Worcester Man Arrested For Illegal Handgun Leads To Epic Free My Bro Commentary On Facebook


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The only thing better than the stories on the Worcester Police Department’s Facebook page are the comments that follow it. Here’s a story about a local honors student who was busted on Hollywood Street with an unregistered hand gun:

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Thank God we have strict gun laws in Massachusetts. Wouldn’t want criminals to get their hands on any weapons!! Now if we were serious about getting bad guys off the streets and deterring the illegal use of firearms, then the judge in this man’s case would put him behind bars for a long time. But since we’re living in the magical land of a thousand chances, I think we can all agree that he’ll be back at his cubicle job by tomorrow.

Anyway, the commentary went exactly as expected. Normally you’d be flooded with people making really strong points, such as “free my boi.” But they’ve also come out with new arguments, such as “free the young bull.” And if you’re not convinced by that, then maybe a couple 100 emojis could sway your opinion on the matter:

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So many strong points being made. I feel like I’m learning an entirely new language.

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Sometimes I feel like I need an ebonics to English dictionary on Facebook.

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So let me get this straight. A 19 year old kid (who just so happens to be black) is caught with an illegal firearm. His homefries are out in force tossing around the 100 emoji and threatening people who disagree with them. And this leads Vanessa to state that she should be scared of all white people. That seems like a perfectly logical conclusion to reach.

And of course no posting about a criminal with an illegal gun would be complete if a social justice warrior didn’t talk about how he was just about to turn his life around:

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Newslfash Junito-Betsy – he didn’t get caught up with the wrong crowd. He IS the wrong crowd. But please, tell me more about how he was just about to finish up his GED and open his own barbershop. That’s usually how this song and dance goes right?

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True that. Never thought of it that way.

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Anyway, Hillary Clinton just got let off the hook by the FBI, so I guess they have a point about white people getting away with shit. #FreeMyGirl


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30 Comment(s)
  • Steven Stover
    July 6, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    I bet the thug looks just like the son Obama never had.

  • Patrick
    July 6, 2016 at 11:38 am

    Hahaha, lock the little shit bag up for 5 yrs, that will keep him quite.

  • GoSuckADick
    July 6, 2016 at 7:59 am

    This site is ignorant and immature honestly how would ya like if I started a page about you guys and talked as much shit as you do here I honestly don’t know why this fucking page shows up on my news feed butya should honestly get shut down for talking so much shit mirdita cobrones que no vale na pendejo

    • InterwbezLogic
      July 6, 2016 at 9:08 am

      You’re such a pussy. Heard of freedom of speech? Thats means i get to call you a fickle spineless cunt and your only legal retaliation is with words, and tears. Oh and you’re welcome, becuase i am sure you just received more of an education in those 2 sentences than you have in anywhere else in the last 2 years…

    • KimberlyS
      July 6, 2016 at 9:36 am

      Start your own blog – talk as much shit as you want!! It’s the American way!!

      Oh, wait – you have no writing skills. Guess that means you’re out.

    • GoneWest
      July 6, 2016 at 9:22 pm

      Post the link to your blog

    • Patrick
      July 6, 2016 at 9:46 pm

      Shut up u clown.

    • JoeMomma
      July 8, 2016 at 11:45 am

      This is America…we speak English here.

  • Independent Thinker
    July 6, 2016 at 7:06 am

    There should be an automatic death sentence if you commit a crime with a gun.

    Unfortunately, the government is more interested in taking away guns from the good guys instead of focusing on the bad guys.

  • john
    July 6, 2016 at 1:24 am

    think one of the free my bro kids is the dude who tried to hit the cop at bk in kelly sq then got his car blasted. wonder what happend to that case

  • Publius
    July 5, 2016 at 5:39 pm

    Despite the very convincing “free the bro” post lets keep him locked up. How do we know whether this “bro” is black or white. Missed that but no matter. Keep the bro in jail. After trial of course.

  • Micky Shitz
    July 5, 2016 at 5:29 pm

    Why haven’t we pointed out the color of all of the low lifes and trap Queens that posted to free him.

  • Jim B
    July 5, 2016 at 5:16 pm

    A-1 hit the nail on the head. He is 19, on Hollywood St at 1am, drinking & has a loaded gun. He is not turning his life around, he is a thug, he is never going to change. Time to jail these types of people (those who carry illegal guns) instead of “rehabilitate “…

    • Joseph Schmo
      July 5, 2016 at 6:59 pm

      Jim B, you MUST be mistaken, for this young man was simply looking for the nearest Boy Scout meeting, so he could join up. The firearm was for personal protection from all of the REAL lawbreakers in the area that might assault him. It is a very dangerous area, especially that time of night! (I can hear his “free” lawyer now)…

  • MrSmiley
    July 5, 2016 at 5:15 pm

    If he’s a first timer he ll get the standard 18 month handslap. With time served pending trial.. He’s affiliated with someone so he’ll end up on whatever block his group is located. Have more fun outside than in! Heck probably will get bail too.. Welcome to justice.

  • Free my Tuition
    July 5, 2016 at 4:15 pm

    Oh no, Turtleboy fell back onto the GED and barbershop comment again *cringe*

  • Jass
    July 5, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    Joseph, to bad you missed second grade basic English seriously can you spell

    • Ryan
      July 5, 2016 at 4:54 pm

      He’s making fun of the idiots that support the thug. It wasn’t that hard to figure out.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      July 6, 2016 at 2:32 pm

      Both of you obviously drink your own bath water. The joke went over your empty heads.

  • Larry
    July 5, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    Joseph can you Please speak English

  • Joseph Schmo
    July 5, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    They are all wasted loads…To badd day dint pae no tenshun in skoole cuz den weed no wut day be meenin bowt dis hole sitsheashun!

  • A1
    July 5, 2016 at 3:45 pm

    A 19 year old on Hollywood street with a loaded gun at 1am is not trying to change his life, he’s a criminal and got dealt with as such.

  • Joe Max
    July 5, 2016 at 3:35 pm

    Guess felony arrests aren’t a big deal anymore, seems that way now. Am surprised the cops weren’t blamed too. Also, his cheerleaders demanding his release. Are quite the group themselves, maybe not a Mensa group. But definitely in their own league !

  • Finkelstein Shit Kid
    July 5, 2016 at 3:30 pm

    If I had a nickel for every time someone used the “caught up with the wrong crowd” or “he was just turning his life around” lines I’d have more money than Trump.

    The “caught up with the wrong crowd” line really chaps my ass. They make it sound like it’s some kind of disease or something. That they somehow fell victim to it.

    • Keith Trudell
      July 5, 2016 at 4:38 pm

      I liked your comment before I even read it, it was based solely on your name ” maybe you can work your way up to these godamn bananas” hahaha, but yeah I definitely liked your comment too, but man best name ever

  • KimberlyS
    July 5, 2016 at 3:09 pm

    The one guy has a point – if it was a white dude, we wouldn’t be talking about it. Probably because no one would be saying “Free the White Guy!”

    Anyway, the Hillary thing makes me sick. However, Comey did do a good job of saying that what she did was wrong, and completely incompetent. That can be used.

    Not that it will make any difference.

    • StupidIsAsStupidDoes
      July 6, 2016 at 2:14 pm

      Every day I sink further and further into despair. Our country has been taken from us. Sad, sad day.

      • KimberlyS
        July 6, 2016 at 2:20 pm

        I’m there with you.

  • moor
    July 5, 2016 at 3:04 pm

    But how can WPD arrest him when he’s trying to turn his life around,
    I thought that was a “get out of jail free” card,
    just because he was “sitting ” on a stolen gun doesn’t mean it was his, maybe
    he didn’t know he was sitting on it !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lincoln Street Headhunter
    July 5, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    Am I the only one who jumped on the phony name charge this punk gave the police?

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