Dumb Ol’ Kate Toomey Wants Worcester To Have Free Narcan Everywhere So We Can Become The Junkbox Magnet Of New England

Dumb Ol’ Kate Toomey Wants Worcester To Have Free Narcan Everywhere So We Can Become The Junkbox Magnet Of New England

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Fox 25 News:

All you  need to know about this is Cambridge is considering it. The same city that is banning Dr. Seuss because he’s a racist cliche. If you’re doing the same thing as Cambridge, chances are your idea sucks. 

Oh, and Kevin Ksen supports it:

Kevin Ksen is a professional “activist” who was brought to court after he lead a blockade of Kelley Square in 2015 as part of the black lives matter terrorist organization.

If he thinks you’ve taken a turn for the good, you’re doing something very, very wrong.

For those of you not familiar with Worcester politics, Kate Toomey is the most useless politician who has ever lived. She votes lock step with the McGovern Crime Family political establishment, but they’ve never promoted her and she’s never really been anything except for a 5th place City Councilor. And you don’t hear shit from her except for around this time every two years when an election is coming up. And for whatever reason she has chosen this to be her big issue this year. Looks like her 25 mph speed limit citywide plan never caught on.

What. A. Maroon.

First of all, if you think this wouldn’t be abused then you don’t understand ratchet mentality like we do. Worcester just started a bike sharing program, and now hoodrats all over the city are destroying these bikes for sport:

And if you think they abuse yellow bikes, wait until you see what they do to Narcan. As soon as they get filled one asshole will go over, take them all, and sell them on Facebook. It’s a guarantee.

Secondly, drug addiction is not a disease. It’s a choice. And I’m sick and tired of hearing people whine about doctors and big pharma being responsible. I’ve had surgeries. I’ve been prescribed percs and vicatin plenty. They were great. But instead of getting addicted to them I made the conscious adult decision to stop using them once I was no longer in pain. Believe it or not this is possible. But you wouldn’t know it by listening to morons like Kate Toomey, because they’re feeding us this lie that addiction is some magical power that man does not have the ability to overcome the second they pop a perc for the first time.

Narcan enables junkies. That’s just a scientific fact. If they know there’s a magical substance available for them all around the city that they can get for free whenever they overdose, then it’s only going to encourage drug use. Why not? You can no longer die from heroin.

Thirdly, why are the taxpayers financing this? We’re living in a city where teachers send home lists with their students every year of things parents need to contribute to the classroom. We’re not talking about iPads and shit either. We’re talking about crayons and paper. The basics. We can’t afford to take care of our kids, but we CAN afford to finance the disgustin habits of non-taxpaying junkboxes.

Fourthly, when is the free chemotherapy station opening? Or is cancer not as much of a “disease” as addiction? When can we expect to see the free insulin stations? Or do diabetics lives not matter as much as junkies?

Anyway, Kate Toomey sucks and this is yet another example of why. She has no problem supporting a woman-beating asshole like Moses Dixon:


And now she wants Worcester to become a safe haven for drug addicts all over New England. That will go great with Worcester’s “renaissance” that I keep hearing about.

It’s just enraging because people epi-pens cost an arm and a leg and people like Kate Toomey don’t seem to give a shit about that. Politicians like her simply do not care about decent, law abiding people. They care about slugrakes though, and 99% of what they do revolves around these cockroaches.

Unfortunately only 7 real candidates are running for City Council and 6 of them get in. Turtleboy is urging you to vote for just these three:

  • Michael Gaffney
  • Konnie Lukes
  • Gary Rosen

Joe Petty will win, and as long as those three get in as well the damage is limited. That means either Mo Bergman, Khrystian King, or Kate Toomey is getting kicked out. They’re all pretty useless, so as long as it’s one of them it’s a win for Worcester. But I’d most enjoy seeing her lose, just so she can see how much people reject this stupid, enabling idea of hers.



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25 Comment(s)
  • Not wearing a flat brimmed bulls hat
    October 13, 2017 at 9:19 am

    i like envisioning a complete breakdown of society in which virtue signaling politicians are thrown to the wolves they once fed, and become shattered frightened husks of their former gladhanding facades

  • Independent Thinker
    October 12, 2017 at 7:43 am

    I didn’t realize it was such a problem at Union Station. Sounds like another place to avoid.

  • woodrug
    October 12, 2017 at 7:32 am

    Mo Bergman deserves a vote. He was the only city councilor that actually reads the city budget before a hearing. 2 years ago he found an error in the calculations-he was the only one to spot it, and prevented an even bigger tax increase on homeowners than we eneded up getting.

    Mo has my vote.

  • Matthew McMahon
    October 12, 2017 at 1:21 am

    the author of this article is a cold person who hates people

  • greatchow
    Mr. Chans
    October 11, 2017 at 10:20 pm

    You know bridgewater state university does this already now right? They have 50 lock-boxes available throughout the campus. Talk about enabling.

  • Brian
    October 11, 2017 at 9:25 pm


  • Abigail
    October 11, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    I would like to provide the perfect example of Narcan enabling in action. My friend’s two sisters are heroin addicts. One of them, who is not very bright in general, OD’s every single time she does heroin. She won’t shoot heroin unless someone has Narcan on them, and is watching her. She has been brought back to life over a dozen times, thanks to good ole Narcan, enabling her junkie ass.

    If someone has such little self respect, that they are willing to die to get high, then by all means, let them. If they’re not going to provide rehab along with Narcan, then they are just worsening the problem. And now, they are sending that zero-consequences message to the next generation of junkies.

    • Cheech Marin
      October 12, 2017 at 8:59 pm

      And I GUARANTEE they did NOT become addicted by a MD Rx, but by gateway street drugs.

  • Drunk Again
    October 11, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    So, Kate and Maura oooh… there’s a pair. Kate was probably a .24 BAC when she came up with her latest compassionate idea. Have another cocktail you lush

  • John Jacops
    October 11, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    Here’s an FYI Don’t put the hate on Kate not only does Kate take on her first job as City Councilor listening to every wine ass in the city of Worcester 24-7 Kate Runs a 24hr Day Care called Ad care a very stressful job in which she managed to get a kid in treatment that kid went into cardiac arrest that evening and was rushed to the hospital and his life was saved Thanks Kate For Thinking he was important

  • Moron Healy
    October 11, 2017 at 4:43 pm

    Just make heroin illegal. BAM! Problem solved.

    Legislate all your cares away….

    I’m currently drafting a bill to make ALL deaths illegal.

  • Spankster
    October 11, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    I make a motion that the first dispenser is placed in front of her house. That way she and her family can interact with these poor devils

    • Hughbo Mont
      October 11, 2017 at 5:26 pm

      Why wait for that? She should at Union Station herself waiting for the next OD and administer the narcan. That would show she REALLY cared – not this bullshit virtue signaling for votes.

      And, think of the money EMS units could put towards other things instead of saving losers who will end up dead much sooner than later.

  • Mike
    October 11, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    Normal, law-abiding, tax-paying citizens don’t need to be “saved” by politicians. Politicians don’t get to rack up humanitarian points by subsidizing the cost epi-pens. Personally, I say let them die. They are not benificial to society, and very VERY rarely do they ever go on to do anything worthwhile. Honestly, as human-investment dollars go, far more good could be achieved by investing that money elsewhere – anywhere else. A much higher return on investment than trying to save junkies. You don’t build a shelter to save all the rats when their population gets out of control.

  • Jenny Craig
    October 11, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    Another client, we have a special this month.

  • Ralph
    October 11, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Toomey is an idiot!

  • October 11, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    How about her taxpayer fund stomach bypass surgery. That last all of less than a year. She blew that out right away.

  • The Wall
    October 11, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    Does anyone else agree that Maura Healey looks like Cindy Lou Who?

    • Troglodyte
      October 11, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      Retton (sp)

    October 11, 2017 at 2:25 pm


  • Me
    October 11, 2017 at 1:57 pm

    1000$ a shot. Some have had to have it several times in different ODs . screw em. You OD. You are on your own. Less crime. Less tax dollars going to criminals doing criminal things. Safer streets. And after all is said and done the life expectancy rate will once again straighten out.

    • 48 Cedar Street
      October 11, 2017 at 3:19 pm

      Excuse me. That would be $2,000 a dose. And some people need 2, 3, 4 or even 5 doses before it works.

      • Bulldog
        October 12, 2017 at 8:11 am

        Narcan costs $40 per dose and is free in some cases, not $1,000. You’re confusing it with Vivitrol.

    • Moo moo
      October 11, 2017 at 5:59 pm

      Damn fool!

    • Bulldog
      October 12, 2017 at 8:09 am

      Narcan isn’t $1,000 per shot. You’re confusing it with Vivitrol. Narcan is $40 per dose and free in some cases

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