and counting…the Ds gradually kicked out all the social conservatives and patriots, and at the state level in MA they don’t even field a full slate of candidates. Here’s the list of MA’s last conservative officeholders (the ones who didn’t sell-out):

    President Calvin Coolidge (1923-29)
    Congressmen Silvio Conte (R) & Philip Philbin (D)
    Gov. Edward J. King (1979-83)
    Boston Mayor Ray Flynn (1984-93)

    This is how small the list is. One could consider JFK conservative, but was really centrist.

  • JusticeforNobleChild
    September 24, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Uncle Turtleboy, I hope they have this fundraiser because I look forward to this being blasted in front of everyone. I want to see this. If nobody else does anything, this would be the closest thing to justice for the child. Should blow up all the doctors reports too, in huge print highlighting the worst parts. This needs to be everywhere. It is the closest thing to to justice.

  • Spic Tormentor
    September 24, 2020 at 12:39 am

    How can we be sure its 100% true? Women make up lies about sexual abuse all the time to get guys in trouble. Does anyone have any video proof of the sexual abuse? (just to analyze the facts of this story, NOT because I’m attracted to little kids)

    • Spichaterisanincestouspedo
      September 24, 2020 at 9:32 pm

      Spic Tormentor absolutely wants to see this and get off to it. You are a sick pedo who gets off on pedophilic incest. There is enough evidence, and this is an innocent little child talking about things children don’t usually know about, and in fear. Not a grown woman with all the evidence pointing to her lying.

    • Anon15
      September 25, 2020 at 3:50 pm

      This kind of stupid and slanted accusation is very common in custody cases. The women who do it–pushing their kids to false testimony–have huge amounts of money and power on the line. The upside? Maybe a lifetime of ruining the ex-husband and taking his assets and getting custody of his children. The downside of this lying? Maybe a cross look from a judge. This kind of accusation is *recommended* by a certain sleazy kind of lawyer. They set it up,. advise the women how to do it, etc. They never get caught, and sometimes it brings them a huge payday. Doesn’t Turtleboy know that it’s standard practice in Mass divorce courts? I am not happy that Turtle Boy runs transcripts of a divorce proceeding like this; it’s pointless.

  • Kate peter
    September 23, 2020 at 11:27 pm

    You shouldn’t play out what happened to this poor girl in public like this. If it is proven, he is going to get what is coming to him. That being said, in my time in rhe family courts of Massachusetts i have seen countless times where moms have put the children up to schemes like this. You dont want to think it is true but unfortunately it is. They think they are owed something for nothing. Its an unfortunate situation either way and the poor girl is the one who gets the brunt. When she gets older she also has to deal with this blog being public. I know your heart is in the right place with this aiden. Just be careful and keep the little girl as concern number one.

  • North of the Border
    September 23, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Fucking Mass. A pox on both your houses. Both corrupt self-serving assholes.

  • Done with this shit
    September 23, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    Think on this- that blond second wife married him KNOWING that he abused his kid- and brought her own into the marriage. Noble isn’t the only sick fuck living at his house

  • Charlie Parker
    September 23, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    It was Trump’s fault that he did not give us enough masks and shit. He should have forced me to inspect the soldiers homes since they are federal institutions. Well state institutions that he should have told me were fucked up. It’s o.k. I illegally fired everyone responsible. Also the third highest unemployment rate I created was out of an abundance of caution. I will have another scintillating presser tomorrow and every day until 2040. Let’s keep this crisis going people!

  • Guy waiting for the bus
    September 23, 2020 at 5:06 pm

    I don’t give a fuck
    You scream at your kid/baby like this shitstain did in my hearing.
    I’m pulling my mask up and coming after you.
    I will come up on your blind side.
    You will not see me.
    You will not remember what happened.
    Someone will help your kid.
    No one will help you.
    I am a man of no consequence.
    I am everywhere.

  • Mr. Parker
    September 23, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    Have you enjoyed me giving it to you up the poop chute sans baby oil. My covid rules are science based ha ha ha ha

  • Make them pay
    September 23, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    What a sicko. They’re all in the Frat boy elite club – where they can be sick fucks , make millions, and then smile or Covid sigh on camera and tell us what to do.

    The sad thing is, some people do not understand that they view us all as peasants. Listening to NPR is a damn trip. These gullible, foolish people forecast the lying ideologies of these freak elitists, and attack their neighbor’s opinions. The division is not blurred, blows my mind people think these assholes give a fuck about anyone. Clearly, they don’t even care about their own families.

    • Sir Wilfred Death
      September 24, 2020 at 5:06 am

      It’s worse than that. They see us as cattle. The peasants are their functionaries in state government and the boobs who are still gullible enough to donate, make phone calls, and do standouts in the rain for these elite phonies. Just like the DC GOP, they are content to lose because it is their assigned role. The MA GOP is the Washington Generals to the democrats’ Harlem Globetrotters. They get their share of the spoils for playing along.

      Charlie Baker’s existence is enough evidence for anybody.

      Social Media is Cancer

  • Judge Hathorne
    September 23, 2020 at 3:40 pm

    I suggest we throw ALL of our fine politicians off of the Tobin, just to see who floats…then hang the Floaters because they are witches!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Sleepy Joe
    September 23, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Governor of Massachusetts Charlie Parker is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.

  • libtardosis is serious mental illness.
    September 23, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Charlie Baker is a beta cuck lib. RINO. GFY Charlie.

  • Frank
    September 23, 2020 at 1:13 pm

    Because the massgop is a disgrace to conservatives and they should just disband and become pedocrats like they wish to be

  • Captain Kirk
    September 23, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Note to anyone who wants to run against him. “There’s Nothing Noble about Noble.” Use that as your campaign slogan and you’ll win. BTW, why is MCG NOT in her red shirt?

  • D.B. Cooper
    September 23, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    Didn’t y’all know?
    republicans will protect pedophiles just like the democrats do .And we keep electing these assholes who protect them.


  • yawnz
    September 23, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    Guess that didn’t work. Weird.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    September 23, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    This blog was like an Arnold Palmer made with piss and iced milk.

  • G-O-Peeeeee
    September 23, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    GOP=racist, latent homosexual, child abusing, animal killing fucktards…

  • Bloop
    September 23, 2020 at 12:09 pm

    Massachusetts: left wing, right wing, same bird.
    The mass gop is a farce. It doesn’t really exist. It’s used as a punching bag for dems so trough feeders can gin up $$$ from normal people who aren’t rabid leftists. Let it die and create a new party.

  • ayaynna pressley's bald head
    September 23, 2020 at 12:08 pm

    there is still a MA GOP?

    • Illegal Alien Welfare Queen
      September 24, 2020 at 12:01 pm

      We all learned something new

  • Richard
    September 23, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Will Luke’s wife, ex-wife or whoever that blonde is be there? If so I’m down for a quick ball wash.

  • randiguy2006
    September 23, 2020 at 11:37 am

    “I am firmly against everything the democrats stand for, but if the Mass GOP stands with Luke Noble then they are much worse.”

    Duh. The GOP is evil. About time you caught on.

    • NOYB
      September 24, 2020 at 9:46 am

      So is the DNC. Democrats have run Mass into the ground.

  • BucketNutz
    September 23, 2020 at 11:37 am

    Maybe you could invite Monica Cannons Grant to join you?
    Bet the media would cover it then!

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