Barber shops are one of the many businesses affected by the spread of the Chinese coronavirus. Spencer Martin’s shop in Bedford, NH at least has a sense of humor about it.
It’s normally a conservative town in a purple state, so you can still get away with light hearted jokes about pandemics up there. At least you used to be able to until twatsiscle showed up.
Kim Brown apparently adopted two Asian children, so she’s clutching her pearls hard and posting about it in the community Facebook group.
Uh muh God!! Not jokes!! And to mention the country of origin that allowed this disease to spread, silenced the doctor who wanted to warn the world about it, and is blaming the United States for it? Unforgivable!
The woke outrage was STRONG amongst the Susan’s, Lynn’s, Katy’s, Beth’s, and Jessica’s of the world.
Luckily there were a few people who told Kim to calm her tits, but she wasn’t having any of that.
“Do you have Asian children.”
“Her Chinese daughters.”
Oh fuck off white devil. There is nothing I hate more than a woke white couple who adopts kids of a different race, just so they can finally play the race card for the first time in their life.
Newsflash – your kids don’t give a fuck about a sign that says “Kung Flu.” No one actually cares. They weren’t hurt in any way, shape, or form. And if they were, the best thing you can do as a parent is tell them to stop being winy cunts. Like Archie Bunker said…..
Apparently this sign causes violence or something.
No. Just no. Not a single person in this country has been the victim of violence because of a Kung Flu sign. As I said the other day, not a single anecdote produced by the New York Times has been confirmed. Not one. Please shut your pieholes and return to browsing Pinterest for home decor ideas. The owner is a victim of the Chinese government’s allowing this disease to spread all over the world. He’s suffering and needs support, and here this crusty bitch is calling him up in white girl voice and harassing him about his sign. Kindly fuck off and never speak again.
Quick, someone go tell the newspaper!!
Get bent Diane.
Then there was Kenn Archibald with 2 n’s.
According to him racism is just as much of a pandemic as the commie cold.
So brave. So stunning. Fighting the deadly pandemic of racism in Bedford, NH, one sign at a time.
The hits just kept on coming.
If you feel the need to start off every sentence with, “As a (insert imaginary oppressed racial, religious, or ethnic group here)” then you’re probably not capable of arguing anything on merit alone, which is why you feel the need to immediately revert to identity.
But this was the fakest of them all.
Yup, that definitely never happened. Ever.
These people LIVE to police the Internet, looking to silence humor wherever they see it.
Kim just wouldn’t shut the fuck about the stupid sign either.
How dare you not be outraged along with her!!
Like I always say, the best way to fight back against people like this is to never, ever give into them, and support businesses that don’t give in either. If I were legally allowed to get a haircut right now I’d drive to Bedford and give these people my money. But thanks to the CHINESE coronavirus I can’t. So I’ll probably just shave my heard on a live show one of these days instead.
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Im sorry but these rich white peeps that all go and adopt orphans from these other countries are in my opinion the worst of the worst… If kunty Kate Bristol taught us anything its that there are more than enough America children im the system that would benefit from wealthy families taking them in and giving them a good life why is it they all feel the need to bring kids from other countries into America when Americas children need help. They are exactly why the country is going to shit. When will Americans learn to take care of there own children before taking care of the children of foreign countries … Nasty dumb fucks
fuck sake h1n1 is american. im from uk never seen a lad or a lassie call it american flu no reason to call this covid thingie china virus. if youse canny even stop yer kids torsos looking like a fucking spongebob squarepants dont even talk about responsibility X
C- hinese O-riginated V-iral I-infectious D-disease #19.
I wish you were right but COVID-19 actually stands for
COronaVIrus Disease 2019
No shit Sherlock, understand sarcasm much?
Me Chinese. Me make joke. Me put peepee in your coke….
She looks very exotic was her father a G.I. in the phillipines?
What’s happening hot stuff?
Bet if you look a little you can definitely find some anti Muslim shit right after 9 11 you can dig up. Becky with the good hair does not like them dirt squirrels at all
Get the dick out your ass and get over yourself. Asian and Chinese are 2 different races. Lighten up a little and laugh for once. Your Asian kids probably don’t even get what the fuck it means. Why are you even out your house trying to get haircuts right now? Your worried about the sign in the door upsetting your kids… You don’t think their gonna be upset when their sick and can’t breath because you feel the need to go get haircuts at a public place during a pandemic? It’s from China it belongs to China. Just like the Spanish flu but you don’t see Spanish people letting their shit. Let me guess your entitled to free shit now or your sueing them because your Asian kids feel violated… I’m done with all you people with sticks up your ass. You probably adopted them because you can’t find a man to dick your bitchy ass down;/
1. Asian is a race. Chinese is not.
2. The Spanish Flu was called such, because during wartime, all of the countries involved were keeping the flu quiet in the media…except for neutral Spain. It is not because it originated in Spain.
When is the last time anyone has seen a Chinese couple pushing an adopted White or Black baby in a stroller?
No me gusta. I’d give her a Mexican salad and be on with my day.
A kiss can make your day. But anal sex can make your hole weak.
Why were people out taking pictures of signs? Is the barber shop located inside a drugstore or supermarket? Maybe it’s inside a liquor store and that’s when they saw it. Presumable if the barber shop was closed, people shouldn’t have been out except for essential supplies. Stop looking for issues, people, seems like you woke people have enough already.
She stupid af but we all dying real soon. so.
Looks like she’s using the barber’s supposed offense as an excuse for online reassurance and possible but unlikely dating. Attractive face, but cannot believe how quickly her mid-life body is aging. Shocked that men increasingly prefer younger women and that her looks no longer take her to the front of the line.
You’ve put your finger on one of the major reasons that social media is society’s gangrene. A large proportion of these outrages are started by aging women who feel their value in the sexual marketplace slipping away. This broad is a prime example. If you look at her you see a former tight blonde chick who by virtue of her looks got men to appear to listen to her, nod, and agree with her blather, as long as they thought it might lead to sex. Now that she’s aging, not so much. We see this over and over again.
Recent examples on TBS of former Pieces of Ass expressing outrage (they are really outraged that they are aging):
Salem State Professor Elizabeth Duclos-Orsello – Former wild ginger
NH State Rep. Lisa Bunker – Former hot blonde
Comedy Club Owner Courtney Pong – Former hot Asian Chick
Mary Ellen Sikes – Long ago attractive brunette
The list goes on. Wait until AOC starts to sag. There will be hell to pay.
Social Media is Cancer
Anyone remember the Hong Kong flu in the late 1960’s?
That was Hong Kong Phooey
Bitch looks like she needs a stiff cock down her jewess throat. ugly slut
Hate has no home here, I stand with Kim Brown against the despicable racist behavior of this barbershop. I along with Julie Smith-Carrington, Margaret Nordstrom-Williams and Karen Silverton-Jowelsworth will protest and will call on all People Of Color to shut this business down. What a disgusting blog you run here Mr. Turtleboy.
“Silverton-Jowelsworth”… Fuck me. I’m dying over here.
Not to pick nits, but I believe you may have misidentified with one or more of the following individuals:
-Fielding Wellingtonsworth
-Livingston Winstofford
-Ameilia Bedford-Furthington-Chesterhill
-James William Bottomtooth
Evenings at the Hunt Club have become rather droll with the onset of pandemia.
These soft, rich, liberal pussies are the most racist motherfuckers on the planet. I hope before they die, they’re made to accept that fact. I wish I could be there when it happens. Non-sequitur, I’d like to stir that Kim Brown chick’s innards up with my fat cock.
What this twat doesn’t realize is that if China knew they could do it, they’d bury us. And after that, they’d take the adopted asian kids away from her because she’s white.
SMBC: Swinging my big cock.
Slanty eyed slut
I’d give her a pass because i like those dogs she had in one picture. That jerkoff Kenn deserves a televised kick in the nuts. Fuck you Kenn Archibald .
What nuts?
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We need to use this gook chink flu to highlight how fucking WORTHLESS AND STUPID FUCKING CHINKS ARE!!!!
C’mon. Be nice. Without chinks, who’s gonna buy all the small sized clothing????
You inbred racist fucks should should stop breeding, it’s not like you’re contributing anything to this world just producing disgusting crotch-goblins (I’m sure at least a few come out normal and decent ppl but a lot of them do become turds just like you people) who infect this world with their stupidity and hatred. If you are offended by this post than you are a racist tool.
And that sign in question is racist, only racist ppl can’t see that it’s racist. Do Irish people enjoy the fact they were not wanted when they arrived to America during / after the Irish Potato Famine? Is it cool to make fun of that? Probably not since I’m sure a lot of you in NE of Irish ancestry. They got pelted with rocks and got spat on by so-called Americans. The only people who have the right to be angry about people living on their land are the Native Americans (must have been fun for them receiving disease-filled blankets that killed many of them and stealing their land).
We don’t want the Chinese in watermelon. I’m sorry Watertown
All right, we’ll give some land to the n***ers and the chinks, but we don’t want the Irish!!!
Your niece can still service then but not thru craigslist like old times.
Call it the commie cough or the red death because it was started by communists. It spread like wildfire in Italy after the PC mayor of Florence held a hug a Chinaman Day and PC politicians in Boston and New York demanded that their citizens eat at Chinese food establishments and attend Lunar New Year celebrations otherwise they would be labeled racists.
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What a cunt !
Ken n is my type.
Fuck the Chinese.
Blindfold them with dental floss
Takes a special kind of maggot to down vote and shit on the Marine Corp.
I’d pay real money to go back in time and see the fog of blood and liquefied flesh hanging in the air at Chosin from the slaughtered Red Army rabble, after the US Army Corps modified their 50-cal AA trailers to drop below 0 elevation.
Adopting the kids? Great.A honorable thing to do.
No excuse for being a woke vaginal cyst.
With the stay at home, self quarantine shut, people have way way too much time on their hands. She’s obviously got more time than most. She adopted Asian kids to be woke, and I guarantee she uses them to her advantage, like torturing small businesses, annoying the school principal, etc etc. A wanna be warrior. I think she ” Dinky Dau”
Kenn….Proof chemical castration is a viable option.
Seeing Kenn’s post makes me glad that I’m an actual man.
Kenn (spell it right you pretentious douche) is not one of us. He’s one of the useless eaters who will be left outside the stockade for the roving gangs.
What a complete zero.
Social Media is Cancer
I just like the Asian ads in this article.
Omfg these ppl r nuts ok so Bedford NH I’ve never not one time seen a asian Chinese Japanese Korean person ever up there my brother married a girl from Bedford NH and ITS FUCKING SMALL AND THERES NOTHING REALLY AROUND THATS PROBABLY THE ONLY HAIR CUTTING PLACE IN THAT TOWN THIS LADY JUST NEEDED TO BITCH LOOK IM FAR FROM HATING ANYONE CAUSE OF WHO THEY R RIGHT I LOVE ALL PEOPLE BUT ITS HUMOR GET OVER IT FREEDOM OF SPEECH AS AN AMERICAN WE HAVE THAT RIGHT! Get over your Yippee self
I iz dumb what a punk chewnation Marc I no no?
Everyone playing the eternal Jewish victim card. Who said anyone has to like your “race” ? Fuck you.
Asian, Jew kids? I bet they become accountants.
But I bet they won’t become “rawyers”
There are def a large qty of Asian Families in Bedford. Bedford is bigger than you think. That being said I dont think they care. They are busy working and being productive
It’s low because all the New Yorker’s are on Cape Cod, in their Summer homes and record off season rentals (Chatham is full of these woke, bringing the virus to a large area with one hospital). we should have closed the bridges, but that would have been too wise and Trump like.
Quick Dynamite the bridges! There isn’t a minute to waste! Immediately convert the Cape to a military impact range and leper colony.
Some additional public benefits to Mass will be an immediate reduction in Opiate use/demand, reduction in welfare payments and STD’s and a healthy well fed White Shark population. pssst swim to the islands you’ll be safe there, the island will make a great bio weapons test zone. White Sharks will morph into Megladons after chomping the infected swimmers.
Too true, this is not the Cape of memory, but a welfare state flush with Diversity, having discovered the raft of services available and cheap seal meats washed ashore half-eaten.
The fuck is wrong with that? Takes balls to eat something still living. Crazy ass motherfuckers. If we don’t stop being pussies these chinks gonna take us over. They’re playing the long game and could give three fucks about killing off millions of their own. We start crying about a few old people and handicapped spots.
America needs to toughen up- our enemy is at our doorsteps and they’re getting ready to eat us alive.
Our military might be better but that doesn’t stand for much when there’s such dissension in the country. Brother turning against brother. What happened to the Red White and Blue? Something tells me have too much white and blue and not enough red lately. The Red is the backdrop against which we can have the White and Blue.
Arm up boys .
it turns my stomach to see them eating tomatoes.
I was told by a native chinese woman that they don’t eat uncooked tomato because they think it’s borderline poisonous. But they’ll snarf down vermin like some kind of barbarian roman elite. Ironic, right?
Ironic with starch, but now i have to wonder what crushed varmint the wine is made from…
sensitive to the current in a hearing aid battery, these folk live in a small pond full of electric eels, stirring the water with their thin-skinned indignity and ending up shocked by what they find.
In the photo she’s feeding the two dogs a banquet. What about all of those starving, less fortunate, discriminated-against minorities throughout NH and New England? Furthest thing from her mind; dogs come first.
“It’s normally a conservative town in a purple state, so you can still get away with light hearted jokes about pandemics up there. At least you used to be able to until twatsiscle showed up.”
The TB we first loved seems to be back with fattie borderline girl out of the picture. About time.
All y’all are racist for naming it after the country that had patient Zero!!
Just like these racist viruses that no one EVER had an issue with before:
Ebola (African)
Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever
MERS (Middle East)
Norovirus
Japanese Encephalitis
German Measles
Spanish Flu
Lassa Fever
Zika Fever
Marburg Virus Disease
Omsk Hemorrhagic Fever
Lyme Disease
Guinea Worm
West Nile Virus
It’s almost like it’s common to name it by where it came from or something…..
To be fair the WHO has explicitly stated that it has changed its naming conventions. All those diseases are reflective of the older standard. If you have any more questions get an MD or any type of higher education. Now I must go practice social distancing.
Now she knows how offended I felt about the movie “White Men Can’t Jump”
Why does anyone pay attention to this type of clearly immature, thin-skinned, simple-minded Facebook bullying town hag and her posse? Global warming is causing the pandemic and we have to stop the cows from farting!
Are we doing boners here? Something about her..
Seriously though, when I was a kid I called my buddy’s house and his dad answered and said he couldn’t come to the phone because he was throwing rocks at the market across the street while shouting “gook, dirty gook get out!” It didn’t really resonate with me 40 years ago, but now? Shit, he was on to something.
This is my favorite story here, because of the pix
I stand with Lynn Fortier- Lamy, Kathy Cutshall-Vivado, Sherry Waters-Champagne, Shelia Sullivan-Dempsy, and Linda MacKillop-Stensgaard. Hate has no home here.
But I will never stand by Tara Reade. The fucking liar…
If I were the 21st Century Hitler, my first dictatorial move would be to ban the hyphen. Hyphen usage would be cause for immediate execution.
Eat me!
These american ‘women’, if you can call them that, desecrate the hyphen for the same reason all those uppity fucking British aristocrats have done for so many centuries. What reason? Because they’re retarded, narcissistic cunts.
Sad thing is this poor barber who rode a bicycle to work from Manchester (6+ miles each way) everyday for years even in the winter while he finds a way to support the local baseball and sports teams in Bedford and we have people trying to ruin his business with posts on Yelp, Facebook etc. over a little funny sign. The guys walls in his little barber shop are filled with all the teams he has supported. Wicked sad.
Everyone please go give the barbershop a good review if you can.
Dang…. Seems like some of the boys missed the whole “manhood training” part of their developmental years.
Here, this will help, go to youtube and look up “Gran Torino – How Guys Talk Scene”
Warning, some of you SJW boyos might get a bit dizzy from the first oozings of testosterone…
Just shameful. We can’t keep blaming the Orientals.
Don’t you mean Chinamen, Sits-on-dick?
I guess my friends and I must be repressing our feelings just to save coin on therapy sessions. For my whole adolescent and college era years, us ignorant savages constantly referred to each other with ethnic slurs. Goombah. Stupid Swede. Fuckin Finn. Dumb Polack. The horrors! How did we ever survive?
When Nick hears “Dominick The Donkey,” I’m sure he hugs himself and rocks gently in the corner. I know that’s what I do when I hear “I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas” and “Yingle Bells”. Give me a break!
Hey now, it was Stupid Stubborn Swede back in the day… Now to all those worthy it’s Sassy Swedish Bitch.
Its also a known fact I don’t discriminate in regards to race, religion, or sexual (mis)orientation, – I reserve the right to hate and/or call out any and all dumbasses equally.
I stand behind my sass and personally endorse this message. 😉
I’m pretty sure every single gullible bumpkin in this hay wagon of hicks has NEVER set foot inside a barber shop in their entire life, so it’s really not going to have the impact these self loathing rubes are hoping for.
I hate to break it to you, Becky Sue, Ellie Mae and the rest of you corn-fed buffoons, but we normal people laugh at you. A lot.
According to Wikipedia, “[As of 2010, t]he racial makeup of [Bedford, NH] was 94.5% White, 0.6% African American, 0.1% Native American, 2.9% Asian, 0.01% Pacific Islander, 0.4% from some other race, and 1.4% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 1.7% of the population.” Clearly, she chose to live in a diverse community.
Funny. I thought Bedford was 75% Land Rover, 20% Mercedes, 5% Tesla. Or maybe it’s 90% Vineyard Vines, 10% Sperry.
One of the paper bags behind that hideous looking cunt kim says “Dog gay bag.” Dogs aren’t gay just the soyboy cucks you married are.
kenn is such a girly-man. I wonder if he menstruates like these fucked up bitches .
Who the fuck identifies their kids by nationality other than infertile cucks and barren bitches like these assfuckers.
Why is this cunt outside walking by barbershops??? Shouldn’t she be inside cowering in fear??? Is she purposely trying to spread pan-face pneumonia????
The Archie Bunker spoof is priceless.
God I miss that show. The sad thing is if it was replicated today it would be shut down after the first episode by the leftist militia. We as a society are sure as hell not progressing. Like you said she adopted the asian kids as a badge of woke honor. To adopt them is an honorable and wonderful thing. To parade them around as your racist token is pathetic.
We’re reaping the fruits of the high self esteem movement. These leftists feel so important. Because one schlub gets offended, everyone must be offended. These are the same people who tell you that you have to sacrifice your rights for the greater good. They don’t have to, you do.
Think of the poor people of Lyme Connecticut! For 30 years they have had to wear a paper bags over their heads when they left home. At least Bedford Becky’s little Asian “children for hire” can make their bags with little slanty eye slits.
Hahaha, oh my god. “Asian children for hire”… That’s fucking amazing, and so true. I’ve got to use that.
That’s a nice straw hat Kenn! Do they sell men’s clothes where you got that?
I bet that hat came with a free bowl of soup. It looks good on him though (eye roll)
Hey, everybody! We’re all gonna get laid!!!
Gayest photo ever. Ever.
He’s even got that flavor-saver to cover up his stretch marks!
What a disgrace this Jew cunt is, glad they don’t live near me
It’s a Chinese virus came from China we all know that trust me if it came from Donald Trump himself personally it would be the Trump virus but they have the Trump virus already or actually it’s a syndrome Trump derangement syndrome19
You whatever this barbershop is I will be up there getting a haircut as soon as you open I’m gonna make a plan of it and I’m a big tipper
Steven, did you run that by your publisher’s editor