Worcester Courthouse Records Legend Parades Through Webster Square In Birthday Suit In Front Of School Buses Full Of Children At Dismissal Time

Worcester Courthouse Records Legend Parades Through Webster Square In Birthday Suit In Front Of School Buses Full Of Children At Dismissal Time

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Just your average Monday afternoon in Webster Square, featuring a local ratchet who thought it would be a good idea to enjoy this beautiful weather by parading through town in the flesh:

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Oh, and the best part is, he did it right when the five or six schools within a 1 or 2 mile radius (Gates Lane, Heard Street, Columbus Park, South High, Sullivan Middle) were releasing their students. So naturally buses full of children were greeted by a wall of Webster Square ass cheeks on their way home:

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Things will never be the same for those poor children.

Let me “ass” you all a question. Where would you go if you were buck naked and wandering aimlessly around Worcester in broad daylight?

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That’s right, the answer is “Golden Pizza.” Because….Worcester Bling Bling and Moe’s at least require underpants in order to be served.

Anyway, our sources tell us that this guy’s name is Anthony Clarke. And shockingly he’s already well known to police. In 2010 he was arrested for armed robbery and 2 counts of armed assault to rob. He was charged as being present during the robbery and assisting in the getaway. Then in 2012 he was arrested and charged with disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, common law affray, and assault and battery on a police officer. And just last year he was arrested and charged with larceny over $250, conspiracy, and unlawful possession of theft detection shielding device.

So yea, another productive day in the life of a Worcester mover and shaker. There’s never a dull moment living in this city folks. I feel bad for anyone who didn’t grow up and have incidents like this become normalized.




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22 Comment(s)
  • Relocation
    April 11, 2017 at 7:23 pm

    Doherty Memorial High School students saw this too.

  • April 11, 2017 at 10:09 am

    Dante: “Oh my God, I am naked. Come in.”

  • E. Warren
    April 10, 2017 at 9:37 pm

    He was the spokesperson for Deval Patrick’s campaign to change the CORI laws.
    T&G put him on the front page!!
    They worked to restrict what employers could check on an applicant’s criminal record.
    No fuckin way I’m gonna ever hire a criminal….as if these turds would ever get a job.

    • Who's gonna be the next Zimbrano?
      April 11, 2017 at 6:19 am

      The headline tells it all- hes been in AND OUT – and in – AND OUT- and in – AND OUT of Worcester Central District court. Sound familiar?

      • Lightning bug
        April 11, 2017 at 9:21 am

        Well, jail isn’t working for him. The three hots and a cot, the free education, the free medical care and exercise room, all the TV you can watch, and hours a day playing cards. Who wants that kind of life?

        • Meat popsicle
          April 11, 2017 at 10:38 am

          What jail is that?

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    April 10, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    One of Sarai’s flock.

  • Rightwinger
    April 10, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    This wouldn’t have happened if Gaffney were Mayor!

  • B Cianci
    April 10, 2017 at 8:02 pm

    I would’ve hit him with firewood

  • Mike Matsavage
    April 10, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    This guy… And the turtle rapist behind city hall… SMH

  • FatFingr Lou
    April 10, 2017 at 6:48 pm

    That would have been around 200 pts in Death Race 2000. Where is the late, wanna be M3 driver when you need him?

  • LOL
    April 10, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    He’s probably on his way to the midtown mall. He can get his fix for the day, as well as pants, oversize tee with ghetto logo, and a du rag! Its one stop shopping for junkies.

  • Light my fire
    April 10, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    Kids should learn about this stuff early in life anyway.

  • Jenn the Waitress
    April 10, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    So, uh, was it, erm… up?

  • Kevin Lynch
    April 10, 2017 at 4:51 pm

    Hey big guy… Is that a fairway wood… grrrr…

    I usually use a short chipping wedge, but I’d be happy to let you drive…

  • Ranger
    April 10, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    Chamber of commerces new mascott?

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      April 10, 2017 at 9:22 pm

      Joe Petty’s campaign manager!

  • Turd Burglestein
    April 10, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    I wanna vape with this guy.

  • Tiny
    April 10, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    Cops should have shot it off!

    • Brian Northboro
      April 11, 2017 at 3:13 pm

      A target that small…that’s a one in a million shot…

  • Dole
    April 10, 2017 at 4:03 pm

    That’s Ok to do now, nobody wants to get involved.

  • SJW
    April 10, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    Did you just ASSume xis gender?

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