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WIC Formula Selling Worcester Mom Looking For Free Female Dog For Her Dog To Impregnate So She Can Sell Puppies 

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Check out this bootleg Worcester dog breeder….

Yup, she’s looking for you to provide a female chihuahua so her chihuahua can bury his bone in her backyard.

I’m not familiar with the laws regarding breeding, but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to do this without a license or at least filling out a form online. This chick’s making her dog fuck half of Worcester’s K-9 population so she can sell the pups for cash. Smart move investing in a male dog instead of a female. He’ll just keep fucking bitches till he dies.

She’s been looking for a hot minute though…

Hey, here’s an idea – have them grow up with the dog you already own. Then when he dies buy a new dog. That’s the American way.

She’s unable to find a dog at the moment, so until then she’ll just have to settle for the next best thing…

dog filter. Never fails.

But wait, she’s got another scam going too….

Of course she sells her WIC baby formula for $100.

She also falls for scams too:

Of course she’s an anti-vaxxer. Does this look like a woman who isn’t a medical expert?

Nope. She saw something on Facebook about the polio vaccine giving you autism and decided she’d rather roll the dice and hope her kid doesn’t turn into Franklin Roosevelt than to risk them being autistic. Because being in a wheelchair or dying from measles is way better than being the socially awkward kid in class.

Oh, and this…

Jesus fuck. Imagine if these people put half the time into raising their kids as they did naming them? Where do they come up with these names? Was she eating a gallon of mayonnaise while listening to Jam’n 94.5 and just thought to herself, “I got it – Jaymanialise!!””

Oh well, even if they don’t get that puppy at least she’s got this going for her –

Because…..hoodrat priorities.

31 Comment(s)
  • David
    April 14, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    You guys are some straight racist people with no lives talking shit about someone you absolutely do not know who gives a fuck if she wants to breed her dog and you guys are absolutely rude and vulgar talking about someone’s kids name like each and every one of you needs to grow the fuck up and focus on your own lives and BTW you can tell if a person is a illegal or not and she’s clearly a United States citizen born and raised just stop bothering this poor woman dammit grow up

    • Mike LeTauris
      April 15, 2018 at 1:00 pm

      Please illustrate where the racism exists?

  • Kayla
    April 12, 2018 at 8:43 am

    My name is Maria and I am a good friend of mariaelle Flores Garcia I just want to let all of you guys know that this turtleboy bullshit you have posted about her will be taken down by the police because of harassment and bullying she is not a backyard breeder nor is it wrong or against the law for people to sell formula Either it’s wic or not who gives a damn you people must not have a life to be posting cruel and disrespectful stuff about others grow the fuck up and take this shit down immediately or we will find who did this and take it to court

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      April 12, 2018 at 8:52 am

      If you are good friends with this parasite you too must be a welfare mom with no husband, an Obama phone and an EBT card. Losers like you are a burden to society. This piece of shit should go get her GED so she can actually work and support her fuck trophy. There is nothing redeemable about a useless pile of shit who lives on the taxpayers dime. Call the police you maggot, they have better things to do than waste their time on shit that is not a crime.

    • Kay Peters
      Also Kayla, just not the dumb one
      April 12, 2018 at 10:47 am

      PLEASE call the police. Make sure to record the whole interaction. Come back and post it when you do so we can all have another round of laughs lol. They aren’t bullies, all they did is state some facts and post some screenshots of her facebook page which is available to everyone

    • Cracker
      April 12, 2018 at 11:22 am

      You won’t do shit, you fucking animal. You don’t have any rights because you’re not an American citizen in the first place. We’re sick of your shit and your scamming law-abiding taxpayers by getting “free” baby formula that WE pay for and then turning around and selling it and using the money to go clubbing, buy Air Jordans and go to the fucking nail salon. Fuck off, you subhuman cunt. Say something. Draw attention to yourself so that ICE goes to your house and throws your fat ass back to your country of origin, you chickenhead puta.

  • GossipGirl2.0
    April 12, 2018 at 12:51 am

    Omg, whoever wrote this article deserves an award! Pure comedy! “Was she eating a gallon of mayonnaise while listening to Jam’n 94.5 and just thought to herself, “I got it – Jaymanialise!!””
    I just spit out my drink! Lmfao!

  • Maria
    April 11, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    Everyone on heat will be hearing from my lawyer this is false statements and it’s harassment and that is against the law I will find a way to shut you low life’s down you must not have a life if your trying to make others horrible great job

    • Kayla
      April 11, 2018 at 4:07 pm

      Shut up Maria lmao. You couldn’t afford a lawyer anyways.

      • Paul Casale
        April 11, 2018 at 8:13 pm

        The period is your friend.

    • Mike LeTauris
      April 11, 2018 at 4:25 pm

      No, dear, selling WIC provided items is against the law. I’ll just wait for the constable now to deliver the deformation lawsuit papers.
      Holy fuck, this shit just writes itself.

    • Fake Rant Queen
      April 11, 2018 at 9:58 pm

      STFU, clean up your act, and while you’re at it, go take a parenting class, little miss chiquita banana!

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      April 12, 2018 at 8:54 am

      You are a waste of oxygen. I have an idea…go to McDonald’s and fill put an application. But you won’t do that, you have it too good living off taxpayers you useless pile of shit.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    April 11, 2018 at 10:29 am

    Another piece of human fecal material. Why don’t these lowlifes get thrown in jail when they commit welfare fraud? This nasty EBT queen wants to breed dogs? She should have saved us all another future welfare recipient and had an abortion.

  • JoeMomma
    April 11, 2018 at 10:24 am

    The kid’s nickname will be Jackmeoff when she hits high school. Good job mom.

  • Get you some
    April 11, 2018 at 9:27 am

    Love that “he has risen” thing she did with her profile picture. She’s referring of course to Jesús who’s always up for la concha.

  • Worcester’s Finest..
    April 11, 2018 at 9:04 am

    Just adding to the population to swindle more money.. Look at her poor dogs eyes!!! I hope no one would dare give her a dog, those puppies will never see a vet and god knows what will be wrong with them. Shelters are overpopulated already. Scumbags like her deserve to be sterilized.

  • Animal shelter
    April 11, 2018 at 8:37 am

    We’re always running low on pit bulls and chihuahuas so after they outgrow that cute adoptable puppy phase feel free to drop them off here.

  • Kim
    April 11, 2018 at 8:33 am

    Anyone with half A brain and A reasonable amount of intelligence along with some morals and values won’t allow their dog to breed with hers. There are plenty enough Chi’s and dogs of all breeds in shelters and or rescues coast to coast that need homes and anyone looking for A Chi pup should look to A responsible breeder who has fully vetted their dogs and have clearances on their eyes and hips and heart and who shows their dogs and one who doesn’t sell their dogs in the back of A newspaper or magazine or just on Facebook or wherever this subhuman posted. A reputable breeder sells their dogs by word of mouth and has A contract with their adopters that requires them to spay and neuter at A certain age and they also chip their pups. I hope this poor male doesn’t get testicular cancer from not being neutered, I have my doubts he’s even fully vetted.

    • Kim
      April 11, 2018 at 8:37 am

      Plus if that dog is under 2 years old he shouldn’t be used as A stud

      • Fake Rant Queen
        April 11, 2018 at 9:48 pm

        This Maria chickie is just your typical low-fo backyard breeder. With any luck, if one of her fellow degenerates does show up on her doorstep with a female in heat, the female will reject the sire. Some animals have way more sense than the morons who own them.

  • Don’t cost her nothing
    April 11, 2018 at 8:28 am

    Everything that she makes money on has to do with reproduction. It kinda sheds light on the culture.

  • MrSparklePants
    April 11, 2018 at 8:01 am

    That poor dog looks so sad!

  • Cracker
    April 11, 2018 at 7:59 am

    And representing the criminal element in every neighborhood, we have the Hispanics. The crunchy liberals love Hispanics until they or someone they know gets robbed or raped, then they direct their blame at white people who mysteriously hold the Latinos down somehow and the indifferent cops who were previously harassed for paying too much attention to the Latinos.

    Their influence sucks overall, and the natural born ones are a huge part of the criminal element already because they have no shame, but at least the illegal ones can be sent back to where they belong.

    They’re also now on the news to the extent that their activity could just be live streamed on Court TV.

    Had enough yet? Put MIRA on blast for aiding and abetting them and dismantle that criminal enabling organization.

  • BostonGrl13
    April 11, 2018 at 7:44 am

    She’s the type of sh*tbag that would throw a box of puppies away because she can’t care for them…. and not for nothing the owner of the male dog gets 1 or 2 out of the litter that’s probably it …. and the selling of FREE formula – she has to be the laughing stock of the FB page because people aren’t stupid like they know you got that sh*t for free .. 

  • Uncle Randy
    April 11, 2018 at 7:16 am

    That dog will end up tied to a stake in the woods as soon as the puppy breeding is over, too.

    Fuck these people.

  • whatevuh
    April 11, 2018 at 6:48 am

    I bet the landlord will be thrilled, puppies all over the apartment. What’s next, chickens in the kitchen cabinets for the eggs?

    • M
      April 11, 2018 at 7:44 am

      Based on the context clues (dog filter, selling WIC formula, breeding chiwawas) I think we can safely deduct she is the guv’ment’s bitch (read Section 8), and thus housing policies need not apply to her

  • itsjustme
    April 11, 2018 at 3:15 am

    Her dog is only 9 months old, that is still a PUPPY. Isn’t that kind of young to breed with? What do you want to bet he hasn’t been vaccinated just like Jayhelmansmayonnaise, nor registered with her city?

    I guarantee she would pick a female dog so she wouldn’t have to pimp her dog out all over the internet, and either it’s her intention or because we know she is already irresponsible that dog wouldn’t get fixed either and before long daddy and daughter dog would be having their own litter for her to sell.

  • Squirtleboy
    April 10, 2018 at 11:15 pm

    Poor jaymayonnaise needs a puppy to grow up with! Fuck that other dog though

    • Sloppy
      April 10, 2018 at 11:40 pm

      I bet the Braintree Bologna Bro would fuck that other dog…
      I wonder if Deskgirl saved his digits…?

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