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Woman Makes Up Facebook Lie About Russian Guy Abducting Her Child At Auburn TJ Maxx, Says She Doesn’t Want To Contact Turtleboy Because We’ll Realize She’s Lying

Woman Makes Up Facebook Lie About Russian Guy Abducting Her Child At Auburn TJ Maxx, Says She Doesn’t Want To Contact Turtleboy Because We’ll Realize She’s Lying

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Yesterday I had the pleasure of reading an absolutely insane story about a man who inappropriately touched a young, almost 3 year old girl, and then tried to abduct her right in front of her mother at TJ Maxx in Auburn. Only, the story was bent so far to the left, even the most crooked, overly beaten cock couldn’t compete. Let’s take a look, shall we?

Tammie Post

Let me introduce you to Tammie Gebo-Gadbois. The seemingly innocent grandmother who has no idea that her daughter just exaggerated a story for attention. Wow, look at how much attention this post received. I bet her daughter (oh you will see her soon) is so proud of herself!!

First, I have to say I find it very odd that a man who is 6’2″ with “dark skin” can creep up behind someone, touch a child, and try to hold her hand without her mother noticing him before any of this happened? So the daughter looks at this creepy very tall man who managed to be sneaky enough to get within touch length of an almost 3 year old girl and decides to grab her child away and push this very big man? Cool. Let me show you what this girl looks like.

Red Dress

Becca Lee Gadbois




Introducing Becca Lee Gadbois. Yeah, she’s pushing away a grown man who is 6’2″ – I believe it, I really do. Especially because her boyfriend resembles someone on a poster with the words written, “Have you seen this man? Wanted for being a douche bag who thinks wearing sunglasses in a bright room makes him super cool” I really can believe this someone who is built like a candle in the wind could physically push a 6’2″ man away so well that he escapes quickly without being noticed by other customers. According to Grandma, she’s also packing heat, and not the itchy kind you get from genital herpes, or the “these stitches haven’t healed from my dick reversal” kind of heat…


At first, I considered perhaps she is talking about a dick. Possible. She has a very strong neckline with a semi “am I fooling anyone?” jawbone that can only be seen on someone who is in the middle of a transition or a very metro-sexual person like Zac Efron. Much to my dismay, they were talking about a gun. Robert looks like he has a gun, many of them. I’m sure he uses them for hunting and the likes, he just seems like that type! Lil Ole’ Becca? I doubt it! If by any small chance she does have a gun, I’m glad she wasn’t carrying when this went down. Simply because my belief is this man just got a little too close for comfort, and she hallucinated and thought he was the big bad wolf. If she screams at a man and causes this type of uproar for getting too close, I can’t imagine she would have the ability to use a weapon with responsibility.

Let’s get back to the initial story. So Grandma was told by Becca that a man, who looks “Russian” or “Albanian” with “Dark Skin” inappropriately touched her grandchild. I believe in the heat of the moment she’s definitely thinking about what part of Eastern Europe this man is from. Quite Frankly, I have never met a Russian or Albanian with DARK skin. I have met some with an “olive” complexion, though. She’s way off. Also, there is a difference between being in your 40’s and 50’s. When you’re in your 40’s you think you’re in your 30’s and when you’re in the 50’s you think you’re 5 years away from dying. Thankfully, I’m only 35 and still too immature to ponder where I belong on that scale. Forget about the type of clothing this man is wearing. You mean to tell me she didn’t see this man creep up on her and her child, yet in the 10 seconds this all went down she was able to identify even his clothing? So believable it hurts.

After rummaging through the comments, I come upon some people who are as gullible as Grandma.

Grandma's Bad Mouth

I can’t blame Irene for falling for this story because she’s blood related to the Worcester version of the attention seeking Kardashians.

Screen Shot 2017-03-31 at 4.38.13 PMScreen Shot 2017-03-31 at 4.38.08 PM What a FRIGHTFUL experience! I too would be worried if a man stood to close to me. However, I wouldn’t accuse him of touching my child and start screaming at him for no good reason. Then we have Cat Gadbois, another family members so we will cut her slack. Seems to me most people falling for it are related to this unconventional Brady Bunch.

Don’t get too concerned… Eventually a voice of reason showed up in the comment section!

Call TB

Tammie doesn’t want Turtleboy involved because she’s afraid of how the story will be conveyed? Oh you mean the part where your daughter was buying jewelry at TJ Maxx and not paying attention to her surroundings? Don’t worry Tammie, here at Turtleboy we will convey the truth, not a story that belongs in the hands of a Hollywood producer, perhaps…. we can see a part 4?

Taken LOL

I can’t wait! I hope they cast Ivan Drago from Rocky IV for the Russian child abductor role.

Ivan Drago

What does Becca, the triggered mother with the false narrative think about Turtleboy?

Becca Lee - Mom of Child

Yes, yes that’s right. The issue Becca has is that Turtleboy (as if it’s only one person… I guess I’m Turtleboy now too!) will complain about her not having her child on a leash. A leash you say? Yes, she’s talking about those backpacks Asian women use on their children because they move faster than Bruce Lee.

Asian Leash

Nota Bene: I am not against these backpacks when they are used for children who have issues with bolting, autism, sensory processing disorder, etc. My issue arises when mothers use it as a form of baby sitting. They want to talk on their phone and eat a corn dog while they walk through a busy mall with their kid. Instead of paying attention, they leash them. Those are the people who annoy me.

Anyhow, we have “Mic Helle” who is a total airhead chiming in and talking the smack about Turtleboy. I won’t even bother posting her profile here. She’s a red headed step child that everyone ignores or the fluffer who has worked her 3rd shift without rinsing in between jobs as she’s a mouth full of life but it will never amount to anything; swallowed.

Then we have Becca with her cutesy wootsy hearts. Oh please. We here at Turtleboy are NOT judging you for being a mother who either wasn’t paying attention to her surroundings or lacks peripheral vision (I’m lying I know I’m judging you, can’t speak for the other writers). We judge you because you fabricated a story and made the Auburn Police Department out to be mishandling this issue and not informing the general public.

Some people started becoming concerned as to why Auburn Police had not updated their Facebook page with information regarding this possible child abductor. I know that when I initially spotted this post, I waited patiently. Then 12 hours pass, and still no post from APD? Well, it’s not because the fine men and women who serve and protect people everyday aren’t doing their jobs. It’s because “no other useful information could be given” according to the officer who viewed the video with a loss prevention manager at TJ Maxx. I probed until Becca decided to show me the police report:

Letter From Officer Lombardi

It states:

On 3-31-17 at approximately 11:15am myself and Officer McCarthy were dispatched to TJ Maxx to speak with Rebecca Gadbois. Ms. Gadbois wanted to report a suspicious encounter with a male patron at the store.

Stop. Right. There. A “suspicious” encounter? First there is nothing “SUSPICIOUS” about a man touching your child inappropriately, that’s straight up perverted. This wording to me proves that they have no evidence to signify that her story corroborates with what they witnessed on video.

Upon our arrival, Ms. Gadbois told us while at the jewelry counter a male described as white with dark skin, 6’0 to 6’2″ with dark hair wearing jeans and a dark shirt walked over to her and her daughter Briella and began to rub her hair and head (Briella’s head). Ms. Gadbois immediately yelled at the unknown male to stop. The male then walked away and out of the store. Ms. Gadbois picked up her daughter and also left the store. The incident ook approximately 5 seconds.

True. The first thing I’m going to do if a strange male touches my daughters hair is to walk out of the store right after he does. Seems legit. Also, again… How did she NOT notice this man getting close enough to actually touch her daughter? I guess I’m just overly paranoid and way too keen to my surroundings.

Ms. Gadbois was unable to obtain a vehicle description of travel of the unknown male. Ms. Gadbois did mention that the male had an “Russian or Albanian look to him”.

Of course she couldn’t obtain a description. She was too busy thinking of a way to twist this into Taken part Quattro.

Officer McCarthy and I along with the store’s loss prevention manager viewed the security video footage of the incident. Due to poor quality of the security footage no other useful information could be obtained.

I informed Ms Gadbois that a report would be filed and to contact the Auburn Police with any future questions or concerns.

Reporting Officer
Paul P. Lombardi

I know what you’re thinking… “Fiesty she could be telling the truth! You’re a bitch!” and you are 100% right, I am a bitch. However, this woman is lying about how the incident played out. When I asked her, “So the officer witnessed, on video footage, the man touching your daughter? Her response was:

becca lies

See how she avoids my question? She did not say that he was spotted touching her daughter and rubbing her hair, like her initial claims. She states she saw him on the video footage “come up behind me” and “reach over” and “stood there for a few seconds” What does that mean? He probably got a little too close for comfort. She was recanting at this point, not cool. Why not state clearly that he was touching your child when I ask what was seen on video footage? She changes her story because she knows there was “no other useful information” from the video footage; Auburn PD’s words, not mine.

So, does she expect people to believe that Auburn PD viewed the video footage, witnessed second hand, a strange man rub a little girls hair and try to hold her hand, and because there was “grainy footage” as she tries to convey, they didn’t appropriately warn the public of a possible child abductor on the loose? I’m sorry, if it was viewed on footage, with or without a clear description on the video, Auburn PD would absolutely make it public regardless, as doing so could save lives.

However, what they viewed on footage was probably a man who had a hard peen, getting close to a woman he thought was attractive. He didn’t touch her daughter, he didn’t rub her hair. She probably got annoyed by his close proximity and decided to make up some story about why she yelled like a psycho so she doesn’t seem so crazy. That makes more sense. I’m willing to believe this woman went through that trouble before I EVER believe two responding officers  and an entire Police Department didn’t care enough to warn the general public.

I contacted TJ Maxx and was given a laugh and chuckle and told I would be safe if I wanted to ever shop there with my kid. This chick is obviously lying for attention. I know some people, like myself, can’t understand or fathom how someone could lie about a child going through something so traumatic, but it happens. People like her are narcissistic. They enjoy the attention and sympathy. It’s more common than I ever hoped it would be.

Here is when my boy Clarence shows up to bang the last nail in the coffin. Look at this woman’s excuses. It’s absolutely ridiculous.

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Tammie says, “We are doing everything we can to find out why this was not reported to the public…” Sure you are, is that why when logged on later today and my notification list diminished and I check your profile, you deleted your comment? Completely and utterly deleted so you could run away from the fact that your fears and nightmares of Turtleboy being involved came true. You were worried from the start because you knew we are Turtleboy could smell your bullshit from a mile away, and when that started happening, you became scared and did what you thought would remedy the situation. You deleted your post.

Too bad, so sad… Fiesty to the rescue. These fingers are quick, screenshots galore last night and throughout the morning when I had a chance. The minute I read your daughter Becca back peddling her story about the incident, I knew this would be an article and I knew the effort of saving the screenshots were worth it. If you both were telling the truth, I am positive you would NEVER delete the original post. You state Auburn PD wasn’t doing their job by notifying the public, and that upsets you. Thus, wouldn’t you want to keep your post up to do what you say they aren’t? Yet, you delete it? Leaving every other mother and innocent child out there unaware of your horrible encounter at TJ Maxx……. Yup. It never happened the way you said it did, you got caught, and that is why you deleted it.

Also, I like to be ahead of the game so before you say you deleted it because someone from Auburn PD told you to delete it as it can hamper their investigation (I KNOW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO SAY THIS DON’T LIE LOL) clearly, in the letter you posted which was written by responding officers, there was no further information available. Thus, no ongoing investigation. Next time if you’re going to lie, try not to put blame on the same Police Department who responded to your call for help in a timely fashion and handled it professionally. Think before you act, or lie in your case.

Fiesty Turtle Lady



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25 Comment(s)
  • High School "friend"
    April 1, 2017 at 2:42 pm

    She’s the biggest hoe and cu*t spencer has ever seen white trash at its fullest this is a typical “oh everyone I’m such a bad bitch look at me look at me give me attention” but in reality she’s just another got pregnant to young bc she couldn’t keep her legs closed in a small town attention seeker

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    April 1, 2017 at 1:42 am

    The proof that she’s a dude is that her and the hipster-doofus boyfriend are in the same bathroom taking a selfie together

  • Turtlefollower
    March 31, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    If this happened yesterday, 3/30/17, why does the “police report” say 3/31/17? Today is 3/31/17. Fake news!

    • Mandingo
      March 31, 2017 at 8:43 pm

      Read the blog you donkey, it says Becca sent the picture of the police report

      • Turtlefollower
        March 31, 2017 at 9:02 pm

        I did read it, jackass. I was calling it fake on her part…

        • Mandingo
          March 31, 2017 at 9:29 pm

          Ok fuckstick, misunderstanding on who’s back you had. Love you

  • Vladimir Putin
    March 31, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    Russia is constantly in the news daily. It’s embedded in her spider monkey brain, because of the constant exposure to Russian info. Obviously a scam is brewing in this one.

  • Lindaloo
    March 31, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    She might actually be pretty if she got rid of those metal boogers. Eww

  • Really?
    March 31, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    ABDUCTING??? Come on TB ! I don’t see anything about ABDUCTING, Nice KEY word to the story, Is yhis how you get hits? KEEP IT REAL BIG GUY.

    • March 31, 2017 at 6:49 pm

      She insinuated the Russian wanted to abduct her child by grabbing her hand, and that’s why she pushed him away.

      If a stranger grabs a kids hand, I doubt he wants to skip around a green field somewhere. The word abducting fits here.

      • U R A LOSER
        March 31, 2017 at 9:12 pm

        Change your name to feisty the clam. You’re a skank ass bitch

      • Really?
        April 1, 2017 at 2:20 pm

        the Russian wanted to abduct her child by grabbing her hand??? Where the fuck do you see grabbing hand ? she said he was touching ,and after the story for all we know he brushed up against the child on accident . you fucking clown.

      • Clam digga
        April 3, 2017 at 2:35 pm

        More like fiesty turtle twaffle!

  • Balls deep
    March 31, 2017 at 6:10 pm

    Whores like here whare those bull rings in thier nose so that while preformig oral and dude gives her smokey dragon, ring catches / slows some of the flow of seminal load as it as it is forced from the back of her throat out nasial passage and all over dudes stomac

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 31, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    It appears that the entire Gadbois family is a collection of dead souls. How sad…and disgusting.

    • Bolshevik Sniffer
      March 31, 2017 at 9:22 pm

      “Dead Souls” was a novel written by Nikolai Gogol, a RUSSIAN! Clearly, ma’am, you are part of the conspiracy…

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 31, 2017 at 5:51 pm

    Are you sure that’s really a woman? I’ve never seen a woman sporting such a well pronounced adams apple like this Tammie chick has.

    • Mom's Basement
      April 1, 2017 at 9:51 am

      Adam’s apple or no Adam’s apple I’d take the bj and ask questions later.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 31, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Wow, you’re first thought was that’s a dude? Or a pretend woman? Or whatever they call themselves at the moment. Interesting. I can only spot the obvious ones, like the bearded ladyman in a dress….or serena williams ( Yeah, she’s female…heehee….right )
    Anyway, the problem seems to be she’s been listening to Hillary’s braindead supporters, or CNN. The Russians!!!!! They’re Everywhere!! Hide the children!! What about the children!!

    • Realist
      April 1, 2017 at 2:05 pm

      With all of those tats and badass looking attire, I’d bet that she is a Trumpster!

  • Mom of 2
    March 31, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    The timeline doesn’t add up. It takes days and usually a warrant to get video footage from a store. This isn’t Law & Order or Chicago Police, ladies – the real world doesn’t move as fast as our favorite TV shows. I call B.S.

    • Mom of 2
      March 31, 2017 at 5:32 pm

      Anyone else think that “report” looks fake? The header is old tymey fax header, but the main body is nice Times New Roman 12pt. Hrm.

    • Kara
      March 31, 2017 at 6:44 pm

      I work in a hotel, a very small hotel… we have 16 cameras that the Front Desk can only watch as it is happening… however, when the police need to view footage, the General Manager can pull it up that instant and get copies within 72 hours. Here, he moves about as fast as the claims are legitimate.

    • Wabbitt
      March 31, 2017 at 8:19 pm

      Honestly, it’s entirely possible that the store gave the officers access to the footage without a warrant. They aren’t at fault, and it’s good public relations to help the police get an alleged diddler off of the streets.

      My place of budiness regularly allows the local PD to look at the cameras without making them obtain a warrant. It’s just good business to have the cops on your side.

    • Publius
      March 31, 2017 at 11:44 pm

      store video if available can be made immediately available and often is.

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