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I’ve been messaging Turtleboy Sports for a while now trying to get a guest blog in there but I was waiting for the right time to find something. Then I saw that a bunch of dingbats blocked traffic at Kelley Square today. I knew that today was time to shine. My pen name’s Kyle Turtleboy, and I hope you like my takes…..
The only thing more idiotic then 29 hippies from Boston jumping on I-93 and stopping traffic into Boston, is 15 wannabe hippies from Worcester who shut down Kelley Square for four minutes today and think they accomplished something. At least those a-holes in Milton and Medford were actually blockading a real American city. I love Worcester, but it is what it is. Definitely not some important hub of commerce. Blocking Kelley Square for 4.5 minutes at NOON when traffic is the slowest, might be the most bootleg protest I’ve seen thus far. Hilariously terrible on so many levels.
Warning this video may ENRAGE you:
There they are. The stupidest fucking people I’ve ever seen in my life. I have a new theory about these hippies – they’re doing it because they’ve been rejected their entire lives by normal people. You couldn’t find that many ugly people and put them in a concentrated area if you tried. Now I never degrade people because of their looks and I certainly don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Judging someone on their physical appearance is wrong. But I’m not judging, I’m just reporting the facts and my theories based on what I ve seen. I don’t know what else to say that the Turtleboy writers haven’t said fifty million times already. They’re a cancer on society and they need to be publicly scorned. Is pointing out how ugly they are being a dick? Yup. So is purposely obstructing peaceful people from going where they wanna go. So is making kids cry and hold their ears in pain from the senseless noise pollution you’ve created:
Call it even.
Everyone hates them, not just me. Every decent person in society. You heard all those people honking and telling them to get the fuck out the way. Everyone’s thinking it, and I’m just the messenger Turtlebro. Then again, no one should feel bad about calling these people ugly. They’re terrorists. We’ve already established that. They’re bullies who purposely go out of their way to punish other people because we won’t listen to them. They could easily hold their rally behind City Hall but they know that no one would come and watch, because what they’re saying is so stupid. And because we refuse to waste our time listening to them by our choice, they take that choice away from us by jumping in the middle of the streets that we pay for in our taxes. I know THEY certainly don’t pay taxes.
Oh yea, and please spare me the “they got out of the way of the ambulance” bullshit that I know is coming in the comments. If they didn’t cause that cluster fuck then the ambulance wouldn’t have been in that situation in the first place, backed up Vernon Street.
Another question I had while watching that video is, “what are we so afraid of?” Why is no one pushing these people out of the way. They’re purposely blocking you from where you need to be going. Like with this:
I don’t see a crosswalk there. The hippie’s actions are telling the driver in the blue car to go fuck herself. Where I come from this is an invitation for fisticuffs. Like, if I was walking through Burnocoat Middle School back in the day, and I purposely blocked some other kids from getting down the hallway, I would expect them to push me in order to get through. Likewise if someone did that to me and I was trying to get down the hallway I would have no choice but to push them. You’re basically their bitch if you don’t. Why are we letting these protesters make us their bitch?
Oh yea, and I picked up two new heroes today. The first is whoever was driving this truck:
That guy did the people’s work today by incessantly honking his loud ass horn in their faces. It sucks he probably has some boss that won’t let him run the hippies over, but I think we can all agree that we would all stand and applaud if this guy took out two or three of them.
Then there was my other hero. This guy in the blue hood:
I fucking love this guy. “Get out of the fucking way NOW!! It ain’t gonna be the police that gets violent. It’s gonna be me.” The man just oozes Worcester out of his pores. If that stupid protest went on for 30 more seconds one of those dipshits was gonna popped. Then guess what would’ve happened? If you said “they would’ve cried for the police” then you’ve got these asshats pretty figured out by now.
Let’s look at some of these professional loser terrorists.
First there’s the ringleader Julius Jones.
The guy goes to every City Council meeting and blabs on about peace and how much he loves everyone. Which makes tons of sense, because where I come from we show affection for each other by jumping in front of each other’s moving vehicles for four and a half minutes.
Then you got this thing right here:
Good thing she’s hanging out by the Hotel Vernon – she might be able to find herself a date. This girl has “swipe left” written all over her. No wonder she’s so miserable.
Then we have tight pants McGee over here:
I’ve never met this person before, but I’d bet my lunch money he’s never spent a day in the Worcester Public Schools. Yet another carpetbagger dooshnozzle who spends their entire life in some whitewashed town, then comes to Worcester to call white people here racist.
Then there’s professional protester Kevin Ksen:
This guy is the ultimate coward. An unmarried guy in his late 40’s who spends all day hanging out with 20 year old kids going through a phase. At least these nudniks will all move on with their lives in a couple years. This guy is like the scary cult leader you don’t want your kids to hang around and he’s even got the trenchcoat mafia look going on to prove it. Remember back when these same idiots were pitching tents on Lake Ave as part of “Occupy Worcester?” Yea, this guy was like the ring leader. And then when the cops finally came to break it up, he urged the kids to all stand their ground while he dipped out of there. Here’s the list of the 22 morons that were arrested back on November 6, 2011. Notice that 15 of the 22 are under the age of 25, and none of them are named Kevin Ksen. So now they all have records and this asshat gets to walk away and run State Representative Mary Keefe, and District 4 City Councilor Sarai Rivera’s campaigns with a clean record. Don’t vote for either of those losers unless you support these terrorists too. That’s the Occupy crowd for you. Old professional protesters manipulating idiot college kids into getting arrested and fucking up their lives. Who cares? They’ll be a new batch in a couple years from now.
Then there’s this blob:
Do I even need to say anything? And I know this oompa-loompa looking dooshnozzle speaks for herself:
So does whatever this thing is:
Then there’s this dingleberry:
I see he’s going with the derelict look. Hey jerk whistle, nice chinstrap. You must’ve taken a lot of time out of your busy day to make that really deep, thoughtful sign. It makes TONS of sense too since you’re singing a dumb ass song about the Worcester Police being a bunch of racists. Guess what nimrod? If you were a Worcester Police officer the criminals that you’re standing up for would eat you for lunch. That’s why you’d never be a cop. Because at the end of the day you’re a coward with a chinstrap.
Speaking of hilarious facial hair:
Voke-stache like you read about. And speaking of swipe left:
Then there’s this guy:
Because nothing says “standing up for what you believe in” like hiding your face underneath a mask and $300 headphones.
Next we have these two dingbats:
Good God. I can smell them all the way from my house on Indian Hill. I guess I can understand why those two were out there today. What else can they do in life besides protest? Would you hire the dreadlocked unibomber in the back there? Can’t these people just become panhandlers so they can at least get drunk and stumble around for our amusement?
And of course it wouldn’t be a Worcester protest if everyone’s favorite unemployed protester Robert Blackwell-Gibbs didn’t show up. For a guy who claims he likes non-violent protest, he certainly didn’t mind pulling a Reginald Denny today with that trucker:
Fuck that truck driver right Robert? I know that’s what Martin Luther King Jr. stood for. Hey I know you’re probably illiterate RBG, so your understanding of history is rather limited. But MY BOY Martin Luther King Jr. not only stood for peace, he stood for the blue collar working man. He was killed in 1968 in Memphis because he was there organizing a strike for garbage men. You know, blue collar workers trying to make it in America. How much do you think that truck driver gets paid? Is he the “1%?” You really showed him who the boss is. He’ll think twice about trying to work on federal holiday to support his family.
Oh yea, and no one likes a litterbug Robert:
There was one point where the “peaceful protester” started threatening the driver and challenged him to step out of the cab and spar with him:
It’s SHOCKING that someone who willingly admits that they are a professional welfare collector.
You like that everyone? He doesn’t work, he blocks your streets, he takes your money, and he calls you racist. And he wants us to take him seriously. LOL. Not surprisingly this “peaceful” protester has no problem teaching the next generation about “non-violence” as well:
Hey Robert – if you want to fight someone I have a proposition for you. The Worcester Police Gang Unit puts on a fundraiser called “Give Kids a Fighting Chance.” Here’s their Facebook page. It’s a great cause. The money raised goes to the Boys and Girls club boxing program to keep at-risk youths off the streets. It’s basically everything you claim to stand for. I know several Turtleboy readers your size that would LOVE to step in the ring with you. If you’re really all about helping the kids and the community, you’ll step up and accept the Turtleboy challenge. If you don’t, then you’re a fraud. If you accept then we’ll hold a public vote over who gets the honor of fighting you. Balls in your court champ.
And last but DEFINITELY not least….you know who it’s gonna be. Worcester protester mainstay and Turtleboy’s main squeeze, Professor Sonya Conner:
Some people disagree with Turtleboy and think she’s not hot. I mean, I guess it can go both ways. But she’s right up my alley too. I’m an ass guy. And Professor Sonya Conner has junk in the trunk for days
I’m still trying to figure out her M.O. Because the rest of them are obviously societal rejects looking for something to belong to. But her? The way she looks in a pant suit she can pretty much get any job and any guy she wants. Does she really need to feel loved that badly that she’s resorting to these hippies? I’m not married, and unlike these fools you’re hanging around with Sonya, I can actually pay to take you out for a nice dinner at Barber’s Crossing or somewhere fancy like that. Hit me on the hip.
Last thing I’m gonna say is that the next time one of these protesters uses “Selma” or “Birmingham” or the Freedom Rides, or the Sit-ins to justify their useless existence, do everyone a favor and call them a fraud. Because that’s what they are. None of these cowards would’ve had the minerals to do what civil rights protesters did. This is what happened to the Freedom Riders:
This is what happened at Sit-ins:
This is what happened in Birmingham
and this is what happened on Bloody Sunday in Selma:
None of these puss-bags would’ve done what those great American heroes did for justice in this country. Instead what we have now are these frauds masquerading as heroes and putting themselves in the context of these champions of justice. Do you understand what they were up against? Most likely they were going to die. They went into a hostile territory where the police were openly members of the Klan, and would let the mobs do what they wanted to the protesters.
And the Selma March they always bring up – they had a COURT ORDER from Federal Justice Johnson allowing them to march, from a case called Williams vs. Wallace, and THEN they walked 50 MILES to Birmingham. 1) These hippies have no permit. 2) Do you think ANY of those cowards today would be willing to walk 50 miles for ANYTHING? Nope. Because they have the attention span of a five year old, and the work ethic of two year old. Stupid historical facts.
But these cowards today? What are they doing? They’ve never once put themselves in physical danger. They’re dealing with a police force that is not only protecting them, but is allowing them to violate our laws in exchange for peace. They are cowards. They are frauds. It is your duty as an American citizen to call them out on it.
I hope you like my guest blog and I hope Turtleboy hires me full time.
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