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Wild Zebra Gentlemen’s Club In Providence Has Given Me Hope That If Blogging Doesn’t Work Out I Still Have Career Options

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Guys always talk about Providence whenever they wanna hit up strip clubs. I’ve never been, but if you’re willing to travel that far I always assumed it was a step up from Sweaty Betty’s or the Fuzzy Grape. Then I came across this today on the Instagram machine from the Wild Zebra Gentlemen’s Club and I’m extremely confused…

God have mercy on us all. I’m not really one for pointless public shaming, but what has happened to the great American strip club? I understand that you can’t be that choosy when hiring skags to take their clothes off and possibly give a $50 handjob in the back room. But this is just……

….wow. Everyone can find a job in Trump’s America. I guess the question we’re all wondering is, are you pre or post-op girl? That’s 46 years of smack, syphilis, and sausage will do to your average Providence public school dropout. The girl on the left calls herself “cliterally” and seems to be decorated with track marks and broken dreams. It’s like a DARE commercial for meth heads – before, and WAY before.

And from the looks of the rest of the help at this lovely establishment these two seem to be the MVPs…..

At the very least this has given me the confidence to know that if blogging doesn’t work out for me it’s never too late to pursue a career as a junked out Hep-opotamus in Providence. Hope you guys are good tippers, because I don’t work for drinks.

21 Comment(s)
  • TheCureForHope
    October 13, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    I just can’t un-see that.

  • mrme
    October 11, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    Great, thanks a bunch. Now I’m gonna have nightmares tonight. Perhaps a warning at the top of the post would have helped.

  • Rodger Williams
    October 10, 2018 at 6:18 pm

    Club should be renamed, The Junkie Squirrel.

    You sure you didn’t get these pics from the Rodger Williams Park Zoo?

  • Randall Guy
    October 10, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    Doesn’t work out? Look at this dump.
    It’s the definition of not working out.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    October 10, 2018 at 1:28 pm

    SSTG – I think you are being a little harsh on this one. Normally the blogs are based upon behavior, not looks. There is no law (written or unwritten) that dictates that every woman who chooses to be an exotic dancer must be a “10”. I’m pretty sure the only stipulation is that they must be willing to take all or some of their clothes off. Maybe some of the girls are just waitresses…who knows? Guys don’t part with their cash to see the girls’ beauty contest prize ribbons, do they? This was low hanging fruit for you. Especially with you being a woman. I still love ya though and will faithfully look forward to your next blog.

  • UGH!
    October 10, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    DAF A MAN!

    does anyone have a means of destroying what I just saw? Poking out my eyes won’t do! It’s in my brain, and I don’t think gallons of alcohol will get rid of it!!!!

    WOW! Men in Providence must be hopeless fucks to want to see that shit!

  • Judge dread
    October 10, 2018 at 10:31 am

    I’m still on the fence about the creature in the first picture wearing a black outfit. Is that thing a man or a woman? I would be pissed if I requested a lap dance and this spawn of cattle showed up.

  • Coco butter
    October 10, 2018 at 10:06 am

    Ladyruke better put some lotion on those elbows, shit you could sand a floor with those. They are packed with dirt, so nasty.

  • Dave
    October 10, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Are you sure those aren’t pictures from The Roger Williams Zoo???

  • Maurice The Pants Man
    October 10, 2018 at 9:24 am

    Why? WHY!!!?????

  • Ted Baxter
    October 10, 2018 at 6:59 am

    I threw up in my mouth.

  • Blind Ed Byablogger
    October 10, 2018 at 5:06 am

    no way to start, or end, a day.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 10, 2018 at 4:53 am

    Women can always make a living. They have a commodity men will always be willing to pay for.

  • Clorox Bleach Wipes
    October 10, 2018 at 4:36 am

    My work here is definitely not done

  • Akihito
    October 10, 2018 at 3:28 am

    Nice to know there are strip clubs for the visually impaired out there.

  • Wwy
    October 10, 2018 at 12:53 am

    Israel’s whore Nikki (nimrada) needs a job.

  • The Vorlon
    October 10, 2018 at 12:35 am

    I’m torn between “Take off and nuke it from orbit” and “Kill it with fire!”

    Wouldn’t do any of them with Bill Clinton’s peen.

  • JMS
    October 10, 2018 at 12:17 am

    That place used to be Cheaters. ‘Nuff said. Must have been tranny night at Megaplex.

    • Y
      October 10, 2018 at 10:33 am

      Cheaters was the best!!!
      $5.00 (cover charge) got you in the front door; you could buy cans of beer and watch topless hoe-bags.
      $10.00 got you in the back room or VIP; you could watch completely naked whooaahhhsss. From there, you could pay the bartender $40.00 for a ticket to the back hallway, which had doors to adjacent rooms, and from there, you could negotiate all the sexy-time you could imagine.
      I had to take a buddy’s ATM card from him one night.
      The chicks were decent back then (10 yrs ago).

      • poopsie
        October 10, 2018 at 9:22 pm

        Cheaters was great and it has become Cheaters again.

  • Meowzers
    October 9, 2018 at 11:35 pm

    The first 2 chicks eeeeeeewwwww at least the rest of them made an effort to wear make up and nicer costumes… I didn’t know wild zebras hired fugly ass chicks… But at least their expanding their horizons for chubby chasers… Because men these days have a belly fetish or fat fold fetish or yeastly beastly fetish…

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