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“Worcester Fights” Is The New Greatest Page For Worcester Teenage Debauchery At Its Finest

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So we just found this Facebook page today, and we’re pretty much never gonna get off the computer ever again. It’s called, “Worcester Fights” and apparently teenagers and other contributing members of society send their videos of fights to this page, and they post them. Because some of us don’t feel like navigating through World Star to find some local gems. Here’s some fun ones:

LOL. Broad daylight. Webster Square. Blue collar, working class neighborhood. Children walking around. No fucks given. Yup, Worcester sure is a great place to raise a family. Nothing like a hair pulling all out brawl in broad daylight on a busy street in what used to be a pretty good neighborhood.

This one is insanely vicious, and comes with the classic Worcester backdrop of an overflowing dumpster in a grassy alley:

You gotta love how these kids “friends” just stand there and watch as their “friends” inflict serious brain damage on one another.

Here’s one from North High School:

Yup, who needs cops in schools? Everything is just fine. Kids come to school today ready to learn and there’s no violence. And I’m sure the administrators who broke this vicious cat fight up weren’t assaulted at all in the process. Yup, cops in schools is a dumb idea. Because RBG shared a column from an anti-police website about the school to prison pipeline on the Communities United Collective Facebook page!!

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My favorite one so far has to be this one, where apparently two mothers organize a fight between their daughters in Great Brook Valley:

Yup. And if those kids struggle in school, it will be the teacher’s fault and the school will be blackballed as a Level 4 school. Don’t worry, they’ll just hire the next Carenza Jackson to fire all of their teachers and inflate the standardized test scores.

The only thing better than the fights themselves is the commentary that comes along with it:

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I don’t know what any of that means, but it sounds important.

Seriously though, this is the real Worcester. This is the Worcester that Joe Petty and the sunshine brigade don’t want you to see. You see it all the time when you’re not living in a Salisbury Street bubble like Petty and all his friends. You see it all the time when you don’t have the luxury of sending your kids to St. John’s like Petty.

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Going to Doherty High School and Forest Grove Middle School, this was pretty par for the course. There were at least 2-3 good fights every week. And Turtleboy will never, ever get sick of watching them. Back when you heard the word “fight” in the cafeteria, and you saw a crowd forming a circular barrier and chairs flying everywhere, it got your blood flowing. You didn’t wanna be the guy who didn’t see the fight that everyone was talking about later. It was always fun because it wasn’t me or anyone I knew. We just wanted to watch the two kids who gave Ms. Zinc a hard time in health class kick the shit out of each other because they had nothing to lose and one of them looked at the other the wrong way. It was a nice break from doing work.

It’s different today though. You don’t have to go to the fight. Why bother? You’re just gonna watch on Youtube or the Facebook machine later. Because every kid, no matter where they come from or how little money their parents have, has an iPhone with a camera on it. And if there is a fight, it will be taped from several angles and posted on social media before school ends. And of course leave it to kids to leave a bread crumb trail of evidence for their principals and the police to look at.

This is why it’s kind of fun to go to WPS. This is why Turtleboy kind of feels bad for people who went to St. John’s, or Holy Name, or Wachusett, or Shrewsbury. Because they didn’t get this type of entertainment on the regular like we did. But now, thanks to social media, that doesn’t really matter anymore.

P.S. Should we start a weekly “Worcester fight of the week” segment using videos from this Facebook page?

Double P.S. Can someone teach these kids to tape horizontally? How is it 2016 and we haven’t figured out how to do this very simple procedure?

 

 

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19 Comment(s)
  • Let's check on some facts
    January 19, 2016 at 11:29 pm

    Joe Petty’s daughter went to Doherty though

  • Jake from State Farm
    January 19, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    What’s the common denominator regarding these people ….. c’mon …. you know

    Does society need to be more conservative or more liberal ??????? You know the answer.

  • Del Griffith
    January 19, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    Well there’s five minutes of my life I’ll never get back. Looks like they are primed for a daytime appearance on Jerry Springer. The savages are taking over and I’m truly scared for the future. Stupid is as stupid does and it’s nice to see grown up responsible parents as well.

  • Fedupwiththewoo
    January 19, 2016 at 7:37 am

    Was it just me or did the boys fighting looked staged? The girls are vicious, always after the hair. If you ever wondered why the Woo has so many hair salons and weave stores there’s your answer. Enough with the “N” word! I don’t give a flying fuck what race they are or how they spell it. They need to stop with it! It was fading out of society’s vocabulary until fucking fucktard rappers put it in their lyrics. Fucking hypocritical bull shit! White people aren’t supposed to say it but they throw it around. Oh wait, what you say? Oh that’s right they mainly use it as a term of endearment. Petty must play the fucking opposite word game that preschoolers play. He can take his safety and shove it up his fucking ass. He is already bent over for the fucker at Mosaic that is kissing his ass. Dumb fuck falls for it too! Yep, let’s keep trusting him with the city. I wish I’d gotten the clear pics of that panhandlers that Petty cleaned up to have hold his fucking election signs. He more than likely fucking bribed them to vote. He is fucking corrupt. Him and his crew need to get the fuck off their unicorns and face reality. I hope the Petty supporters are satisfied. They are selfish dumb ass fuckers!

  • January 19, 2016 at 7:31 am

    This turtle dude always talking shit ! Always putting his nose where it dont belong smh ! You are lucky no one knows who you are ! Cuz all you do is type irrelavant ass shit on the internet like if people care of your stupid opinions, you are Worsee than these worcester bitches looking for attention on FacebookGrow up or find a Reall Job instead of trying to be another channel 6

    • Typical Worcester Trash
      January 19, 2016 at 9:36 am

      yo u’z ain’t got nuffin on channel 6 turtle boi

    • Reall Job on Ch 6
      January 19, 2016 at 10:58 pm

      You have to tell us – what high school did you attend?

  • Joe Citizen
    January 18, 2016 at 10:36 pm

    I am shocked to see that Vertical Video Syndrome (VVS) has spread to the youth of Worcester. Someone need to teach them it is OK to turn their phones 90° and record video the proper way.

    • anonon
      January 18, 2016 at 10:38 pm

      90 degrees = some knowledge of math…so there’s the answer to that.

    • Grump
      January 19, 2016 at 11:18 pm

      Lol look at how old you are. Kids record in vertical because they’re WATCHING the videos in vertical, duh!

  • Reddog
    January 18, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    Savages. Future business leaders of Worcester. Does QCC have a course I could take so I can learn this new language these kids use these days? WTF are they talking about?

    • CM
      January 18, 2016 at 9:38 pm

      Don’t be confused, they are leaders at NOTHING nor will they ever be. This scares the shit out of me. Sterilize them is correct. I hope someone brings this up at the next city meeting

  • Worcester Bum Fights
    January 18, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    “WTF is this man doing?” It’s called the right thing, put down your cell phone you dumb bitch!

  • Dgaf
    January 18, 2016 at 5:54 pm

    Kilby and plumleys finest. Sterilize em

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    January 18, 2016 at 5:08 pm

    I have no idea what any of them said. Anyone seen my secret ghetto decoder ring?

    • Wabbitt
      wabbitt
      January 20, 2016 at 6:49 am

      I caught about half of it. But I also lived off of Austin street for a few years.

  • Publius
    January 18, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    Mayor Petty’s Worcester. This City is an embarrassment.

  • Rich
    January 18, 2016 at 4:09 pm

    One word.
    Ghetto

    • Fillet O Fish
      January 18, 2016 at 5:47 pm

      Second word: Animals.

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